YIELD

"Why are we doing dodgeball again?"

"The author realized they completely missed the perfect meme."

"Ah. It's one of those."

Kaminari gestured at the collected students guarding their wall. "But hey, we have 1-B! Now it'll be an even fight, right?"

Jirou gave him a flat look.

"It'll be an even fight… right?"

Izuku Midoriya walked up to their concrete castle and shouted, "Open the gate!"

The gate opened. Bakugo strode out with a cocky grin, while the rest of the class held dodgeballs behind him.

"Attack!"

The students roared. Dodgeballs flew, some propelled with inhuman strength or launched out of cannons. Kaminari electrified his, Todoroki turned his into iceballs, and Manga made them explode with kanji.

As the dust settled, Bakugo said, "That was but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?"

Gears shifted and metal screeched as Izuku flexed his arms. "I do not."

Izuku threw a single ball. It ricocheted across the castle, bouncing off concrete walls and students. Honenuki Juzo hid underground, Kinoko made a whole forest of mushrooms, Setsuna split herself into a hundred tiny pieces, and Shiozaki made a vine cocoon. One by one, the dodgeball exposed and slammed into them.

Kirishima hardened himself and stood in the ball's path. The unstoppable force met a very movable object. Koda couldn't convince any animals to help him, and no amount of sugar made Sato crazy or strong enough to catch it.

Bakugo made a last valiant effort to stop the dodgeball. He let out his biggest explosion, but even that failed against the dodgeball.

As Bakugo fell, Izuku stood amidst the ruins of the castle and asked, "Is anyone going to stop me?"

A green pipe appeared. Chris Pratt came flying out and landed on one of Kinoko's mushrooms.

"Uhh… how did I get here?" He reached for a mushroom, and Kinoko shouted, "Don't touch that one! It's poison!"

"Really?"

"Wait, no it's not. I have a concussion."

Izuku threw a dodgeball at Chriss, and he passed out.

"Is anyone else going to stop me?"

A dodgeball shot out of nowhere at Izuku. He slid sideways and faced his newest challenger. Miruko smirked as she hefted a dodgeball in one hand. Behind her, Endeavor, Best Jeanist, Edgeshot, Ryukyu, and Gang Orca all held dodgeballs.

"Nezu asked us to help with a class exercise," Miruko said. "We can't let some high school brat show us up, can we?"

Endeavor grunted. "Let's get this over with. I have patrol in an hour."

About an hour later, Endeavor lay face-down in a crater along with the other pro heroes. Nezu came up, holding a giant golden star in both paws.

"Well done! That'll make excellent footage for this year's Christmas party!" In a stage-whisper, Nezu added, "I especially like the part where Endeavor begged for mercy."

"Go to hell," Endeavor said, his voice muffled by the ground.

"I already have reservations! Anyways, here's your prize."

Izuku took the star and ate it. "Hmm… tastes like yellow paint."

500

Do you know that feeling when you're just about to go to bed when a brilliant idea hits you? Well, shortly after posting the last one, I remembered that the Mario movie trailer exists and was very disappointed with myself.