Don't you hate it when your tail grows back?
Chapter 4: At least I have a tail, Vegeta
Angel wings: Hi everybody!!! I have 1 sentence, 3 words, 5 syllables and 25 letters to say.
I'M RRREEEAAALLLLLLYYY SORRY!
Angel wings: well, ok I need a few more words than that. If I only had that many for the story it would be pretty short.
*Angel wings laughs hysterically.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! ha ha ha ha HA! HA! he he
*Angel wings wipes away tears of happiness.
Angel wings: aaah, what was I saying?
Gohan: you mean BEFORE you began to laugh hysterically over that lamo joke?
Angel wings: Yeah, that
Gohan: I think you were saying sorry to every one.
Angel wings: I was!? Why on earth would I say something like that!?
Gohan: I think it's something to do with your updating system.
Angel wings: Oh, yeah now I remember. Ok, everyone may I please have your attentions (A/N that means you) I'm sorry it took a LITTLE longer to get this chapter out, it's just that.
Gohan: let me guess, you have a whole list of excuses, don't you?
Angel wings: YEP!
Gohan: and your gonna read them all out right now?
Angel wings: OH, YEAH!
Gohan: NOOOOOO!
Angel wings: oh, quit your whining it's not that bad
Gohan: Sure, that's what you said before when you-
*Gohan gets cut off by Angel wings
Angel wings: OK, excuse number one.
I, have LOTS of homework.-I just haven't got to it lately
2-Dad's been telling me that homework is more important than writing Fanfics-As if
3-Gohan's been pestering me to not do fanfics on him-he has this 'strange idea' that I'm being cruel
4- I'v had to tell him constantly that I'm NOT being cruel-you realize how long that takes!?
5-I forgot to paint my nails-wait I NEVER paint my nails
6-i need to-
*Angel wings gets cut off
Gohan: OK! I get the point!!!!
Angel wings: well, now that everyone understands INCLUDING Gohan let's get on with the story shall we?
Disclaimer: No people it's a fact, I DO NOT own Dragonball Z (please don't cry)
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'I wonder' Gohan thought to him self. He had been studying for 4 hours agonizing up in his room and was starting to get sick of it. He already knew all the stuff they did in school, he was just getting ahead.a little.
Gohan leaned a bit back in his chair 'why does mum hate my tail so much now? She didn't seem to mind it when I was 4' Gohan went deeper into the subject 'I guess it reminds her of dad too much' he heard an all too familiar sound of punches out side his window, Goten was training.
'Why is it that Goten get's to train while I'm stuck up here studying?' Gohan leaned back in his chair. 'It's not fair' Gohan didn't show any anger he just kept leaning further and further until.
BANG!
He fell back in his chair.
"Owww" Gohan stood up and rubbed his backside. Even sitting down he couldn't get his balance right.
Gohan heard his mum's feet walk up the stairs. There was no time for him to get back to 'studying' with out being caught.
The door burst open "What are you doing on the floor young man!? Your meant to be studying!" his mum shouted.
Gohan thought of an excuse "uumm I was, it's just hard to when I'm in constant pain" he went in for the kill "maybe if I went out side I might feel better."
"If it's for training you can think twice young man." Chi-chi's stern face softened "tell you what, I'll let you run an errand for me instead. How does that sound?"
Gohan sighed ' I guess it's better than study' he thought to him self.
"Ok mum, I'll run your errand"
"I have such a good boy!" Chi-chi began jumping up and down.
She was happy, knowing her son was going to make a good husband "ok, what I need you to do is give these recipes to Bulma"
Chi-chi handed her son a really thick folder full of recipes "She needs something new to satisfy Vegeta and Trunks's appetite"
"Ok mum, I'll get these to her straight away" Gohan was about to walk down stairs to the front door but thought that he would probably end up flat on his face, so he just flew out the window, trying to ignore the angry protests of his mother.
**** Goten saw his big bro fly away. He quickly caught up with him to ask where he was going.
"GOHAN!" Goten got Gohan's attention "Where ya going?"
"Bulma's," Gohan answered "I gotta give her these recipes from mum" Gohan pointed to the black folder.
"Oh" Goten seemed to forget what Gohan just said. "Can we spar?"
"Not yet Goten, I have to do this first"
"Please" Goten did another puppy-dog eye routine, he was getting better at it because Gohan seemed to feel sorry for him
"Tell ya what, when I'm back at 2 O'clock then we'll spar the, how does that sound?"
