Chapter 13: Bad Good Intentions
"Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village"
Hinata woke up confused, finding herself half naked. She was shocked when she found out that there was someone behind her, and instantly screamed as loud as she could.
"Kyaaaaaah!" Hinata screamed and slapped Neji so hard on the cheek knocking him out.
The slap that Hinata did was very strong, which made Neji fall to the floor instantly. Kiba, who had been watching at the room behind him, was shocked.
"OH CRAP!"
He immediately opened Hinata's closet and hid in there before she recognized his existence. Kiba was terrfied and his heart was beating very fast. "What did I tell you, Neji !? Doing a good deed isn't always a good idea! Maaan.. What should I do now !?" he thought.
Hinata's scream was so loud that the whole house could hear it. Hanabi who had been sleeping in her room suddenly woke up because of it.
After screaming, Hinata ran to the corner of her bedroom and instinctively tried to cover her exposed body using her arms in fear, and trembled so hard.
"Is someone here!? I'm going to die..! I'm going to die..!", said Hinata repeatedly while she closed her eyes facing the wall.
When Hinata noticed that no one was around, she turned her head around slowly. She was confused as she saw Neji lying unconscious on the floor. Feeling wary of the situation, she grabbed a pillow just in case something happens. She then slowly approached him.
"Br-Brother Nejii.. !?" shouted Hinata after seeing his face.
Hinata started to panic when she realized it was Neji. Instantly, Hinata began to recall the events that happened to her a few hours ago. She immediately knelt down beside him and tried to wake him up by shaking his chest.
"Brother Neji..! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, I swear!"
"Please.. Please wake up!", shouted Hinata feeling guilty.
Neji who was unconscious began to dream. In his dream, somehow Neji's body had shrunk with Tenten standing in front of him. Then Tenten saw his little body on the ground and grabbed him. She smiled and lifted her right arm up and slowly brought Neji's body close to her wet armpit.
"You like the view huh, Neji?", said Tenten.
Neji didn't say anything and just tried to sniff her armpit odor as much as he can.
Neji inhaled Tenten's armpit so hard in his dream that his real nose on his real body looked like he was sniffing something.
Hinata saw the weird things that Neji was doing, then tried to shake his body faster.
"Oh my god, Brother Neji! A-Are you okay!? Please wake up! You're making me worried!"
On the other hand, Neji is still enjoying his dream. Tenten grinned as she saw Neji enjoying the stuff she was doing to him.
"Ahahaha, look at how cute your little nose is twitching! But hey, why don't I just use your body to wipe up my armpit sweat like this?"
As soon as Tenten started to rub his whole body onto her armpits, Neji's body was shaking so hard. The situation made Hinata felt very scared and thought that Neji couldn't breathe.
Hinata quickly remembered about Sakura who had medical expertise. "Ah! Sakura! I should get my phone to contact her!"
Without thinking any longer, She grabbed her cell phone to call her and entered Sakura's phone number right away.
Sakura's phone rang loudly. But, since Sakura was also unconscious at the hospital, she was unable to pick it up. After failing on the first try, Hinata repeatedly tried to contact Sakura. But since she always does not get an answer, she started to feel hopeless.
"Gosh... What should I do ? There's no way I could carry his body to the hospital.."
A few moments later, Hinata fell silent and began searching for alternatives while racking her memory of the first aid training lectures she had while studying at the academy.
"I-I think.. I should give him CPR ?" Hinata said confused.
Hinata slowly brought her lips closer to Neji's. However, she paused and turned red as she started to feel embarrassed and awkward considering that this would be considered her first kiss.
Hinata began to venture, their lips touched. Strangely, Neji who had been acting weird had slowly began to calm down again. During the CPR, Hinata suddenly opened her eyes while slowly catching her breath. By seeing Neji's face right in front of her, Hinata couldn't take the awkwardness anymore and immediately let go of his lips.
"No, no, no, I can't do this! This is way too embarrassing!', said Hinata as she closed her eyes and covered her face with her hands.
15 minutes has passed, with Hinata trying to reassure herself.
"Co-Come on, Hinata! He's your own brother! Bu-But.." thought Hinata as she felt so unsure of what she was doing.
Meanwhile, Neji started having an erotic dream again. But this time, he also stuck out his tongue while licking Tenten's armpit in his dream. Neji's exposed and wriggling tongue made Hinata even more confused and worried. Without thinking any longer, she started the CPR again.
Hinata felt so disgusted as their tongues were touching each other since Neji kept pushing his tongue out. Hinata, who was struggling, gently moaned as she struggled to grip onto his lips while trying to manage her disgust.
"Mmh.. Mmh.. Mmh..", moaned Hinata.
On the other hand, Hanabi who had arrived in front of Hinata's room was surprised when she heard a moaning sound from inside her sister's room. Quickly, she directly put her ear at the door of Hinata's room and instantly smiled broadly.
