Warning: language and sexual content.

Declaimer: Not my characters so no sue I am just using them for my plot.

/Blah/ Naruto talking to Kyuubi through their mind link.

/Blah/ Kyuubi talking to Naruto through their mind link.

Japanese terms:

Ojiisan- grandfather

Nani- what?

"Hey, you alright?" Rin had placed a gentle hand on the pink-haired kunoichi's back. "No," she sobbed even harder successfully hiding her red face with her chin-length bob.

"It was supposed to be me." Sakura dropped her hands to lock bloodshot emerald green pools with Rin.

"Okay, Hun... You're not making any sense." She assumed it was some normal teenage angst or something.

"Rin-dono!" Her eyes seemed to come to.

"Yeah, that's me are you alright?"

"I... I'm fine." She regained her composure turning to leave a curious Rin in her wake.

"If you need anything feel free to visit me." She called after Sakura's retreating back.

Sakura had paused gnawing on her lower lip in thought she turned but saw that Rin was already on the move. She needed time to think about her next approach. She knew that she and Sasuke were meant to be together.

"Naruto what is this all about?" Iruka had gone to the blonde's favorite ramen shop, Ichiraku Ramen. They sat on both of their favorite stools. Naruto wiped his nose with the back of his hand. His shoulders dropped. As his eyes found the ground between them interesting.

"I... I don't know what's the matter with me?" Why did he even care? This sucked. He was happy in his own bubble but then the adults in his life had to go and pop that.

"Are you hungry?" the blonde shook his head his blond locks blanketing his face. Iruka had ordered both of them some drinks instead. That took the brunette by surprise when did Naruto ever pass up a free opportunity to stuff his face?

"Well, try starting from the beginning." The Chunin Academy instructor had tussled the blonde's loose locks trying to coax a smile out of him.

He rested his elbow on the countertop using his palm to prop his chin up. He sighed. "You sure you want to know." They paused when the kind-eyed Ayame brought them their drinks. The brunette nodded he would be that sympatric ear for Naruto.

"I guess... It started that night." He sighed again. "You sure you wanna know." He looked at his instructor coyly at first but seeing the brunette nodded encouragingly. He had opened up to become a laxer.

"Last night started out strange first off Sasuke-teme started laughing, which was beyond surreal I thought he was gonna kill me... but he was generally amused strange right? He actually appeared human. Though the animosity was still there, but then seeing him so vulnerable and submitting to my body was... I can't explain it 'Ruka. Sure, I masturbated before but this was waaaay different..., And sure, it was gratifying having him submit to my body but I didn't finish and I can't help wondering how that would have felt like if I did? I don't know what to do, but I refuse to be mistreated!... I wish Ojiisan would answer me..." It was hard navigating all of this alone his mind was all over the place. He was grateful 'Ruka was there, but he also just wanted his parents back. He wanted someone to hold him and tell him it was going to be alright.

Both Iruka and Ayame exchanged glances. Iruka thought Naruto needed help with living with another person oh boy was he wrong. Ayame had thrown her hands up in surrender while slowly backing away into the kitchen, this was Iruka's territory.

As Iruka silently contemplated his next step Naruto had folded both arms on the polish countertop resting his chin on his arms he began to play with his straw paper.

Dammit, Iruka cursed, he wanted to go knock that Uchiha-brat right upside his head. He knew this would happen they were like oil and vinegar. He tried talking Rin out of it but she insisted she made the right choice. She told them even a blind man could see the cosmos was bringing them together. Iruka believed this blind man must also be dumb.

"You're right you shouldn't have to put up with any of this. Hey, I have an idea you can hide out at my place for a night or two. I won't even tell a soul." That would keep the Uchiha-brat's grimly little hands off of his little Naruto. That brought a smile back to the blonde's face but he had shaken his head though the offer was tempting it would only be a matter of time before he would have to face it.

The book he borrowed from Kakashi mentioned wearing the most seductive clothes he got, so Sasuke donned his signature white kimono, and Obi was the most revealing outfit he had even though the back story was something he's rather put behind him. He was thankful nobody was home or so he thought. He needed more time to study his book. He refused to be caught off guard again.

