14.10.2022
I'm the Absolute Madman and I really should make myself a new profile avatar or better outsource it to someone much more talented than me! Oh, and this is your weekly dose of Stranded! And my weekly dose of reminding people that neither 'Chaco nor Tsu are going to make an appearance here!:
n1ght4ury20 - Not all of them - as we won't be hosting all of them in this fic - but those that will appear are going to get more than one chance to prove why each of them is a Best Girl!
JesterGlytch - Some even say she won the first ever presidential election in the society she founded with her revolutionatary motto 'Abs uber Alles!'
Suna Chunin - I swear to god... Is this the new ARK references meme we're going to have in this fic from this point forwards? Some of my old fans know this already but I'm a 'fuck Ochaco' type of a guy, so she was out from the start, and while I don't exactly have anything against Tsu I just don't want to write her.
InsaneMakaioshin - 1. Nope and never will. It's gone, you've gotta let go of the past man. 2. No, Nah, Nope, No way and Nein.
SonicMax - I honestly can't remember what I like about her, but I do, so... yeah. Not THE Best Girl, but Best Girl nonetheless.
solbandgus - Everyone but who?
evilstatistic19 - I really hope you were blinking though.
PasiveNox - Thank you!
And now, the Ochaco- and Tsuless chapter!:
The morning was an awkward one to say the least, for Kyouka of course.
Whilst Momo and Izuku only had to pretend that they weren't passionately making love next to their classmate just a few minutes ago - which they still managed to fail at as Momo's very much disheveled hair was a dead giveaway that something has happened not too long ago - Kyouka had to pretend that she didn't wake up halfway through their intercourse and watched intently while pleasuring herself furiously at the same time. Yeah, it was very weird and quite an emotion-packed experience in general. It was for that reason that Kyouka became suspicious as she could very much feel her heart hammering in her chest and just about ready to burst out into the open, but couldn't hear it. At least not as loudly as she was used to.
Her confusion and suspicion was quickly cleared when Izuku and Momo talked her through the basics of what happened as far as they knew. It sounded bullshit as all hell at first, but the longer Kyouka listened - and the more done with life the raven-haired beauty looked - the more she believed in her words, despite how impossible it all seemed right now.
"So if this is your home, then where are Mina and Tooru?" Kyouka asked as many different questions flew around in her head.
"Well, this was our home until we were forced to move in search of food. We managed to find a more hospitable location and set up a temporary camp there, at least it was meant to be temporary, but we're discussing the possibility of staying there permanently." Momo explained whilst Izuku wandered about in the background in search of something.
"And now we have to go and join them there, right?"
"Correct. Although we'd first like to get you something that'd protect you from the blizzard outside. Trust me, it might not be that cold right off the bat, but the weather can change in the blink of an eye." Momo warned seriously.
"Dang, you guys seem to have gone through a lot…" Kyouka idly stated as she thought what her two classmates could've omitted in their relatively short and vague explanation.
And then her mind conjured the gif of Momo's Momentous Mammaries bouncing up and down as she rode Izuku's dick and Kyouka suddenly stopped thinking about what they might not have told her. Although she did wonder if either Mina or Tooru knew that Izuku and Momo were having sex? Kyouka herself was no expert on the subject but she'd seen enough on the internet to recognize that her two crushes seemed quite experienced, so it definitely wasn't their first time. Were they simply that good at hiding their fooling around from Mina of all people? Or maybe the other two knew all along but simply didn't interfere?
"Wait, Green is not forming himself a harem right? I mean, competing with Momo would be almost impossible already but if I had to face Mina and Tooru on top of that… I think I might be overreacting. I've seen Green drink copious amounts of respect women juice, so there's no way he'd want to get himself a harem right? Right?" Kyouka drifted off into the expanse of her own mind but was quickly drawn back to the real world when she noticed a commotion.
"What do you mean it's gone?" Momo questioned in disbelief.
She'd stood up a few moments ago to join Izuku who was frantically pacing the room near the alcove that housed the hot springs they told her so much about.
"I mean that it's gone!" Izuku exclaimed as his eyes darted around the cave in search of something.
"I know we agreed that that thing was sentient to some degree but there's no way it was capable of movement! Even if it was, why did it decide to stay put for such a long time only to suddenly vanish?" Momo racked her brain, trying to find an answer to the conundrum they were facing at the moment.
"What are you talking about?" Kyouka asked curiously as she approached the conversing duo.
"Our pile of definitely-sentient-stuff-that-has-turned-out-to-be-capable-of-movement." Momo and Izuku answered not only in perfect sync but also so quickly that Kyouka had trouble understanding some of the words without her enhanced hearing to help her out.
"Wha-?" Kyouka repeated like a broken record on its second spin.
Thankfully her classmates were more than eager to explain to her just what the hell they were talking about. This new piece of information sparked Kyouka's curiosity back to life, but also clarified why Momo looked so done with everything when they first explained things to her after she announced that she was awake.
"That sounds even more bullshit than everything else you've already said combined…" Kyouka groaned as she massaged her temples in an attempt to stave off the coming headache.
