Chapter 2
Angel: Hi peeps! Thanx to the people who reviewed! Ton o' stuff in this chapter! Plus really weird appearances. You'll see.....
Dalil: Hee hee, it was MY idea....
Angel: No, it was MINE!
Dalil: MINE!
Angel: MINE!
Dalil: OK, Angel came up with the idea of the guest but I came up with how to fit them in. Forgive us for this pointless interruption in your fanfic we put...
Note to disclaimer:
Angel: We don't own digimon, the special guest, Teletubbies, Spiderman....
Dalil: And Angel would like to own Mark Sainte-Paule. (Oh God, I hope he's not reading this...)
Angel: Oh, thanks a lot Dalil.....
OK... the story starts in 3.... 2.... 1.... NOW!
Kami and Emanuel stood there, surrounded by the millions of evil digimon. Emanuel usually didn't get scared. Neither did Kami. But, of course, this time we must excuse them, because like al-Qaeda members, maniac geniuses, and Teletubbies, evil digimon are not something you want to be surrounded by.
"Aiiieee!" Emanuel lept up and sliced one with his sword. (It was named the Nameless, but it obviously had a name if it was called something, so a debate of whether it had a name or not would be very frustrating and pointless.) Except it didn't slice. The digimon just continued walking closer.
"What the....?" screamed Kami, punching one. She tried a strike, then a punch, then a kick. Her reddish hair swirled around as she tried each TaeKwon-Do move the little twelve-year-old knew. Her motto was 'Small stuff kicks butts'. But that was an inapropriate motto, because she had never onced kicked a butt. She had kicked soccer balls, kicking pads, younger brothers, and annoying people, but never a butt. She was in green belt, for getting rid of bullies, as she was short. But unfortuantely, Sage Jirugi (TaeKwon-Do pattern, inside joke) wasn't working.
"Argh!" she shrieked as the digimon aimed its missile right towards her heart. Emanuel was fast, but not fast enough. The bullet penetrated into her skin.
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"So we're the digidestined," the blond haired Ky repeated Keileen's last sentance.
"I guess," Jenn shook her light-brown curly ponytail.
"We? As in a team? OK, I've quit already!" Sai wrinkled her nose. She wrapped a finger around her fringed short red hair.
"You can't quit," Capria told the impatient Sai.
"I can do what I want," Sai told her.
"Whatever you do, you're always a digidestined. You can't escape it. You can't decide against it. It's in you, and your decisions hold the fate of many," Capria told her.
"Fate? Decisions? Are we supposed to be super heros or something?" radical Keileen asked. Her long pink hair shone in the sunlight.
"You could put it that way...." Capria said.
"Can I be Spiderman?" interrupted Remi.
"I wanna be Spiderman!" cried Jordan.
"I know, we'll flip a coin for Spiderman," said Ky.
"You guys are morons," said Sai.
"You're just full of compliments, aren't you?" Travis said sarcastically.
"I'm not trying to make you mad, it just comes natually," Sai made a reply grinning evily.
"Whu...." began Travis.
"Don't get her started," Alex advised.
Now as these people were arguing, no one noticed that Erin had slipped away. Away from all the others, and close to a window. She looked out it. All she could see was light. She opened it. Not a wise move.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried as she started getting sucked in.
"Omigawd! Erin!" Jenn screamed.
So this big crowd of arguing people finally snapped into real life realizing that their friend...
SAI: (interrupting) Friend? She is NOT my friend!
DALIL: Shut up!
SAI: Make me.....
ANGEL: Hey we're the authors, we can kill you...
ALEX: Don't get her started....
AND NOW BACK TO OUR WEIRD FANFIC......
....was in terrible danger.
"We've got to save our friend!" cried Ky.
"Friend?!" snorted Sai.
(Note from Dalil: Sai, shut up!)
But no one really payed attention to this last comment because, like Erin, they had been foolish, and gotten sucked into the world of data.
(MIMI: Dating?)
(ANGEL: Mimi, shut up, that's getting really old!)
