Writer's Block Is Evil
An Insane Fan Fiction by Yui Kinomoto
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Pokemon. Don't own Sailor Moon either. Heh…
A/N: First of all, I'd like to say GOMEN NASAI, everyone! I haven't updated anything in forever! I promise I'll get lots up today… Promise! You deserve it! This chapter pretty much came out of nowhere. I just thought of it now ^^ Hope you like it!
Chapter 4
Today, for another special edition of "Writer's Block is Evil," we bring you to the Goldenrod City Gym. Evil dark clouds surround the building and lightning strikes over the innocent city. An evil force lurks in this city… An evil that possibly doesn't even know how evil it is…
Whitney: *looking out the window* Oh my! What terrible weather!
*A bolt of lightning flashes in the background, lighting up Whitney's figure in the window. See? Evil! Didn't you see that flicker of red in her eyes? Huh? *stares out at the blank faces in the crowd* -_-;;; Whatever…. Anyway….*
Whitney: I'd better lock up and hope the power doesn't go out.
*And… As if on cue… As soon as Whitney locks the door to her gym, the lights flicker and the power shuts off. *
Whitney: Great… Hey, maybe I can replace the fuse! ^_^
*Whitney lights a candle and starts walking up the stairs to the attic, where the fuse box is. As she enters the black room, the door slams behind her, making her drop the candle. It flickers off, and rolls out of sight. *
Whitney: Oh no! Today's just not my day… Now how will I find the fuse box?
*Suddenly, a dim flash from the other side of the attic illuminates the room a little bit… The light is seemingly coming from nowhere…*
Whitney: …Ooh! Light! ^_^ *runs to the fuse box* Heehee!
*She tries to open the fuse box, but for some odd reason it won't open. She struggles with it for a bit, before hearing a strange voice…*
Voice: Whiiitney…
Whitney: o_O Who's there?
Voice: Over here, Whitney…
*She walks toward the pink light in the corner, and looks down to see a strange pink crystal in between the floorboards.*
Whitney: Ooh, pretty! *picks it up*
*As soon as she touches it, a beam of pink light shoots out at her, surrounding her.*
Voice of the crystal: Whitney… If you accept my powers, you will be strong… Strong enough to have whatever you want!
Whitney: Ooh, really? ^_^ Yeah! I'll accept them!
Voice: How typical….
*The light around her becomes brighter, and she blacks out as strange laughter is heard….*
A little bit later in the day, the storm has passed over Johto, and has made its way to Kanto. Let's take a quick look…
Blaine: Dum dee dum…. What a nice, stormy day…. Stormy? Wait a second… o_O
Pro_V: WATCH OUT! *pushes him*
Blaine: *lands right under a lightning bolt and gets fried* x_x;;;
Pro_V: What? It almost missed him!
Yay! Anyway… The storm has let up in Ecruteak City, and Yui and Morty are sitting outside in the sunroom…
Yui: …Oh, Morty, this is sooooo good… Mmm…
Morty: Mmm, I know, Yui-chan…
Yui: Mm… Morty, can I have seconds?
Morty: Sure! *takes her dish and refills it with fresh, homemade chocolate pudding*
*Muhahaha… You thought they were doing something ELSE, huh? That's SICK! XD*
Yui: ^_^ Yummy… Chocolate pudding…
Morty: ^_^ Here, I'll put on the radio… *presses the button on his portable CD player/radio*
Radio announcer's voice: And in today's news, Lance of the Elite Four is in the hospital with a severe case of fangirl fever. He appears to have been glomped several times, and his eyes have a strange pink glare to them. Police and other sources are still trying to figure out what's wrong.
Yui: o_O What the… What happened to my Dad?
Morty: I guess we should go try to figure out what happened. Let's go to the plateau. *teleports them there by snapping his fingers*
Yui: O_o Sheesh…. The day just gets weirder and weirder….
Will: HELP!!!