As things were getting busy, Hanabi immediately opened the bedroom door.
"Hello Sist—Watchu doin—Oh my.. "
Hanabi's mouth instantly gaped as she saw her elder sister Hinata, currently half naked and seemed to be kissing someone who was her own brother. With eyes that seemed to not believe what she saw, Hanabi slowly began to smile widely.
The loud sound of the door startled Hinata and made her reflexively release Neji's lips and screamed for the second time.
"KYAAAAAA!"
"Ooops", said Hanabi.
"Ha-Hanabi ? Gosh, I thought you were someone else! Why don't you knock on the door first? You almost gave me a heart attack!"
"No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your special moment, Sis Hinata.." said Hanabi, blushing while she tried to cover her mouth.
"Special moment?" said Hinata confused.
A few seconds later, she began to realize the meaning of what Hanabi said. She then blushed and began to behave awkwardly while stuttering.
"Wa-Wait.. NO..! Listen..! Thi-This is not what you think, let me explain-"
"No, you don't have to, Sis, I already understand.. hehe~", said Hanabi as she chuckled while closing the door slowly.
"Hey, listen to me! This is a misunderstanding! Brother Neji is-"
Before Hinata finished her sentence, Hanabi immediately closed the door. "Okay, I'm going to leave you guys alone. Sorry for interrupting. See you later, enjoy your time!"
"No! Ha-Hanabi, come back here!" shouted Hinata as she pointed her arm towards the door.
After Hanabi left, the atmosphere in the room became quiet again. Hinata, whose mind felt very muddled, felt very ashamed since she never wore 'sexy' clothes in front of her own family members.
"This is the worst day I've ever had! I hope Hanabi knows that I'm only doing CPR and didn't think that I'm doing something weird with Brother Neji...", thought Hinata as she tried to think about other things she could do.
Then she looked down and took a deep breath, "God, What should I do now.."
A moment later, she remembered about Lee and Tenten from Team Guy, who were also Neji's teammates and closest friend.
"Ah, that's it! Lee and Tenten! I must call them now! I hope they can help me..", said Hinata as she hurriedly scrolled down her cellphone looking for their contact, but after searching for a while, Hinata realized that she didn't have any of their numbers.
Then, she thought of calling them using Neji's cell phone. After Hinata managed to get it, she immediately looked for their number.
However, Hinata assumed that Lee was busy doing his extreme training with Guy as usual. Therefore, he only had high hopes for Tenten. Without thinking any further, Hinata immediately dialed Tenten's number to call her.
"Oh please, please, Please, pick up the call, Tenten.. You are my only hope!", said Hinata.
Tenten was practicing throwing weapons at the edge of the forest where she and Neji usually practice together.
"Hmm, yep! I guess this angle should be right", said Tenten while closing one eye as she tried to adjust the accuracy.
Just as Tenten started to throw her kunai, her cellphone rang in her pocket, startling her and causing her to lose aim and made the kunai miss the mark on the tree trunk.
"Aww, man.." grumbled Tenten as she got annoyed for a second.
She then took out her phone and looked at the screen in confusion, "Huh, from Neji? He doesn't usually call me during a time like this. Hmmm, what a rare thing."
She walked towards the root of the tree and picked up the call while slowly sitting down on it.
"Hey, what's going on, Neji ? I'm busy practicing alone in the woods right now, please call me again later.. Or maybe you want to come here and help me if you want."
"A-Ah.. I'm.. I'm sorry, Tenten, I.. I didn't mean to interrupt you." Hinata answered hesitantly.
Tenten was surprised when she heard Hinata's voice.
"Wait a minute, Is this you, Hinata ? Are you using Neji's phone ? S-Soo, what's up ? Hehe.."
"Ye-Yes I am.. B-But I'm sorry, I don't want to intrude on your time. M-Maybe I can try calling someone else for help, See you lat—"
"No, no, no, Hinata, wait! I mean, I'm totally available now, it's totally fine! What can I do for you? I will help you out if I could.."
"Really? Thank you, Tenten! U-Uhmm, It's about Brother Neji.. And it's.. pretty bad."
"What happened to him? Do you mean Neji just got into an accident?"
"Ye-Yes! Brother Neji is.."
A moment later, Hinata explained everything to Tenten. Tenten, who had just heard the story from Hinata, laughed loudly and shocked all the animals in the forest.
"AHAHAHAHAHA! What a rare thing! So, he fainted just because of your slap?"
"U-Uhmm.. Ye-Yes.." Hinata answered shyly and unsurely.
Tenten laughed again after hearing Hinata's answer.
"Hahahaha! I.. I.. Oh god, Hahaha, I can't breathe! I didn't expect such an absurd thing, I'm sorry.. Hahahaha!"
