You know I don't own anything but my original characters

"Where's the replacement, Ray?" asked Sonic with much irritation.

"Here he is! Ralph the Retarded Rat!" exclaimed Ray. From behind Ray was a seven-foot-tall, ungainly, white rat.

"HI!!! I'M RALPH!!!" shouted the gigantic rodent. After seeing Ralph, Shadow couldn't hide his frustration from everyone.

"THAT'S IT!!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE CONTINUING THIS INSANITY!!!!! AM I THE ONLY WHO CAN THAT THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO FAIL LIKE ALL THE OTHERS!!!!"

"What do you mean by the others, Shadow?" asked Knuckles.

"I AM MEAN BY MORTAL KOMBAT, RESIDENT EVIL, AND OF COURSE FINAL FANATSY!!!! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I QUIT!!!" Then out of nowhere, the Austin Powers theme music comes on and Shadow walks and do "Austin-like poses/moves". As Shadow was about to leave the studio, Ray calls out for Rocko. Then a large, heavy built man came out and shock Shadow with tasers.

"Thanks Rocko." said Ray.

"No prob, Boss." grunted Rocko as he walked away.

"Let Shadow's defiance be a warning for all of you. This movie will continue whether you want to or not. *Why must I be plagued? WHY ME!?!?!* thought Sonic.

Rouge dialed a phone number on her cell phone. A "hello" came from the other side.

"What did you do with Tails?" asked Rouge.

"I did what you said. Kidnap him, knock him out, put him on a raft, drift him out to sea." said the voice.

"I didn't tell you that!!!" shouted the enraged Rouge.

"Who are you talking to Rouge?" asked Amy.

"I'm sorry grandma. I can't come to your birthday party next week," Rouge said on the phone.

"You won't!!!" exclaimed the voice.

"Shut up!" said Rouge as she hung up.

A few hours later….

"Alright people, we need this scene done!" shouted Ray, "Where is Eggman?"

"I am right behind you, you blithering buffoon," replied the doctor.

"Where were you?" asked Ray.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I just didn't care on doing this crap as much as you, Ray," said Eggman.

"Hula dancers--check," said Ray as he looked at Rouge and Amy who were wearing grass skirts and coconut bras.

"Lab coat-wearing band--check," Ray said as he looked at Shadow, Sonic, and Knuckles who were wearing white lab coats with black gloves and glasses.

"Weirdo singer--check," Ray said looking at Ralph.

"And Dr. Demento--check," said Ray looking at Eggman who was wearing a black suit with matching top hat, cape, and hypno-swirled glasses.

"Lights, Camera, Action," commanded the director. Music started playing as smoke filled the set as Dr. Demento entered with his theme song.

"Doctor Deementooo, Doctor Deeementooo, Doctor Demento, OH DOCTOR DEEEMMMENTTTOO!!!" Ralph sang with the music played by Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles. *This thing is stupid. This has nothing to do with Sonic or any of us. I am Shadow the ULTIMATE life form. Why must do this?* thought Shadow as he played his instrument.

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH CHOAS COOOONNNNNTTTTTRRRRROOOLL!!!" shouted Shadow and vanished. He reappeared in the air a few feet from Ray while doing a fruity crane position with a slow-mo Matrix camera rotation. While all of this is happening, Rocko walks over and shocks Shadow again.

"You just never learn Shadow. Never," said Ray as he looked at the charred hedgehog.

Well that's Chapter two. I will try to wrap this up in two or three more chapters. Please review, please