"I know, I know…" Momo comforted her friend with the expression of a wise sage who's seen some shit etched onto her face.
"Whilst the moment is truly emotional and I hate to interrupt it, but we have a big problem on our hands at the moment." Izuku butted in, hoping to get the conversation back on track.
You see, whilst Momo and Kyouka had their previous conversation about the whereabouts of Mina and Tooru and stuff, Izuku was keeping himself busy with search for their sentient pile of stuff capable of producing items out of thin air, hoping to find at least a jacket or something along the lines for Kyouka to wear during their trip back into their new domain.
Sadly that was not an option now since the aforementioned pile of stuff had suddenly up and vanished without a trace, so trying to track it was also impossible. Besides, they wouldn't be very surprised if it turned out that all their stuff was magically swallowed up by the very ground beneath their feet.
This meant that they'd have to figure something out with what little items they had at their disposal currently. They could of course have someone walk back and forth a couple of times to escort one of them to the camp and then bring the clothes back for the second person to wear during the next trip. It would be the best option, but would take too long, not to mention tire out and thoroughly chill the guide/courier.
In the end Izuku and Momo decided to donate a few parts of their respective clothing so that Kyouka would have at least some protection from the elements. Momo parted ways with her pants, as Izuku's were too baggy for the rocker, whilst the aforementioned man gave up his jacket, which Kyouka somehow managed not to get lost in despite their substantial difference in not only size but also body shape. It was far from perfect but it'd have to do.
The journey proved to be rather hard as the weather was harsh most of the time with only a few and far in between moments of reprieve from the constant snowstorm. It was even harder for Kyouka not because she lacked the stamina or something, but because she had to constantly stop herself from ogling Momo's rather plump booty which was constantly swaying in front of her or the muscles of Izuku's uncovered arms that bulged and shifted with every step he took.
Although they were ill-prepared for the weather, neither of the trio complained about them being cold, even Momo with her 'all-you-can-eat-buffet' of legs, thighs and ass on full display, which was weird but definitely not unwelcome. Kyouka was a bit surprised when both Izuku's and Momo's faces suddenly lit up when they saw a cave entrance up ahead, but instantly found out why that was as soon as she stepped inside.
If she wasn't cold before, she definitely would be if she was to walk back out. She couldn't place her finger on it, but something just felt warm about this cave and it only got better and better the deeper they went. It got to the point that she started sweating by the time they arrived at their camp. However, neither Mina nor Tooru were anywhere to be found, as Izuku and Momo expected some kind of a welcome party waiting for their return, but quickly let the subject go.
"They probably went into the forest already…" They both thought with fond smiles on their faces as they began to change from their winter-ish clothes and into something more suited for the warm climate they had returned to.
They also managed to find some spare pants for Kyouka, whom they decided to take with them right off the bat to start training her in the art of foraging as soon as possible. They had to cool their enthusiasm a bit though when their stomachs loudly announced their emptiness to the world. The trio decided to sit down and have a small breakfast first and then go do some work. Momo and Izuku used this opportunity to talk Kyouka through some basics of foraging and certain berries she needed to look out for for various reasons.
"Soap, really?"
At this point Izuku gave up trying to defend himself and simply released a tired sigh as the girls giggled at his past misfortune.
"My heart swells whenever the girls find something to bond over… But why does it have to be me?!"
With their bellies full and their vigor mostly restored the trio decided to head out and join the rest of their group in the forest, which turned a bit more troublesome than either Momo or Izuku expected, as both Mina and Tooru were nowhere to be found. They spent the entire afternoon venturing from one patch of berry bushes to the next in hopes of finding the missing girls whilst at the same time trying to show off as many different kinds of berries to Kyouka as they could. Worry crept into Izuku's and Momo's hearts - who were very well aware of the dangers that this world could throw at them out of the blue - and even Kyouka started feeling anxious, mostly due to how her two companions were acting as she had yet to really understand and come to terms with how funky everything could be in this mysterious place.
Both Izuku and Momo were just about ready to drop their current task and venture away from the paths they usually took to navigate what little of the forest they'd already explored and into the unknown to search for the girls then, but that was ultimately unnecessary by the time they reached the last patch of berry bushes, where Mina and Tooru were peacefully gathering berries.
Momo and Izuku started fretting over the two and then proceeded to scold them for making them worry, but were of course happy that they're alright. Mina and Tooru in turn were happy to have the smarter half of their group back and ecstatic when Kyouka made her presence known. It took the Deep Purple fangirl a couple of seconds to process who was the pale blonde-haired girl and where Tooru was, but she quickly managed to connect the dots and couldn't stop herself from gushing over the fact that Invisible Girl is not so invisible anymore.
"How's that even possible?!" Kyouka exclaimed, her eyes wide with surprise and excitement.
"We suspect that her Quirk might actually be an Emitter and not a Mutation like it was thought to be, which means that it's basically being suppressed by the same thing that stops Mina from producing acid, Momo from acting like a 3D printer and you from having full control over your jacks like you normally do." Izuku shared the theory he and Momo cooked up which was based on their own observations and limited knowledge about the laws that governed this world. "This doesn't explain why Tooru was born invisible if her Quirk really is an Emitter and not a Mutation or how any of our Quirks are suppressed really, but it's the best theory we have so far."
