Don't you hate it when your tail grows back?
Chapter 3: I'm NOT Saiyaman. I'm John
Angel wings: Hi all! Sorry I took soooo long up dating (about 3 days (is that really long?)) any way the reason I took so long was because my computer broke down .. seriously! Don't you believe me?!
Gohan: I believe you Angel wings.
Angel wings: WOW! Gohan you're actually agreeing with me!?
Gohan: Well, yeah, why wouldn't I.?
*Angel wings runs up to Gohan, gives him a big hug and tones of kisses.
Angel wings: Gohan did I ever tell you how much I love you!
Gohan: .you see the reason I'm agreeing with you is because I was the one that broke your computer in the first place.
*Angel wings pushes away from Gohan
Angel wings: YOU WHAT!?
Gohan: I was the one that broke your computer, didn't you know that?
*Gohan looks at and a very angry Angel wings.
Gohan: Uum, Angel wings are you gonna be okay?
Angel wings: GGGGGRRRRR!!!!!
*Angel wings goes super saiyan
Gohan: Hay wait, how did you do that? You're not a saiyan.
Angel wings: I AM NOW!!!!!
Gohan: uh oh.
Disclaimer: FINALLY! some one actually told me what a disclaimer was! So now that I know what it is I'm gonna start doing it properly. So for any of you blood thirsty lawyers out there I don't own Dragon ball Z so SUFFER!!!!
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Gohan jumped up in shock "Agh, Videl what are you doing here?"
"I'd like to ask you the exact same thing Gohan, or should I say 'Great Saiyaman?' Videl knew that there was no way Gohan could back out of this, she just so him transform for crying out loud.
Gohan attempted wealsing himself out of this mess "Huh!? I'm not Gohan, I'm his ummm twin brother, John!" just as he said that his Saiyaman costume disappeared leaving him with his normal cloths. Gohan didn't realize it before but his watch had been completely mutilated from Piccolo's ki blast.
"Well, if your Gohan's brother, JOHN I find it very strange that you seemed to in the same place Gohan was heading." Videl said extremely sarcastically.
"Funny that." Gohan looked down at his mutilated watch and began to frantically push the small red button that activated his costume.
"Oh come ON Gohan it's pretty obvious! YOUR Saiyaman!" Videl continued "Just save us both a lot of time and admit it already."
"Come on, come on, WORK" Gohan was pressing the little red button sooo much that the wristwatch just burst into flames. "Ooooh, no mercy, stupid watch"
Videl jumped up and down on the spot very excited. "Yesss, I knew it! I knew your were Saiyaman from the first time I saw you roll up to school with that geeky watch.
"It's not that geeky" Gohan mumbled
"YAY! Just wait till everyone hears about this!"
"WHAT!? You wouldn't?"
"Oh yes I would! It's gonna be so funny to see the look on Sharpner's face!" Videl laughed at the thought.
"PLEASE! Videl" Gohan begged "Don't tell any one my secret, I'll do any thing!" He got down on his knees "ANYTHING!"
Videl snapped back to reality " Huh? Why wouldn't I not tell any one? It won't be that bad."
"Yes it will! Everyone will think I'm weird, photographers and reporters will follow me everywhere and Mum'll kill me!" Gohan looked desperately into Videl's eyes.
Videl looked angry at first knowing that her fun would be ruined but then her face softened "OK, Gohan I won't tell, BUT on one condition."
"Anything."
"You have to teach me to fly." Videl smiled
".but that" Gohan mumbled.
"What did you say?" She looked stern again.
"Ummm. nothing." Gohan accepted his fate " I'll teach you to fly, but you have to PROMISE not to tell any one!"
"Yeah, yeah I won't tell, just don't get so stressed out, sheesh." Videl began to walk back to her jet-copter "I'll be seeing you some time this week then"
Gohan just nodded.
"Oh, and Gohan one more question" Videl looked back from her jet-copter.
