Warning: language and sexual content
Declaimer: Not my characters so no sue I am just using them for my plot.
/Blah/ Naruto talking to Kyuubi through their mind link.
/Blah/ Kyuubi talking to Naruto through their mind link.
Japanese terms:
Ojiisan- grandfather
Nani- what?
Seme- dominate
Uke- Submissive
Okaachan-mother-in-law
Ottchan-father-in-law
A/N: Oh wow! Thank you lovely people who enjoyed my story and took the time out to read, fav, follow and review it! I am over the moon with joy. I was nervous to continue not knowing if it was too late but you all showed me that it's never too late! :#)
Hatake Kakashi had lowered his favorite romance novel to peer at his student. The sterling-haired fox was just about to leave his apartment when he got a knock on his door.
"Well, what seems to bring you here? Shouldn't you be enjoying your honeymoon?" He said this as his eyes smiled at the sulking teen.
"I need your advice on something." Kakashi let his student step through his apartment door. He sat on his loveseat offering the raven to have a seat across from him.
"Okay, what type of something would that be?" He watched as Sasuke blushed and jerk his head to the side, he cursed under his breath. Okay, Kakashi was intrigued he leaned forward.
"It's personal-" He signed.
"Well, then I can't help you." Whatever this advice was had the silver-haired Jonin amused. He had an inkling what it might be, but it was fun seeing his student suffer a little bit this was payback for all those smartass remarks he had to endure over the years.
"Never mind can I just borrow one of your books instead?"
"No, not until you tell me what this is about," he said while placing his novel down. Sasuke had his full attention.
"..." Before the raven got to speak Kakashi decided to throw him a lifeline. "You can skip all the gory details just get to the point."
"I want to use my Sharingan to help me become the best at sex." Kakashi almost fell out of his seat he was floored he thought it would be advice about being a more attentive partner not... well not this. There was a little voice in the back of his head telling him he did ask for it.
"... I'm sure with practice you'll get better." that was all the advice he could give somehow, he felt like any other advice would be crossing student sensei relation.
"He didn't finish..." They locked eyes.
"Uh, ahhhhh... I did not need to know that!" Kakashi felt like a five-year-old covering his ears. The last thing he need was to imagine his former students doing that. In his disgust, Kakashi rose from his seat to pour himself a drink.
"Please... I can't stop thinking about it and it's driving me crazy! I can't eat. I can't sleep and he gets to frolic about as if nothing happened. It's not fair!" Well, that surely answered the ongoing question circulating between Tsunade, Rin, Iruka, and him that Sasuke was a hate-filled bossy ass virgin boy. It makes so much sense now. The women were right and now he was out a few ryō!
The silver-haired shinobi had pinched the bridge of his nose, gross so gross. Albeit, seeing Sasuke looking all jetlagged and tormented helped push Kakashi passed his reservations. "I have some visual novel that just might help-"
"-Do you have ones that are male on male specifically."
"Pfft of course I do! I don't discriminate." The platinum blonde said matter-of-factly when it came to Kakashi's track record he had lost count at sixty. No one could resist his charm or good looks, men or women.
Hell, he could point at any unsuspecting bloke on the street and he was pretty sure they would be in his bed come the next morning.
He couldn't believe he was saying this but Sasuke at this moment was not his student he tried reasoning.
"Just make sure to get lube lots and lots of lube it'll help."
"We used something like that. I still don't completely understand why he didn't finish."
"Ugh... I can't believe I'm humoring this. Which one was top and which one was bottom." Gawds! kill him now Kakashi was mentally gagging.
"Wha..." The raven's facial expression was blank. Of course, why would he know any of the terms?
"Who was the giver and who was the receiver." He took a hit of Sake the burning hell with the plague of nausea.
"Oh, Naruto was the receiver..." Sasuke had hoped he understood that right.
"Well, that's tricky... Uh, you see there's this spot called the um the... are you seriously taking notes." While Kakashi tried to explain it as professionally as possible the raven pulled out a small notepad and pen. He grabbed the notepad and tossed it over his shoulders.
"This is not a test Sasuke it's an experience you already did the hard part the first time is always awkward and messy, but if you're trying to become a better lover you gotta find out what turns your partner on. Take what happen, Naruto didn't uh... finish. That could be because you didn't um, give his prostate enough contact-" Ha! Kakashi was proud of himself for not making that sound lude.
"His prostate..." he had curled his pointer finger on the tip of his chin in thought.
"Yeah, believe it or not, that thing is extremely sensitive. You might have to adjust your angle next time." Gods, he's going to hell in a handbasket this was the last thing Kakashi thought he would be doing is having a sex talk with his former student. What the hell were his parents doing? Never mind, they were prudish he knew where Sasuke got it from.
"It was mainly Naruto on top doing all the work I just laid there frozen..." His words trailed off.
"Oh! Well, pillow princess next time how about if you try to find the same rhythm, or try giving attention to his other body parts as well? You have hands so use them. Actual the perfect novel for you it is the most accurate." Okay, Kakashi was done being his student's sex ed teacher it felt like pulling teeth.
"Thank you, sensei!" Kakashi shook his head which sounded weird being thanked for sex advice.
"No need to thank me just read that." It was one of his most graphic with stunning visuals Sasuke would be a pro when he was done with that book it had every position known to mankind and explained in great detail how to achieve said positions, it was the karma sutra for men.
Kakashi watched as his student left his apartment before he let his guard down that was a horror show and he needed to find Iruka to help cleanse his palette.
