The Pasta Wars of 2002.
Entry 1
::was attacked by pizza sauce earlier today:: it was horrible, red sauce all over the place, they hit us hard, I lost two of my men..the rest...lets not talk about the rest...
I opened the bowl and it came at us so fast, no one knew what was going on...we're still trying to count the casualties.. it ate through the armor...I lost some of my best friends... I only hope we can still find the source of it..I don't think we can handle the pizza sauce invaders much longer..the battlegrounds, it's covered in a stench of barf/cold pizza sauce stink...and, my nostrils, I'll weeks in rehab after this...mom, I won't tell you I hate your pizza any more...but this this thing we're fighting, it's more horrible then you can ever imagine..i'm sorry, i gotta go now, they need my help in identfying the bodies, but the pizza sauce, it came so fast with out warning...I should've died..i opened the bowl..i did, I swear...but..i can't handle it any more...
I WANT MY MOMMY!
Entry 1
::was attacked by pizza sauce earlier today:: it was horrible, red sauce all over the place, they hit us hard, I lost two of my men..the rest...lets not talk about the rest...
I opened the bowl and it came at us so fast, no one knew what was going on...we're still trying to count the casualties.. it ate through the armor...I lost some of my best friends... I only hope we can still find the source of it..I don't think we can handle the pizza sauce invaders much longer..the battlegrounds, it's covered in a stench of barf/cold pizza sauce stink...and, my nostrils, I'll weeks in rehab after this...mom, I won't tell you I hate your pizza any more...but this this thing we're fighting, it's more horrible then you can ever imagine..i'm sorry, i gotta go now, they need my help in identfying the bodies, but the pizza sauce, it came so fast with out warning...I should've died..i opened the bowl..i did, I swear...but..i can't handle it any more...
I WANT MY MOMMY!