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[The camera suddenly pulls into darkness, you feel almost as if something is yanking you back up at the speed of light. YOu gasp for air when suddenly, it all stops and you are back in the rotting hall, doors on either side of you. There are two chairs in front of you, Daft in one, Azka in the other. Daft and Azka look at the camera with plain faces masking insanity. Daft smiles and starts]
Welcome back. I hope that wasn't too disturbing or confusing for you. Thank you once again for tuning in. I'd like to welcome my guest, Azka! Welcome Azka!
Hi!
So...How long have you been writing Zim Fics?
Since the 12 of August. I feel so...NEW! And being new can be very stressful. Mmm...stress. *twitch*
I know how that is, I'm new here myself...I think I started to post here in June or something...I dunno...But that's another story! Anyways...What's your latest story up on FFN?
My last story? Well, I've really only made one REAL story. And that was "May Death Do Us Part". The other ones were a poem and an SI. Then the insults came. Ah, the insults. And how could I possible forget DeadLegato? Ah, DeadLegato. But I--
Uh...Would you give us a short run down on the plot?
Hah! Do you REALLY want to know?
Yeppers....that's why I asked...wait...or is it just because that was in the script? lol, Joking, go on..
Fine. I (me being Azka) practically lead my boyfriend to suicide. Meet another guy named Zim. Blow him off. A couple years later, I decide to find him again. I DO find him. Then an irken shapshifter finds us both, and tries to get revenge on me for killing her father. (Geez, Azka's got an interesting history, doesn't she?) After a while, she finally realizes that she loves Zim. And then stuff happens. Yatta, yatta, yatta.
oooo...fu-un! Do you write any other types of stories?
Yeah, sure. I write all kinds of stories. Sad stories, don't-worry-be-happy stories, stories that I throw in the trash. And my most recent: Barbara And Her Homicidal Adventures. Yep. It's Barbie and her evil twin sister. And a pretty sharp knife. *wink*
lol, Barbie and knives...fun! I mostly write twisted humor and angst myself...What kind of stories do you favor?
I don't really favor any particular ones. Most of the time I like stories that relate to me somehow. And humor, or action. Anything that grabs my interest.
Ever thought of becoming a reviewer or something when you grow up?
Nah. I'd rather be reviewed, than actually be the one reviewing someone else. And as for something, well, yeah, I'd like to be SOMETHING.
Ever thought of being a five year old toilet plumber?
Um...I'm over five years old. But as far as plumbing goes, I think I'd rather be a reviewer. Do you like cheeeeeese?
Sure. I like cheese!
What do you think of Dementia so far? * I want an honest opinion coming from a viewer*
I think it's really cool! You seem to have everything planned out, so you don't have to worry about problems later on.
What would you do if there was an imaginary white rabbit on under your bed?
I would...um....try to "motion" it out, slam a cage over it's body, and sell it to the cannibals that live down the street. Maybe twenty or thirty dollars, perhaps?
Who's your favorite character in Zim?
ZIM! Zim is my favorite. In fact, I actually tried to tape over the episodes (on my tape) completely revolving around Dib or Gaz, without ruining the ones just about Zim. Pathetic, yes? Well, it didn't work.
lol. I like Dib, but that's just me...oh, and THE MOOSE RULES!
Yes! Moosey rulings!
Duck Duck Moose....
Eh...can I be the moose? I like mooses! COME ON! oh, and I wasn't lying when I said that Dementia was really cool. (Kewl name too!)
Thankies! It's so nice of you to sit through this torture I call an 'interview' Thankies for being on the show and...
[Azka looks around and whispers something in Daft's ear. Daft nods and points down the hall of doors.]
Right there on the left, 200 doors down, you can't miss it. It's in front of the door that says 'Don't Open! Danger!' Ok? Ok.
[Azka leaves and Dib comes in and slips into her seat. Dib stares at Daft and Daft stares at him back. Dib goes to speak, but shuts his mouth as Daft says something before he can get a word out.]
Get out of Azka's seat Dib...
Later. I...I found who brought the uh...chocolate...brainsucky thing...in...
Was it Bill?
No...It was...Gir.
Oh, right...I think he said something about that before running off screaming about lasagna. Is that it?
No.
What then? Azka's gonna come back any minuet and want to know why you're in her chair.
Hold on already! I have a few things to say.
Don't make me get the spatula...
Daft...I didn't like the story.
