The Time Cheese fries went bad
Ch. 2
~~~~~5 months later~~~~~
The remaining members of the fellowship, who was everyone except Aragorn, Boromir and a some guy named Bob, were contently eating Corn dogs. But Legolas was eating a Boca burger because he was a vegetarian. Then Gandalf ran in and shouted, "Guess what everybody????? The ring has been destroyed!" Everyone was happy for about a minute, then they went back to eating food. Then some anonymous man ran in and shouted "But what happened to the king?!?!?!?" He asked. "He ran away 5 months ago looking for a cure for laryngitis." Said Gimli matter of factly. He was wearing nothing but a loincloth. "Ohhhh! So that's were he went." Said the rest of the fellowship who just assumed he was using the bathroom. "Why not make Gondor a democracy?" Merry suggested. "Ok. Let's vote! Who votes for me?!?!?!" Legolas said. One person raised their hand. "Yea! I win!" And everyone went along with it. "Can I be your first Lady?" asked Gimli. "Sure why not." And they were happily married.
The End
~~~~~5 months later~~~~~
The remaining members of the fellowship, who was everyone except Aragorn, Boromir and a some guy named Bob, were contently eating Corn dogs. But Legolas was eating a Boca burger because he was a vegetarian. Then Gandalf ran in and shouted, "Guess what everybody????? The ring has been destroyed!" Everyone was happy for about a minute, then they went back to eating food. Then some anonymous man ran in and shouted "But what happened to the king?!?!?!?" He asked. "He ran away 5 months ago looking for a cure for laryngitis." Said Gimli matter of factly. He was wearing nothing but a loincloth. "Ohhhh! So that's were he went." Said the rest of the fellowship who just assumed he was using the bathroom. "Why not make Gondor a democracy?" Merry suggested. "Ok. Let's vote! Who votes for me?!?!?!" Legolas said. One person raised their hand. "Yea! I win!" And everyone went along with it. "Can I be your first Lady?" asked Gimli. "Sure why not." And they were happily married.
The End