hello friends... welcome to part two of this amazing fic(no cockiness intended... unless of course you think I shouldddd be cocky) ^_^ :P now this is even better than the first part! :D
Vegeta: ::vegeta stares at the door behind him looking confused::
what the he-!
::the door bursts open and goku jumps in::
Goku: hey vegeta guess what!
Vegeta: ::goes to speak::
Goku: No time for that vegeta!
::slaps him::
I signed us up for suvivor!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: No need to thank me! by the way, i knew i didnt have much time so i went six towns over walking on my hands in slow motion. and got these!
::holds up a t-shirt which says 'my best pale vegeta' with a picture of goku hugging vegeta::
vegeta: ::twitch twitch::
Goku: ::puts a t-shirt on himself and vegeta::
vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: Ah vegeta ya look great!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: well gotta go, back sure you tell bulma and co! bye buddy!
::jumps into a oven and strangely lands in his front room::
ChiChi: Goku!?
Goku: no time to talk chichi gotta go tell everyone!
::runs off::
::mean while::
Vegeta: ::twitch twitch::
Bulma: ::walks in::
Vegeta!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Bulma: Oh... i'll leave now o.O'
::3 days later::
Bra: Mommy is daddy dead? o.o;
Bulma: no hunny he's just meditating...
Bra: Mommy
Bulma: yes hunny....
Bra: where do babies come from? o.o;
Bulma: .... shut up...
Vegeta: ::shudders::
ughhh
Bulma: vegeta?
::trunks walks in::
Vegeta: ::twitch::
bulma... kids.... we might be playing survivor -.-;
Bulma: whaaaa!?
kids: woohoo!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
::by now goku has told everyone::
Goku: ::sat down in his fav chair::
::a letter comes throgh the post::
Goku: postie! ::runs to the door::
Goku ::picks up the letter looking puzzled::
Survivor!? Oo''' what the hell...
::opens it::
Goku: hmmmm
::reads the letter aloud::
congradulations Goku... you have been specially selected from milluons to be a contestant in suvivor... Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku and Goku.... woooowwwwww
wooooowwwwww! i gotta go tell everyone!
::runs to the phone::
Goku: hey vegeta guess what! we're all going on survivor!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: isnt that great!?
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: cya, i gotta tell everyone else!
::after many tellings everyone turns up at goku's house... expect the briefs family::
::at vegeta's house::
Bulma:: vegeta! vegeta!
::pulls on the still stunned and twitching mentally disabled vegeta::
we gotta go to goku for survivor!
Vegeta: huh wha!? survivor!?
::grits his teth and stares down at the t-shirt for a moment::
Bulma: vegeta...
::at Goku's house::
::rumble and a huge scream::
Goku: ohhh noooooo, vegeta must have reliezed he was late and got upset... poor guy.. all he wants to do is impress me...
Goku: if he knew the secret route like me!
::dives into the microwave::
::appears in vegeta's back garden::
Goku: awwww mannnn!
::runs into teh house and walks past vegeta::
Goku: hey vegeta!
::dives into a cookie tin::
::appears back in his kitchen::
Goku: ohhh, got the wrong thingy...
::dives in a box of cereal::
::appears inthe cookie boxnext to vegeta::
Goku: there perfect!
Goku: now!
::later everyone is at goku's house::
Goku: wait a minuteeee! we're meant to be at the survivor studio!
everyone: ::sweatdrop::
::later at the survivor studio::
Presenter: hey everyone! how are you.?! so your the survivor crew eh?
::everyone expect goku frowns at him, whilst goku is stood there drooling... and thinking about swimming in factor 15 sun tan lotion::
::everyone introduces themselves and tells him their real name::
Vegeta: Yesss... i didnt wanna come here...
::stands proud::
But i did...
Piccolo: hey krillin... ::whispers:: they the hell did we have to come here...?
Krillin: cause my best friend goku said so!
Goku: hey krillin vegeta's my best friend now!
Krillin: ::cries::
#18: this is stooped!
Presenter: and that about sums it up!
