Instructor Zell
Since this is my first fanfic, lemme just get some things straight.
When something is written by itself like this, I, the narrator, am saying it or a character is doing it. If somthing is written by itself in ( ), I'm still saying it.
But if something is written in ( ) after a character's name, that character is thinking it.
And ******* represents a scene ending. *In front and back of a sentence represents action*.
By the way, please go easy on me since this is my first time! Thnx ^_^'...
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Our story begins in Headmaster Cid's office/bridge. Cid and Edea are sitting around going over SeeD reports.
Cid: *going over Zell's report* You know, I think Zell could use a broadening of his educational horizon. Why don't we try making him an instructor? Now that Quistis is no longer one, we need a new instructor.
Edea: *looks up from Fujin's concise report* Dear, have you been at the Chocobo food again? You know what those amnesia greens do to you.
Cid: Of course not...who are you again? OH MY GOD, IT'S THE SORCERESS!!!
Edea: *Slaps forehead* Oy veigh......
*******
Zell is walking along the hallway with Squall and Selphie.
*bing bing bing biiing...*
Cid (over loudspeaker): Zell, report to my office immediately!
*bing bing bing biiing...*
Zell: Oh man! I wonder if he found out about that hotdog I dropped in the fountain...
Squall: ....whatever.
Selphie: Wow, you must be in super-duper-mega trouble!
Random student: (And they think we always say the same things...)
Zell takes the elevator to Cid's office.
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Zell: I'm sorry about the hotdog, the water only looks a little reddish!!!
Edea: *to Cid* Are you sure about this?
Cid *to Edea* Trust me.
Cid: Sit down, Zell.
*Zell sits on the floor, as there aren't any chairs or stuff in the office/bridge*
Cid: I have good news. You are going to be promoted to an instructor.
Zell: OOOOOHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!
Cid: Zell, being an instructor is a serious responsibility.
Zell: Don't worry about that, you know how responsible I am!
Edea: *cough* (Yes Zell, we certainly do...)
Cid: *Elbows Edea* Zell, please report to the 2nd floor classroom for your first class.
Zell: I won't dissapoint you!
Edea: *snickers*
Cid draws Silence from Edea and casts it on her.
Edea: *pouts*
Zell takes the elevator back down to the 2nd floor classroom.
Cid casts Esuna on Edea.
Cid: Sorry about that dear, but you know how tight the budget is, what with repairs to Garden and all. We just don't have the money to get more instructors.
Edea: I understand, I'll try to be more supportive of Zell. (He'll need all the support he can get...)
*******
Squall, Selphie, Irvine, Rajin, Fujin, Seifer, Rinoa, Ellone, and some random students are all sitting at their consoles around the room. Quistis is mysteriously missing.
Irvine: I heard we're getting a new instructor today! I wonder if it's a cute single chick...
Selphie kicks Irvine in the shin.
Irvine: Yeeow!!! Sorry Sefie!
Squall: .......
Fujin: ASSES.
Zell suddenly walks in. He is carrying a hotdog in his pocket (yup, his pocket).
Zell: Hey, class, I'm your new instructor! WHO'S THE MAN!?! OH YEAH!
Seifer: *to Rajin and Fujin* the chicken-wuss is our instructor!?
The three snicker loudly.
Zell: I heard that Seifer! One more comment and you'll be going straight to Cid's office!
Seifer pouts.
Zell takes out the hotdog and starts eating it.
Zell: To be fair, anything I have to eat the class can have too!
Everyone takes out the hotdogs they happened to have in their pockets.
Everyone except Seifer finishes eating at the same time Zell does.
Zell: SEIFER!!! You aren't allowed to have a hotdog in here, since I don't! GO TO THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE!!! (Man I always wanted to do that!)
Seifer: Rajin, Fujin! Help me out here!
Fujin: NEGATIVE.
Rajin: Yeah, we're on the discipline commitee, ya know? We can't interfere in this or else we'll lose our jobs, ya know?!
Seifer: Bah, some posse you are.
Seifer storms out of the room.
Zell: Now, where were we? Oh yeah, I need to take attendance.
Squall: Whatever...
Irvine: I'm right here! *winks at Ellone*
Selphie kicks Irvine in the crotch.
Selphie: Super-duper-mega-ultra-hyper here!
Rinoa: Heeeere!
Rajin: Here, ya know?
Fujin: PRESENT.
Ellone: Past!
Zell: Where's Quistis? I guess I have to write that she cut class...
The bell rings.
Zell: Ok everyone, go to your next class!
*******
It's algebra class. Selphie, Ellone, Rajin, Fujin, and Laguna are seated around the room.
