A/N: I'm doing a parody of a stupid story I found here by Dulcinea called The Raven. Look it up for a laugh.

*******Start Idiocy*

Fellowship and a stranger

Every night I would have those damned creepy dreams of the guys on their way to Mordor. It didn't sound like a fun place. Maybe if they called it Mordorland or something... The wonderful wacky world or Mordorland? Anyhoo, so I had no clue why these dudes were on their quest... mission... thing but let me tell you, it was great spying on them. After I pooped on the bow and arrow guy he kept an eye out for me, but I managed to get pretty close withouth him seeing me. Heh, I'm sooo cool.

I caught one of the dirty humans bathing and he was all singing in a pond about his horn, but one of the midget dudes chased me away. I think he wanted to see what fried bat tasted like.

So anyway, I got to know them all and saw where they lived and stuff, and I really thought they were cool. Then again, when you don't have any friends and you smell like cheese people don't really like you. But anyway i felt like I belonged with them, because even though they couldn't see me, this is the first time in my life that i was so close to a guy without being decked and laughed at.

I pulled my damp hair into a know on the top of my head and crossed the room to the widow (A/N: She really misspelled window'.) The moon was bright as a glowstick. I touched the mini dream catcher around my neck, disregarding the fact that dream catchers were made by native americans and there is no plausible way my father could've gotten his hands on one to give it to me. So like, I missed him so much.

I heard the door open and my roomate Julie stormed in, not bothering to close to door behind her fat ass.

Hey bitch, nice pajamas! she sneered.

Leave me alone! I whinged.

Julie put on her night gown. Kill yourself, geek!

~dream~
Whoa, How'd I get this edress. Wow. Oops, I can't get the zipper... up... [grunt, pant] So like I'm walking in the forest by the campus and see a river. But being as the river is by campus it's got all toilet paper in it and beer bottles. Man it smells like pee.
Suddenly this dude comes out of the bushes sipping up his weird pants. He looked confused until he sees me.
Hey you sexy thang! he says as he stumbled closer.

Damn he was hot but I left my breathmints at home and I was having a vomity taste in my mouth so I was out like a bat out of hell. I'm sooo cool!
~end dream~