"Argh!" Kami cried as the bullet slowly went threw her skin and... came out the other way.
"NO!" cried Emanuel, not liking to be a failure, especially something as important as a life.
"Wut the...?" said Kami.
"Wut the...?" said Emanuel. "You're kinda supposed to be dead right now!"
"Well, I'm kinda not!" Kami replied.
"Well, how did you live?" he asked stunned.
"Because they're not real digimon!" Kami laughed. "They're... movie things!"
Emanuel was in disbeleif.
"Wut?" was all he could manage.
"Look," said Kami. "There. It's an old movie theater."
"Damn! You're right! And look, there it says NOW PLAYING: Evil Digimon attacking Kami, Emanuel, Salamon, and Kalymon!"
"God, we're dumb!" exclaimed Salamon.
"We're?! You're!" Kalymon protested. (Note, ppl are wondering how to pronounce Kalymon's name. It's KA-ly-min.)
"Wait, what's that?" Kami jerked to attention at the sign of a golden light.
"It's... it's... MINE!!!!!!" said George W. Bush.
"No, MINE!!!!" screamed Jean Chretien.
"No, MINE!" yelled Osama bin Laden.
(Sorry, we're learning about boring disputes in class. Couldn't help ourselves.)
"Screw off!" cried Emanuel, and started slicing Goerge W. Bush.
"Go away!" screamed Kami, and started kicking Jean Chretien.
And of course, Kalymon and Salamon just started attacking Osama bin Laden.
(No offence, all peeps who may be offended.)
And shortly, they were all dead, and boring Mrs. O'Neihle will never lecture about them again.
"OK, that was a really strange couple of appearances," mumbled Kami.
And without any more adue they ran towards the light.
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So, how you likes? We personally think it deserves plenty of reviews. Our friends here are.....
SAI: FRIENDS?!!!! OK, in the next exciting chapter, we have: Sai, Live or Die?
MIMI: I'm too young to date....
DALIL: Shut up!
ANGEL: In the next exciting episode, we have: Sai and Mimi, Live or Die?
Angel: Hi peeps! Thanx to the people who reviewed! Ton o' stuff in this chapter! Plus really weird appearances. You'll see.....
Dalil: Hee hee, it was MY idea....
Angel: No, it was MINE!
Dalil: MINE!
Angel: MINE!
Dalil: OK, Angel came up with the idea of the guest but I came up with how to fit them in. Forgive us for this pointless interruption in your fanfic we put...
Note to disclaimer:
Angel: We don't own digimon, the special guest, Teletubbies, Spiderman....
Dalil: And Angel would like to own Mark Sainte-Paule. (Oh God, I hope he's not reading this...)
Angel: Oh, thanks a lot Dalil.....
OK... the story starts in 3.... 2.... 1.... NOW!
Kami and Emanuel stood there, surrounded by the millions of evil digimon. Emanuel usually didn't get scared. Neither did Kami. But, of course, this time we must excuse them, because like al-Qaeda members, maniac geniuses, and Teletubbies, evil digimon are not something you want to be surrounded by.
"Aiiieee!" Emanuel lept up and sliced one with his sword. (It was named the Nameless, but it obviously had a name if it was called something, so a debate of whether it had a name or not would be very frustrating and pointless.) Except it didn't slice. The digimon just continued walking closer.
"What the....?" screamed Kami, punching one. She tried a strike, then a punch, then a kick. Her reddish hair swirled around as she tried each TaeKwon-Do move the little twelve-year-old knew. Her motto was 'Small stuff kicks butts'. But that was an inapropriate motto, because she had never onced kicked a butt. She had kicked soccer balls, kicking pads, younger brothers, and annoying people, but never a butt. She was in green belt, for getting rid of bullies, as she was short. But unfortuantely, Sage Jirugi (TaeKwon-Do pattern, inside joke) wasn't working.
"Argh!" she shrieked as the digimon aimed its missile right towards her heart. Emanuel was fast, but not fast enough. The bullet penetrated into her skin.
**************************************************************************** **
"So we're the digidestined," the blond haired Ky repeated Keileen's last sentance.