"Yes"
"How the hell is there a huge-big-rock-temple-thing in the sky!?"
Gohan explained to Videl all about Kami's lookout before she left then they both headed in their separate directions. Videl with her new found information, and Gohan with his mangled clothes, disintegrated watch, tail and all.
**** 'I guess things turned out pretty good' Gohan thought to himself as he flew home 'at least she didn't make me her personnel slave for a week or something'
Gohan began to finger his tail. 'Hay, Videl didn't notice my tail!' Gohan smiled to him self 'She must have been so desperate to uncover me she completely forgot about it' he looked down at his small furry appendage. 'I guess I'll just have to ware my tail as a belt to school and hope that everyone doesn't think I'm gay'
He landed in front of his house and was about to turn the doorknob when suddenly an angry Chi-Chi burst it the door open from the other side.
'Eeer hi mum." she wasn't amused "how ya going?"
"Don't you 'how ya going?' me young man" Chi-Chi began to finger her favorite frying pan "why did the school ring me up to tell me you left and didn't return!?"
"Ummm"
"And why are your cloths all ripped and singed!?" there was a defining silence
Gohan finally answered, ".Well, you see mum first there was this girl and-"
Gohan was cut off "a GIRL!? You mean a girl friend, who's gonna be you wife and give me lots of grandchildren?" Chi-Chi was in a daze "aaahhh grandchildren." she began to hug an invisible 3-year-old kid that turned out to be Gohan head.
His head was nestled right between her breasts, which made Gohan blush furiously. "Ummm mum, could you please let go, please"
Gohan muffled voice broke Chi-Chi's fantasy "huh? Gohan what are you doing there!?"
".Ummm I was telling you what happened and then you suddenly just grabbed my head and.umm. Can you please let go" The second Chi-Chi let go making Gohan gasp for some much needed air.
Goten walked into the small lounge room to find a very red Gohan gasping for air "YAY! Gohan's home!" Goten ran and jumped up on Gohan for a hug causing Gohan to fall down with a hyper young semi-saiyan landing peacefully on top of his chest.
"Gohan, what's wrong?" Goten tilted his head in confusion, he had always ran up to his big bro for a hug before and he had never fallen down. He turned to his mother "mum, what's wrong with Gohan?"
Chi-chi was about to burst into fits of laughter seeing that Gohan couldn't cope with what just happened "nothings wrong with Gohan sweetie, he's just had a long day"
"Oh, okay" Goten smiled and looked back at Gohan "C'mon big brother I wanna spar, I've been cleaning all day" really he had only been cleaning for about five minuets, that was until he decided he would clean the TV remote by pressing the 'on' button.
Gohan relaxed a bit and got his breath back "Sure Goten, we'll spar."
"YAY!"
"Once I have a cold shower"
"OOOHHHH!"
"But once I'm out I'll spar with you"
"YAY!"
"But only after the shower"
"OOOOHHHH!"
This continued until Gohan managed to get to the bathroom.. and lock himself in.
****
Chi-Chi had woken up in the middle of the night in order to relieve her bladder. She was just thinking about what a funny dinner she had that night with her two son's, every time she even mentioned anything on the topic of girls Gohan would start to go an amusing shade of red that made her smile to herself, her little boy was growing up.
She wiped a tear away and decided to go to her son's room just to check up on them. She slowly opened the door just a little bit so she wouldn't wake them with the cold draft in the hall.
She didn't know why but it always made her feel better when she saw her two sons together, so peaceful.
What she saw was both Son brothers sleeping in their bed (A/N: NO, it's NOT a lemon, henti, yoai etc.) Goten was snuggled up to Gohan for his older brothers warmth (A/N: Really!) Gohan was just lying on his stomach with the blanket half over him because Goten had pulled most of it over onto his side.
Then Chi-chi saw it. Gohan's tail was out of the blanket for all to see, and to make matters worse it was wrapped around Goten as if protecting him. But Chi-chi didn't know this.
