Author's Note: 2 reviews. That's all I've gotten out of this story. All well, who cares? I don't. Well, I see no one wants to cheat so I'll just get this chapter out.
WWLSE: Hey, why are you attempting to put this story up, you thought it up in your sleep.
WW: I DID NO—ok, I did think it up in my sleep so what? Lots of people think things up in their sleep that's no crime. Anyways I'll let you all read this chapter. On with the fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ except for Daikon.
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King Kai was starting to shake as his monkey, Bubbles hopped around his small planet.
"Oh no." King Kai said. "Something evil is approaching the planet. They may even be stronger than Cell."
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On Kami's lookout, (I don't care if it's Dende's now, I'm use to it.) Mr. Popo and Dende were standing by the edge of the lookout.
"Three strong creatures are approaching the earth. Goku, please get there in time." Dende said.
"Oh dear." said Mr. Popo. "I don't think Goku can defeat these guys by himself."
"Don't give up on Goku yet." Dende said. "Goku's been in tighter situations than this."
Just then, Mirai Trunks ran to the edge of the lookout and jumped off.
"He's just like his father." Mr. Popo said.
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Goku, Krillin and Gohan arrived at the area where Goku said that they were going to land. The three of them started to look around for anything out of the ordinary.
"Goku, I can't find anything." Krillin said. "It's just a forest why would they land here?"
"I sense their ki, but no one's here." Goku said. "That's weird."
Gohan continued to look on as Goku continued.
"And it feels like one of them is carrying something."
"Dad. Look!"
Goku turned to Gohan and saw three creatures from far away landing in the middle of the forest. Goku, Krillin and Gohan flew over to the same area.
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In the middle of the forest, three creatures climbed out of the holes they created when they landed. One was a short little orange creature with spikes, which you'd feel like kicking with an army boot to make sure you didn't bleed. The creature had fangs in his mouth and was a bit chubby and wearing black spandex pants and that was it. Another was a fat red creature with sharp claws and orange eyes. He had a dark blue spandex suit on (makes you wanna throw up just thinking about it, huh?) and black boots. The third one was a tall and skinny light-blue creature with short white hair and was wearing a light green spandex and a black cape. (Think about one of Garlic Jr's first henchmen (Nikki) but think of him a bit taller, more better looking and gayer.) The tall one picked up the jar of Daikon from the hole.
"It's a good thing it didn't break." said the fat one.
"Oh shut up will you." said the tall one. "You're making me nervous."
"So when are we going to release Daikon?" asked the short one.
"Soon. All we need to do is find someone then open the jar." said the tall one. "Don't be so impatient."
"You're gonna have to wait a lot longer than you calculated."
All three creatures looked up to see Goku floating in the air along with Krillin and Gohan.
"How can they fly like that?" the three creatures asked.
Goku landed first, then it was Krillin and Gohan. The creatures stepped forward.
"Who are you guys?" asked Goku.
"Did you hear that?" the tall creature said. "He wants to know who we are."
All three creatures laughed.
"We will tell you who we are, but it will be the last thing you learn." said the tall creature. "I am Bakemono."
"And I am Hidoi." said the fat one.
"Aku." the short one said.
Just then, Mirai Trunks landed next to Goku. "So you're the evil Dende sensed coming to Earth." he said. "Well you're gonna regret even thinking about trying to attack us."
"Did you hear that Bakemono?" said Aku. "He thinks he's gonna beat us."
All three of them began to laugh again. Mirai Trunks started to get angry just as Gohan noticed the jar that was in the Bakemono's hands.
"Wonder what's in there." he thought. Just then, Krillin powered up and charged right at Aku but the short creature punched Krillin so hard, the monk flew passed Goku and Gohan and further into the forest. Aku, Hidoi and Bakemono began to laugh.
"That's the best he could do? I'm embarrassed for the guy, Aku is the weakest out of the three of us." Bakemono said. Goku got angry and powered up. He then started to fight Bakemono. Gohan started fighting Aku and Mirai Trunks started to fight Hidoi. Goku wasn't doing too well against Bakemono, who was actually fighting and blocking with his feet because he was holding on to the jar. After a while, Aku grabbed Gohan by the leg and Hidoi did the same with Mirai Trunks. They then swung their opponents around and threw them to each other. Gohan and Mirai Trunks both fell to the ground in pain as Aku and Hidoi were laughing.
"What do ya say we finish 'em off huh?" said Aku.
"May I do the honours?" asked Hidoi.
"Certainly."
"Ok." Hidoi raised his right arm and a ki ball formed in the palm of his hand. Hidoi then threw the ki ball at the two half Saiyans but another ki ball threw it off course and it fell into the water. Mirai Trunks and Gohan looked passed the two creatures in shock. Aku and Hidoi turned around and looked up with surprised because standing behind them was Piccolo.
"Piccolo!" cried Gohan.
"What's a Namek doin' on Earth?" Hidoi and Aku asked at the same time.
"Gohan, Trunks are you two okay?" Piccolo asked.
"Yeah," Trunks said. "we're fine. Thanks."
"Hey!" said Aku. "Are we gonna fight, or are you gonna run like the cowards that you are?"
"After I'm done with you," Piccolo said as he removed his turban and cape. "You're gonna wish you had run."
"Why you little--!" yelled Hidoi. "You're gonna wish you never said that!"
Both Aku and Hidoi flew up and started to fight Piccolo. Meanwhile, Goku was putting up a good fight against Bakemono, who was still holding onto the jar.
"Not bad." Bakemono said. "But you still can't beat me."
"Wanna bet?" Goku said. "I have a few tricks of my own."
Goku put his hands together by his right side. "KA—ME—HA—ME—HA!"
Goku blasted his Ka-me-ha-me-ha wave (don't know what it's really called) at Bakemono and got him on target. When the smoke cleared, Bakemono didn't have a scratch on him.
"So," he said. "You're stronger than I thought. You'll do then." Bakemono's eyes glowed yellow and flashed at Goku. Goku tried to move but couldn't he was paralysed.
"Dad!" cried Gohan.
"Goku!" yelled Piccolo. He blasted Aku and Hidoi away from him and started to fly toward Goku and Bakemono. Bakemono was laughing hysterically.
"Well, guess you're not as good as you think." he said. Goku struggled to get free but couldn't as Bakemono looked down at the jar he was holding on to.
"I guess you wanna know what's in the jar, eh? Well, I'll show you." Bakemono started to pull on the lid to the jar. When he got it open, a purple-ish black beam came out of the jar.
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The doorbell rang. Wicked Woman opened the door. A weird guy in a mountain climbing uniform was at the door.
Mountain Climbing Guy: Hello miss, I am the all-mighty cliffhanger.
WW: Huh?
Cliffhanger: Yes, I'm here to keep this chapter a cliff-hanger.
WW: I see. Who asked you to--?
WWLSE walked into the room.
WWLSE: Oh, my cliff-hanger.
WW: YOUR CLIFF-HANGER?!
WWLSE: Uh oh.
WW: WHY YOU LITTLE--! *Starts choking WWLSE* Sorry this chapter was too short. Until the next chapter, bye.
WWLSE: *gasping for air*