Don't you hate it when your tail grows back?
Chapter 2: What are you laughing at?
* just a little note to say thank you to all that reviewed. I never expected so much feed back this being my first fic and all (if I'm giving myself too much credit please tell me!) any way just because I feel like it I'm gonna give you guys a quick reenactment:
(If you couldn't be stuffed reading about my boring life and wanna get straight to the story just skip to the row of @'s (trust me you can't miss it.unless your dumber that Goku that is (Kami save us all)))
*Angel wings types franticly on the computer then finally uploads her first fanfic.
Angel wings: There done! Finally! Now the world will be able to see how pathetic I really am!
*Angel wings checks the time to find that it's 11:30p.m.
Angel wings: 11:30!!! I have school tomorrow! And I forgot to do my SOSE homework, and that Math thing and the.
*Angel wings complains so much she just collapses on the key board and falls asleep
****next day****
Angel wings's dad: Angel wings wake up it's time for school. WAKE UP! I'm not your alarm clock.
Angel wings: What? Huh? School?... SCHOOL!
*Angel wings wakes up with an indentation of the key board on her left cheek.
****At school****
Angel wings: Wow! I can't believe I made it on time.must be my metabolism.
*During SOSE Angel wings checks reviews on her first fanfic
Angel wings: WOW! 20 reviews I don't believe it
*Angel wings reads through reviews
Angel wings: Yay! They're threatening to kill me if I don't do another chapter. YAY! There threatening me, There threatening me, There threatening me, me! The creator!!!!!!. And what's this Vegeta and Trunks are gonna come to my house and kill me!?...YESSSS!!! I'm soooo lucky!
Wait till Gohan hears about this!
Disclaimer: You guys I'm serious I don't have a clue what a disclaimer is and to tell the truth.it's killing me I gotta know! But just to be on the safe side I don't own DBZ.
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"G-G-Gohan...What is that!?" Erasa had a petrified look on her face.
Gohan was too busy to even notice her or his tail and continued on working.
The harmless brown furry tail was swaying lazily through the opening in the back of Gohan's chair not ready to attack anything, it was just minding it's own business but Erasa didn't know this and thought that it was attacking the young semi-saiya-jin, seeing that it HAD ripped through the back of his pants. So through pure instinct Erasa got a good grip on it and pulled it as hard as she possibly could hoping she could get it out.
"AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Gohan sprung to his feet from the sudden surge of pain only to fall right back down from lack of balance causing himself to break his chair into many pieces on the way down. (A/N: remember when piccolo pulled out Gohan's tail for the first time and when Gohan stood up he kept falling down because he couldn't balance with out his tail?)
Everyone turned around again to find a Son Gohan amongst the debris of his chair.
"Yep, nerd boy has finally cracked" commented Sharpner "I knew this would happen one day but would you guys listen.no"
"Shut up Sharpner I'm trying to see what happened" Videl leaned back in her chair to see past a shocked Erasa.
Gohan struggled to get back up but only to loose his balance yet again "Agh" bang!
"Excuse me, Mr Son but, is everything alright up there?" asked Mr Mutty
"Umm, yes sir" Gohan got up this time supporting himself with the nearby table. "Everything's just fine." Even though Gohan said everything was fine was still in HUGE amount of pain.
Gohan then noticed the whole class was watching him. What he needed was a way to get out of class with out any one knowing about his regenerated tail that he had managed to tie securely around his waist to look like a belt.
It was hard to come up with an idea especially since he had an inquisitive Videl looking at him with one of those what-the-hell-are-you-up-to looks.
Gohan finally came up with a plan, he just hoped that it would fool everyone else in the room.
"Eeer excuse me sir," Gohan began scratching the back of his head in a common Son gesture "umm, I need another chair, my other one eer broke under my umm weight. Yeah, that's it."
Gohan knew he was a horrible liar but he couldn't help it! After all he was the son of Goku.