He heard a knock on his door before it slid open.

Itachi had come strutting in through he plopped down on the bed next to him. "What's got your attention?" He reached over grabbing the book from his brother's grasp there was a little tug of war until his older brother was able to snatch the book away. He turned to glance at the page Sasuke was on. He cocked a brow at him smiling in his brother's direction.

"Trouble in Paradice?" He teased.

"Shut up... why are you even in my room."

"I wanted to see how you newlyweds were fairing."

"You know damn well that's not why you're here." He huffed.

"It's the truth, I married for love and you married to appease our parents."

"Now you want to play the big brother role. We're fine... there now you may leave."

"I remember that kid would always follow you everywhere you went when ya'll be little. Even when you ran away to join Lord Orochimaru's merry clan even then it seemed like he still held on hope. At one point, I thought you two were friends... What happened?" He eyed his brother's outfit.

The raven shrugged. "I guess people grow apart. You and I were close once, and just like you... I decided to tell him my real feelings." He still remembered those scowling blue pools gleaming with unshed tears as he hurt the blond time and time again until one day the blond stopped casing him and wanted nothing to do with him, it was better that way. He was cold his words cutting deep just like he had done to Sakura actually he was downright cruel to the blond… more than cruel and at the time he had liked it.

The older raven sighed. "I was jealous of you Sasuke for a long time. Our parents had put so much of their ambitions onto me. I got angry and that anger turned to cold bitter hatred. I wanted you to hurt and now I see you took those hurt feelings and projected them onto your spouse." He said things he shouldn't have he'd admit that. They remained quiet. "I don't understand why you would be jealous of me?" He just sat there staring at an empty space in his room it was like someone dumped a bucket of ice-cold water on him. He grew up believing his brother hated him and now he found out that it was because of jealousy! His fist clenched.

"All I did was idolize you! I wanted to be the best just like you and instead of being my big brother, you decided to fuck with my head! I did nothing to you!" He was furious.

"Get out," he snapped. "I don't need you anymore, I managed just fine without you or anyone!"

"Well, pushing people away is gonna get you exactly what you want. Have fun being a superficial dick." They were like cats and dogs always arguing Sasuke was too stubborn and untrusting of him now and Itachi's jealousy may have caused a rift between them that was too damaged to repair. He silently made his decision it was time his brother learned a little lesson.

Itachi had climbed to his feet but paused before tossing the book back at him, which Sasuke caught effortlessly.

"Instead of being face-deep reading porn. You should be wondering where your wife is." with that, he slammed his door shut. Sasuke had looked at the leather-bound book. He frowned shoving the book into his dresser drawer. come to think of it where was Naruto? Just then a thought popped into his head. The book mention doing some grandiose gesture. He opened the same drawer he had shoved his book in counting his ryō. He might have enough to get it.

It was nightfall by the time Naruto left Iruka's side. "You sure you're gonna be alright?" The brunette had walked him to the Uchiha's home. He nodded and he smiled. They had stopped at the blonde's old home to grab a few of his things and with full arms, he used his foot to help him knock on the front door of the Uchiha manor when it was swiftly slid open, he was ambushed by his mother-in-law.

"Kiyaa where have you been?" She wrapped her arms around his mid-section pressing her cheek against his stomach. "How's my grandbaby doin' in there?"

"What!"

"Oh, nothing," she teased. He was able to pry himself from his in-law making his way to the room he and Sasuke would share... while jiggling his mound of clothes and pillow he awkwardly shuffled into the raven-s room. He was expected to receive some rude remark but notice the raven was knocked out. He was grateful. He dropped all his belongings on the floor and was gonna sneak into the kitchen for a sneak when he noticed the glinting of green on the nightstand "Gama-chan?" He checked his belongings pulling out his old frog wallet.

"What in the hell?" He walked over to the newer-looking Gama-chan holding them up side by side.

He peered at the sleeping raven.

"What the fuck?" He mouthed.