Zell: Welcome to algebra everyone! Just to let you all know, Mr. Laguna will be joining us today, because he couldn't do the higher math.
Laguna: *Turning red* WHY NOT JUST TELL ALL OF ESTHAR!?! Ouch...my leg's cramping up!
Zell: E hem... Today we'll learn more about positive and negative numbers. But first let's go over the homework from yesterday. (Damn, I forgot to do it? Oh well, I'm the instructor so no one'll know...)
Everyone hands in the homework.
Zell: Good, you all did the homework.
A few minutes later Zell is done looking at the homework.
Zell: Hmmm...Ellone, it seems you have a problem here. All your answers are negative numbers!
Ellone: Sorry instructor, I guess my power doesn't make a very good calculator.
Zell: And Selphie, you only found positive numbers!
Selphie: Well I always have to look on the bright side! What do you want from me!? I always fail algebra!!!
Zell: Maybe Irvine can "tutor" you...heh...anyway, other then that you all did good, except for Laguna who got everything wrong.
Fujin: HEH.
Laguna: Crap...the next lowest math class is at the orphanage...
The bell rings.
Zell: Next class!
*******
It's history class. Ellone, Squall, and Rajin are sitting around the room. Ellone is sitting next to Rajin.
Zell: Time for history!
Zell rants on and on about the ancient Centra civillization.
Zell: Now I have to give you guys a test I guess.
Squall: ...whatever.
Rajin: Yeah, like whatever ya know?
Zell: Umm..ok....
Zell passes out the test.
Zell: No talking during the test!
Everyone starts working.
Ellone: *shuts her eyes and concentrates*
Rajin: *whispers* Yeah now I get it, ya know?
Zell: Ellone! Stop using your power to help Rajin cheat! You both fail!
Ellone: Damn, I failed another history test...
Zell: Ok! Everyone stop working and hand in the test!
Zell looks over the tests.
Zell: Congratulations, Squall, you scored 100%!
Squall: Whatever...
Ellone: Show off.
The bell rings.
Zell: Next!
*******
It's Galbadian class. (We're just going to ASSUME that Galbadian is like French. Becasue i can't speak a word of Galbadian. ASSUME IT NOW! Thank you.) Fujin, Rajin, Squall, Selphie, Rinoa, and Irvine are seated.
Zell: Now it's time for you all to learn how to speak Galbadian!
Zell asks "How are you?" in Galbadian/French.
Zell: Now, everyone repeat that with your partner!
Selphie and Irvine, Squall and Rinoa, and Rajin and Fujin are partners.
Irvine: *to Selphie* Baiser moi!!!!!
Selphie: *Slaps Irvine* Super-duper-mega gross!!!
Rinoa: *to Squall* Ca'va?
Squall: ...quoitoujours.
Rinoa: MESQUINIE!!!
Fujin: *to Rajin* E'TAT?
Rajin: Tres bien, tu savoir?
Zell: Very good!
*Narrator's note: See the end of the fic for the translation of the above conversations :)*
Suddenly there is a loud noise, suspiciously like an explosion, from above the room comign from Cid's office.
Rajin: Sounds like Edea's possesed again, ya know?
Fujin: SEIFER?
Rajin: Fujin's tryin ta say "Seifer's still up there". I gotta tell you 'cause she can only say one word per sentence, ya know?
Fujin: RAGE!!!
Zell: Hmm...I NEVER imagined Edea would get possesed again at the same time I happened to send Seifer up there...nope, not me! *snickers*
Another explosion is heard from above, followed by a loud scream.
Zell: Hmm, guess that was the bell. Gotta get that thing fixed. OH MAN, LUNCH TIME!!!
Zell runs out of his class before anyone else.
*******
Zell is walking down a dark corridor on the way to the cafeteria.
Zell: Sure is creepy here.
Mysterious voice: Hahaha....
Zell: The hell? What was that?
Mysterious voice: First they take away my job, then they replace me with YOU! I will...have my REVENGE!!!
A figure steps out of the shadows...it is all dressed in purple. A golden half-sun is behind its head...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
Here's the translations from Galbadian/French class:
Irvine: *to Selphie* Baiser moi!!!!! (Kiss me)
Selphie: *Slaps Irvine* Super-duper-mega gross!!! (Selphie-talk)
Rinoa: *to Squall* Ca'va? (how are you?)
Squall: ...quoitoujours. (whatever)
Rinoa: MESQUINIE!!! (MEANIE!!!)
Fujin: *to Rajin* E'TAT? (STATUS?)
Rajin: Tres bien, tu savoir? (Very good, you know?)
REVEIW THIS!!! If you want more give it good reveiws! Thanks for reading my first fanfic ^__^'!!