Why not?....Wait! Don't tell me! It's because you're at a disadvantage, right?
Uh...that would sum it up pretty well. I don't like always being at a disadvantage, Daft.
But it's funny.
Not for me! I mean c'mon Daft! I get hurt or destroyed or put in a mental house every episode and I'm always at a disadvantage in every story I've read on here!
Not true! Quit being a whiner Dib! It's funny when you're in a disadvantage! And you need to read other stories out there, not just the ones that say 'Dib's at a disadvantage here in this story!' I mean, there are some pretty good ones out there!
Yeah...right....Why can't you ever right one about Zim having the disadvantage?
Dib...Zim fell in a never ending hole at the end of Talking Heads...
So? MY HEAD WAS CUT OFF AND POKED FOR ALL ETERNITY BY TWO BRAINLESS MORONS CALLING THEMSELVES LEADERS!!!!!!!!!
Uh....Dib?
WHAT? No! Don't stop me Daft...I'm on a roll!
Dib? I wouldn't...
ANOTHER THING! ZIM IS SUCH A FREAKING MORON! I MEAN, C'MON! A GREEN KID WITH A SKIN CONDITION! YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE UTTERLY BRAINLESS TO BELIEVE THAT! OH! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HIS WHOLE SYSTEM? HIS 'tallest' ARE BOTH BRAINLESS MORONS THAT ONLY GOT THEIR POSITION BECAUSE THEY'RE TALL!!!!! AND MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!!!!!!!
I...never said it...was...
ANOTHER THING!
Dib...I really think you should stop now...
WHY? What's Zim gonna do?
Uh...looks like he's gonna bash you over the head with that really cool looking metal bat....
What?
[Dib turns around and screams as Zim swings the bat down towards Dib. Dib rolls off Azka's chair as the bat comes down, smashing the chair in two. Daft falls over in her chair, stunned for a moment, laying on her back, her feet in the air, and blinking up at the ceiling. Dib runs out of the picture followed by Zim, wheeling the metal bat screaming about the insult he was to humanity. Daft stand up angrily as Azka comes back and looks at her with wide eyes.]
Uh...Daft?
Not Now....I have a few things to take care of...
It's reeeeally important Daft...ya know that one door that said 'Don't Open! Danger!'?
Yeah? Can it wait? I must go hurt these morons....
No...Uh...well...I opened it and...Something not so nice came out....IT WAS FLUFFY THOUGH!!!!!!!
[Daft turns slowly to stare wide-eyed at Azka who was suddenly watching the two run around with a amused look of insanity.]
What?
.......I'M GONNA HELP!!!!!!!!!! TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Azka! Wait! You didn't! You're pulling my leg...you....
[Azka runs off after picking up Filler Bunny who appeared out of no where, and swinging him above her head screaming a few things that were inaudible. Dib ran in front of the camera followed by Zim and the bat and then Azka with Filler Bunny. Daft stood there and stared down the hallway at an approaching object in sheer terror. Suddenly the camera shifted as Azka threw Filler Bunny, accidentally hitting the camera and knocking it over. The camera refocuses and you can see Dib's black boots run across the screen followed by Zim's boots, Azka's shoes and Daft's boots. There's screaming and suddenly the screen darkens as black tendrils of a misty substance glides across the screen.
Suddenly the camera is picked up by Filler Bunny and it focuses on his face, close up in a mask of uncontrollable stupid happiness and fear. Filler Bunny looks around and starts to talk, shaking so the camera jiggles.]
It's here! It's gonna eat us all...or just chase us around for a while....It's gonna....
[Suddenly there is darkness as Filler Bunny shrieks and is taken away by the dark thing. The camera falls to the ground and cracks. The screen goes black.]
[Suddenly, you are back in the place that you started, stunned and looking around. What happened? There's no way to know until the next episode comes out. You sigh and slouch down in your chair to resign yourself to waiting to see what happens to our host, her guest, and the three insane Jhonen creations. Suddenly, there's a loud announcer voice.]