Her ki flared and before any one knew it Chi-Chi had both feet placed firmly on the ground and both hands wrapped secularly around Gohan's soft furry tail.
If Gohan wasn't awake yet he defiantly was now.
"YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As you can tell Gohan was under an immense amount of pain right now.
Chi-chi's grip was much powerful and stronger than Eraser's was seeing that she had once been a fighter herself. "THERE.IS. NO. WAY. YOU'RE.HAVING. THIS. THING. IN. MY. HOUSE. SON GOHAN!!!!" Chi-chi yelled between the yanks of Gohan's tail.
Gohan also yelled. a lot "MUM. THAT. REALLY. REALLY. HURTS!!!!!"
Goten rubbed the sleep out of his eye's to see what all the commotion was about. He was having a very good dream before he got disturbed, he was eating lots of yummy food his mum had cooked, and he was eating it with his big brother, his best Trunks and another person that looked an awful lot like an older version of him.
Goten thought to himself 'but why would I be eating with future me at the same table, and where was the salt?'
Goten shoved the thought to the back of his head and tried to find out what was happening.
What he saw was an evil looking mum trying to pull out a tail from a very distressed looking Gohan. wait, a tail!?
"Hay Gohan, you never told me you had a tail. can I have one too." At the moment Gohan couldn't answer, "PLEASE!" Goten did another puppy-dog-eye routine but Gohan was still under too much pain to notice.
**** Gohan had woken up early this morning seeing that he couldn't sleep that much the night before from the pain his mother had inflicted on him. He couldn't walk 2 steps without falling down, the pain was too much.
In fact Gohan never really wanted to think of last night ever! The only way he got out of it was saying that a girl at school thought his tail was a belt and really admired it. So eventually after half an hour of constant pulling he had finally convinced his mum to let him keep it.
This tail was giving him lot of problems lately. It was as if everyone wanted to pull it! Mum, Erasa even sometimes a fascinated Goten would when he'd least suspect it. But Gohan didn't mind, once this was all over and every one accepted it he and his tail would be able to live in peace once again.
Chi-chi placed breakfast on the table "Here you are Goten, don't eat it too quick, I don't want to have Gohan to the Heimlich on you again."
Gohan walked in only to fall down and smash his head on a nearby chair "owww" Gohan slowly stood up and rubbed his head.
"Gohan, I've decided you can stay home today, you can't walk 2 steps without falling, hitting or falling and hitting something." Gohan gaped his mouth wide open for all to see "And don't leave your mouth hanging open Gohan, it's very rude"
Gohan closed his mouth. He couldn't believe it. His mum had given him a day off school! She must have felt sorry for him for the pain she caused.
He began to pat his new acquainted tail or should I say new best friend. If it weren't for the tail he wouldn't have a day off school.
"Oh, and Gohan" Chi-Chi continued "I expect you to use this day to study extra hard"
He let go of his tail knowing there would be a catch. How embarrassing not being able to walk anywhere without losing his balance. Oh well at least no one from school were gonna come to the 439 mountain area to rub it in his face, or will they?
**** Angel wings: ok. This is the part where I say 'hope you liked the chapter please R&R' but I think that's just a thing desperate author do in order to feel better about them selves. So I'm going to get Gohan to say it! Gohan.
Gohan: I'm NOT gonna say anything. Not until I find out who is coming to my place tonight.
Angel wings: I'm not telling.
Gohan: Please
Angel wings: No
*Gohan does puppy-dog-eyes
Gohan: pretty please
Angel wings: well. ok but only if you tell every one to 'R&R'
Gohan: ok, everyone can I please have your attention, Could you all please R&R! There happy. Now tell me what happens next angel wings!
Angel wings: nope! Fooled ya! There's no way I'm telling anyone! My lips are sealed!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Gohan: I STILL don't see what's so funny.
