Siverus Snop, Severus Snape and an unreasoned Pregnancy.
Here is the latest installment of... Whatever. Tralalala!!!!!!!!
Disclaimers: JK Rowling owns Severus(except when I steal him... Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!), I own me(charlotte), Holly owns Holly and as she puts it in the Reviews 'She owns three quarters of the Characters we made up'. Oh yeah, She did. She also made a Giant Harry Potter in a business suit who looks strangely like James Bond. On the way home from school today we were bored so we decided to think up ideas for the fic and here they are all fused into one mad Computer Screen sized Fic! YAY!!!!!!!!!
'Severus, Can I hold Enid now?' Charlotte asked whinily.
'No, She needs to be fed later.' Severus said cradelling the baby in his arms.
'How exactly are you going to feed her?' Holly pointed out.
'We could buy a cow?' Charlotte suggested.
'I could become a cow!' Siverus Suggested.
'Why? Are you an animagus?' Charlotte asked.
'Only if I sellotape Milk Bottles to my stomach.' Siverus replied.
'Okay, Right.' Charlotte said.
'We need to feed Enid, Or she'll die.' Severus said.
'This is what happens when Men get pregnant. They can't feed the kid because they don't have... what's required.' Holly said.
'What's required?' Siverus asked stupidly. Holly and Severus just gave him a deadly stare.
'What?' he asked.
'Come on! Even I know that and I'm blonde!' Charlotte shouted.
'Shut up Ugly!' Holly said. Charlotte didn't protest against the name because she is used to it(it's true!).
'Allright.' Charlotte said quietly.
'Let's watch an alan Rickman film!' Siverus shouted.
'How about we watch a wall, It's much more exciting.' Holly said sarkily.
'Okay! That's my favorite!' Siverus said sitting cross legged and staring at the blank wall.
'I feel sorry for my baby.' Severus said feeling sorry for himself and Enid.
'We better go shopping for the baby.' Holly ordered, 'Remember that she is naked right now.'
'No, She's not. She's wearing a nappy!' Charlotte pointed out. Holly raised a fist. Charlotte knew to shut up.
'Oooh!!!! Let's get her this!' Siverus said when they were in a big shopping mall.
'We are not getting my baby a motor bike!' Severus shouted.
'But it'd be SSSSOooooo cool!' Siverus moaned.
'I don't care!' Severus hissed dragging his brother away from the window.
They walked in to a baby clothes store.
'Oooh! Look at this! Isn't it cute!' Charlotte said looking at some Legend Of Zelda pyjamas.
'It's lovely.' Severus said sarcastically.
'Let's get it!' Charlotte smiled.
'No.' Severus said sternly.
'How about we get her this?' Charlotte asked holding out a little pink coverall suit with bunny ears and a little bunny tail.
'How about, No!' Severus and holly chorused.
'Holly, She's not even your daughter! Why do you have to choose?' Charlotte moaned.
'I don't know. But it looks stupid.' Holly said coolly. Well, Cooly as in Calmly. Not cool as in 'Hey Groovy'... I better shut up or Holly will hit me when she reads this. Unless you are Holly then all I can say is this....
'Don't hit me!' Charlotte whined.
'Shut up then, Or I'll hit you and add a letter to Alan Rickman so that it is seemingly rude.' Holly hissed.
Charlotte automatically shut up.
They got some outfits and then went out into the Mall.
'Charlotte, Let's go get some food as Severus has the inability to produce any.' Holly said.
'Hey! It's not my fault! If I were Female, Then I could!' Severus hissed.
After Severus's last comment, Holly and Charlotte went off to a small ASDA to buy food. Severus, Siverus and little baby Enid(who was pulling sev's hair) went to a video store.
'We should get her some little kiddie videos for her to watch.' Severus said. 'Like that clifford the big red dog rubbish.' Severus said searching through some baby videos.
'Let's get her this!' Siverus said holding up a video with some extremely unexplainable content(ie, Very RUDE extremely Unenexplainable content).
'No!' Severus hissed as some woman with Prams pushed past giving worried glances.
'Siverus, Look for Videos YOUR age while I look for something for the baby.'
'Okay.' Then Siverus twodled away.
'Okay, Enid, what video do you want?' Severus asked the little Enid who had looked away from him for a second.
She pointed laughing to a picture of two people being unspeakably naughty.
'You've been hanging around with Siverus haven't you? Or Charlotte! I tell you they're both as bad as each other!' Severus shouted.
Some parents covered thier childrens ears and left the shop as some extremely explicit language followed.
'Sev! Lookies what I got!' Siverus shouted waltzing over.
'WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!' Severus shouted in a fit of rage.
'Moulin Rouge!' Siverus replied holding up the video case for Lord of the Rings.
'That, My simple minded brother, is lord of the rings.' Severus breathed heavily.
'Oooh! Let's get this!' Charlotte said holding up a large bottle of Vodka.
'Are you sure you haven't been drinking it?' Holly asked with a slanted eyebrow.
'What's wrong with it?' Charlotte asked thickly.
'Enid... is a baby. Babies... Don't drink Vodka.' Holly said.
'Bacardi Breezers then? Full of fruity fun goodness!' Charlotte smiled holding up a bottle of Bacardi Breezer.
Holly walked away pretending that Charlotte didn't exist.
'Hey! It was an idea!' Charlotte shouted after about a minute of not noticing.
'Let's look in the video section incase Siverus comes back with something totally unsuitable.' she said.
'Wow! That is the first sensible thing you have said... ever!' Holly said excitedly.
Charlotte just smiled stupidly.
They went over to the video section of ASDA and there, looking at some Hornblower Videos, Was their Friend Faye.
'Ooh! Ioen Gruffudd my Pretty!' Faye was mumbling to herself.
'Faye!' Charlotte shouted.
'Charlotte!' Faye shouted.
'And the intellectual conversation carries on.' Holly said to herself. 'Thank god we found you, Or I'll need to shop with Charlotte alone. She was just trying to purchase alcohol for a two week year old baby.'
'Charlotte's naughty! Charlotte's naughty!' Faye chorused as she does on a common basis.
Suddenly Siverus and Severus with Enid ran into the store.
'Hey what's up my babe?' Charlotte smiled to Severus.
'We got kicked out. Something to do with unexplainable language' Severus panted.
'Sev is naughty, Sev is naughty!' Faye chorused.
'Did I say anything about Faye having any Sanity?' Holly said.
After they had purchased thier food, Holly, faye and Charlotte asked Severus what they bought.
'We bought the super Alan Rickman Video stack!' Siverus said excitedly.
'Siverus I could kiss you! But Sev'd get upset.' Charlotte said over the top with happiness.
'Good thing we've got the tweenies instead.' Holly said.
'Um.... No we don't. I replaced them for Hornblower videos.' Faye said nervousley.
After Holly had throttled Faye half to Death Twice, they went home. Faye who was half alive came too.
'Let's watch some nice Alan Rickman videos!' Charlotte said. 'Dibs on Dogma!'
'Me and Holly would rather... strangle ourselves while swallowing live snakes in a pool of Hydrochloric Acid.' Faye said.
While Charlotte, Siverus and Severus watched Dogma, Holly and Faye had the unfortunate job of changing Enid's nappy.
'EEW!!!!!!' Faye said.
'There's no bin anywhere. Where shall we put it?' Holly said.
'Um...' Faye thought.
'I know!' Holly said. Then she whispered where in Fayes ear... A menacing grin crept onto Faye's face.
A Bit later(okay, A lot later) Severus was lying in his bed and he was rather uncomfortable. He was lying on something.
Siverus and Charlotte suddenly ran in and started jumping on Severus' bed.
Nobody noticed the two dark creeping shadows of Faye and Holly in the corner.
'Haven't you two noticed that I'm trying to sleep?' Severus barked. Siverus and Charlotte stopped for a second.
Then they carried on jumping.
Severus was sure that what he was lying on was sub liquid. Then recognition dawned on him and he jumped out the bed faster than Homer Simpson gets drunk.
'What's up?' Charlotte asked whinily as she was pushed onto the floor.
Everyone stared as Severus appeared to be dancing but he was actually having an angry fit.
Everyone stopped and listened, A Strange eery giggling filled the room. It seemed to be coming from behind the curtains.
Charlotte and Siverus hid behind the sofa and Severus pulled open the curtain so that Faye and Holly fell out unable to move in hysterics.
Siverus and Charlotte had to rush and cover baby Enid's ears as Severus started using some language that was a little outside the babies range.
'Better now?' Charlotte asked Severus.
Severus growled angrily in response.
'I'll get you a cup of tea.' She said thickly.
Faye and holly were still laughing on the floor.
Siverus was still hiding behind the couch.
Enid was still sleeping in her cot.
Severus was on the verge of killing people.
Will Faye and Holly stop laughing?*not likely* Will anyone tell Siverus that he can stop hiding?*yeah, Because we care about him SOO much* Will Enid pull Sev's hair out?*You never know what babies are capable of* Will Severus kill Charlotte?*um..........* Will Charlotte make the cup of tea in time*if she doesn't spill it all over the floor which she probably will*
Here is the latest installment of... Whatever. Tralalala!!!!!!!!