"I.. I know! Bu-But.. I'm afraid that this is a bad thing. I feel so guilty", replied Hinata.
"You know what, maybe you should put a scoop of hot spicy curry in his mouth, like the one I did to him when we were genin, promise me, it'll work!"
"Hot spicy curry ? I'm afraid it'll make the situation get worse-"
Moments later, When Hinata's still talking to Tenten, Neji started acting weird again, which startled Hinata and made her freak out again.
"Ahh! B-Brother Neji! Oh God, He seems unable to breathe again! And.. his tongue, It's started sticking out again! Te-Tenten.. I'm so worried, please help me.. I don't know what to do!"
"Wait, seriously !? Uhh.. What a sad way to die.. I mean, hang on, Hinata! I will be there in a second!"
"Oh gosh, thank you so much, Tenten! I'll be waiting for you."
Tenten turned off the call and immediately put all of her tools and weapons back into her Ninja scroll.
"How can Neji faint just from one slap from a girl?" said Tenten while taking a tissue from her pocket to wipe her sweat.
But the moment she decided to wipe her armpit sweat, Tenten remembered something. She smiled and did not do it instead.
"Hmm, maybe I can use this as an opportunity to find out the truth that I suspect. Ehehe.. I believe this will work.." said Tenten mischievously.
After she have packed herself up, she ran to Hinata's house.
When she arrived at Hinata's house, she saw that the front door of the house was wide open. Tenten immediately went inside and headed to Hinata's room. She knocked on the door first and slowly opened it.
"Uhmm.. Hello Hina—What the..", Tenten was startled as she saw Neji lying on the ground with his tongue making a circular motion around his lips.
She then added, "Hmm, I guess spicy curry won't work anymore in this case."
Hinata, who was sitting on the bed, still only wearing a tanktop, turned to Tenten and immediately stood up.
"Ah, Tenten! I'm so glad you're finally he-"
However, before Hinata could finish her sentence, Tenten, who noticed and realized that Hinata had big breasts all this time got surprised and suddenly cut her words.
"Wait.. Wow! you really have big boobs, Hinata! Why didn't you tell me all this time?" said Tenten spontaneously as she pointed her fingers at Hinata's breast.
Hinata's cheek turned red as she felt embarrassed, "E-Eeeeh!?"
"Like seriously? What do you usually drink or eat? Or do you have any other secrets? Please tell me!"
"Huu-Wha? U-Uhmm.. N-No, Tenten, I don't know, I didn't do anythi—"
Before Hinata finished her sentence, Tenten innocently touched and pressed on Hinata's breast from behind, which surprised Hinata.
"KYAAAAAA—ah..! Te-Tenten.. !? Wha-What are you doi—Ah!"
"Wow! It feels so much bigger when I touch it! and.. so soft! I wonder what size it is? A+ ? A++? Aww, I wish mine were as big as yours, to be honest, I'm kinda jealous.."
"Uwaa—ah..! N-No! S-Stop it! Do-Don't press that part, I-It hurts! Kyaaah!" Hinata moaned as Tenten squeezed her breast even tighter.
The noise they were making in the bedroom drew Hanabi's attention again who was currently walking in the corridor. She approached the bedroom door and asked innocently.
"Uhmm, Sis Hinata ? Do you have any trouble in there ? Please do it slowly so you're not hurting yourself."
However, Hanabi did not get an answer from Hinata and it made her feel curious about what her sister was doing now. Without knocking, she immediately opened the door for the second time.
Hinata who heard the sound of her bedroom door suddenly opening immediately shouted as she already knew it was Hanabi.
"N-No no, Hanabi don't come!"
But it's too late, the door is already open wide.
"Hello, Sis! What kind of position are you doi—Oh my!" Hanabi said while covering her mouth with her hand as she saw Tenten holding her sister's breasts.
"Kyaaaah, Hanabi, don't look!"
"Gaah! O-Okay, look, I'm covering my eyes, see?"
Tenten greeted Hanabi and released her grip on Hinata's chest, "Hello, Hanabi! Long time no see.." said Tenten as Hinata held her chest in pain.
"H-Hi, Sister Tenten!" said Hanabi as she slowly opened her eyes again.
"O-owww..", Hinata groaned in pain while holding her breast.
"Hinata! Ah, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you!"
"Uhmm.. Sis Hinata, are you alright?" asked Hanabi.
And then Hinata was a bit annoyed at Hanabi for entering her room without knocking.
"Hanabi, How many times do I have to tell you to knock on the door first!?" scolded Hinata.
"Ooops, sorry sis, my bad.."
"Haha, it's okay Hinata, she didn't bother us anyway." Tenten replied.
"Yes, you're right! Anyway, here's a little advice for you Sis Hinata.." Hanabi said.
"An advice ?" asked Hinata confused.
"First, make sure you lock the door the next time you wanna do it, like you know, it's really embarrassing if you get caught!" Hanabi said.