Since this is my first fanfic, lemme just get some things straight.
When something is written by itself like this, I, the narrator, am saying it or a character is doing it. If somthing is written by itself in ( ), I'm still saying it.
But if something is written in ( ) after a character's name, that character is thinking it.
And ******* represents a scene ending. *In front and back of a sentence represents action*.
By the way, please go easy on me since this is my first time! Thnx ^_^'...
*******
Our story begins in Headmaster Cid's office/bridge. Cid and Edea are sitting around going over SeeD reports.
Cid: *going over Zell's report* You know, I think Zell could use a broadening of his educational horizon. Why don't we try making him an instructor? Now that Quistis is no longer one, we need a new instructor.
Edea: *looks up from Fujin's concise report* Dear, have you been at the Chocobo food again? You know what those amnesia greens do to you.
Cid: Of course not...who are you again? OH MY GOD, IT'S THE SORCERESS!!!
Edea: *Slaps forehead* Oy veigh......
*******
Zell is walking along the hallway with Squall and Selphie.
*bing bing bing biiing...*
Cid (over loudspeaker): Zell, report to my office immediately!
*bing bing bing biiing...*
Zell: Oh man! I wonder if he found out about that hotdog I dropped in the fountain...
Squall: ....whatever.
Selphie: Wow, you must be in super-duper-mega trouble!
Random student: (And they think we always say the same things...)
Zell takes the elevator to Cid's office.
*******
Zell: I'm sorry about the hotdog, the water only looks a little reddish!!!
Edea: *to Cid* Are you sure about this?
Cid *to Edea* Trust me.
Cid: Sit down, Zell.
*Zell sits on the floor, as there aren't any chairs or stuff in the office/bridge*
Cid: I have good news. You are going to be promoted to an instructor.
Zell: OOOOOHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!
Cid: Zell, being an instructor is a serious responsibility.
Zell: Don't worry about that, you know how responsible I am!
Edea: *cough* (Yes Zell, we certainly do...)
Cid: *Elbows Edea* Zell, please report to the 2nd floor classroom for your first class.
Zell: I won't dissapoint you!
Edea: *snickers*
Cid draws Silence from Edea and casts it on her.
Edea: *pouts*
Zell takes the elevator back down to the 2nd floor classroom.
Cid casts Esuna on Edea.
Cid: Sorry about that dear, but you know how tight the budget is, what with repairs to Garden and all. We just don't have the money to get more instructors.
Edea: I understand, I'll try to be more supportive of Zell. (He'll need all the support he can get...)
*******
Squall, Selphie, Irvine, Rajin, Fujin, Seifer, Rinoa, Ellone, and some random students are all sitting at their consoles around the room. Quistis is mysteriously missing.
Irvine: I heard we're getting a new instructor today! I wonder if it's a cute single chick...
Selphie kicks Irvine in the shin.
Irvine: Yeeow!!! Sorry Sefie!
Squall: .......
Fujin: ASSES.
Zell suddenly walks in. He is carrying a hotdog in his pocket (yup, his pocket).
Zell: Hey, class, I'm your new instructor! WHO'S THE MAN!?! OH YEAH!
Seifer: *to Rajin and Fujin* the chicken-wuss is our instructor!?
The three snicker loudly.
Zell: I heard that Seifer! One more comment and you'll be going straight to Cid's office!
Seifer pouts.
Zell takes out the hotdog and starts eating it.
Zell: To be fair, anything I have to eat the class can have too!
Everyone takes out the hotdogs they happened to have in their pockets.
Everyone except Seifer finishes eating at the same time Zell does.
Zell: SEIFER!!! You aren't allowed to have a hotdog in here, since I don't! GO TO THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE!!! (Man I always wanted to do that!)
Seifer: Rajin, Fujin! Help me out here!
Fujin: NEGATIVE.
Rajin: Yeah, we're on the discipline commitee, ya know? We can't interfere in this or else we'll lose our jobs, ya know?!
Seifer: Bah, some posse you are.
Seifer storms out of the room.
Zell: Now, where were we? Oh yeah, I need to take attendance.
Squall: Whatever...
Irvine: I'm right here! *winks at Ellone*
Selphie kicks Irvine in the crotch.
Selphie: Super-duper-mega-ultra-hyper here!
Rinoa: Heeeere!
Rajin: Here, ya know?
Fujin: PRESENT.
Ellone: Past!
Zell: Where's Quistis? I guess I have to write that she cut class...
The bell rings.
Zell: Ok everyone, go to your next class!
*******
It's algebra class. Selphie, Ellone, Rajin, Fujin, and Laguna are seated around the room.