Disclaimers: JK Rowling owns Severus(except when I steal him... Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!), I own me(charlotte), Holly owns Holly and as she puts it in the Reviews 'She owns three quarters of the Characters we made up'. Oh yeah, She did. She also made a Giant Harry Potter in a business suit who looks strangely like James Bond. On the way home from school today we were bored so we decided to think up ideas for the fic and here they are all fused into one mad Computer Screen sized Fic! YAY!!!!!!!!!
'Severus, Can I hold Enid now?' Charlotte asked whinily.
'No, She needs to be fed later.' Severus said cradelling the baby in his arms.
'How exactly are you going to feed her?' Holly pointed out.
'We could buy a cow?' Charlotte suggested.
'I could become a cow!' Siverus Suggested.
'Why? Are you an animagus?' Charlotte asked.
'Only if I sellotape Milk Bottles to my stomach.' Siverus replied.
'Okay, Right.' Charlotte said.
'We need to feed Enid, Or she'll die.' Severus said.
'This is what happens when Men get pregnant. They can't feed the kid because they don't have... what's required.' Holly said.
'What's required?' Siverus asked stupidly. Holly and Severus just gave him a deadly stare.
'What?' he asked.
'Come on! Even I know that and I'm blonde!' Charlotte shouted.
'Shut up Ugly!' Holly said. Charlotte didn't protest against the name because she is used to it(it's true!).
'Allright.' Charlotte said quietly.
'Let's watch an alan Rickman film!' Siverus shouted.
'How about we watch a wall, It's much more exciting.' Holly said sarkily.
'Okay! That's my favorite!' Siverus said sitting cross legged and staring at the blank wall.
'I feel sorry for my baby.' Severus said feeling sorry for himself and Enid.
'We better go shopping for the baby.' Holly ordered, 'Remember that she is naked right now.'
'No, She's not. She's wearing a nappy!' Charlotte pointed out. Holly raised a fist. Charlotte knew to shut up.
'Oooh!!!! Let's get her this!' Siverus said when they were in a big shopping mall.
'We are not getting my baby a motor bike!' Severus shouted.
'But it'd be SSSSOooooo cool!' Siverus moaned.
'I don't care!' Severus hissed dragging his brother away from the window.
They walked in to a baby clothes store.
'Oooh! Look at this! Isn't it cute!' Charlotte said looking at some Legend Of Zelda pyjamas.
'It's lovely.' Severus said sarcastically.
'Let's get it!' Charlotte smiled.
'No.' Severus said sternly.
'How about we get her this?' Charlotte asked holding out a little pink coverall suit with bunny ears and a little bunny tail.
'How about, No!' Severus and holly chorused.
'Holly, She's not even your daughter! Why do you have to choose?' Charlotte moaned.
'I don't know. But it looks stupid.' Holly said coolly. Well, Cooly as in Calmly. Not cool as in 'Hey Groovy'... I better shut up or Holly will hit me when she reads this. Unless you are Holly then all I can say is this....
'Don't hit me!' Charlotte whined.
'Shut up then, Or I'll hit you and add a letter to Alan Rickman so that it is seemingly rude.' Holly hissed.
Charlotte automatically shut up.
They got some outfits and then went out into the Mall.
'Charlotte, Let's go get some food as Severus has the inability to produce any.' Holly said.
'Hey! It's not my fault! If I were Female, Then I could!' Severus hissed.
After Severus's last comment, Holly and Charlotte went off to a small ASDA to buy food. Severus, Siverus and little baby Enid(who was pulling sev's hair) went to a video store.
'We should get her some little kiddie videos for her to watch.' Severus said. 'Like that clifford the big red dog rubbish.' Severus said searching through some baby videos.
'Let's get her this!' Siverus said holding up a video with some extremely unexplainable content(ie, Very RUDE extremely Unenexplainable content).
'No!' Severus hissed as some woman with Prams pushed past giving worried glances.
'Siverus, Look for Videos YOUR age while I look for something for the baby.'
'Okay.' Then Siverus twodled away.
'Okay, Enid, what video do you want?' Severus asked the little Enid who had looked away from him for a second.
She pointed laughing to a picture of two people being unspeakably naughty.
'You've been hanging around with Siverus haven't you? Or Charlotte! I tell you they're both as bad as each other!' Severus shouted.
Some parents covered thier childrens ears and left the shop as some extremely explicit language followed.
'Sev! Lookies what I got!' Siverus shouted waltzing over.
'WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!' Severus shouted in a fit of rage.