Yui: Uh oh… Will's down in his room! We've gotta help him!!! *runs*
Morty: Yuuuui-chan, wait! *runs after her*
*They get down to Will's room to see a girl wearing a pink Sailor Scout uniform attempting to glomp Will…*
Yui: Hey! Leave him alone!!!
Girl: *turns around* OOH! Morty!!!! *jumps at him*
Morty: AAH! It's Whitney!!!
Whitney: Nuh-uh! That's Sailor Whitney to you! *glomps*
Morty: _ Help me!! Yui!!!
Yui: Hey! *jumps at her*
Sailor Whitney: Hehe… Stay back! Pink Bunny WAVE!!
*A pink beam of light comes from her hand, surrounding Yui with amazingly cute pink bunnies…*
Yui: Aww! ^^ *huggles all of them*
S. Whitney: ^_^ *continues glomping Morty*
Yui: *looks up* Gah! She's all over MY Morty! But… What can I do? *goes into dramatic tense-thinking mode* {I have to save Morty… oh, and Will. Yeah… But… How can I stand up to those kinds of powers? And… How can I resist the amazingly cute bunnies?}
…*out of nowhere* Wait! I KNOW!!!
Will: o_O;;; WHAT?
Yui: *holds up… BUH BUH BUH!!! The Amazingly Powerful Sparkling Crystal of Donuts!*
S. Whitney: What the… *drops the fainted Morty to the ground*
Morty: X_X;;;
Yui: *holds the crystal above her head. Instantly, she is showered in light, and she emerges wearing a strange Sailor Scout outfit… The main ribbons and skirt are chocolate brown, and the whole thing is covered in rainbow sparkles that look a lot like candy sprinkles.*
Yui: TA-DA! I am Sailor Donut!
S. Whitney: *laughs* Hehe… Bet you still can't resist the fluffy pink bunnies!
Yui: No, of course I can't. So… I shall make it so I don't have to. *stands up, raising her arms* Rainbow… Sprinkle… SHOWER!!!
*The blast of… rainbow-colored candy sprinkles o_O … blasts away the pink bunnies.*
Yui: Hah! Now I shall defeat you! (How cliché, ne?)
S. Whitney: I don't think so! PINK WAVE!
Will: *from the background* Does she only know different forms of Pink Waves? O_o;;;
Yui: Meh… I don't feel like being a creative narrator! Chocolate Icing… STORM!!
*A heavy coating of chocolate sauce blasts over Sailor Whitney, encasing her in chocolate. The crystal she had falls, shattering, and she emerges from the chocolate as her normal self.*
Whitney: What happened? o_o
Yui: … *quickly turns back into herself* Nothing! Hehehe…
Morty: *sits up slowly* What… the heck?
Yui: Morty! ^^ *huggles him*
Morty: … ^_^ *huggles back*
Whitney: Uh…. Whatever… *somehow goes back to her gym*
Will: o_o I'm not even going to say anything.
Yui: You just did though.
Will: …Shut up! *goes to sleep*
Yui: Meh… Whatever. Shall we go back to your gym and continue eating chocolate pudding?
Morty: Sure! ^_^
*Meanwhile, in some hospital somewhere by the plateau… *
Lance: *wakes up* Where am I? What happened?
Nurse Joy: He's miraculously recovered! Yay! ^_^
Lance: ?_?
And, there you have it! Another silly chapter, at long last! Hehe… I like this one. I didn't kill off Whitney for once… Either I'm too tired, in too good of a mood, or I forgot. Heh… I think I just though of it now. I'm not gonna go back and change it though, it's fine… I'll just have to make up for it in later chapters, ne? Well… Thinking of ideas for stories, but nothing's coming… I hope to have new stuff up soon. Yay! ^-^ Well, what about next episode of this, you ask? Well, I can't tell you… So come back next time! *Sailor Donut pose this time* And I'll show you!