Chapter 3: I'm NOT Saiyaman. I'm John
Angel wings: Hi all! Sorry I took soooo long up dating (about 3 days (is that really long?)) any way the reason I took so long was because my computer broke down .. seriously! Don't you believe me?!
Gohan: I believe you Angel wings.
Angel wings: WOW! Gohan you're actually agreeing with me!?
Gohan: Well, yeah, why wouldn't I.?
*Angel wings runs up to Gohan, gives him a big hug and tones of kisses.
Angel wings: Gohan did I ever tell you how much I love you!
Gohan: .you see the reason I'm agreeing with you is because I was the one that broke your computer in the first place.
*Angel wings pushes away from Gohan
Angel wings: YOU WHAT!?
Gohan: I was the one that broke your computer, didn't you know that?
*Gohan looks at and a very angry Angel wings.
Gohan: Uum, Angel wings are you gonna be okay?
Angel wings: GGGGGRRRRR!!!!!
*Angel wings goes super saiyan
Gohan: Hay wait, how did you do that? You're not a saiyan.
Angel wings: I AM NOW!!!!!
Gohan: uh oh.
Disclaimer: FINALLY! some one actually told me what a disclaimer was! So now that I know what it is I'm gonna start doing it properly. So for any of you blood thirsty lawyers out there I don't own Dragon ball Z so SUFFER!!!!
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Gohan jumped up in shock "Agh, Videl what are you doing here?"
"I'd like to ask you the exact same thing Gohan, or should I say 'Great Saiyaman?' Videl knew that there was no way Gohan could back out of this, she just so him transform for crying out loud.
Gohan attempted wealsing himself out of this mess "Huh!? I'm not Gohan, I'm his ummm twin brother, John!" just as he said that his Saiyaman costume disappeared leaving him with his normal cloths. Gohan didn't realize it before but his watch had been completely mutilated from Piccolo's ki blast.
"Well, if your Gohan's brother, JOHN I find it very strange that you seemed to in the same place Gohan was heading." Videl said extremely sarcastically.
"Funny that." Gohan looked down at his mutilated watch and began to frantically push the small red button that activated his costume.
"Oh come ON Gohan it's pretty obvious! YOUR Saiyaman!" Videl continued "Just save us both a lot of time and admit it already."
"Come on, come on, WORK" Gohan was pressing the little red button sooo much that the wristwatch just burst into flames. "Ooooh, no mercy, stupid watch"
Videl jumped up and down on the spot very excited. "Yesss, I knew it! I knew your were Saiyaman from the first time I saw you roll up to school with that geeky watch.
"It's not that geeky" Gohan mumbled
"YAY! Just wait till everyone hears about this!"
"WHAT!? You wouldn't?"
"Oh yes I would! It's gonna be so funny to see the look on Sharpner's face!" Videl laughed at the thought.
"PLEASE! Videl" Gohan begged "Don't tell any one my secret, I'll do any thing!" He got down on his knees "ANYTHING!"
Videl snapped back to reality " Huh? Why wouldn't I not tell any one? It won't be that bad."
"Yes it will! Everyone will think I'm weird, photographers and reporters will follow me everywhere and Mum'll kill me!" Gohan looked desperately into Videl's eyes.
Videl looked angry at first knowing that her fun would be ruined but then her face softened "OK, Gohan I won't tell, BUT on one condition."
"Anything."
"You have to teach me to fly." Videl smiled
".but that" Gohan mumbled.
"What did you say?" She looked stern again.
"Ummm. nothing." Gohan accepted his fate " I'll teach you to fly, but you have to PROMISE not to tell any one!"
"Yeah, yeah I won't tell, just don't get so stressed out, sheesh." Videl began to walk back to her jet-copter "I'll be seeing you some time this week then"
Gohan just nodded.
"Oh, and Gohan one more question" Videl looked back from her jet-copter.
