Chapter 2
Burger King Crown
Running in the flayer jungle shooting multiple flayers with only one arrow… Master Mofo needed a weapon so he could spin around like a ballerina and kill stuff. Cause everything Big-ones kill was automatically resurrected. Sigh. MasterMofo insisted that his "stuff" was good enough. Big-ones kept trying to kill them, all of sudden a simple idea hit her so hard she fell over. She pull out a normal bow and killed them all. A gold text sword dropped so they both knew it was good. Cain made it be the Grandmother Sword. Since Cain sincerely felt sorry for the fool, he added ethereal and self repair to the sword.
"why did you add those to my sword Cain?"
"because its cool!!!" Cain said with vigorous-ness "and because it looks like your unarmed."
Big-ones came through the portal instantaneously holding a crown plus so much more that would be impossible to carry or hold at once.
"wow, I'm gonna call that the Burger King Crown!!" Cain Exclaimed.
Stats-
300%percent enhanced damage
40% chance to make a burger
3% chance to order a cheese burger with out the cheese
100% chance to get Ecoli and other diseases
Make LITTLE KIDS Happy
Mofo found a lighter and started burning the paper crown
"damn you bastard, don't burn my crown!!!!!!!!" Big-ones yelled impolitely.
"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH"
"fool"
"I'm gonna go inscribe my name into my grandmother sword"
"is that the one that make you break your back?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he skipped of into the WP
"that's one disturber kid!!"
"tell me about it" Cain inferred with great pleasure.
"huh, oh ok here it goes!!"
END
Next Time…
Big-ones finds Breast enhancing armor, like she needs it…
Burger King Crown
Running in the flayer jungle shooting multiple flayers with only one arrow… Master Mofo needed a weapon so he could spin around like a ballerina and kill stuff. Cause everything Big-ones kill was automatically resurrected. Sigh. MasterMofo insisted that his "stuff" was good enough. Big-ones kept trying to kill them, all of sudden a simple idea hit her so hard she fell over. She pull out a normal bow and killed them all. A gold text sword dropped so they both knew it was good. Cain made it be the Grandmother Sword. Since Cain sincerely felt sorry for the fool, he added ethereal and self repair to the sword.
"why did you add those to my sword Cain?"
"because its cool!!!" Cain said with vigorous-ness "and because it looks like your unarmed."
Big-ones came through the portal instantaneously holding a crown plus so much more that would be impossible to carry or hold at once.
"wow, I'm gonna call that the Burger King Crown!!" Cain Exclaimed.
Stats-
300%percent enhanced damage
40% chance to make a burger
3% chance to order a cheese burger with out the cheese
100% chance to get Ecoli and other diseases
Make LITTLE KIDS Happy
Mofo found a lighter and started burning the paper crown
"damn you bastard, don't burn my crown!!!!!!!!" Big-ones yelled impolitely.
"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH"
"fool"
"I'm gonna go inscribe my name into my grandmother sword"
"is that the one that make you break your back?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he skipped of into the WP
"that's one disturber kid!!"
"tell me about it" Cain inferred with great pleasure.
"huh, oh ok here it goes!!"
END
Next Time…
Big-ones finds Breast enhancing armor, like she needs it…