Writer's Block Is Evil
An Insane Fan Fiction by Yui Kinomoto
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. Simple as that.
A/N: Well… I don't really have any ideas in my head right now, so I'm just gonna write whatever comes to me… Hehe… Hope it turns out at least half-alright. Oh, yes, and DClick: a glomp is sort of like a fangirl hug… It's really hard to explain. ^^;; Hehe… It's such a cute term though! Oh, and sorry again for not updating in a while. I've been working on Yui's Journey, a bit of Oracle of Candies, and some new stuff, so ^^; I kind of forgot about this fic.
Chapter 5
Today, the eight gym leaders of Johto are relaxing in… Let's say Bugsy's back yard. They're all doing their own individual thing, so who knows why they're all there…
Bugsy: *jumping on her trampoline and singing* 1, 2, Pikachu! 3, 4, Bulbasaur!!!
Clair: Whatever are you going on about?
Bugsy: Dunno. It's a song. 5, 6, Vulpix! 7, 8, Raticate!
Clair: -_- 9, 10, SHUT UP!!!
Bugsy: That doesn't rhyme…
(Meanwhile…)
Pryce: *sitting under a tree reading a book*
Chuck: What-cha doing?
Pryce: Reading up on my algebraic equations.
Chuck: o_O *pulls the tree out of the ground and throws it out of the yard*
Pryce: Fwaa~! *falls over*
Chuck: HA! *runs off somewhere*
(Meanwhile, again…)
Morty: Go away, please.
Whitney: But I wanna go for a walk with you! Morty! Pleeease!!!
Morty: Go… away.
Whitney: Not until I get my romantic walk.
Morty: Go away!!!
Whitney: I don't want to!
Morty: GO AWAY!!! *blasts her away with white light, shattering her into many tiny particles*
(Meanwhile a third time…)
Jasmine: *looking up to the roof* Falkner, don't do it!!!
Falkner: Stand back, I'm gonna jump!!!
Jasmine: You can't!!!
Falkner: Yes I can. Watch me. *holds up his hang-glider and jumps off the roof* Whee! ^_^
Jasmine: o_oX *falls over*
Falkner: Kee! *flies off and out of the yard*
(So, Falkner flies off back to the Violet City gym, and lands on his roof)
Falkner: That was fun ^^ I wonder what I should do now…
The Book Girl 2003: *jumps up behind him* Hi, Falkner!
Falkner: *surprised* AAAAAH!! *jumps, and runs a really, really long way…*
TBG2003: What? All I did was say hi…
(Meanwhile ((I use the word meanwhile a lot x_X;;;)), Falkner kept running, and he ran all the way across the ocean. I dunno how, I guess he was running really fast. But he found himself on some weird deserted island…)
Falkner: Fwee… I wonder who that was, anyway? Heh… Now where am I?
(He soon finds that he is, in fact, stranded, and there is pretty much no way off of the island.)
Falkner: …NOOO! That's not good… Hey, maybe I can run across the water again!! *takes off running… only to fall into the freezing water* x_x I guess it only works one way…
(Back in Bugsy's yard…)
Bugsy: Hey Jasmine, where did Falkner go?
Jasmine: Not sure. He just took off on his hang glider.
Pryce: *suddenly* That's it, I'm running away!!
Morty: o_o;;; Why?
Pryce: Because Chuck ripped my mathematics textbook in half.
Chuck: HA HA!
Pryce: *sighs, and gets on the next plane to the deserted island*
Jasmine: *sighs* At this rate, all the gym leaders of Johto will run away to a secluded island and turn against each other, battling for dominance over the island…
Clair: Excuse me? Are you accusing me of running away and turning against everyone else?
Jasmine: …No…
Clair: That's it! I'm running away and turning against you all!! *gets on a plane going the same direction as Pryce*
Jasmine: *facefaults*
(At the same time, in the WBIE author's lounge…)
TBG2003: *walks in* That was weird.
Lccorp2: What happened?
TBG2003: I said hello to Falkner, and he took off! I don't even know where he went!!