"I guess," Jenn shook her light-brown curly ponytail.
"We? As in a team? OK, I've quit already!" Sai wrinkled her nose. She wrapped a finger around her fringed short red hair.
"You can't quit," Capria told the impatient Sai.
"I can do what I want," Sai told her.
"Whatever you do, you're always a digidestined. You can't escape it. You can't decide against it. It's in you, and your decisions hold the fate of many," Capria told her.
"Fate? Decisions? Are we supposed to be super heros or something?" radical Keileen asked. Her long pink hair shone in the sunlight.
"You could put it that way...." Capria said.
"Can I be Spiderman?" interrupted Remi.
"I wanna be Spiderman!" cried Jordan.
"I know, we'll flip a coin for Spiderman," said Ky.
"You guys are morons," said Sai.
"You're just full of compliments, aren't you?" Travis said sarcastically.
"I'm not trying to make you mad, it just comes natually," Sai made a reply grinning evily.
"Whu...." began Travis.
"Don't get her started," Alex advised.
Now as these people were arguing, no one noticed that Erin had slipped away. Away from all the others, and close to a window. She looked out it. All she could see was light. She opened it. Not a wise move.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried as she started getting sucked in.
"Omigawd! Erin!" Jenn screamed.
So this big crowd of arguing people finally snapped into real life realizing that their friend...
SAI: (interrupting) Friend? She is NOT my friend!
DALIL: Shut up!
SAI: Make me.....
ANGEL: Hey we're the authors, we can kill you...
ALEX: Don't get her started....
AND NOW BACK TO OUR WEIRD FANFIC......
....was in terrible danger.
"We've got to save our friend!" cried Ky.
"Friend?!" snorted Sai.
(Note from Dalil: Sai, shut up!)
But no one really payed attention to this last comment because, like Erin, they had been foolish, and gotten sucked into the world of data.
(MIMI: Dating?)
(ANGEL: Mimi, shut up, that's getting really old!)
"Argh!" Kami cried as the bullet slowly went threw her skin and... came out the other way.
"NO!" cried Emanuel, not liking to be a failure, especially something as important as a life.
"Wut the...?" said Kami.
"Wut the...?" said Emanuel. "You're kinda supposed to be dead right now!"
"Well, I'm kinda not!" Kami replied.
"Well, how did you live?" he asked stunned.
"Because they're not real digimon!" Kami laughed. "They're... movie things!"
Emanuel was in disbeleif.
"Wut?" was all he could manage.
"Look," said Kami. "There. It's an old movie theater."
"Damn! You're right! And look, there it says NOW PLAYING: Evil Digimon attacking Kami, Emanuel, Salamon, and Kalymon!"
"God, we're dumb!" exclaimed Salamon.
"We're?! You're!" Kalymon protested. (Note, ppl are wondering how to pronounce Kalymon's name. It's KA-ly-min.)
"Wait, what's that?" Kami jerked to attention at the sign of a golden light.
"It's... it's... MINE!!!!!!" said George W. Bush.
"No, MINE!!!!" screamed Jean Chretien.
"No, MINE!" yelled Osama bin Laden.
(Sorry, we're learning about boring disputes in class. Couldn't help ourselves.)
"Screw off!" cried Emanuel, and started slicing Goerge W. Bush.
"Go away!" screamed Kami, and started kicking Jean Chretien.
And of course, Kalymon and Salamon just started attacking Osama bin Laden.
(No offence, all peeps who may be offended.)
And shortly, they were all dead, and boring Mrs. O'Neihle will never lecture about them again.
"OK, that was a really strange couple of appearances," mumbled Kami.
And without any more adue they ran towards the light.
**************************************************************************** **
So, how you likes? We personally think it deserves plenty of reviews. Our friends here are.....
SAI: FRIENDS?!!!! OK, in the next exciting chapter, we have: Sai, Live or Die?
MIMI: I'm too young to date....
DALIL: Shut up!
ANGEL: In the next exciting episode, we have: Sai and Mimi, Live or Die?