Mr Mutty thought about this then answered "OK Mr Son, I will excuse you from the lesson so you can go to the office to request for another chair" Mr Mutty paused and gave Gohan a semi-Vegeta stare "Just make sure you come back, I know how you tend to go to the toilet and not come back, am I clear?" The class began to giggle but Gohan didn't care at the moment "Yes sir, perfectly clear" Gohan rushed out of the class so quick not even a saiya-jin would have seen his tail.
"What was all that about?" Videl asked Erasa
"I don't know, all I did was pull this brown furry worm thing that was sticking out of Gohan butt"
**** Gohan walked down the corridor for a while before leaning against a nearby wall "phew, that was a close one" Gohan looked down at his tail which seemed to be very excited because it was moving constantly. "And what exactly are you laughing at!?" Gohan spoke directly to his tail, then he realized tails couldn't laugh, nor could they talk.
As much as Gohan didn't want to admit it he knew he had to get it removed.again. His tail had been growing back at an average of once every 2 months but this was the first time it had happened during school, in a room full of teenagers.
Every time it grew back Gohan could never get himself to cutting it off, he liked his tail, so every time it had come back he had to get Piccolo to do it. If he told any one else he was absolutely certain his mum would find out, she had a way of finding out about these sorts of things.
Gohan shuddered and with out giving a second thought to what punishments he would receive Gohan flew out the window to Kami's look out.
**** Back in class Videl was still trying to figure out what had just happened.
Erasa said she saw something sticking out of Gohan's butt. After Erasa pulled it Gohan screamed and kept on falling over. Gohan was looking very nervous before he left the class 'momentarily'.but then again Gohan always looked nervous except for maybe when he was eating.
Gohan was sure taking his sweet time with that chair Videl thought to herself. She began to look out the window trying to figure out what Gohan could be hiding, that was until she saw him flying through the sky with that brown thing that Erasa had seen dangling behind him.
This was her chance. It was now or never. She was going to follow him.
Videl raised her hand "excuse me sir I have to go take care of some police business"
"Yes, of course Videl you may leave just make sure you get you homework from Erasa or someone after on" Videl wasn't the least surprised that her excuse had worked, she had used it before for various tasks.
"Yes sir" Videl ran out of the classroom to the roof of the school, de- capsualized (is that even a word?) her jet-copter and flew full speed towards the direction she saw Gohan go.
**** Gohan had landed at Kami's look out to find piccolo waiting for him as if he all ready knew what had happened.
"Hi Piccolo, how ya going?"
Piccolo got straight to the point "Your tails grown back again?"
"Yep!"
"You want me to rip it off again?"
"Yep!"
"Want me to do it with a ki beam again?"
"Actually this time I think I would prefer more of a karate chop attack, I can't afford to singe another pair of my pants, mum will kill me"
Piccolo pulled the tail out a bit so he could get into a good position. "OK, you ready?"
Gohan was ready for the huge amount of pain he was about to feel. "Yep!"
Piccolo rose up his arm. "oh, and one more thin?" "Yep?"
"WILL YOU STOP SAYING YEP IT GETS REALLY IRRATATING AFTER A WHILE!!!"
"Sorry"
Piccolo brought his arm back down with all his strength. As much as Piccolo didn't want to admit it each time the 'Problem tail' had grown back it had been becoming harder to get off.
Piccolo hit the tail but found that he couldn't go through it, he had only hit it very, very, very hard.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWW ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!!!!" Gohan was in extreme pain.
Eventually the pain subsided and Gohan smiled again glad that the painful part was over.that was until he saw that it still connected to him.
"Piccolo why did you do that!? Now I'm gonna have to go through more pain than before!"
"Sorry Gohan I guess I didn't use enough power, I'll try again" Piccolo lied he HAD used all the power he had in that last attack, why didn't it work. Was that tail becoming immune?
