The Time Cheese Fries went Bad
Epilogue
What Happened to the Fellowship 5 years later
Legolas- was impeached and a ham sandwich took office.
Gimli- moved to Switzerland and divorced Legolas. He is now happily married to a sheep.
Aragorn- was eaten by wolves and the body was uncovered three years later.
Gandalf- opened a dancing school for elegant young ladies.
Merry- became a Spanish translator and currently works for the ham sandwich who rules Rivendell.
Pippin- became the creator of a successful line of deodorant.
Frodo- died and went to hell AKA where the woodbine twineth.
Sam- married the Pony, bill ferny. They now have four children and Sam is currently carrying a fifth.
Elrond- became a Broadway actor and currently is in Cats as Rum tum tiger.
Arwen- Became a fashion designer. Her new line on 100% soda can made bras are now available at a store near you.
Galadriel- Became a pig farmer.
Celeborn- converted to Judaism.
Haldir- Currently writes the books for dummies.
Tom Bombadil- Became a professional pole dancer.
Goldberry- became a successful lawyer.
Farmer Maggot- became the president of the Dum-Dum lollipop inc.
Elladan & Elrohir- were voted teen people's twins of the year. They started their own show with Oprah, called Twin Talk and Oprah. They are currently dating Mary Kate and Ashley.
Feanor- was reincarnated into a 12 year old girl who lives in a New York City suburb.
Thranduil- overshadowed by the success of his son is currently in exile.
Bilbo- died and joined Frodo where the woodbine twineth.
Eowyn & Faramir- are currently in a threesome with Elton John.
Eomer- currently resides in the psychiatric wing of Saint John's hospital. The last time the author talked to him he was going on and on about the squid on the ceiling.
Sauron- came back to life and is now a successful interior designer and is currently dating Nicole Kidman.
Glorfindel- became Amish.
Sarumaun- joined Bilbo and Frodo where the woodbine twineth.
Barliman Butterbur- realized he was Goth. He is currently on the Trim Spa plan.
What Happened to the Fellowship 5 years later
Legolas- was impeached and a ham sandwich took office.
Gimli- moved to Switzerland and divorced Legolas. He is now happily married to a sheep.
Aragorn- was eaten by wolves and the body was uncovered three years later.
Gandalf- opened a dancing school for elegant young ladies.
Merry- became a Spanish translator and currently works for the ham sandwich who rules Rivendell.
Pippin- became the creator of a successful line of deodorant.
Frodo- died and went to hell AKA where the woodbine twineth.
Sam- married the Pony, bill ferny. They now have four children and Sam is currently carrying a fifth.
Elrond- became a Broadway actor and currently is in Cats as Rum tum tiger.
Arwen- Became a fashion designer. Her new line on 100% soda can made bras are now available at a store near you.
Galadriel- Became a pig farmer.
Celeborn- converted to Judaism.
Haldir- Currently writes the books for dummies.
Tom Bombadil- Became a professional pole dancer.
Goldberry- became a successful lawyer.
Farmer Maggot- became the president of the Dum-Dum lollipop inc.
Elladan & Elrohir- were voted teen people's twins of the year. They started their own show with Oprah, called Twin Talk and Oprah. They are currently dating Mary Kate and Ashley.
Feanor- was reincarnated into a 12 year old girl who lives in a New York City suburb.
Thranduil- overshadowed by the success of his son is currently in exile.
Bilbo- died and joined Frodo where the woodbine twineth.
Eowyn & Faramir- are currently in a threesome with Elton John.
Eomer- currently resides in the psychiatric wing of Saint John's hospital. The last time the author talked to him he was going on and on about the squid on the ceiling.
Sauron- came back to life and is now a successful interior designer and is currently dating Nicole Kidman.
Glorfindel- became Amish.
Sarumaun- joined Bilbo and Frodo where the woodbine twineth.
Barliman Butterbur- realized he was Goth. He is currently on the Trim Spa plan.