"Yes"
"How the hell is there a huge-big-rock-temple-thing in the sky!?"
Gohan explained to Videl all about Kami's lookout before she left then they both headed in their separate directions. Videl with her new found information, and Gohan with his mangled clothes, disintegrated watch, tail and all.
**** 'I guess things turned out pretty good' Gohan thought to himself as he flew home 'at least she didn't make me her personnel slave for a week or something'
Gohan began to finger his tail. 'Hay, Videl didn't notice my tail!' Gohan smiled to him self 'She must have been so desperate to uncover me she completely forgot about it' he looked down at his small furry appendage. 'I guess I'll just have to ware my tail as a belt to school and hope that everyone doesn't think I'm gay'
He landed in front of his house and was about to turn the doorknob when suddenly an angry Chi-Chi burst it the door open from the other side.
'Eeer hi mum." she wasn't amused "how ya going?"
"Don't you 'how ya going?' me young man" Chi-Chi began to finger her favorite frying pan "why did the school ring me up to tell me you left and didn't return!?"
"Ummm"
"And why are your cloths all ripped and singed!?" there was a defining silence
Gohan finally answered, ".Well, you see mum first there was this girl and-"
Gohan was cut off "a GIRL!? You mean a girl friend, who's gonna be you wife and give me lots of grandchildren?" Chi-Chi was in a daze "aaahhh grandchildren." she began to hug an invisible 3-year-old kid that turned out to be Gohan head.
His head was nestled right between her breasts, which made Gohan blush furiously. "Ummm mum, could you please let go, please"
Gohan muffled voice broke Chi-Chi's fantasy "huh? Gohan what are you doing there!?"
".Ummm I was telling you what happened and then you suddenly just grabbed my head and.umm. Can you please let go" The second Chi-Chi let go making Gohan gasp for some much needed air.
Goten walked into the small lounge room to find a very red Gohan gasping for air "YAY! Gohan's home!" Goten ran and jumped up on Gohan for a hug causing Gohan to fall down with a hyper young semi-saiyan landing peacefully on top of his chest.
"Gohan, what's wrong?" Goten tilted his head in confusion, he had always ran up to his big bro for a hug before and he had never fallen down. He turned to his mother "mum, what's wrong with Gohan?"
Chi-chi was about to burst into fits of laughter seeing that Gohan couldn't cope with what just happened "nothings wrong with Gohan sweetie, he's just had a long day"
"Oh, okay" Goten smiled and looked back at Gohan "C'mon big brother I wanna spar, I've been cleaning all day" really he had only been cleaning for about five minuets, that was until he decided he would clean the TV remote by pressing the 'on' button.
Gohan relaxed a bit and got his breath back "Sure Goten, we'll spar."
"YAY!"
"Once I have a cold shower"
"OOOHHHH!"
"But once I'm out I'll spar with you"
"YAY!"
"But only after the shower"
"OOOOHHHH!"
This continued until Gohan managed to get to the bathroom.. and lock himself in.
****
Chi-Chi had woken up in the middle of the night in order to relieve her bladder. She was just thinking about what a funny dinner she had that night with her two son's, every time she even mentioned anything on the topic of girls Gohan would start to go an amusing shade of red that made her smile to herself, her little boy was growing up.
She wiped a tear away and decided to go to her son's room just to check up on them. She slowly opened the door just a little bit so she wouldn't wake them with the cold draft in the hall.
She didn't know why but it always made her feel better when she saw her two sons together, so peaceful.
What she saw was both Son brothers sleeping in their bed (A/N: NO, it's NOT a lemon, henti, yoai etc.) Goten was snuggled up to Gohan for his older brothers warmth (A/N: Really!) Gohan was just lying on his stomach with the blanket half over him because Goten had pulled most of it over onto his side.
Then Chi-chi saw it. Gohan's tail was out of the blanket for all to see, and to make matters worse it was wrapped around Goten as if protecting him. But Chi-chi didn't know this.
