Life, Love, and Lots of Coffee
A/N: Sorry about the principal Kwan thing. I saw the next episode of Smallville with the new principal and he is really annoying and I hate him and I was really sad that Kwan died. This is just my way of denial.
Summary: Same. Chloe goes as far away from Lex as possible. Lex reports to captain Clark. Lana tries to smooth things out with Chloe. That doesn't go to well.
Disclaimer: Blah. Blah. Blah. I don't own the show. Blah. I don't want to own the show. Blah. If I did own the show you would see some major improvements. Like the fact that Lana's parents would come back from the dead so Lana would shut the hell up. Then Lana's parents would slap her, tell her not to ever mention them again, and then die again. Bwa ha ha ha ha. Oh, and Chloe would rule the Earth. 'Nuff said.
Now to begin
*@*
"Why are you smiling?"
Why am I smiling? Oh come on Chloe think of something clever. Please! You're a journalist for god's sake, how come you can't think of something to say. Uh.
"You were smiling first."
"That I was."
Why does he have to be so cocky? I hate that. That's right I hate him. Good job Chloe. Keep up the hate. Quick say something to prove that you hate him.
"I. uh."
That was not good, Chloe. Um. say that you think you can see the moon in his shiny head. Wait! Don't! He's your dad's boss. Saying such things can get him fired. Stupid. Stupid!
He's waiting for me to say something.
"I have to go do something."
"Well think about what I said. Talk to Clark. And Lana."
"I hate Lana."
"Why?"
"What?"
"Why do you hate Lana?"
"Oh crap. Did I say that out loud?"
He nods. Damn even his nod is cute. Stupid. Say something and then get out of here.
I run.
Smart.
It was say something and then run. Very smart. Now he's going to think I'm a complete loser.
Not that I care.
Nope. I don't care what that stupid bald rich handsome loser guy thinks of me.
I think I need to go home and sleep.
*@*
I'm at school. I hope Lex didn't talk to Clark already. That would mean I would be a total loser and nobody would even want to talk to me. And that would suck.
It's not like a lot of people talk to me now. I have Pete and Clark and occasionally Lana. Maybe if I stay away from Clark all day, along with ignoring him, then everything will blow over.
Where is that Pete?
*@*
"Pete!"
"Hey Chlo. What's up?"
"Not much. You know how you owe me that favor?"
"Yeah." He said. Then his face dropped. "Your not going to make me sing or anything. Are you?"
"No."
"What is it then?"
"I want you to kill me." Huh? Ok. maybe I shouldn't have said that. I wonder what Pete's reaction to that would be.
"Chloe! Don't talk like that."
"Fine, not going to kill me? Then you have to do the next best thing. Tell Clark that he's a jerk for making Lex talk to me. Because Lex is evil and stupid and in no way handsome." Good one.
"I'm glad you think that too. Why would Clark need Lex to talk to you?"
"Because he's a whimp and is afraid to talk to me. Or its just the fact that his mouth only allows him to talk to Luthor or Lang."
"Great observation."
Poor Pete. He saw it before I did. I think we need new friends.
"So what are you waiting for?"
"Chloe, are you sure you want me to tell Clark that you think he's a jerk. You might lose him as friend."
"Pete, my dear Pete. We lost him long before now."
A/N: Sorry about the principal Kwan thing. I saw the next episode of Smallville with the new principal and he is really annoying and I hate him and I was really sad that Kwan died. This is just my way of denial.
Summary: Same. Chloe goes as far away from Lex as possible. Lex reports to captain Clark. Lana tries to smooth things out with Chloe. That doesn't go to well.
Disclaimer: Blah. Blah. Blah. I don't own the show. Blah. I don't want to own the show. Blah. If I did own the show you would see some major improvements. Like the fact that Lana's parents would come back from the dead so Lana would shut the hell up. Then Lana's parents would slap her, tell her not to ever mention them again, and then die again. Bwa ha ha ha ha. Oh, and Chloe would rule the Earth. 'Nuff said.
Now to begin
*@*
"Why are you smiling?"
Why am I smiling? Oh come on Chloe think of something clever. Please! You're a journalist for god's sake, how come you can't think of something to say. Uh.
"You were smiling first."
"That I was."
Why does he have to be so cocky? I hate that. That's right I hate him. Good job Chloe. Keep up the hate. Quick say something to prove that you hate him.
"I. uh."
That was not good, Chloe. Um. say that you think you can see the moon in his shiny head. Wait! Don't! He's your dad's boss. Saying such things can get him fired. Stupid. Stupid!
He's waiting for me to say something.
"I have to go do something."
"Well think about what I said. Talk to Clark. And Lana."
"I hate Lana."
"Why?"
"What?"
"Why do you hate Lana?"
"Oh crap. Did I say that out loud?"
He nods. Damn even his nod is cute. Stupid. Say something and then get out of here.
I run.
Smart.
It was say something and then run. Very smart. Now he's going to think I'm a complete loser.
Not that I care.
Nope. I don't care what that stupid bald rich handsome loser guy thinks of me.
I think I need to go home and sleep.
*@*
I'm at school. I hope Lex didn't talk to Clark already. That would mean I would be a total loser and nobody would even want to talk to me. And that would suck.
It's not like a lot of people talk to me now. I have Pete and Clark and occasionally Lana. Maybe if I stay away from Clark all day, along with ignoring him, then everything will blow over.
Where is that Pete?
*@*
"Pete!"
"Hey Chlo. What's up?"
"Not much. You know how you owe me that favor?"
"Yeah." He said. Then his face dropped. "Your not going to make me sing or anything. Are you?"
"No."
"What is it then?"
"I want you to kill me." Huh? Ok. maybe I shouldn't have said that. I wonder what Pete's reaction to that would be.
"Chloe! Don't talk like that."
"Fine, not going to kill me? Then you have to do the next best thing. Tell Clark that he's a jerk for making Lex talk to me. Because Lex is evil and stupid and in no way handsome." Good one.
"I'm glad you think that too. Why would Clark need Lex to talk to you?"
"Because he's a whimp and is afraid to talk to me. Or its just the fact that his mouth only allows him to talk to Luthor or Lang."
"Great observation."
Poor Pete. He saw it before I did. I think we need new friends.
"So what are you waiting for?"
"Chloe, are you sure you want me to tell Clark that you think he's a jerk. You might lose him as friend."
"Pete, my dear Pete. We lost him long before now."