Yamcha: say wha!?
presenter: ok! we're off to the island!
::everyone frowns::
Goku: woohoo! come on guys lets go! has everyone got their stuff!?
everyone:: -_-; yea...
::they go to board the plane::
Goku: ::runs in::
woohoo! we're going to the mystry island! la-la-laaa!
::runs through first class::
i'm the king o' tha world!
::jumps into a seat::
::krillin sits besides goku::
Krillin: hi best friend.. ::loving smile::
Goku: ughhh! i dont wanna sit with you krillin! i wanna sit with vegeta ^^
::runs over towhere bulma is about to sit and pushes her out teh way... jumps into where she was gunna sit::
Goku: HI PAL!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Krillin:: ::looks over and starts crying::
Piccolo: dont worry krillin.. ill be your friend...
Krillin: realllllyyy?
Piccolo: but i just want to make sure you know... vegetas my BESTTT friend...
Krillin: awww ::hangs head::
no one wants to be my best friend...
::5 mins later::
Goku: ::gets up to go to the rest room::
::as he walks past krillin.. krillin tries look sad and lonesome to accract his attention::
Goku: ::puts his hand on krillins shoulder:: dont worry krillin... im really your best friend..
::whsipers::
but dont tell vegeta...
Krillin: really!?
Goku: nahhhh! just wanted to make ya feel better!
Krillin: ::cries::
Goku: BUT! doenst look like it worked does it! ah well, im off!
::the whole airplane can hear Krilllins wails::
Piccolo: don't worry Krillin i'm your best friend..
Krillin: i thought you were Vegeta's ::sniff::
Piccolo: i am i just wanted to make ya feel better.
Krillin: ::chuckles:: yeeesss i feel MUCH better now ::smiles psychoticly::
::Yamcha is talking to Bulma::
Bulma: yunno Yamcha i'm only sat here coz goku took my place.
Yamcha: soooo you wanna come out some time?...moviiies....restaurants..?
Bulma: hey you know i won't be unfaithful to Vegeta ::frowns::
Yamcha: hmmmmm... yess.. i see..::storkes his chin....so wanna come out some time!?
Bulma: NO!
::switches to Goku and Vegeta::
Goku: so buddy ..ya happy?
::Vegeta looks at him:: o0
Goku: ::smiles stupidly::
::5 mins later::
::Vegeta is sat silently i his seat while Goku is sat beside him::
Goku: LA LA LA!!
:: a random kids starts kicking vegeta's chair::
::Vegeta again twitches::
:: the kid again kicks his chair::
Vegeta: Grrrrr..
:: the kid starts kicking his chair repeatedly::
Vegeta: :: turns around slowly.. and pulls the mother of all fake smiles::
Vegeta: little boy.. could please stop kickig my chair?
Kid: you have big hair mister:: happy face::
Vegeta: ::turns round and lies in his chair::
:: the kid kicks his chair again::
Vegeta:
:: turns round rapidly::
::and growls psychoticly at the kid::
:: the kid freezes::
:: vegeta turns back around with narrowed eyes::
:: Kid kicks chair::
Vegeta: ::twitch::
::turns around gritting his teeth::
Vegeta: kick my chair again, impudent faggot and i'll rip your jaw out and beat you with it!!!!
Kid: o.o; ::kick::
:: vegeta extends his hand to the boys face, as a blue flare leave a steming pile of ash in his place::
Vegeta: ::turns round and crosses his arms::
Goku: You sure showed him vegeta!! ::nudge nudge::
:: up the isle::
Hostess: peanuts?? PEANUTS? get your peanuts.
Yamcha: yea..please
::Later by krillin::
Piccolo: no thankyou...i'll just have... water.
:: krillin turns head slowly towards the hostess..with his psycho smile::
Krillin: hello will be my friend?
::he said softly::
Hostess:: uuumm sir...i don't know you
Krillin: YEASSS! OO' of cooourse ::chuckles psychoticly::
Krillin: I'll have some peanuts pleease.
::thinks::
Krillin: yeeaasssOO' so many peanuts in one bag...one of them will have to be my friend.