"NO no, don't do that again, that was too painful" Gohan began to carefully rub his tail "Just use a ki based attack, I'm just gonna have to survive mum's frying pad" Gohan shuddered again at the thought of his 'loving' mother.
"Ok, you ready" Piccolo began "you know the routine, stick out your tail"
Gohan did as he was asked.
Piccolo put all his energy into this attack hoping it would work.
Gohan just kept telling himself that once this was over he could have a nice tail free dinner cooked by his mum.
Piccolo released his attack.
**** Videl was still trying to follow Gohan but was beginning to give up, she had lost him about half an hour ago and was just hoping that she was going in the right direction.
Suddenly in the distance Videl saw a huge flash that lasted about 3 seconds, before even thinking twice she headed straight for it in her jet- copter.
What ever it was she was defiantly sure Gohan was behind it.
**** The dust settled and Piccolo looked to see if he had got the 'thing' off Gohan. If that didn't work he didn't know what would.
The dust settled even more (if it could).
Gohan was standing in the middle of a small crater on Kami's look out. His clothes were all singed (he just knew he was gonna die by the hands of his mothers frying pan collection) and his tail.was still there.
Gohan look up to his old teacher. He couldn't understand the look on Piccolo's face, was he.scared?
Gohan took a step towards Piccolo. But Piccolo just ran behind a flower bush. Gohan didn't understand. "Huh? Piccolo, what's wrong?"
Piccolo cowered behind the bush "Agh! Keep that 'thing' away from me, that- that 'demon tail'"
"What did you say Piccolo" Gohan walked closer
"Yikes! Demon tail! Demon tail! DEMON TAIL!!!" Piccolo ran inside.screaming.
"What's his problem? Maybe he couldn't cut it off?" Gohan shrugged and decided not to worry about Piccolo at the moment, he was probably just under a little stress.
Gohan looked down at his clothes. There was almost nothing left, there were holes everywhere! And his tail was still there. Oh well he's just going to have to hide it.from everyone. But it still didn't solve his clothing problem. What was he gonna do?
Gohan saw that he was still wearing his Saiya-man watch "I know I'll just transform!" Gohan said happily as he pushed the red button and transformed too busy again to notice Videl walk up to him.
"I saw that Son Gohan! now I know for sure that your Saiyaman!" Videl said with a Vegeta death glare and both hands on her hips.
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Angel wings: Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I just found out how hard it is to keep up with updates! Unlike 'most' authors my computer did NOT breakdown, the reason I took so long was because I have being trying my hardest to please everyone.
Gohan: Sure, sure like any one will believe that!
Angel wings: Hay! Shut up, it's the truth!!!
Gohan: Yeah, just like that time you needed me to help you on that science test because 'the teacher said I could'
Angel wings: Well, she did.
Gohan: Then why did I get into heaps of trouble after hmmm?
Angel wings: Well that's because umm you were umm not...sitting down right! Yeah that's it.
Gohan: Well if I was sitting down wrong why was she telling me off for-
*Angel wings puts hand over Gohan's mouth
Angel wings: look Gohan if you don't shut up right now I'll write Fanfics on what you do in your spare time.
*Angel wings lets go of Gohan letting him gasp of air
Gohan: ok, I'll be good
(Gohan mumbles): In a million years, you old cow.
Angel wings: What was that!?
Gohan: What was what?
Angel wings: What you just mumbled
Gohan: oohhhh that, what I said was uuuh I found some beer's, you want them now?
Angel wings: oookkkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy
Gohan: (That was close, thank Kami she's soooo stupid)
Angel wings: What was that Son Gohan!?
Gohan: huh?! I said nothing!
Angel wings: I know but you forget I can read your mind.
Gohan: WHAT!? Hay that's now fair!
Angel wings: Yes it is! Now, you better start running shortie!
Gohan: Eeeeeep! Some one review and save me from this mad woman
Angel wings: HA! You think a few reviews will save you HAHAHAHAHA how pathetic. You must be pretty desperate Gohan.