"Which means that I have to use this opportunity to the fullest as I might not get another chance like this!" Tooru exclaimed happily with a wide grin one her pale-skinned face.
The quintet then shifted the conversation towards simpler topics like Momo and Izuku complaining about the weather 'back home' - which Kyouka could wholeheartedly confirm was horrendous - and Mina and Tooru complaining about the bed being too big for just two of them - something that Kyouka had a hard time understanding at first, but would realize later on in the day.
After they were done with the greetings they decided to get to work so that they could return to their camp sooner and have some well deserved rest. No one commented about the disheveled state of both Mina's and Tooru's hair or the fact that the latter had the buttons on her shirt misaligned. Whether noone noticed or they simply chose not to mention it we may never know.
Waking up in a strange, exotic dimension that ignores any laws of physics, watching your two crushes - one of which made you question your own sexuality - have sex and discovering what one of your close friends looks like after she spent her entire life being invisible were all things that Kyouka never thought possible, yet here she was, having to digest all of that in the span of hours to top it all off! She'd probably think it was a dream if the cold wind blowing didn't chill her to the bone and the warm sun didn't bring respite from the cold the way it did. She didn't really realize just how tiring her first day had been until she sat down to have dinner with everyone and almost immediately fell asleep where she sat.
This complicated a few things quite a bit as the love quartet wanted to explain their relationship to her and - if she expressed the desire to - offer her a place at Izuku's side, in his bed and on his dick. They could always shake her awake and continue as planned, but they all knew just how mentally exhausting understanding something so bizarre was and decided that Kyouka deserved to rest after suddenly having so much new information thrust onto her. Seeing as she was not brought up to speed on everything however they decided to arrange a separate sleeping spot for her so that she doesn't freak out in the morning when the first thing she sees is a half-naked Izuku drowning in boob. They gently transported her to her new bed before heading to their much larger one themselves.
As they lay in bed, Mina and Tooru on Izuku's left and Momo on the right, the pink-skinned lover of gossip used the opportunity to tease her boyfriend and his raven-haired girlfriend.
"You've definitely taken your sweet time on the way back…" The pink she-devil pointed out innocently, though the smirk on her face revealed the true nature of her comment.
"T-The weather was awful." Momo stuttered as she said the first excuse that came to her mind.
"I'm sure it was, but the cave was probably still as comfy as ever, right?" Mina continued with her teasing.
Izuku, who wanted nothing more than to go asleep and get his inner clock back on the right track, decided to intervene before Momo is reduced to a stuttering mess that struggles to form a coherent sentence.
"Mina, could you lean over for a moment?" He asked and the girls looked at him curiously.
A moment later Mina climbed on top of him and brought one of her ears to his mouth. Her face then gradually morphed from curiosity first to shock and then to full-blown excitement. She suddenly rolled off of him with a giant grin and laid back down in between Izuku and Tooru.
"I'm gonna be a good girl, I swear!" She promised vehemently, the grin not leaving her face for a moment.
"What did he say?" Tooru asked her best friend who in turn turned around and then started whispering in her ear. Her face too changed from curiosity to shock, but then was replaced by a starstruck expression. "That's hot…" She blurted out, her face completely red and steam coming out of her ears.
"What did you say?" It was now Momo's turn to question her boyfriend and the situation repeated itself once again. Her curiosity was quickly replaced by shock at first but then changed to a mix of outrage and embarrassment. She found herself at a loss of words so she settled for smacking his arm lightly.
In his defense Izuku did at least have the decency to look kind of bashful after revealing the offer he'd made to Mina.
"Hey, if it works, it works." He explained himself with an embarrassed smile as a light blush crept onto his face.
"Dork." Momo stated before burying her face in the crook of his neck so she didn't have to see that lovely smile of his cause it was making her feel all kinds of ways, and not the ones you'd want to feel as you tried to fall asleep.
Needless to say it took them a few moments to calm down, but as soon as they did they were out like a light.
They woke up and quickly discovered that Kyouka was still asleep so their grand reveal would have to wait just a bit longer.
In the meantime they decided to get some breakfast organized and wait for the last member of their group at the table. Things led to more things and those led to even more things and by the time Kyouka did wake up the other four people in the room with her already forgot about their plan to give her a quick overview of how their relationship functioned.
They simply ate their berries in a cheerful atmosphere, cleaned up and then ventured out to enlarge their already decent stocks of food with - you've guessed it - even more berries!
This is probably where I should promise on Madman's honor that this itty-bitty oversight won't cause a whole bunch of misunderstandings in the near future, but that'd quickly make all of you weary of anything I could've promised on Madman's honor in the past and we can't have that now can we?
Just like the mysterious forth wall break above me said, I'm not promising nothing on me honor right now.
That's it for today! The A gang is all together now, so now they can settle into a nice, peaceful routine and wait patiently for Rob to come and throw a fuck you-sized wrench into the gears!
Hope you enjoyed the chapter and I'll catch you all next Friday!