Zell: Welcome to algebra everyone! Just to let you all know, Mr. Laguna will be joining us today, because he couldn't do the higher math.
Laguna: *Turning red* WHY NOT JUST TELL ALL OF ESTHAR!?! Ouch...my leg's cramping up!
Zell: E hem... Today we'll learn more about positive and negative numbers. But first let's go over the homework from yesterday. (Damn, I forgot to do it? Oh well, I'm the instructor so no one'll know...)
Everyone hands in the homework.
Zell: Good, you all did the homework.
A few minutes later Zell is done looking at the homework.
Zell: Hmmm...Ellone, it seems you have a problem here. All your answers are negative numbers!
Ellone: Sorry instructor, I guess my power doesn't make a very good calculator.
Zell: And Selphie, you only found positive numbers!
Selphie: Well I always have to look on the bright side! What do you want from me!? I always fail algebra!!!
Zell: Maybe Irvine can "tutor" you...heh...anyway, other then that you all did good, except for Laguna who got everything wrong.
Fujin: HEH.
Laguna: Crap...the next lowest math class is at the orphanage...
The bell rings.
Zell: Next class!
*******
It's history class. Ellone, Squall, and Rajin are sitting around the room. Ellone is sitting next to Rajin.
Zell: Time for history!
Zell rants on and on about the ancient Centra civillization.
Zell: Now I have to give you guys a test I guess.
Squall: ...whatever.
Rajin: Yeah, like whatever ya know?
Zell: Umm..ok....
Zell passes out the test.
Zell: No talking during the test!
Everyone starts working.
Ellone: *shuts her eyes and concentrates*
Rajin: *whispers* Yeah now I get it, ya know?
Zell: Ellone! Stop using your power to help Rajin cheat! You both fail!
Ellone: Damn, I failed another history test...
Zell: Ok! Everyone stop working and hand in the test!
Zell looks over the tests.
Zell: Congratulations, Squall, you scored 100%!
Squall: Whatever...
Ellone: Show off.
The bell rings.
Zell: Next!
*******
It's Galbadian class. (We're just going to ASSUME that Galbadian is like French. Becasue i can't speak a word of Galbadian. ASSUME IT NOW! Thank you.) Fujin, Rajin, Squall, Selphie, Rinoa, and Irvine are seated.
Zell: Now it's time for you all to learn how to speak Galbadian!
Zell asks "How are you?" in Galbadian/French.
Zell: Now, everyone repeat that with your partner!
Selphie and Irvine, Squall and Rinoa, and Rajin and Fujin are partners.
Irvine: *to Selphie* Baiser moi!!!!!
Selphie: *Slaps Irvine* Super-duper-mega gross!!!
Rinoa: *to Squall* Ca'va?
Squall: ...quoitoujours.
Rinoa: MESQUINIE!!!
Fujin: *to Rajin* E'TAT?
Rajin: Tres bien, tu savoir?
Zell: Very good!
*Narrator's note: See the end of the fic for the translation of the above conversations :)*
Suddenly there is a loud noise, suspiciously like an explosion, from above the room comign from Cid's office.
Rajin: Sounds like Edea's possesed again, ya know?
Fujin: SEIFER?
Rajin: Fujin's tryin ta say "Seifer's still up there". I gotta tell you 'cause she can only say one word per sentence, ya know?
Fujin: RAGE!!!
Zell: Hmm...I NEVER imagined Edea would get possesed again at the same time I happened to send Seifer up there...nope, not me! *snickers*
Another explosion is heard from above, followed by a loud scream.
Zell: Hmm, guess that was the bell. Gotta get that thing fixed. OH MAN, LUNCH TIME!!!
Zell runs out of his class before anyone else.
*******
Zell is walking down a dark corridor on the way to the cafeteria.
Zell: Sure is creepy here.
Mysterious voice: Hahaha....
Zell: The hell? What was that?
Mysterious voice: First they take away my job, then they replace me with YOU! I will...have my REVENGE!!!
A figure steps out of the shadows...it is all dressed in purple. A golden half-sun is behind its head...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
Here's the translations from Galbadian/French class:
Irvine: *to Selphie* Baiser moi!!!!! (Kiss me)
Selphie: *Slaps Irvine* Super-duper-mega gross!!! (Selphie-talk)
Rinoa: *to Squall* Ca'va? (how are you?)
Squall: ...quoitoujours. (whatever)
Rinoa: MESQUINIE!!! (MEANIE!!!)
Fujin: *to Rajin* E'TAT? (STATUS?)
Rajin: Tres bien, tu savoir? (Very good, you know?)
REVEIW THIS!!! If you want more give it good reveiws! Thanks for reading my first fanfic ^__^'!!