Chapter 2: What are you laughing at?
* just a little note to say thank you to all that reviewed. I never expected so much feed back this being my first fic and all (if I'm giving myself too much credit please tell me!) any way just because I feel like it I'm gonna give you guys a quick reenactment:
(If you couldn't be stuffed reading about my boring life and wanna get straight to the story just skip to the row of @'s (trust me you can't miss it.unless your dumber that Goku that is (Kami save us all)))
*Angel wings types franticly on the computer then finally uploads her first fanfic.
Angel wings: There done! Finally! Now the world will be able to see how pathetic I really am!
*Angel wings checks the time to find that it's 11:30p.m.
Angel wings: 11:30!!! I have school tomorrow! And I forgot to do my SOSE homework, and that Math thing and the.
*Angel wings complains so much she just collapses on the key board and falls asleep
****next day****
Angel wings's dad: Angel wings wake up it's time for school. WAKE UP! I'm not your alarm clock.
Angel wings: What? Huh? School?... SCHOOL!
*Angel wings wakes up with an indentation of the key board on her left cheek.
****At school****
Angel wings: Wow! I can't believe I made it on time.must be my metabolism.
*During SOSE Angel wings checks reviews on her first fanfic
Angel wings: WOW! 20 reviews I don't believe it
*Angel wings reads through reviews
Angel wings: Yay! They're threatening to kill me if I don't do another chapter. YAY! There threatening me, There threatening me, There threatening me, me! The creator!!!!!!. And what's this Vegeta and Trunks are gonna come to my house and kill me!?...YESSSS!!! I'm soooo lucky!
Wait till Gohan hears about this!
Disclaimer: You guys I'm serious I don't have a clue what a disclaimer is and to tell the truth.it's killing me I gotta know! But just to be on the safe side I don't own DBZ.
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"G-G-Gohan...What is that!?" Erasa had a petrified look on her face.
Gohan was too busy to even notice her or his tail and continued on working.
The harmless brown furry tail was swaying lazily through the opening in the back of Gohan's chair not ready to attack anything, it was just minding it's own business but Erasa didn't know this and thought that it was attacking the young semi-saiya-jin, seeing that it HAD ripped through the back of his pants. So through pure instinct Erasa got a good grip on it and pulled it as hard as she possibly could hoping she could get it out.
"AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Gohan sprung to his feet from the sudden surge of pain only to fall right back down from lack of balance causing himself to break his chair into many pieces on the way down. (A/N: remember when piccolo pulled out Gohan's tail for the first time and when Gohan stood up he kept falling down because he couldn't balance with out his tail?)
Everyone turned around again to find a Son Gohan amongst the debris of his chair.
"Yep, nerd boy has finally cracked" commented Sharpner "I knew this would happen one day but would you guys listen.no"
"Shut up Sharpner I'm trying to see what happened" Videl leaned back in her chair to see past a shocked Erasa.
Gohan struggled to get back up but only to loose his balance yet again "Agh" bang!
"Excuse me, Mr Son but, is everything alright up there?" asked Mr Mutty
"Umm, yes sir" Gohan got up this time supporting himself with the nearby table. "Everything's just fine." Even though Gohan said everything was fine was still in HUGE amount of pain.
Gohan then noticed the whole class was watching him. What he needed was a way to get out of class with out any one knowing about his regenerated tail that he had managed to tie securely around his waist to look like a belt.
It was hard to come up with an idea especially since he had an inquisitive Videl looking at him with one of those what-the-hell-are-you-up-to looks.
Gohan finally came up with a plan, he just hoped that it would fool everyone else in the room.
"Eeer excuse me sir," Gohan began scratching the back of his head in a common Son gesture "umm, I need another chair, my other one eer broke under my umm weight. Yeah, that's it."
Gohan knew he was a horrible liar but he couldn't help it! After all he was the son of Goku.
