Naruto/Sasuke

Turns out there's better things to do than fighting.

The two men stood glaring at one another. The amount of killing intent emitted could suffocate a whole village.

"What the hell do you think you're doing bastard!?" Naruto growled, fighting back his fangs and claws.

"I don't have to tell you anything!" Sasuke's lip curled as he snarled, his Sharingan blazing furiously.

Not intimidated in the least, Naruto ran towards the other. Sasuke jumped to the side to dodge that attack. "What, too much of a pussy to fight me bastard?" Naruto taunted.

"A loser like you could never be a match for me!" Sasuke barked superiorly and made no attempt to move towards the jinchūriki.

Naruto made sure to get right up in Sasuke's face. "You think you're so fucking special huh? I thought Uchiha were supposed to be fearless but you're nothing but a little bitch!"

In a furry, Sasuke gripped Naruto by the collar of his jacket. "Don't you speak of the Uchiha!"

Naruto gave him a dark smirk. "Oh no, what's the little bitch going to do about it, hm? Go cry about it to his brother? Oh wait...that's right you killed him."

"NARUTO! I'm going to shut your moronic, fucking mouth up once and for all!" Sasuke snapped, he went to hit the man but Naruto used his shoulders as leverage to jump up and spin around, grabbing him from behind. That's when Sasuke felt something rather hard poking at his behind.

Naruto tightened his grip around Sasuke, grinding his straining erection into Sasuke's ass. "I'd like to see you try."

"Naruto...what the fuck?!" Sasuke shuddered as he spun and flung himself out of the man's grip.

Naruto chuckled at him darkly, a huge tent clearly visible in his ghastly orange pants. "Fuck who?"

Sasuke swallowed harshly, his mouth suddenly felt dry. Trying to appear unaffected he swung his fists towards the jinchūriki. "Fuck you, you pervert!"

Naruto jumped back, his erection bobbing in his pants as he avoided every blow. "Is that the best you got?" He taunted.

As soon as the words left his mouth Sasukes foot kicked up into his chin sending him up and back into a nearby rock wall. When he hit the wall Sasuke heard him groan but it didn't sound like it was from pain.

Naruto moaned as he licked the blood from his busted lip. "Mm, you should do that again."

"The fuck is wrong with you?" Sasuke sneered at him, but the dilated pupils looking at his unflagging erection told Naruto he wasn't the only one effected.

Naruto got up and walked towards the other man slowly. Sasuke tried to remain phlegmatic but he wasn't expecting Naruto to reach down and grab his own formed erection.

"The same thing that's wrong with you...pussy," Naruto whispered huskily.

"Don't touch me you worthless piece of shit!" Sasuke snarled before slapping his hand away then delivering a left hook that his heart just wasn't behind.

Naruto turned back to Sasuke, a wicked smirk on his face. " You can't fool me, you like this Sa-su-ke."

Sasuke became flushed, his heart beating out of his chest as Naruto eyes devoured him.

"Who would have thought that Sasuke Uchiha was such a freak." Naruto teased Sasuke as he watched Sasuke watching him.

"No one's a bigger freak than you Uzumaki! You and that fucking demon!" Sasuke hissed.

"Bastard!" Naruto growled, his eye flickering crimson as he charged towards him, Sasuke blocking every attack he tried to make. Sasuke swung his legs around trying to knock his legs out from under him but he just grabbed onto his shoulders and flew over and grabbed him from behind once again.

Sasuke sneered as he struggled to break free but found the erection pressing directly between his cheeks far too distracting. Sasuke quickly turned to putty against the jinchūriki as he began to roll those sinful hips into him.

Naruto chuckled as he ground his hips rougher, soon Sasuke was pushing back into his huge cock as he arched his back like a bitch in heat. Sasuke's mouth hung open as he tried to growl at Naruto. "Is that all you got Uzumaki? I guess your stamina is a joke just like you."

"I'll show you stamina you little fucking bitch!" Naruto hissed while yanking Sasuke's head back by his soft onyx locks.

"Ahh," Sasuke couldn't stop the whiney gasp that escaped his mouth but he wouldn't give in that easily. "Tch, you probably wouldn't even last thirty seconds. Bet you're a one pump chump aren't you Uzumaki?"

"I'll fucking show you, you little shit!" Naruto snarled into Sasuke's ear before biting it hard enough to draw blood.

Sasuke moaned obscenely then growled. "Then fucking fuck me already!"

Naruto nipped and licked his ear teasingly. "What was that you said? I don't think I heard you."

Sasuke looked back and snarled. "God damnit Uzumaki! Shut your fucking trap and fuck me already!"