Naruto was sore all over, it felt like a thousand years of pain followed by a thousand squats, that next morning he had woken up to the screeching of Sasuke's mother. "Wake up you two, Naruto I made something special just for you dear."
She called from the other side of the door. He didn't know he had fallen asleep he turned on the futon to see Sasuke was already dressed and leaving. He kept his back to him the entire time.
He left Naruto naked and alone that's when blond realized he had no clothes at the Uchiha residence just his burnt-up wedding robes. So, he decided to help himself to Sasuke's clothing.
He opened Sasuke's closet seeing all his clothes were neatly pressed folded and color coordinated. He smirked grabbing Sasuke's navy-blue shorts and black tee with the long neck and white leg warmers. When he stepped down to their dining area, he heard Sasuke start to choke on his tea. He smirked.
"Good morning Okaachan and Ottchan," He fought so hard to keep a straight face. As he bowed to his in-laws.
"I hope Sasuke and I didn't keep the both of you up all night with our escapees." He heard Sasuke spit his drink out.
"Kyaa!"
Sasuke's father just shook his head, "damn teenagers." He muttered while taking another sip of his drink.
/Naru' what is wrong with you, kit?/
/Is this not what you all wanted? I fulfilled my part. /
/Have some respect! They don't need to know that... You spoiled brat./
/Pfft, who the fucking cares! / He snapped, taking a seat across from his husband.
"I made your favorite," Mikoto announced as she placed a nice steamy bowl of miso with pork ramen in front of his face. He began to drool. "You know my favorite food?" He said gratefully.
"Yes, Sasuke told me."
"Oh..." He did not know how to take that information, but when they were on the same team it was practically all he ate or a cup of noodles. So, it was no secret he just assumed Sasuke never noticed or didn't care.
Suddenly an old memory popped into his head he remembered a time Sasuke, Sakura, and himself were trying to get a peek under Kakashi's mask. He chuckled at the thought they did have good times as well as bad, but like all memories, the bad always outweighed the good even if there was a lot more good than bad.
He could feel the raven orbs bore into him. He suddenly felt subconscious but he played it off as if he did not care or notice. Finally, he had enough he sat his bowl down locking his eyes with his former teammate.
Usually, it would escalate into a glaring contest but the raven had broken eye contact instantly making Naruto confused. His brows come together. Maybe he did cross the line? He was just poking a little fun.
He was about to apologize for his statement earlier but as soon as he opened his mouth Sasuke slammed his palms on the tabletop getting up to leave.
"Now that's just rude!" His father shouted at the raven's retreating back.
"Kyaa Sasuke come back!"
"I'm sorry..." Naruto apologized and swiftly bowed at the waist to his inlaws before taking his l.
/Ojiisan?/ He asked softly.
He got no answer. He pouted did he seriously go too far he decided to go for a walk to clear his head. He tried reaching out to Kyuubi again but got no answer. He walked right by his former chunin teacher Iruka.
"Naruto! Where are you going?" Somehow seeing Iruka made him start to break down he leaped into his former sensei's arms.
"Oomph you alright?"
"No... I made Ojiisan mad and Sasuke's mad at me and I don't know what to do." He started to cry. Why was he crying? He felt like such a bitch. Why did he even care if they were mad at him? WHY!?
People were staring at them. "Um, right let's go somewhere more private." Kakashi would have to wait.
Sasuke had found a vacant shop corner to study, so with his signature pinwheel and crimson irises Sasuke would use his Sharingan to absorb as much of the book as his mind would allow, he copied every move, embrace, and touch to memory. He was like a madman flipping through the pages at an alarming rate.
Every detail and every term. He never thought of pet names they seemed sappy but there he was copying them to memory. And there were so many positions he silently proclaimed he would know them all by the time the day was done! Gnawing on his lower lip in thought he flipped to the next page.
Called The Art of Seduction, hm, He wondered. He had to put forth any effort it all came naturally, but now he was dead set on mastering it all. He now knew the terms Seme and Uke. If he were to be the best Seme, he had to embrace his sexuality something he avoided he wanted power not to be ogled but now he realized he could have both if he was married.
"Sasuke is that you?" The raven closed his eyes regaining his composure they were back to their standard onyx color.
He looked up to see a confused Rin behind him. "What are you doing over on this side?"
He quickly snapped his book close rising to meet Rin's gaze. He was taller than her so she had to tilt her head up at him. They were quiet for a moment. He was still angry with her. It was all her fault. "Why did you choose Naruto?"
She smiled her chocolate brown pools softening on him, "give it time and you'll see."
"Sounds like a cop-out," He countered. He hated how she danced around his questions. He wanted the truth no pussyfooting.
"Maybe," She shrugged before touching the side of her nose with her index finger, she gave him a wink before continuing her walk.
"Hey wait," they walked side by side. She smiled, "Alright I'll give you a hint think real about a moment when you were around twelve or thirteen or so then you'll understand."
He cocked a brow at her who just smile and wrinkled her nose teasingly. "Believe me or not the answer is there."
"Sure," He sighed picking up pace and leaving the brunette behind. "Suit yourself." She smirked and continued her journey to meet with her old teammate Kakashi, he urgently requested her presence.
She was in good spirits that were until she ran into a sobbing Sakura.
Sasuke missed the mark and Naruto is confused about it all. As I said sex never makes things any better especially when things are already complicated as is, hold on to you to your butts it's about to get bumpy.