/He bought you a gift kit that means he wants to sleep with you/

/Ojiisan! I'm mad at you! Where have you been!?/

/I wanted to give you space. /

/Pft, now you choose to listen? /

He went to sit on top of the pile of clothes he brought. He leaned all the way back until he was on his back, he held the wallet above his head admiring his new gift. He turned it left to right a smile tugging at his lip.

"Welcome to the family new Gama-chan." He had sat the new Gama-chan on top of his mound grabbing his pajamas. He searched around for the bathroom he never knew how clean their house was. He finally found the guest bathroom he needed a shower he could still smell Sasuke on him the fresh scent of lavender and oakmoss. Once he was finished washing up, he donned his favorite sleeping cap and pj's before balling up with the new Gama-chan and going to sleep.

The next morning, he awoke to a face hovering above his own. "Ah!" He jumped.

"You're awake?"

"Yeah, what the hell?" He looked at the raven suspiciously placing his palm on the raven's bare chest. Sasuke recalled page 37 from the borrowed book, Ask them how they are doing and be sure to appear interested.

"Did you sleep well?" His onyx orbs bored into the blonde as he waited patiently for an answer,

"Mhm," Naruto was at a loss for words he also noticed the change in the outfit and nervously scanned the room for Sasuke's sword The Kusanagi, was he going to try to kill him again? He was certainly dressed for the occasion. The raven recited page 40 If they seem suspicious disarm them with a compliment.

The book also insisted for the reader be conscious of their face, so if he had a resting bitch face, which he does, he would have to make sure he appeared more approachable, but easier said than done.

"You still have that thing," He poked the bulb on Naruto's nightcap. "It suits you."

Naruto had leaned back why was Sasuke so close probably because he was gonna lodge Kusanagi in his unsuspecting back?

"You like your gift; pity I fell asleep, I would have loved to see your reaction," he said softly, and in doing so the collar of his kimono slid down exposing his bare shoulder and chest, but he seemed to have not noticed.

"Y-yeah... Thanks. whelp I'm gonna go get dressed C'ya!"

"You can dress in here." Their eyes locked.

While he spoke Sasuke leaned in almost tantalizing giving Naruto a good whiff of his scent lavender and oakmoss, their lips only millimeters apart the tip of his nose brushing against the blonde's whiskered cheek he had boxed Naruto in both palms pressed against his bedroom wall on either side of Naruto's head. Their blue melded into black. All Naruto could think was he dreaming.

"I won't mind. We are married after all." His warm breath danced across the blonde's neck moving to single blond strands. Naruto's senses filled with all that the raven had to offer. His own blue pools half lidded that was until he seemed to snap out of his trance. His mind screamed at him to run! before it was too late.

"Uh, no no that's okay tem- that's okay!" He ducked down and quickly exited the room like a cat that had been splashed with water.

Sasuke had dropped his head almost in defeat as Naruto left. The Book did mention coming on too strongly could frighten said potential love interest. His irises had their signature crimson pinwheel shape. His head jerked back up. He refused to accept failure! He'd be damned to have Naruto hang this over his head! Gama-chan was only a taste! The spring festival was coming. He would have Naruto eating out the palm of his hand.

The spring festival will have lights music... food and games all the perfect mixture to help set the mood and it was all the things Naruto loved.

Ryo was not an option he saved more than enough to spoil the brat rotten, he looked back at his futon the reminisce of the other night still fresh in his mind. He blushed grumbling to himself. The sheets still smelt of Uzumaki. He felt goosebumps traveling up his arms and down to his legs. Why was this still happening what kind of Kitsune curse had he put on him! he needed an ice-cold shower.

/ WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!? / He sprinted down the hallway and bust his way through the bathroom door pressing his back against the door. He scanned the restroom in fear that Sasuke might come crawling from underneath a rug.

/I already told you why this is happening. / Kyuubi snorted he could feel his grandfather roll his eyes.

/Seriously! /

/Yes. Just think about it kit the gift... and the sudden change in attitude. /

/You're insane! /

/ He wants you. / His grandfather's words were starting to make a lot more sense, but why? Why!?