Goten smiled again "YAY!!!"
Gohan waved good-bye and was about to depart until.
"GOHAN!!" Goten screamed out again "When's it gonna be 2 O'clock?"
"When the big hand is on the twelve and the small one's on the 2"
"Ok, thanks big brother!"
"No problem, bye!"
"BYE!" The second Gohan left Goten raced to the kitchen to watch the clock. The Big hand was near the 8 and the small one was practically on the 2.
"C'mon big hand" Goten began to cheer the analog clock on "go! go! go!" he only got the response of ticking.
Goten kept starring.
"That big hand doesn't move much." Goten began to get disappointed.
**** "Woman!!!!" Vegeta yelled, "we have been eating the same thing 5 times too many this week, I demand something different!!"
"Well what do you want me to do about it Vegeta!!" Bulma screamed, "If I didn't have to keep on repairing that dammed gravity room MAYBE I might have more time to prepare meals!!!"
".Eeer mum" trunks quietly spoke looking up from his plate "I think dad's right. It's been the same thing over and over. Meat loaf this and meat loaf that, can't we just have a little variety?"
His mum gave him a death glare making him cower. Apparently she had learned it from Vegeta through the years.
".Or maybe not" Trunks finished
Vegeta began to laugh seeing the struggle his boy was in but quickly stopped when he saw Gohan come in holding a relatively large folder felled with lots of papers.
In front of Gohan was professor Brief's cat that had come in for some food.
"Ha ha " Vegeta began to laugh again "look what the cat's dragged in, another brat of Kakarrot."
"Very funny Vegeta" Gohan was being EXTREMLY sarcastic.
"Hay their Gohan" Trunks greeted Gohan in open arms. At least there was some one who could protect him against his mum, unlike his father "what ya doing here?"
"Hi Trunks," Gohan calmed himself down from Vegeta's remark "I just came to give these recipes to your mum" Gohan slapped the folder down on the dinner table "my mum thought she might need them."
"Why, thank you Gohan" Bulma smiled "now I ca-" She got cut off.
"Ha! Will you look at that" Vegeta started up again "Not only are you dragged in by the cat but you're also a weak mamma's boy.
Gohan was about to punch Vegeta in the gut any second now, that was, until he remembered a certain fuzzy brown tail.
"Well Vegeta," Gohan smirked "At least I'm a Saiyan that can keep their heritage."
And with that Gohan showed the once laughing prince his furry appendage.
The effect was instant. Vegeta had stopped laughing leaving an eerie silence.
Trunks sat up in his seat "Hay dad isn't that the thing you told me all Saiyan's had.Dad?"
Vegeta didn't hear Trunks under shock. "How is it that a simple half breed is able to grow back their tail and yet a full Saiyan such as myself cannot!?"
It was Bulma that answered, "I don't know Vegeta, it must be something to do with Saiyan and human genetics."
Gohan began to do a HUGE Son grin. He had actually got the best of Vegeta!!! NOTHING could go wrong now. There was no way Vegeta could-
"Umm Gohan" Bulma interrupted his thoughts "I think there might be a problem"
"Huh?" He frowned "what do you mean 'a problem'?"
"Well, you see I thought that since we got rid of Trunks and Goten's tails when they were babies I thought it would be nice to have the moon back. So I got the Dragon balls and."
Gohan finished her sentence ".and wished back the moon." 'GREAT' he thought. He was this close to getting Vegeta. No matter he could just destroy the moon with a ki beam.
"Anyways" Bulma continued "I was hoping that we could keep the moon this time instead of blowing it up like before. After all we did use one whole wish on it."
Gohan was going to kill Bulma.
He calmed down again and responded quietly "but Bulma."
"Don't you 'but' me!" Bulma began to get angry again.
Vegeta smirked seeing the look on Gohan's face.
"Do you realize how long it took to get all the Dragon balls for that wish!?" she took a breath "Either the tail goes or you go!" She also saw the smirk on her husband's face
"And if you" Bulma pointed in Vegeta's direction "do anything to disrupt Gohan to make him destroy the moon you will be living on the couch for a year, AM I CLEAR!?"
"Grrr," Vegeta gave a death glare to Gohan "You hear that brat? You blow up the moon, I blow up you!"
Gohan nodded in defeat.
"So," Bulma smiled "now that that's all cleared up lets finish lunch, would you like anything Gohan?"
"No thanks, a have to get home," He left with his head hanging low. "Bye."
