IronWood Chapter 135: Interlude- PHO 3, a book x-overs fanfic

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Topic: IronWood vs Leviathan
In: Boards ► World ► Endbringers

(Original Poster)
Posted on April 21, 2002:

Looks like our boy Ironwood is going to go toe to toe with his brother Leviathan. Let's show some love people.

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► Vas daFuq (Verified PRT Agent) (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
Leviathan is going down, there is no ifs or buts about it. Why am I so sure about that?

As some of you might've noticed, I recently got my Verified tag back. That's right, I'm back in the game and thanks to everyone who showed support. The decision on custody of my kids was overturned and now I'm no longer crippled, thank you Woody.

I was there when Woody warned PRT about Leviathan coming and let me tell you, I've never seen him so angry. Shit, I'm not sure I've ever seen him angry before that moment. Apparently Leviathan is coming because he wants to get Woody's kids and that really ticked him off.

Oh and before anyone asks more questions, yes, Woody and Icy did have kids. They had twins, a boy and a girl. And let me tell you something, the only way Leviathan is getting to those kids is over my dead body.

► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
Yeah, anyone threatens the safety of my kid, they're going down. Go Woody, rip that bastard in half and feed the remains to fishs.

► Ichi-Monji (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
"There can be only one!" Damn Woody, you sure you're not a writer or something? That's an epic one-liner...

► Tide-Man (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
Damn, Ironwood's minions are dropping like flies.

► Odinl (Veteran Member) (Cape Groupie)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
Is no one going to mention that awesome looking sword in Ironwood's hands?

► Kamina7 (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
Shit, I don't think I'm going to look at sunflowers the same way ever again.

► _CoocooForCoco_ (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
"We can no longer live under the same sky." That's some shit straight out of Wuxia or something.

► Tide-Man (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
Come on! Kill the bastard Woody!

► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 21, 2002:
And then there was one...
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Topic: Funeral for Behemoth and Leviathan. Wait, they're being used as fertilizers?
In: Boards ► World ► Endbringers

xXxChaCha_ManxXx (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on May 1, 2002:

Apparently Woody is up to his trick again and he does something that none of us expected. He gave a funeral to his brothers, you know, the ones who killed a bunch of people for entertainment. Don't get me wrong, I like Woody, he proved that he is on our side more than once, yet I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Edit: Thanks to TityMan for pointing out something that I missed. They are his siblings no matter how fucked up they were and therefore deserve at least a proper funeral. What I actually missed is that Woody will be using their bodies as a fertilizer to grow some giant ass trees to help humanity... somehow... I do feel a little bit better after knowing this.

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► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on May 1, 2002:
Before anymore people throw themselves down Ironwood's throat I would like to point out that he didn't really seem to mind all the celebration that was going on. Despite, you know, him actually having to kill his own siblings with his own two hands. That's kind of fucked up when you think about it.

We're not his people, fuck, we're not even the same species. But Ironwood adopted our planet as his home, he adopted our culture as his own, goddamn he married one of us. I think that letting him bury his own siblings is the least we could do to repay him.

Also, I won't mention anything big since this is supposed to be 'classified' but apparently Ironwood is using the bodies of his siblings as a fertilizer for some kind of giant tree. It's supposed help humanity in someway but I got no idea how, but I... trust Woody, he didn't let us down yet.

► Vas daFuq (Verified PRT Agent) (Veteran Member)
Replied on May 1, 2002:
Well, I can't mention any details about the 'project' but I can tell you that if Ironwood delivers on his promise, it will be a game changer.

► Ichi-Monji (Veteran Member)
Replied on May 1, 2002:
Vas daFuq Come on bro! You can't tease us like that, give us some juicy details.

► Tide-Man (Veteran Member)
Replied on May 1, 2002:
Ichi-Monji Bro, chill. If TityMan and Vas daFuq say it's classified than it's goddamn classified.

► Kamina7 (Veteran Member)
Replied on May 1, 2002:
Yeah, I went and checked out the tree but goddamn was it fucking colossal. Good thing Woody was smart enough to put it into the ocean cause damn, it wouldn't fit into the city.
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Topic: World Tree? Leads to other planets? Finally open to public!? Ironwood you beautiful bastard.
In: Boards ► World ► Ironwood

xXxChaCha_ManxXx (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on March 1, 2003:

So, remember that giant ass tree that Ironwood used the bodies of his siblings to grow? Apparently they house goddamn portals that let you teleport to other planets... Yeah, that was my reaction as well. Welp, looks like we finally got a break guys. Humanity is going to space again and this time, this time we're there to stay.

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► Odinl (Veteran Member) (Cape Groupie)
Replied on March 1, 2003:
Damn son, I knew Ironwood had big plans for the trees and rumors have been going around for a while now, but goddamn...

*Changes his Alexandria underwear to Ironwood brand ones*

What? Don't judge me!

► _CoocooForCoco_ (Veteran Member)
Replied on March 1, 2003:
That means that when they open this to the public I could fulfill my lifelong dream of going to Mars? Hell yeah, Woody you rock!