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
****mwahahahahahahahaahahahaha! Left you hanging! ok, well, maybe just wondering...or groaning like 'not another one!' lol. I'd like to thank Azka for joining in this insanity. Thankies to all my supporters and those who read these. I really hope you guys enjoyed this one. It took me a while to write it, considering I have extreme mental blockage...eee...uh anyway...hmmm...I got the title from Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box song...lol...anyway....tell me what you think. I love to hear your comments!****
[The camera suddenly pulls into darkness, you feel almost as if something is yanking you back up at the speed of light. YOu gasp for air when suddenly, it all stops and you are back in the rotting hall, doors on either side of you. There are two chairs in front of you, Daft in one, Azka in the other. Daft and Azka look at the camera with plain faces masking insanity. Daft smiles and starts]
Welcome back. I hope that wasn't too disturbing or confusing for you. Thank you once again for tuning in. I'd like to welcome my guest, Azka! Welcome Azka!
Hi!
So...How long have you been writing Zim Fics?
Since the 12 of August. I feel so...NEW! And being new can be very stressful. Mmm...stress. *twitch*
I know how that is, I'm new here myself...I think I started to post here in June or something...I dunno...But that's another story! Anyways...What's your latest story up on FFN?
My last story? Well, I've really only made one REAL story. And that was "May Death Do Us Part". The other ones were a poem and an SI. Then the insults came. Ah, the insults. And how could I possible forget DeadLegato? Ah, DeadLegato. But I--
Uh...Would you give us a short run down on the plot?
Hah! Do you REALLY want to know?
Yeppers....that's why I asked...wait...or is it just because that was in the script? lol, Joking, go on..
Fine. I (me being Azka) practically lead my boyfriend to suicide. Meet another guy named Zim. Blow him off. A couple years later, I decide to find him again. I DO find him. Then an irken shapshifter finds us both, and tries to get revenge on me for killing her father. (Geez, Azka's got an interesting history, doesn't she?) After a while, she finally realizes that she loves Zim. And then stuff happens. Yatta, yatta, yatta.
oooo...fu-un! Do you write any other types of stories?
Yeah, sure. I write all kinds of stories. Sad stories, don't-worry-be-happy stories, stories that I throw in the trash. And my most recent: Barbara And Her Homicidal Adventures. Yep. It's Barbie and her evil twin sister. And a pretty sharp knife. *wink*
lol, Barbie and knives...fun! I mostly write twisted humor and angst myself...What kind of stories do you favor?
I don't really favor any particular ones. Most of the time I like stories that relate to me somehow. And humor, or action. Anything that grabs my interest.
Ever thought of becoming a reviewer or something when you grow up?
Nah. I'd rather be reviewed, than actually be the one reviewing someone else. And as for something, well, yeah, I'd like to be SOMETHING.
Ever thought of being a five year old toilet plumber?
Um...I'm over five years old. But as far as plumbing goes, I think I'd rather be a reviewer. Do you like cheeeeeese?
Sure. I like cheese!
What do you think of Dementia so far? * I want an honest opinion coming from a viewer*
I think it's really cool! You seem to have everything planned out, so you don't have to worry about problems later on.
What would you do if there was an imaginary white rabbit on under your bed?
I would...um....try to "motion" it out, slam a cage over it's body, and sell it to the cannibals that live down the street. Maybe twenty or thirty dollars, perhaps?
Who's your favorite character in Zim?
ZIM! Zim is my favorite. In fact, I actually tried to tape over the episodes (on my tape) completely revolving around Dib or Gaz, without ruining the ones just about Zim. Pathetic, yes? Well, it didn't work.
lol. I like Dib, but that's just me...oh, and THE MOOSE RULES!
Yes! Moosey rulings!
Duck Duck Moose....
Eh...can I be the moose? I like mooses! COME ON! oh, and I wasn't lying when I said that Dementia was really cool. (Kewl name too!)
Thankies! It's so nice of you to sit through this torture I call an 'interview' Thankies for being on the show and...
[Azka looks around and whispers something in Daft's ear. Daft nods and points down the hall of doors.]
Right there on the left, 200 doors down, you can't miss it. It's in front of the door that says 'Don't Open! Danger!' Ok? Ok.
[Azka leaves and Dib comes in and slips into her seat. Dib stares at Daft and Daft stares at him back. Dib goes to speak, but shuts his mouth as Daft says something before he can get a word out.]
Get out of Azka's seat Dib...
Later. I...I found who brought the uh...chocolate...brainsucky thing...in...
Was it Bill?
No...It was...Gir.
Oh, right...I think he said something about that before running off screaming about lasagna. Is that it?
No.
What then? Azka's gonna come back any minuet and want to know why you're in her chair.
Hold on already! I have a few things to say.
Don't make me get the spatula...
Daft...I didn't like the story.
