Instructor Zell
Chapter II
Succesion of Witches
*Finishes drooling over the fact that my first reveiw was good*
Yup since someone wanted it here it is, part 2 of Instructor Zell. Note that this isn't as centered on humor as the first part was, but the plot has to start somewhere. After this it'll get funnier again ^_^'...
BTW, from now on I'll refer to myself as Cecil when I say something in a story (unless of course Cecil is actually IN the story, in which I'll either figure something out or just keep my mouth shut :).
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The figure steps out of the shadows. It is revealed to be none other than...
Zell: Quistis?!?
Quistis: Yes, Zell, it's me. I've come for revenge!!
Zell: But...you're a sorceress!
Quistis: Very observant of you Zell. A sorceress is with me, yes. But I am doing this of my own will.
Zell: But why would a sorceress choose you and not Rinoa?
A brick falls on Zell's head.
Cecil: Don't worry about that, moron.
Zell: Ok, ok, geez...
Quistis: I am not alone in this endeavor. Soon, we who lurk in dark places will have our REVENGE on this entire Garden!!!
Quistis cackles evily and vanishes in a flash of light.
Zell: What the hell was that all about? I'd better go tell Squall and the others...
*******
After Zell tells Squall what happened, the group discuss it in Squall's dormitory.
Selphie: What sorceress could be in control of Quisty?
Zell: I don't think the sorceress is is controlling her...it sounds like they're working together. It's all my fault for taking her job!!! *punches the floor*
Irvine: Why didn't the sorceress take Rinoa instead?
A brick teeters dangerously from somewhere above.
Zell (nervously): I don't think we have to worry about Rinoa. *rubs head where the brick hit*
Squall: What about Seifer...
Irvine: Oh yeah! Edea is probably posessed too! We'd better go check on Cid and Edea. Cmon, Sefie!
Selphie and Irvine walk out hand-in-hand.
Squall: ... (What sorceress from the future could be using Edea and Quistis? I thought Ultimecia was the last one...Will our fighting never end? What is the meaning of life? Is the universe open or closed? Could it possibly be more obvious that Irvine and Selphie have it going on?!)
Squall's eyes start to glaze over.
Rinoa: *Sighs and snaps fingers*
Squall: Where am I? Oh, right, let's go.
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Squall, Irvine, Selphie, Rinoa, and Zell arrive in Cid's office/bridge. It's completely smashed up. Cid is trying in vain to pick up the rubble. The group doesn't salute. I mean come on, they went and spoke to Cid tons of times in the game and didn't SALUTE every time.
Squall: Sir, what happened here?
Cid: I don't know!
Squall: (There's another first...)
Cid: Edea and I were talking to Seifer about his eating problem...
Zell snickers.
Cid: ...when dude, she just kinda "flipped out", man. Dig it?
Squall's group sweatdrops.
Squall: Just get on with the story...SIR.
Cid: Eh hem...anyway she smashed up the room, took Seifer, and flew out the window! Oh my poor Edea...
Squall: She must be posessed again.
Zell: *mutters* must be the other sorceress Quistis was talking about...
Cid (cryptically): Ah, yes...alwasy two, there are. The master, and the apprentice.
Selphie: Ooooh, super-hyper mysterious! They must be alive in this time. Who could they be?
Cid (cryptically): Dangerous, this puzzle is. Tread carefully, you must.
Squall: *smacks Cid on the head* Man, what are you ON?....sir.
Cid: Sorry, I'm just not the same without my Edea to keep me focused...
Squall: Whatever...
Cid: Anyhow, here is your next mission. Find who the future sorceresses are in this time, and stop them at all costs........
*******
Next chapter: The Bright Idea.
An expedtion into the sorceress's "place of buisiness" ^_^.....
(Trust me, it'll me a lot funnier now that I have some place to take the plot.)