Trunks was completely baffled. Gohan had just left with out eating anything. This was defiantly NOT normal. Was Gohan actually afraid of the moon? He had to find out. Mabey he could somehow trick Gohan and who better to help than Goten!
He continued eating only to spit out the food realizing why he wasn't eating in the first place.
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Gohan made his way back home. He was defiantly NOT in the mood for sparring with Goten, ESPCIALLY after today's ordeal.
He landed in front of the house, opened the door and entered.
He saw his mum cooking, his brother near the kitchen clock and someone sitting on the lounge. Cautiously he walked up from behind the couch to see who was sitting in it.
Ever so slowly he looked over and gasped in fear.
"Well hello Gohan, is that how you greet ALL your guests or is it just me?" said an angry looking Videl.
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Angel wings: OK, sorry peoples but I desperately need a break. But don't worry. There will be more stuff to read next week. The day I stop writing this fic's is the day I don't get any reviews for 50+ chapters. (In other words I won't stop writing for a long time)
ANYWAYS!! Enough of that boring stuff. On to more important business. I have begun to write another DBZ fic that is just as entertaining as this one. It's called 'Dad, what are you doing to me!?'
So if you have nothing to do go to this story. It's about what would happen to Gohan and Goku if they switched bodies-guaranteed to have you in fits of laughter.
If you do or don't like it please give me some feed back so I can improve on anything (if possible =^.^=)
Gohan: personally I don't think that that fic deserves to go on ff.net
Angel wings: Just because I ruin your life again doesn't mean other people will hate it.
Angel wings: Believe it or not Gohan, but some people like to see you suffer. I just influence it.
Gohan: Well you sure have a way of 'influencing'
Angel wings: To get to this fresh new fanfic simply highlight the web site address below, copy then past above where you normally put your web address OR click on it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=919818
OR just simply go into search, click on 'search by title' and the Dragon ball Z filter and type in 'Dad, what are you doing to me!?' then click 'go fido go!'
OR click on my author name at the top of this page and then select the story names 'Dad, what are you doing to me!?'
Angel wings: Pretty simple huh?
Gohan: it's not THAT simple.
Angel wings: You're just jealous Gohan because it involves you.
Gohan: AND IF IT I AM?!
Chapter 4: At least I have a tail, Vegeta
Angel wings: Hi everybody!!! I have 1 sentence, 3 words, 5 syllables and 25 letters to say.
I'M RRREEEAAALLLLLLYYY SORRY!
Angel wings: well, ok I need a few more words than that. If I only had that many for the story it would be pretty short.
*Angel wings laughs hysterically.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! ha ha ha ha HA! HA! he he
*Angel wings wipes away tears of happiness.
Angel wings: aaah, what was I saying?
Gohan: you mean BEFORE you began to laugh hysterically over that lamo joke?
Angel wings: Yeah, that
Gohan: I think you were saying sorry to every one.
Angel wings: I was!? Why on earth would I say something like that!?
Gohan: I think it's something to do with your updating system.
Angel wings: Oh, yeah now I remember. Ok, everyone may I please have your attentions (A/N that means you) I'm sorry it took a LITTLE longer to get this chapter out, it's just that.
Gohan: let me guess, you have a whole list of excuses, don't you?
Angel wings: YEP!
Gohan: and your gonna read them all out right now?
Angel wings: OH, YEAH!
Gohan: NOOOOOO!
Angel wings: oh, quit your whining it's not that bad
Gohan: Sure, that's what you said before when you-
*Gohan gets cut off by Angel wings
Angel wings: OK, excuse number one.
I, have LOTS of homework.-I just haven't got to it lately
2-Dad's been telling me that homework is more important than writing Fanfics-As if
3-Gohan's been pestering me to not do fanfics on him-he has this 'strange idea' that I'm being cruel
4- I'v had to tell him constantly that I'm NOT being cruel-you realize how long that takes!?
5-I forgot to paint my nails-wait I NEVER paint my nails
6-i need to-
*Angel wings gets cut off
Gohan: OK! I get the point!!!!
Angel wings: well, now that everyone understands INCLUDING Gohan let's get on with the story shall we?
Disclaimer: No people it's a fact, I DO NOT own Dragonball Z (please don't cry)
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'I wonder' Gohan thought to him self. He had been studying for 4 hours agonizing up in his room and was starting to get sick of it. He already knew all the stuff they did in school, he was just getting ahead.a little.
