A/N: I'm doing a parody of a stupid story I found here by Dulcinea called The Raven. Look it up for a laugh.

*******Start Idiocy*

Senior Year of College W00t!

My 21st birthday was coming up, and boy was I excited. I didn't get anything last year but this year I had my heart set on those cool nike snowshoes. I like to think I'm something of a trendsetter, after all, and those snowshoes are just so cool. Anyway, I have no friends so I just sit and talk to my sneakers, so if I get the snowshoes from a nonexistent friend I can have a real tea party! I sighed and plopped like poop onto my bed, and I feel asleep quickly, thanks to the cocktail of crack and weed!

~dream~
Once again I was in the form of a rodent. A Bat to be exact. I was flying over a group of people. Two I saw were dirty looking guys but the rest I had no idea about. because in my modern life I've never seen anything like a hobbit or Elf, so I was like all gabberflasted. So my bat sense was tingling and before I knew it, I let out a turd on one of the dudes below. Every now and then one of the as I liked to call them would look up into the sky and it was just as he tilted his face up that my turd poked him in the eye.

Mordor curse you! he wailed and I flew away before he could shoot me with his arrow.
~end dream~