Odinl Dude, I did not need to know that, I don't think any of us needed to know that.

► Tide-Man (Veteran Member)
Replied on March 1, 2003:
Did they test it? Is there any danger involved? Radiation? Deconstruction? Come on, there has to be something going on there.

► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on March 1, 2003:
Tide-Man It's a wormhole and not a teleportation device. So most of those things you mention are not a real concern. I mean, as far as I know it's perfectly safe. They've been sending Thinkers, Tinkers and all other eggheads from all over the world through those wormholes, I think it's safe to say that it's a reliable and tested method of interstellar travel.

► Ichi-Monji (Veteran Member)
Replied on March 1, 2003:
Haha, you bastards, I'm one of the first in line to try out the World Tree. Suck on that!

Also, I'm not sure why they plated the 'Video killed the radio star' instead of something more appropriate. Either I'm missing something or someone is about to get fired.
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Topic: Reperations
In: Boards ► World ► Ironwood

Ironwood (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (Verified Endbringer) (Slayer of Behemoth) (Slayer of Leviathan)
Posted on July 5, 2004:

I have just been informed that there was a bounty on my brother Leviathan, Behemoth and my other siblings. The money is well considerable and I have thought long and hard about it and in the end I have decided that I am not worthy of it. I have chosen to walk a path of redemption, to become some thing better then I was. I... I do not know the words that can express my gratatude for your species for giving me this chance. I am not worthy of it, worthy to walk amongst you.

I can't accept this money, my siblings have commited countless attrocities, killing them is both my duty and my repentance. Accepting the money would cheapen this journey, I have talked to the protectorate and 90% of this money and any future bounties earned will go into a fund to compensate the people hurt by my family. 10% will go into building places of learning on Mars, on Ganemeade, on Europa, Io, Calesto, on Titan, Triton, and Pluto. If you or a family member survived one of my families attacks then your education will be free.

I am deeply sorry for every thing we have done, and one day I pray I will be able to walk amongst you as an equal, but I am not worthy of that honor yet, not worthy of the title of human. I hope some day I will be.

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► Kamina7 (Veteran Member)
Replied on July 5, 2004:
I don't know if I can ever forgive your siblings for what they have done and will do. But I have no hatred for you in my heart. For what it's worth, you earned my forgiveness when you plunged that blade in Leviathan's core.

► Vas daFuq (Verified PRT Agent) (Veteran Member)
Replied on July 5, 2004:
Oh come on Woody. You are one of the most nicest people that I know of and met in person. You might not be human, but you're more humane than some of us.

► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on July 5, 2004:
That's deep man, I can respect this. Know this Ironwood, you might not be of our species, but you're one of us now and let no one tell you otherwise.

► Ichi-Monji (Veteran Member)
Replied on July 5, 2004:
Welp, now I totally can't have unreasonable hatred for you Ironwood, why would you do this to me?

In all seriosness, I hope that you find repentence that you're looking for. I forgave you when you healed my little brother's cancer and now I have nothing but love and respect for you and your family. Good luck Woody, I think the road from here will only become more rocky.

► xXxChaCha_ManxXx (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on July 5, 2004:
I never hated you Ironwood. I was afraid of you when you first showed up. I was afraid for myself when my doctor told me that you're my only chance to live beyond 30s. I had never had more hope in my life when you cured me of my affliction. Now, my children are running around in Ironwood underwear and Ironwood toys in hand. All I can say is thank you. Thank you for giving me another chance to live. Thank you for letting me bring my wonderful children into this world. Thank you for protecting us when you had no obligation to do so. And finally, thank you for being you.
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Topic: Ironwood gets another notch on his belt, Cronos down.
In: Boards ► World ► Ironwood

xXxChaCha_ManxXx (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on April 1, 2003:

So, looks like good old Woody is not stopping anytime soon. Cronos is down and he is down permanently. Gotta admit that from what I saw in the footage, it was touch and go for a while but Ironwood pulled through.

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► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 1, 2003:
I admit it, I was scared for Woody for a bit there. When the Cronos got him in his grip and Woody stopped moving, I was terrified. But then out he goes and rips Cronos a new one.

► Ichi-Monji (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 1, 2003:
Ironwood did good but we shouldn't forget that the UK forces also contributed and so did the capes at the scene. Not as much as Woody admittedly, he tanked Cronos like a boss, but they brought the hurt down on Cronos.

► Odinl (Veteran Member) (Cape Groupie)
Replied on April 1, 2003:
Yeah, I heard there is going to be a huge award ceremony for everyone who participated and villains will even get royal pardons.

► _CoocooForCoco_ (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 1, 2003:
Woody did good, he did us all proud. As much as I hate to rain on this parade, we need to remember that there is more and we need to prepare for them. But, for now, 3 down, 17 more to go.

► Kamina7 (Veteran Member)
Replied on April 1, 2003:
_CoocooForCoco_ Come on bro, let's enjoy the win for now. We know more of them are coming, but for now we celebrate another win for humanity.
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Topic: S9 attacks Woody's home and Icy kickes their asses.
In: Boards ► World ► Ironwood ► Icy

xXxChaCha_ManxXx (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on January 1, 2004:

You read that title right. S9 is the scum of this beautiful planet we call Earth, but they just fell to a whole new low.