Gohan leaned a bit back in his chair 'why does mum hate my tail so much now? She didn't seem to mind it when I was 4' Gohan went deeper into the subject 'I guess it reminds her of dad too much' he heard an all too familiar sound of punches out side his window, Goten was training.
'Why is it that Goten get's to train while I'm stuck up here studying?' Gohan leaned back in his chair. 'It's not fair' Gohan didn't show any anger he just kept leaning further and further until.
BANG!
He fell back in his chair.
"Owww" Gohan stood up and rubbed his backside. Even sitting down he couldn't get his balance right.
Gohan heard his mum's feet walk up the stairs. There was no time for him to get back to 'studying' with out being caught.
The door burst open "What are you doing on the floor young man!? Your meant to be studying!" his mum shouted.
Gohan thought of an excuse "uumm I was, it's just hard to when I'm in constant pain" he went in for the kill "maybe if I went out side I might feel better."
"If it's for training you can think twice young man." Chi-chi's stern face softened "tell you what, I'll let you run an errand for me instead. How does that sound?"
Gohan sighed ' I guess it's better than study' he thought to him self.
"Ok mum, I'll run your errand"
"I have such a good boy!" Chi-chi began jumping up and down.
She was happy, knowing her son was going to make a good husband "ok, what I need you to do is give these recipes to Bulma"
Chi-chi handed her son a really thick folder full of recipes "She needs something new to satisfy Vegeta and Trunks's appetite"
"Ok mum, I'll get these to her straight away" Gohan was about to walk down stairs to the front door but thought that he would probably end up flat on his face, so he just flew out the window, trying to ignore the angry protests of his mother.
**** Goten saw his big bro fly away. He quickly caught up with him to ask where he was going.
"GOHAN!" Goten got Gohan's attention "Where ya going?"
"Bulma's," Gohan answered "I gotta give her these recipes from mum" Gohan pointed to the black folder.
"Oh" Goten seemed to forget what Gohan just said. "Can we spar?"
"Not yet Goten, I have to do this first"
"Please" Goten did another puppy-dog eye routine, he was getting better at it because Gohan seemed to feel sorry for him
"Tell ya what, when I'm back at 2 O'clock then we'll spar the, how does that sound?"
Goten smiled again "YAY!!!"
Gohan waved good-bye and was about to depart until.
"GOHAN!!" Goten screamed out again "When's it gonna be 2 O'clock?"
"When the big hand is on the twelve and the small one's on the 2"
"Ok, thanks big brother!"
"No problem, bye!"
"BYE!" The second Gohan left Goten raced to the kitchen to watch the clock. The Big hand was near the 8 and the small one was practically on the 2.
"C'mon big hand" Goten began to cheer the analog clock on "go! go! go!" he only got the response of ticking.
Goten kept starring.
"That big hand doesn't move much." Goten began to get disappointed.
**** "Woman!!!!" Vegeta yelled, "we have been eating the same thing 5 times too many this week, I demand something different!!"
"Well what do you want me to do about it Vegeta!!" Bulma screamed, "If I didn't have to keep on repairing that dammed gravity room MAYBE I might have more time to prepare meals!!!"
".Eeer mum" trunks quietly spoke looking up from his plate "I think dad's right. It's been the same thing over and over. Meat loaf this and meat loaf that, can't we just have a little variety?"
His mum gave him a death glare making him cower. Apparently she had learned it from Vegeta through the years.
".Or maybe not" Trunks finished
Vegeta began to laugh seeing the struggle his boy was in but quickly stopped when he saw Gohan come in holding a relatively large folder felled with lots of papers.
In front of Gohan was professor Brief's cat that had come in for some food.
"Ha ha " Vegeta began to laugh again "look what the cat's dragged in, another brat of Kakarrot."
"Very funny Vegeta" Gohan was being EXTREMLY sarcastic.
"Hay their Gohan" Trunks greeted Gohan in open arms. At least there was some one who could protect him against his mum, unlike his father "what ya doing here?"
"Hi Trunks," Gohan calmed himself down from Vegeta's remark "I just came to give these recipes to your mum" Gohan slapped the folder down on the dinner table "my mum thought she might need them."
"Why, thank you Gohan" Bulma smiled "now I ca-" She got cut off.
"Ha! Will you look at that" Vegeta started up again "Not only are you dragged in by the cat but you're also a weak mamma's boy.
Gohan was about to punch Vegeta in the gut any second now, that was, until he remembered a certain fuzzy brown tail.