Mr Mutty thought about this then answered "OK Mr Son, I will excuse you from the lesson so you can go to the office to request for another chair" Mr Mutty paused and gave Gohan a semi-Vegeta stare "Just make sure you come back, I know how you tend to go to the toilet and not come back, am I clear?" The class began to giggle but Gohan didn't care at the moment "Yes sir, perfectly clear" Gohan rushed out of the class so quick not even a saiya-jin would have seen his tail.
"What was all that about?" Videl asked Erasa
"I don't know, all I did was pull this brown furry worm thing that was sticking out of Gohan butt"
**** Gohan walked down the corridor for a while before leaning against a nearby wall "phew, that was a close one" Gohan looked down at his tail which seemed to be very excited because it was moving constantly. "And what exactly are you laughing at!?" Gohan spoke directly to his tail, then he realized tails couldn't laugh, nor could they talk.
As much as Gohan didn't want to admit it he knew he had to get it removed.again. His tail had been growing back at an average of once every 2 months but this was the first time it had happened during school, in a room full of teenagers.
Every time it grew back Gohan could never get himself to cutting it off, he liked his tail, so every time it had come back he had to get Piccolo to do it. If he told any one else he was absolutely certain his mum would find out, she had a way of finding out about these sorts of things.
Gohan shuddered and with out giving a second thought to what punishments he would receive Gohan flew out the window to Kami's look out.
**** Back in class Videl was still trying to figure out what had just happened.
Erasa said she saw something sticking out of Gohan's butt. After Erasa pulled it Gohan screamed and kept on falling over. Gohan was looking very nervous before he left the class 'momentarily'.but then again Gohan always looked nervous except for maybe when he was eating.
Gohan was sure taking his sweet time with that chair Videl thought to herself. She began to look out the window trying to figure out what Gohan could be hiding, that was until she saw him flying through the sky with that brown thing that Erasa had seen dangling behind him.
This was her chance. It was now or never. She was going to follow him.
Videl raised her hand "excuse me sir I have to go take care of some police business"
"Yes, of course Videl you may leave just make sure you get you homework from Erasa or someone after on" Videl wasn't the least surprised that her excuse had worked, she had used it before for various tasks.
"Yes sir" Videl ran out of the classroom to the roof of the school, de- capsualized (is that even a word?) her jet-copter and flew full speed towards the direction she saw Gohan go.
**** Gohan had landed at Kami's look out to find piccolo waiting for him as if he all ready knew what had happened.
"Hi Piccolo, how ya going?"
Piccolo got straight to the point "Your tails grown back again?"
"Yep!"
"You want me to rip it off again?"
"Yep!"
"Want me to do it with a ki beam again?"
"Actually this time I think I would prefer more of a karate chop attack, I can't afford to singe another pair of my pants, mum will kill me"
Piccolo pulled the tail out a bit so he could get into a good position. "OK, you ready?"
Gohan was ready for the huge amount of pain he was about to feel. "Yep!"
Piccolo rose up his arm. "oh, and one more thin?" "Yep?"
"WILL YOU STOP SAYING YEP IT GETS REALLY IRRATATING AFTER A WHILE!!!"
"Sorry"
Piccolo brought his arm back down with all his strength. As much as Piccolo didn't want to admit it each time the 'Problem tail' had grown back it had been becoming harder to get off.
Piccolo hit the tail but found that he couldn't go through it, he had only hit it very, very, very hard.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWW ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!!!!" Gohan was in extreme pain.
Eventually the pain subsided and Gohan smiled again glad that the painful part was over.that was until he saw that it still connected to him.
"Piccolo why did you do that!? Now I'm gonna have to go through more pain than before!"
"Sorry Gohan I guess I didn't use enough power, I'll try again" Piccolo lied he HAD used all the power he had in that last attack, why didn't it work. Was that tail becoming immune?