'Moulin Rouge!' Siverus replied holding up the video case for Lord of the Rings.
'That, My simple minded brother, is lord of the rings.' Severus breathed heavily.
'Oooh! Let's get this!' Charlotte said holding up a large bottle of Vodka.
'Are you sure you haven't been drinking it?' Holly asked with a slanted eyebrow.
'What's wrong with it?' Charlotte asked thickly.
'Enid... is a baby. Babies... Don't drink Vodka.' Holly said.
'Bacardi Breezers then? Full of fruity fun goodness!' Charlotte smiled holding up a bottle of Bacardi Breezer.
Holly walked away pretending that Charlotte didn't exist.
'Hey! It was an idea!' Charlotte shouted after about a minute of not noticing.
'Let's look in the video section incase Siverus comes back with something totally unsuitable.' she said.
'Wow! That is the first sensible thing you have said... ever!' Holly said excitedly.
Charlotte just smiled stupidly.
They went over to the video section of ASDA and there, looking at some Hornblower Videos, Was their Friend Faye.
'Ooh! Ioen Gruffudd my Pretty!' Faye was mumbling to herself.
'Faye!' Charlotte shouted.
'Charlotte!' Faye shouted.
'And the intellectual conversation carries on.' Holly said to herself. 'Thank god we found you, Or I'll need to shop with Charlotte alone. She was just trying to purchase alcohol for a two week year old baby.'
'Charlotte's naughty! Charlotte's naughty!' Faye chorused as she does on a common basis.
Suddenly Siverus and Severus with Enid ran into the store.
'Hey what's up my babe?' Charlotte smiled to Severus.
'We got kicked out. Something to do with unexplainable language' Severus panted.
'Sev is naughty, Sev is naughty!' Faye chorused.
'Did I say anything about Faye having any Sanity?' Holly said.
After they had purchased thier food, Holly, faye and Charlotte asked Severus what they bought.
'We bought the super Alan Rickman Video stack!' Siverus said excitedly.
'Siverus I could kiss you! But Sev'd get upset.' Charlotte said over the top with happiness.
'Good thing we've got the tweenies instead.' Holly said.
'Um.... No we don't. I replaced them for Hornblower videos.' Faye said nervousley.
After Holly had throttled Faye half to Death Twice, they went home. Faye who was half alive came too.
'Let's watch some nice Alan Rickman videos!' Charlotte said. 'Dibs on Dogma!'
'Me and Holly would rather... strangle ourselves while swallowing live snakes in a pool of Hydrochloric Acid.' Faye said.
While Charlotte, Siverus and Severus watched Dogma, Holly and Faye had the unfortunate job of changing Enid's nappy.
'EEW!!!!!!' Faye said.
'There's no bin anywhere. Where shall we put it?' Holly said.
'Um...' Faye thought.
'I know!' Holly said. Then she whispered where in Fayes ear... A menacing grin crept onto Faye's face.
A Bit later(okay, A lot later) Severus was lying in his bed and he was rather uncomfortable. He was lying on something.
Siverus and Charlotte suddenly ran in and started jumping on Severus' bed.
Nobody noticed the two dark creeping shadows of Faye and Holly in the corner.
'Haven't you two noticed that I'm trying to sleep?' Severus barked. Siverus and Charlotte stopped for a second.
Then they carried on jumping.
Severus was sure that what he was lying on was sub liquid. Then recognition dawned on him and he jumped out the bed faster than Homer Simpson gets drunk.
'What's up?' Charlotte asked whinily as she was pushed onto the floor.
Everyone stared as Severus appeared to be dancing but he was actually having an angry fit.
Everyone stopped and listened, A Strange eery giggling filled the room. It seemed to be coming from behind the curtains.
Charlotte and Siverus hid behind the sofa and Severus pulled open the curtain so that Faye and Holly fell out unable to move in hysterics.
Siverus and Charlotte had to rush and cover baby Enid's ears as Severus started using some language that was a little outside the babies range.
'Better now?' Charlotte asked Severus.
Severus growled angrily in response.
'I'll get you a cup of tea.' She said thickly.
Faye and holly were still laughing on the floor.
Siverus was still hiding behind the couch.
Enid was still sleeping in her cot.
Severus was on the verge of killing people.
Will Faye and Holly stop laughing?*not likely* Will anyone tell Siverus that he can stop hiding?*yeah, Because we care about him SOO much* Will Enid pull Sev's hair out?*You never know what babies are capable of* Will Severus kill Charlotte?*um..........* Will Charlotte make the cup of tea in time*if she doesn't spill it all over the floor which she probably will*