Why not?....Wait! Don't tell me! It's because you're at a disadvantage, right?
Uh...that would sum it up pretty well. I don't like always being at a disadvantage, Daft.
But it's funny.
Not for me! I mean c'mon Daft! I get hurt or destroyed or put in a mental house every episode and I'm always at a disadvantage in every story I've read on here!
Not true! Quit being a whiner Dib! It's funny when you're in a disadvantage! And you need to read other stories out there, not just the ones that say 'Dib's at a disadvantage here in this story!' I mean, there are some pretty good ones out there!
Yeah...right....Why can't you ever right one about Zim having the disadvantage?
Dib...Zim fell in a never ending hole at the end of Talking Heads...
So? MY HEAD WAS CUT OFF AND POKED FOR ALL ETERNITY BY TWO BRAINLESS MORONS CALLING THEMSELVES LEADERS!!!!!!!!!
Uh....Dib?
WHAT? No! Don't stop me Daft...I'm on a roll!
Dib? I wouldn't...
ANOTHER THING! ZIM IS SUCH A FREAKING MORON! I MEAN, C'MON! A GREEN KID WITH A SKIN CONDITION! YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE UTTERLY BRAINLESS TO BELIEVE THAT! OH! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HIS WHOLE SYSTEM? HIS 'tallest' ARE BOTH BRAINLESS MORONS THAT ONLY GOT THEIR POSITION BECAUSE THEY'RE TALL!!!!! AND MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!!!!!!!
I...never said it...was...
ANOTHER THING!
Dib...I really think you should stop now...
WHY? What's Zim gonna do?
Uh...looks like he's gonna bash you over the head with that really cool looking metal bat....
What?
[Dib turns around and screams as Zim swings the bat down towards Dib. Dib rolls off Azka's chair as the bat comes down, smashing the chair in two. Daft falls over in her chair, stunned for a moment, laying on her back, her feet in the air, and blinking up at the ceiling. Dib runs out of the picture followed by Zim, wheeling the metal bat screaming about the insult he was to humanity. Daft stand up angrily as Azka comes back and looks at her with wide eyes.]
Uh...Daft?
Not Now....I have a few things to take care of...
It's reeeeally important Daft...ya know that one door that said 'Don't Open! Danger!'?
Yeah? Can it wait? I must go hurt these morons....
No...Uh...well...I opened it and...Something not so nice came out....IT WAS FLUFFY THOUGH!!!!!!!
[Daft turns slowly to stare wide-eyed at Azka who was suddenly watching the two run around with a amused look of insanity.]
What?
.......I'M GONNA HELP!!!!!!!!!! TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Azka! Wait! You didn't! You're pulling my leg...you....
[Azka runs off after picking up Filler Bunny who appeared out of no where, and swinging him above her head screaming a few things that were inaudible. Dib ran in front of the camera followed by Zim and the bat and then Azka with Filler Bunny. Daft stood there and stared down the hallway at an approaching object in sheer terror. Suddenly the camera shifted as Azka threw Filler Bunny, accidentally hitting the camera and knocking it over. The camera refocuses and you can see Dib's black boots run across the screen followed by Zim's boots, Azka's shoes and Daft's boots. There's screaming and suddenly the screen darkens as black tendrils of a misty substance glides across the screen.
Suddenly the camera is picked up by Filler Bunny and it focuses on his face, close up in a mask of uncontrollable stupid happiness and fear. Filler Bunny looks around and starts to talk, shaking so the camera jiggles.]
It's here! It's gonna eat us all...or just chase us around for a while....It's gonna....
[Suddenly there is darkness as Filler Bunny shrieks and is taken away by the dark thing. The camera falls to the ground and cracks. The screen goes black.]
[Suddenly, you are back in the place that you started, stunned and looking around. What happened? There's no way to know until the next episode comes out. You sigh and slouch down in your chair to resign yourself to waiting to see what happens to our host, her guest, and the three insane Jhonen creations. Suddenly, there's a loud announcer voice.]
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
****mwahahahahahahahaahahahaha! Left you hanging! ok, well, maybe just wondering...or groaning like 'not another one!' lol. I'd like to thank Azka for joining in this insanity. Thankies to all my supporters and those who read these. I really hope you guys enjoyed this one. It took me a while to write it, considering I have extreme mental blockage...eee...uh anyway...hmmm...I got the title from Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box song...lol...anyway....tell me what you think. I love to hear your comments!****