THE DARK SEED COMMANDITH YOU TO REVEIW!!!!! ^-^''''
Succesion of Witches
*Finishes drooling over the fact that my first reveiw was good*
Yup since someone wanted it here it is, part 2 of Instructor Zell. Note that this isn't as centered on humor as the first part was, but the plot has to start somewhere. After this it'll get funnier again ^_^'...
BTW, from now on I'll refer to myself as Cecil when I say something in a story (unless of course Cecil is actually IN the story, in which I'll either figure something out or just keep my mouth shut :).
*******
The figure steps out of the shadows. It is revealed to be none other than...
Zell: Quistis?!?
Quistis: Yes, Zell, it's me. I've come for revenge!!
Zell: But...you're a sorceress!
Quistis: Very observant of you Zell. A sorceress is with me, yes. But I am doing this of my own will.
Zell: But why would a sorceress choose you and not Rinoa?
A brick falls on Zell's head.
Cecil: Don't worry about that, moron.
Zell: Ok, ok, geez...
Quistis: I am not alone in this endeavor. Soon, we who lurk in dark places will have our REVENGE on this entire Garden!!!
Quistis cackles evily and vanishes in a flash of light.
Zell: What the hell was that all about? I'd better go tell Squall and the others...
*******
After Zell tells Squall what happened, the group discuss it in Squall's dormitory.
Selphie: What sorceress could be in control of Quisty?
Zell: I don't think the sorceress is is controlling her...it sounds like they're working together. It's all my fault for taking her job!!! *punches the floor*
Irvine: Why didn't the sorceress take Rinoa instead?
A brick teeters dangerously from somewhere above.
Zell (nervously): I don't think we have to worry about Rinoa. *rubs head where the brick hit*
Squall: What about Seifer...
Irvine: Oh yeah! Edea is probably posessed too! We'd better go check on Cid and Edea. Cmon, Sefie!
Selphie and Irvine walk out hand-in-hand.
Squall: ... (What sorceress from the future could be using Edea and Quistis? I thought Ultimecia was the last one...Will our fighting never end? What is the meaning of life? Is the universe open or closed? Could it possibly be more obvious that Irvine and Selphie have it going on?!)
Squall's eyes start to glaze over.
Rinoa: *Sighs and snaps fingers*
Squall: Where am I? Oh, right, let's go.
*******
Squall, Irvine, Selphie, Rinoa, and Zell arrive in Cid's office/bridge. It's completely smashed up. Cid is trying in vain to pick up the rubble. The group doesn't salute. I mean come on, they went and spoke to Cid tons of times in the game and didn't SALUTE every time.
Squall: Sir, what happened here?
Cid: I don't know!
Squall: (There's another first...)
Cid: Edea and I were talking to Seifer about his eating problem...
Zell snickers.
Cid: ...when dude, she just kinda "flipped out", man. Dig it?
Squall's group sweatdrops.
Squall: Just get on with the story...SIR.
Cid: Eh hem...anyway she smashed up the room, took Seifer, and flew out the window! Oh my poor Edea...
Squall: She must be posessed again.
Zell: *mutters* must be the other sorceress Quistis was talking about...
Cid (cryptically): Ah, yes...alwasy two, there are. The master, and the apprentice.
Selphie: Ooooh, super-hyper mysterious! They must be alive in this time. Who could they be?
Cid (cryptically): Dangerous, this puzzle is. Tread carefully, you must.
Squall: *smacks Cid on the head* Man, what are you ON?....sir.
Cid: Sorry, I'm just not the same without my Edea to keep me focused...
Squall: Whatever...
Cid: Anyhow, here is your next mission. Find who the future sorceresses are in this time, and stop them at all costs........
*******
Next chapter: The Bright Idea.
An expedtion into the sorceress's "place of buisiness" ^_^.....
(Trust me, it'll me a lot funnier now that I have some place to take the plot.)
THE DARK SEED COMMANDITH YOU TO REVEIW!!!!! ^-^''''