You remember how Ironwood always goes out to fight Endbringers, well S9 just used that to get into his house. You know, the place where his wife and kids are.

But don't crap your pants yet, here is a real kicker. Icy, our lovable ice Tinker beat the everliving shit out of S9. You read that right, Icy, by herself, beat S9. Let that sink in for a moment. It sunk in? Now you can crap your pants.

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► Vas daFuq (Verified PRT Agent) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 1, 2004:
I can confirm that attack happened and there is one important thing to note. Ironwood is pissed. Not a little pissed, no sir. He's fucking enraged. I saw him and I hear him talk about what he's gonna do to S9 and it goes along this lines:

"I'm going to stomp them to dust. I'm going to grind their bones. I'm gonna pile them up into a big fire and roast them alive. I'm going to bash their heads, break their faces and jump up and down on the things that are still left. And then I'm going to get really mean."

I might have taken some creative liberties but the content remains mostly original.

► Tide-Man (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 1, 2004:
Fuck now I need to go and buy more underwear. Do they still make Icy stuff? Don't matter I'll pay premium, gimme.

► Ichi-Monji (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 1, 2004:
I need a new underwear for a whole another reason. Goddamn Icy, you one scary lady. You just killed off like half S9, by yourself... Shit, I need to change my pants again now.

► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 1, 2004:
Never underestimate tinkers and Icy is a great tinker despite her short career. She had 3 freaking years to make her home into a freaking fortress on top of whatever stuff PRT has. Yeah, let's say I'm surprised any of S9 got away at all.

Also, a small theory, but I think S9 just signed their own death warrants and this time I mean dead dead warrants. If PRT let's this shit slide, Woody is going to get pissed and no one wants Woody to be pissed. So Triumverate will most likely finally get sent to own S9.

► Kamina7 (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 1, 2004:
Icy, you my hero now. No wait, your whole family is my hero now. You and Ironwood just keep on giving.

► Odinl (Veteran Member) (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 1, 2004:
I'm just glad Nice Guy kicked the bucket, that guy is one messed up SOB. The masters are always the nastiest of capes and Icy just brought down the one that belonged to S9. They will be that much easier to bring down now.

While Ironwood is out kicking Endbringer ass his wife is kicking S9 in the balls. Super family right there
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Topic: Terraforming of Mars. Corpses of Enbringers are a giant leap for humanity.
In: Boards ► World ► Ironwood

xXxChaCha_ManxXx (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on February 7, 2004:

I just watched the Mars situation live and I've gotta admitt I bawled like a baby. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

So... anyone knows what's up with the giant heart thingy?

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► Kamina7 (Veteran Member)
Replied on February 7, 2004:
It was one of the most beautiful things I ever saw, just below marrying my wife and the birth of my children. It represents a new beginning for humanity, it represents a start of a new era. I gotta say, I'm glad I am alive to see it.

Ironwood, if you're reading this, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving my, no, our people, a new chance, a new beginning.

PS: My wife said that the heart thing is obviously something Woody did for his wife, I tend to trust her insticts.

► TityMan (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on February 7, 2004:
Oh, oh, I know about the heart thingy! It was because Ironwood wanted to thank his wife for sticking with him. Also, it's apparently filled with gold, cause you know, she got a heart of gold!

► Ichi-Monji (Veteran Member)
Replied on February 7, 2004:
Looks at the post of Kamina7, looks to post of TityMan.
Brah, I think you just got ninja'd.

Anyway, on to the more important topics. Like the fact that apparently there is now a new planet that humans can inhabit and it's within a walking distance from my house! You know, cause of the portal?

So, about the whole heart island thing, I gotta say, it's gonna be hard for anyone to top that. Creating an island for your wife, which not only tells her that you love her but also that she has a golden heart? Yep, husbands around the world are weeping right now.

► _CoocooForCoco_ (Veteran Member)
Replied on February 7, 2004:
TityMan that's gotta be the most disgustingly sweet thing I ever saw happening with my own eyes... I approve!

► Tide-Man (Veteran Member)
Replied on February 7, 2004:
Yeah, Ironwood treats Icy right.

Anyway, Mars thingy. What can I say? I'm shocked? I'm surprised? I was shitting my pants when it happened while crying tears of joy at the same time? Honestly, I think I'm either in shock or just still processing it. Give me some time.

► Odinl (Veteran Member) (Cape Groupie)
Replied on February 7, 2004:
Welp, I guess now shit is going to get real. Mars represents the fact that even if Earth is lost, humanity will survive. That means that the fight against Endbringers is going to escalate and it will escalate fast.

I weep now. I weep tears of joy, for humanity now has another home. But I also weep tears of grief, for all the people who will die fighting the Endbringer threat. I just hope that at the end of the day, that the humanity that will be left standing will be worth all the blood and tears.
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