Life, Love, and Lots of Coffee
A/N: I still haven't posted my first chapter of this story by the time I wrote this. I don't know why. I just haven't. Still review and tell me the good the bad and the ugly.
Summary: Same. Coffee shops are closed. School starts. Chloe kills a man (well no, but she thinks about it).
Disclaimer: I don't own the show. If I did I would be going crazy right now. I would. no wait I don't want to own the show. But if I did Jonathan would beat up Lionel, Nell would give up Lana for adoption, and Chloe would rule the Earth. 'Nuff said.
Now to begin.
*@*
"Ms. Sullivan what is the meaning of this!?" Mr. Kwan asks. Must speak slowly. Or he'll know something is wrong.
"What. ever. do. you. mean?" That was good. Right?
"You wrote a piece on how bunnies are evil. Have you really run out of ideas?"
Hey, I thought that was a great piece.
"No, it's... what was wrong with it?"
"Nothing except that almost every other word was spelled wrong, your grammar was horrible, and it was about bunnies trying to rule the Earth."
"That'll teach them."
"Find something good to right about or you're fired."
Damn. He leaves. Thank God. I am in so much trouble. How could I, Chloe Sullivan, write such a horrible piece. If I want to be a journalist this will never show up. hopefully.
What should I write about?
*@*
"Chloe, I was proof reading your work. much better then last time."
"Why, thank you Clark."
"But."
"But?"
Why did he have to say but?
"It's about how The Talon is a rat infested pool of bad coffee."
"Wellitisntthebestcoffee.sometimesifeellikeIneedtogotoMertroplisjusttogetago odcup."
"Woah. Chloe breath."
"Howcanyouaskmetobreath? Icanhardlyeventalk. Orstayawake. I need coffeClarkIneed it!"
That was a little better.
"There are other ways to get coffee. Like Folders or something."
"What!?Flordersistheworstcoffee.wellitsnotthesame. MyFatherwillonlyletmebuydecaf. Decaf!"
"Okay, calm down."
"HowcanIcalmdown!?"
That's when Lana walked in. If she hadn't found that rat, and then yelled I wouldn't be in this situation. So I'll just ignore her. I turn away.
"Chloe, what's wrong?"
"Not. talking. to. you"
"Oh" Oh? Is that all I get? "Why not?"
That's more like it.
I still wont answer.
"Lalalalalalalaignoringyourightnow"
"Chloe, hasn't had coffee in quite sometime. I don't think it explains why she is talking fast though."
"Are you, Clark Kent, questioning me?"
"No, I just. Chloe I just think that you shouldn't be mad at Lana. It's not her fault that she found a rat."
"Are you defending her?"
"Chloe, you are my best friend. But I also think that you are a little obsessed with the whole coffee thing."
"I'M OBSESSED! That's a laugh. Mr. IcantdoanythingwithoutthinkingofLanaLangfirst."
That's when I stormed out. Sure it wasn't Lana's fault. It was actually mine. But that doesn't mean I'm going to take responsibility for my actions. That would be wrong.
That's it. I'm ignoring them both.
A/N: I still haven't posted my first chapter of this story by the time I wrote this. I don't know why. I just haven't. Still review and tell me the good the bad and the ugly.
Summary: Same. Coffee shops are closed. School starts. Chloe kills a man (well no, but she thinks about it).
Disclaimer: I don't own the show. If I did I would be going crazy right now. I would. no wait I don't want to own the show. But if I did Jonathan would beat up Lionel, Nell would give up Lana for adoption, and Chloe would rule the Earth. 'Nuff said.
Now to begin.
*@*
"Ms. Sullivan what is the meaning of this!?" Mr. Kwan asks. Must speak slowly. Or he'll know something is wrong.
"What. ever. do. you. mean?" That was good. Right?
"You wrote a piece on how bunnies are evil. Have you really run out of ideas?"
Hey, I thought that was a great piece.
"No, it's... what was wrong with it?"
"Nothing except that almost every other word was spelled wrong, your grammar was horrible, and it was about bunnies trying to rule the Earth."
"That'll teach them."
"Find something good to right about or you're fired."
Damn. He leaves. Thank God. I am in so much trouble. How could I, Chloe Sullivan, write such a horrible piece. If I want to be a journalist this will never show up. hopefully.
What should I write about?
*@*
"Chloe, I was proof reading your work. much better then last time."
"Why, thank you Clark."
"But."
"But?"
Why did he have to say but?
"It's about how The Talon is a rat infested pool of bad coffee."
"Wellitisntthebestcoffee.sometimesifeellikeIneedtogotoMertroplisjusttogetago odcup."
"Woah. Chloe breath."
"Howcanyouaskmetobreath? Icanhardlyeventalk. Orstayawake. I need coffeClarkIneed it!"
That was a little better.
"There are other ways to get coffee. Like Folders or something."
"What!?Flordersistheworstcoffee.wellitsnotthesame. MyFatherwillonlyletmebuydecaf. Decaf!"
"Okay, calm down."
"HowcanIcalmdown!?"
That's when Lana walked in. If she hadn't found that rat, and then yelled I wouldn't be in this situation. So I'll just ignore her. I turn away.
"Chloe, what's wrong?"
"Not. talking. to. you"
"Oh" Oh? Is that all I get? "Why not?"
That's more like it.
I still wont answer.
"Lalalalalalalaignoringyourightnow"
"Chloe, hasn't had coffee in quite sometime. I don't think it explains why she is talking fast though."
"Are you, Clark Kent, questioning me?"
"No, I just. Chloe I just think that you shouldn't be mad at Lana. It's not her fault that she found a rat."
"Are you defending her?"
"Chloe, you are my best friend. But I also think that you are a little obsessed with the whole coffee thing."
"I'M OBSESSED! That's a laugh. Mr. IcantdoanythingwithoutthinkingofLanaLangfirst."
That's when I stormed out. Sure it wasn't Lana's fault. It was actually mine. But that doesn't mean I'm going to take responsibility for my actions. That would be wrong.
That's it. I'm ignoring them both.