"Hmm, I guess you're right—WAIT! What do you mean about 'it'?" Hinata said angrily.
"About 'that' you know, I'm trying to help, Hehe! From the thing that I heard on the internet. And second, you should get better on doing a couple stuff first before doing uhmmm.. a threesome. This seems like an early starting point for you.."
"A three-WHAT!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"
"A threesome, but wait, please don't get me wrong! I mean, I just thought that you needed some help with it. Anyway, I didn't know that you liked women too, but don't worry, your secret is safe with me, I promise!" Hanabi smiled.
Hinata immediately fell silent with a flat face, "….."
Tenten, who had been listening to the conversation between the two of them, just smiled and giggled in a low voice. After that, she glanced at Neji and smiled mischievously.
Hinata continued the conversation, "Listen! I'm not doing anything weird here, look, Brother Neji isn't doing well."
"O-Oh my, seems like you kissed him good, knocked him right out. I am so impressed sister, hehe.." Hanabi teased.
"NOOO! I was just giving him a CPR! How do you know so much about that kind of stuff anyway!?"
Then Tenten cut off Hanabi and Hinata's chat as she wanted to do her plan.
"Hinata, I have an idea!" Tenten shouted.
"Ah? An idea? What is it?"
"Hmmm, but first, you should take your Sister outside with you. Believe me, I got this." reassured Tenten as she blinked at Hinata.
"Ah really ? Well, Okay then Tenten.. I'm counting on you."
"L-Listen Hanabi, let's talk about this outside." Hinata said.
"Oh sure I don't mind, oh, do you want to know about the third one ?"
"Eh! N-Nooo! Ugh.. You little.."
After Hinata left the room, Tenten smiled again while looking at Neji. A moment later, she lifted both her arms behind her head, sniffed the sweat her right armpit, and said, "Let's see if that secret is really true."
Tenten placed her sweaty armpit on Neji's face, expecting him to wake up. Neji's nose started to move closer to Tenten's armpit and his tongue came out. As soon as he was about to lick Tenten's armpit,
"Hahaha! I knew it!" Tenten exclaimed.
Neji woke up from his half asleep state and sat on the floor, with his vision still blurry, he glanced here and there while trying to clear his mind.
"U-Ughh.. My head hurts! Wh-Where am I ?" said Neji.
"Hello, Mr. Genius who has an armpit fetish! Good afternoon!" said Tenten as she grinned and walked over to Neji.
Neji, who was still dazed, tried to look at Tenten's face with his blurry vision saying, "Hu-Huuh ? That voice, I-Is that.. Tenten?!"
"Yep, It's me, your favorite teammate, Sooo, how's the dream ? Did you lose your virginity by using someone's armpits in there huh? Haha"
Neji squinted his eyes as he tried to see her face clearly. As his vision started to get better, Neji finally saw her face and speaked to her while rubbing his forehead.
But, before Neji could finish his sentence, he remembered something and immediately startled her, "O-Oh hey, Tenten, what are you doing he—WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Hmm, What's up now?" Tenten said confused.
"AH! YOU AGAIN!" Neji shouted as he pointed his finger at her.
Tenten suddenly felt confused about Neji's behaviour, "H-Huuh ? Mee ?"
Neji immediately stood up and moved one step away from her. He then immediately assumed his fighting stance.
"Behold, The demon in my dream, We meet again.." said Neji as while staring at Tenten's face.
"What the !? Uhmm, What are you talking about? I'm not a demon!"
"It seems you have the ability to move from one dream to another now, demon. I wonder what other abilities you have, but.. I swear I will make sure that you will feel the taste of my palm!"
After hearing Neji's nonsensical words, Tenten was silent for a moment and looked at Neji with a flat face, however, a moment later she smiled again after taking a deep breath.
"The hell are you talking about ? I mean, I know that you're feeling embarrassed since I already know your biggest secret, but you don't have to act like this.. Hahaha!"
Tenten then began to raised both of her arms again and showed her sweaty armpit to Neji, "Ask nicely and you can have this.."
Neji who saw Tenten's naughty behavior was immediately caught off guard. He tried his best to take his eyes off her armpits which made his whole body tremble. Tenten saw Neji's behavior and laughed a little, and moved a step closer to Neji.
"Jeez, just relax, what's wrong with being honest if you really like it? Here, I let you taste it for free, I know you wa—"
"Enough talking, this time.. I won't give you a chance to morph again!" Neji shouted.
"Hu-Huuuh!?"
"Take this! Eight Trigrams Sixty-Nine Cheek Slap!"
"Whaaa.. Since when did the Hyuga clan have such an absurd move!? Aaaghhh—" Tenten screamed as her cheek got slapped by Neji.
Neji, who still thought that he was dreaming knocked Tenten right into Hinata's bed.