"Well Vegeta," Gohan smirked "At least I'm a Saiyan that can keep their heritage."
And with that Gohan showed the once laughing prince his furry appendage.
The effect was instant. Vegeta had stopped laughing leaving an eerie silence.
Trunks sat up in his seat "Hay dad isn't that the thing you told me all Saiyan's had.Dad?"
Vegeta didn't hear Trunks under shock. "How is it that a simple half breed is able to grow back their tail and yet a full Saiyan such as myself cannot!?"
It was Bulma that answered, "I don't know Vegeta, it must be something to do with Saiyan and human genetics."
Gohan began to do a HUGE Son grin. He had actually got the best of Vegeta!!! NOTHING could go wrong now. There was no way Vegeta could-
"Umm Gohan" Bulma interrupted his thoughts "I think there might be a problem"
"Huh?" He frowned "what do you mean 'a problem'?"
"Well, you see I thought that since we got rid of Trunks and Goten's tails when they were babies I thought it would be nice to have the moon back. So I got the Dragon balls and."
Gohan finished her sentence ".and wished back the moon." 'GREAT' he thought. He was this close to getting Vegeta. No matter he could just destroy the moon with a ki beam.
"Anyways" Bulma continued "I was hoping that we could keep the moon this time instead of blowing it up like before. After all we did use one whole wish on it."
Gohan was going to kill Bulma.
He calmed down again and responded quietly "but Bulma."
"Don't you 'but' me!" Bulma began to get angry again.
Vegeta smirked seeing the look on Gohan's face.
"Do you realize how long it took to get all the Dragon balls for that wish!?" she took a breath "Either the tail goes or you go!" She also saw the smirk on her husband's face
"And if you" Bulma pointed in Vegeta's direction "do anything to disrupt Gohan to make him destroy the moon you will be living on the couch for a year, AM I CLEAR!?"
"Grrr," Vegeta gave a death glare to Gohan "You hear that brat? You blow up the moon, I blow up you!"
Gohan nodded in defeat.
"So," Bulma smiled "now that that's all cleared up lets finish lunch, would you like anything Gohan?"
"No thanks, a have to get home," He left with his head hanging low. "Bye."
Trunks was completely baffled. Gohan had just left with out eating anything. This was defiantly NOT normal. Was Gohan actually afraid of the moon? He had to find out. Mabey he could somehow trick Gohan and who better to help than Goten!
He continued eating only to spit out the food realizing why he wasn't eating in the first place.
****
Gohan made his way back home. He was defiantly NOT in the mood for sparring with Goten, ESPCIALLY after today's ordeal.
He landed in front of the house, opened the door and entered.
He saw his mum cooking, his brother near the kitchen clock and someone sitting on the lounge. Cautiously he walked up from behind the couch to see who was sitting in it.
Ever so slowly he looked over and gasped in fear.
"Well hello Gohan, is that how you greet ALL your guests or is it just me?" said an angry looking Videl.
****
Angel wings: OK, sorry peoples but I desperately need a break. But don't worry. There will be more stuff to read next week. The day I stop writing this fic's is the day I don't get any reviews for 50+ chapters. (In other words I won't stop writing for a long time)
ANYWAYS!! Enough of that boring stuff. On to more important business. I have begun to write another DBZ fic that is just as entertaining as this one. It's called 'Dad, what are you doing to me!?'
So if you have nothing to do go to this story. It's about what would happen to Gohan and Goku if they switched bodies-guaranteed to have you in fits of laughter.
If you do or don't like it please give me some feed back so I can improve on anything (if possible =^.^=)
Gohan: personally I don't think that that fic deserves to go on ff.net
Angel wings: Just because I ruin your life again doesn't mean other people will hate it.
Angel wings: Believe it or not Gohan, but some people like to see you suffer. I just influence it.
Gohan: Well you sure have a way of 'influencing'
Angel wings: To get to this fresh new fanfic simply highlight the web site address below, copy then past above where you normally put your web address OR click on it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=919818
OR just simply go into search, click on 'search by title' and the Dragon ball Z filter and type in 'Dad, what are you doing to me!?' then click 'go fido go!'
OR click on my author name at the top of this page and then select the story names 'Dad, what are you doing to me!?'
Angel wings: Pretty simple huh?
Gohan: it's not THAT simple.
Angel wings: You're just jealous Gohan because it involves you.
Gohan: AND IF IT I AM?!