Her ki flared and before any one knew it Chi-Chi had both feet placed firmly on the ground and both hands wrapped secularly around Gohan's soft furry tail.
If Gohan wasn't awake yet he defiantly was now.
"YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As you can tell Gohan was under an immense amount of pain right now.
Chi-chi's grip was much powerful and stronger than Eraser's was seeing that she had once been a fighter herself. "THERE.IS. NO. WAY. YOU'RE.HAVING. THIS. THING. IN. MY. HOUSE. SON GOHAN!!!!" Chi-chi yelled between the yanks of Gohan's tail.
Gohan also yelled. a lot "MUM. THAT. REALLY. REALLY. HURTS!!!!!"
Goten rubbed the sleep out of his eye's to see what all the commotion was about. He was having a very good dream before he got disturbed, he was eating lots of yummy food his mum had cooked, and he was eating it with his big brother, his best Trunks and another person that looked an awful lot like an older version of him.
Goten thought to himself 'but why would I be eating with future me at the same table, and where was the salt?'
Goten shoved the thought to the back of his head and tried to find out what was happening.
What he saw was an evil looking mum trying to pull out a tail from a very distressed looking Gohan. wait, a tail!?
"Hay Gohan, you never told me you had a tail. can I have one too." At the moment Gohan couldn't answer, "PLEASE!" Goten did another puppy-dog-eye routine but Gohan was still under too much pain to notice.
**** Gohan had woken up early this morning seeing that he couldn't sleep that much the night before from the pain his mother had inflicted on him. He couldn't walk 2 steps without falling down, the pain was too much.
In fact Gohan never really wanted to think of last night ever! The only way he got out of it was saying that a girl at school thought his tail was a belt and really admired it. So eventually after half an hour of constant pulling he had finally convinced his mum to let him keep it.
This tail was giving him lot of problems lately. It was as if everyone wanted to pull it! Mum, Erasa even sometimes a fascinated Goten would when he'd least suspect it. But Gohan didn't mind, once this was all over and every one accepted it he and his tail would be able to live in peace once again.
Chi-chi placed breakfast on the table "Here you are Goten, don't eat it too quick, I don't want to have Gohan to the Heimlich on you again."
Gohan walked in only to fall down and smash his head on a nearby chair "owww" Gohan slowly stood up and rubbed his head.
"Gohan, I've decided you can stay home today, you can't walk 2 steps without falling, hitting or falling and hitting something." Gohan gaped his mouth wide open for all to see "And don't leave your mouth hanging open Gohan, it's very rude"
Gohan closed his mouth. He couldn't believe it. His mum had given him a day off school! She must have felt sorry for him for the pain she caused.
He began to pat his new acquainted tail or should I say new best friend. If it weren't for the tail he wouldn't have a day off school.
"Oh, and Gohan" Chi-Chi continued "I expect you to use this day to study extra hard"
He let go of his tail knowing there would be a catch. How embarrassing not being able to walk anywhere without losing his balance. Oh well at least no one from school were gonna come to the 439 mountain area to rub it in his face, or will they?
**** Angel wings: ok. This is the part where I say 'hope you liked the chapter please R&R' but I think that's just a thing desperate author do in order to feel better about them selves. So I'm going to get Gohan to say it! Gohan.
Gohan: I'm NOT gonna say anything. Not until I find out who is coming to my place tonight.
Angel wings: I'm not telling.
Gohan: Please
Angel wings: No
*Gohan does puppy-dog-eyes
Gohan: pretty please
Angel wings: well. ok but only if you tell every one to 'R&R'
Gohan: ok, everyone can I please have your attention, Could you all please R&R! There happy. Now tell me what happens next angel wings!
Angel wings: nope! Fooled ya! There's no way I'm telling anyone! My lips are sealed!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Gohan: I STILL don't see what's so funny.