Pro_V: That's strange.
Miut: You probably just scared him off accidentally.
TCL: Oh well, doesn't matter. *munches on "Lugia's Favorite!!" brand cookies*
(Back to the fic…)
(On the island, Pryce and Clair moved to the opposite side of the island, away from Falkner.)
Pryce: …My back hurts… I can't build this cabin anymore…
Clair: Oh, stop your whining and get me ten more logs!
Pryce: …Ugh… *hobbles off*
Falkner: *walks up* Hey! I've come to take back the logs you stole from MY side of the island!
Clair: Too bad! They're ours now. *throws a rock at him*
Falkner: *catches it* Too fast for you, old woman! *grabs a bunch of bananas off a nearby tree, and runs off*
Clair: HEY! Those are mine!
(Back in Bugsy's back yard…)
Morty: I'm actually worried about Falkner and the others.
Bugsy: Yeah…
Morty: It's not right for them to be living on a deserted island.
Bugsy: Right…
Morty: I say we go and get them back.
Bugsy: Okay! ^_^
Jasmine: *watches as they run off* Hey… Hey, you guys, don't leave me here with this insane guy!
Chuck: *dashes around the yard* HAAA!
Jasmine: o_O Okay, I'm coming…
(The three of them get to the island, and find Falkner sitting by the water eating a banana.)
Morty: Falkner! You're okay! We have to get back to Johto!
Falkner: Nah… I like it here. Besides, I'm in some big dominance war against Clair and Pryce.
Morty: o_O
Jasmine: Well, Falkner, it's your fault I'm here! I'm going to join Clair and Pryce and fight against you! *takes off*
Morty: O_o This is odd…
Falkner: Yeah. You two can stay here and help me fight them then.
Bugsy: Yeah! ^_^
Morty: *sighs* Okay, but then we're going back.
(In the WBIE author's lounge…)
Yui: *sitting at the computer* I have so many fics to work on.
TCL: You have to update more!!
Lc2: Yeah! Update Oracle of Candies!!
Dawn the Espeon: YES! Do that!
Yui: Eep… Too much work to do… x_x; *falls out of her chair*
Dawn: *poke* Did we kill her?
TCL: I dunno. Let's go on to her computer files and mess around with them!
Lc2: Yeah! *evil smile*
(Back at the island)
(It is evening, and Falkner's group has a fire lit atop a mountain in a small cave)
Morty: I'm hungry! Let's go back so we can have some real food.
Falkner: No way. We have to prove that our group can last longer against theirs.
Morty: No! I say we go back!
Falkner: We stay!
Morty: GO BACK!
Falkner: STAY!!
Bugsy: Um… *taps on Morty's shoulder* I'd like to go back, but… how?
Morty: *thinks* Um… However we got here in the first place.
Bugsy: But even the author doesn't know how we got here.
Morty: ….
Falkner: I guess we're staying then. ^______^
Morty: Yeah, whatever. -_-;;
(At the other side of the island)
(Clair's group doesn't have fire or a cave, so they're freezing in their small roofless cabin)
Jasmine: What made me think it would be a good idea to join your group, Clair?
Clair: Maybe you're just stupid. *shivers* Pryce, how can you stand this cold?
Pryce: I'm an Ice-type trainer, missy. I live in this kind of weather.
Clair: Oh, shut up. I'm frozen. Someone give me a blanket or something.
Jasmine: Uhh… There are no blankets out here.
Clair: *grumbles something inaudible*
Hehe… Well, that's it for Chapter 5! I know it's kind of short, but I guess this will be the first multiple-part chapter in WBIE so far! ^^ YAY! I'll be continuing this in the next chapter.. I sort of got the idea from that crazy movie "Lord of the Flies." Has anyone actually seen that? We watched it in social class last year. Hehe… Anyway, I can't tell you what happens next, so just come back next time… *Sailor Donut pose* And I'll show you!!
Mokona: And review! Puu!
(Mokona is © of Magic Knight Rayearth. Look it up sometime, it's awesome ^^ http://www.anipike.com/rayearth.html)