"NO no, don't do that again, that was too painful" Gohan began to carefully rub his tail "Just use a ki based attack, I'm just gonna have to survive mum's frying pad" Gohan shuddered again at the thought of his 'loving' mother.
"Ok, you ready" Piccolo began "you know the routine, stick out your tail"
Gohan did as he was asked.
Piccolo put all his energy into this attack hoping it would work.
Gohan just kept telling himself that once this was over he could have a nice tail free dinner cooked by his mum.
Piccolo released his attack.
**** Videl was still trying to follow Gohan but was beginning to give up, she had lost him about half an hour ago and was just hoping that she was going in the right direction.
Suddenly in the distance Videl saw a huge flash that lasted about 3 seconds, before even thinking twice she headed straight for it in her jet- copter.
What ever it was she was defiantly sure Gohan was behind it.
**** The dust settled and Piccolo looked to see if he had got the 'thing' off Gohan. If that didn't work he didn't know what would.
The dust settled even more (if it could).
Gohan was standing in the middle of a small crater on Kami's look out. His clothes were all singed (he just knew he was gonna die by the hands of his mothers frying pan collection) and his tail.was still there.
Gohan look up to his old teacher. He couldn't understand the look on Piccolo's face, was he.scared?
Gohan took a step towards Piccolo. But Piccolo just ran behind a flower bush. Gohan didn't understand. "Huh? Piccolo, what's wrong?"
Piccolo cowered behind the bush "Agh! Keep that 'thing' away from me, that- that 'demon tail'"
"What did you say Piccolo" Gohan walked closer
"Yikes! Demon tail! Demon tail! DEMON TAIL!!!" Piccolo ran inside.screaming.
"What's his problem? Maybe he couldn't cut it off?" Gohan shrugged and decided not to worry about Piccolo at the moment, he was probably just under a little stress.
Gohan looked down at his clothes. There was almost nothing left, there were holes everywhere! And his tail was still there. Oh well he's just going to have to hide it.from everyone. But it still didn't solve his clothing problem. What was he gonna do?
Gohan saw that he was still wearing his Saiya-man watch "I know I'll just transform!" Gohan said happily as he pushed the red button and transformed too busy again to notice Videl walk up to him.
"I saw that Son Gohan! now I know for sure that your Saiyaman!" Videl said with a Vegeta death glare and both hands on her hips.
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Angel wings: Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I just found out how hard it is to keep up with updates! Unlike 'most' authors my computer did NOT breakdown, the reason I took so long was because I have being trying my hardest to please everyone.
Gohan: Sure, sure like any one will believe that!
Angel wings: Hay! Shut up, it's the truth!!!
Gohan: Yeah, just like that time you needed me to help you on that science test because 'the teacher said I could'
Angel wings: Well, she did.
Gohan: Then why did I get into heaps of trouble after hmmm?
Angel wings: Well that's because umm you were umm not...sitting down right! Yeah that's it.
Gohan: Well if I was sitting down wrong why was she telling me off for-
*Angel wings puts hand over Gohan's mouth
Angel wings: look Gohan if you don't shut up right now I'll write Fanfics on what you do in your spare time.
*Angel wings lets go of Gohan letting him gasp of air
Gohan: ok, I'll be good
(Gohan mumbles): In a million years, you old cow.
Angel wings: What was that!?
Gohan: What was what?
Angel wings: What you just mumbled
Gohan: oohhhh that, what I said was uuuh I found some beer's, you want them now?
Angel wings: oookkkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy
Gohan: (That was close, thank Kami she's soooo stupid)
Angel wings: What was that Son Gohan!?
Gohan: huh?! I said nothing!
Angel wings: I know but you forget I can read your mind.
Gohan: WHAT!? Hay that's now fair!
Angel wings: Yes it is! Now, you better start running shortie!
Gohan: Eeeeeep! Some one review and save me from this mad woman
Angel wings: HA! You think a few reviews will save you HAHAHAHAHA how pathetic. You must be pretty desperate Gohan.