Before Naruto could make a move Sasuke was already disrobing. By the time Naruto removed his own clothes Sasuke was bent over, spreading his cheeks and exposing his gaping wet hole.

Naruto licked his lips before a dirty smirk pulled at his lips. "Look at you already stretched out. Who would have thought the little bitch was such a slut?"

"Shut up, loser!" Sasuke growled, a blush dusting his cheeks.

"You're so stretched out It's like you fucked yourself with a big ol' dildo before meeting me." Naruto smugly paused. "Wait, you did didn't you? You fucked your slutty hole before coming to see me didn't you?" Naruto's voice was sinful and harsh.

Sasuke didn't want to answer the question but a loud slap stung his ass making him gasp.

"Answer me you dirty little slut!" Naruto growled darkly.

"Fuck yes!" Sasuke grunted defiantly.

Pacified, Naruto hummer. "That's good, this will save me time."

Naruto slammed into him with no further warning causing the man to almost faceplant. Sasuke choked on his scream from the unsuspected assault on his ass. Naruto was definitely bigger than his dildo.

Naruto slammed his hips in and out while snarling. "What was that about a one pump chump bastard?"

"Oh this is you fucking me? I can't even feel it!" Sasuke retorted snarkily as he tried to hold back his moans.

"Wha- what?" Naruto gaped like a fish and Sasuke could only smirk but that was quickly wiped off his face when Naruto began to pound in his ass even deeper. The brutal pace took Sasuke's breath away.

"Y-you call th-that fucking?!" Sasuke antagonized between grunts.

"You little-" Naruto would play along. He'd make the Uchiha eat his words. Naruto repositioned himself so that he began a brutal pace that jabbed directly into Sasuke's prostate with every thrust, soon his taunts had turned into incoherent babbling. The area was filled with nothing but wet skin slapping against skin as Naruto stuffed Sasuke's hole over and over.

There was nothing like turning mister high and mighty into a drooling muttering fool. If he knew all it would take to wipe that stoic looks off his stupid perfect face was to pound into his tight hot ass, he would have done it ages ago.

"Yes Naruto! Yes! Fuck! Right there!" Sasuke sobbed as Naruto continued to fuck into him. He had grabbed onto his own leaking cock and was frantically stroking himself in time with Naruto's thrusts.

"Fuck, yes! Own my ass Naruto, own it! So fucking good!" Sasuke babbled out, his verbal filter long gone.

Naruto Slowed down. "What was that? I thought you couldn't feel anything."

"Nonono! Faster idiot!" Sasuke growled as he tried to thrust himself back onto Naruto's cock.

Naruto's grip tightened to halt him. "Ah, ah, ah. Tell me how much you love my cock." he teased.

Sasuke snarled. "Fuck you!"

"Nope, not unless you tell me," Naruto began to pull out.

Sasuke growled at him "Fine!"

Naruto smirked. "I'm waiting."

"I love your cock," Sasuke muttered under his breath.

"What?" Naruto taunted. "I didn't hear you."

Sasuke pouted. "I'm not saying it again."

Naruto began to pull out again. Causing Sasuke to whine. "Okay, okay. I love your dick, you fuck me so good!"

"And don't you fucking forget it," Naruto snarled ferally before driving back in.

"Yes! Fuck, right there! Right fucking there! Don't stop Naruto, don't you dare fucking stop!" Sasuke babble out as he thrust back fervently, meeting Naruto thrust for thrust.

Naruto slapped his ass, watching it redden beautifully.

"Oooh! Yes Naruto, yes!" Sasuke begged wantonly at the delightful sting.

"God, your so fucking perfect for me. So fucking tight," Naruto praised salaciously as threw his head back with and slapped Sasukes ass harder.

"Fuck I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum Naruto!" Sasuke sobbed raggedly as Naruto drove directly into his prostate, sending Sasuke over the edge. Sasuke's Sharingan spun wildly as he shot cum all over the ground, his body feeling like jelly.

Sasuke's clenching channel coaxed Naruto's own orgasm out of him. With a lewd grunt Naruto came two frantic thrusts later, dumping his load deep inside the last Uchiha. Naruto rutted into him a couple more times before pulling and collapsing next to him.

They were both sweaty, flushed and covered in dirt but as they looked at each other that didn't seem to matter.

"We should have done that ages ago," Naruto chuckled.

"Hn," Sasuke smirked but inched closer to Naruto.

"What's this?" Naruto asked teasingly as Sasuke curled into his side.

Sasuke scowled at him. "Not a word or I'll Chidori your ass...again."

"Such a bastard," Naruto snorted and shook his head fondly as he gave the avenger his cuddles.