If I owned any of the following copyrighted characters, then why am I writing fan fics?

This chapter is dedicated to Stephanie Johnson

After the Dr. Demento scene, Rouge called the president on her cell phone.

"Mr. President, I need your help to find Tails," she asked to the president.

"Alright, but just for this time," he replied.

"Thank you very much," she said as she hung up.

The president turned to his cabinet, and told them about what happened and asked how they could do it.

"I say we send the CIA," suggested one man.

"No. They are too busy with terrorists," said the president.

"How about the FBI," suggested another.

"Plane jackers," said the president, "I believe we should use the Double O's."

"They are all busy except for Double O Zero," said first man.

"Bring in 000," said the president. A few minutes later, a tall, beautiful, blonde-haired woman in all black entered the room.

"What is it that you want, gentlemen?" asked 000 impatiently.

"We need you to find Miles "Tails" Prower, said the president, he was kidnapped last night and was put on a drifting raft out to sea."

"I will do it. So, where's the chopper?" asked 000.

"Well, 007 is using it," said the pres.

"The jet?"

"003 has it"

"The speed boat?"

"006"

"Well, what do you have left as transportation?" asked 000. A while later, 000 is rowing a Stars & Stripes emblazoned raft. *Why me? It's not fair!* thought 000.

That's the end of the chapter!!! Please review!! Thanks in advance