::laughs outloud psychoticly::
Hostess: H-here are your peanuts sir ::promtly moves on::
Piccolo: ::raises an eyebrow::
::by goku::
::gohan rushes next him::
Gohan: ehhhh!!:: like the fonz::
Goku: hey son....why are you here??
is it because dan and ian forgot to put you in the fic??
and now they have to think of a comical excuse for you to be here?
Gohan: you got it!XD
Goku: soooo. whats the excuse?
Gohan: well goten and i were playing hide and go seek.....and goten hid in the oven..
Goku: ahh i see where ya going
Gohan: then we found our selves in mexico....
Goku: yes exactly ::strokes chin::
Gohan: yeah thats why im here..
Goku: you rode a jumping bean!!
Gohan: Nooooo. thats just stupid
Goku: get it vegeta!!? ::nudges him::
Vegeta: ::forwns::
Gohan: saaay... whats up with vegeta??
Goku: love striken :: nods::
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: sooo. wheres goten?
Gohan: in the luggage compartment.
Goku: is that because dan and ian filled the plane up and there's nowhere for you to sit??
Gohan: yup and know dan and ian are gonna make some people dissapear so we can sit down ^^'
::waits::
::turns to camera::
Gohan: I SAID ian and dan are gonna make some people dissapear so we can sit down.....
:: waits::
:: a pen flys out form nowhere and hits gohan in the eye::
:: two people dissapear::
Gohan:: thaaaaankyooouu!! ^^
::desolate land::
:: two people appear::
man:: oh my god where are we!!
woman: honey i'm soo frightened!! ::clings to him::
man: me too...me tooo
::angry growl can be heard::
:: a lion randomly jumps out and kills them in some graphically horible way::
Authors note : no one was harmed in the making of DBZ survivor ..real people dont get killed by lions thats silly
and know for a stastic report......more coconuts kill people than sharks..... its true..no joke OO''
:: back to the plane::
Goten: im gonna go see krillin!!
::walks over to krillin::
Goten: heyy.. you look kinda funny o.0;
Krillin: ::laughs psychotically::
Piccolo: run!!!!!
Goten: why?... krillins my best pal
Krillin: really!!??
Goten: naahh
Krillin: ::laughs psychoticly and runs off::
:: it has been a five hour journey so far::
:: the plane is silent::
::the silence is broken by psychotic laughs from the back of the plane::
:: hostess goes to investigate::
::finds krillin sat in a pile of peanuts looking i the bags::
Krillin: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND OO''
Hostess: what is the meaning of this!
Krillin: :: screams psychoticly and starts throwing handfulls of peanuts at her::
wahahahahahahaha!!!
::scene changes to other part of plane::
::in the plane all you can hear is psychotic screams::
::then suddenly krillin starts back flipping down the isle screaming::
:: some random person puts their foot out krillin trips by where a little girl is sat::
lil girl: you ok mister??
Krillin: ::smiles at her psychoticly::
lil girl: you look friendly..i wanna be your BEST friend..
krillin: Really??!OO
lil girl: nah!
Krillin: he HEH
:: later::
Airplane voice:: we will be landing on the mystery island. for any survivor people that is.....any other people who decide to go will die of staravtion and death....
have a nice day.
Krillin: were going to the MYSTERY island
Gohan: wow im gonna be on television.
Goten: you were on t.v on DBZ live.
Gohan: oh yaeh wata loada crap that was..
Goten: that reminds me where IS tien?
Gohan: i dont know goten.....I dont..know
::screen changes::
::tien is lying in a big pile of rubble with a flashing D beside him::
tien: wow DBZ live was soo great maybe i should mie here for a couple of more months till we do it again.
:: back to plane::
goten: ahh well
airplane voice: the schedule has changed we are now landing on a random airport close to the island..
Gohan: ::out load:: is that because dan and ian can't think of an air port so it had to random?
AV: why yes..yes it and survivor contestants will be taking a boat to the mystery island..
Piccolo: and is that because ian and dan said we would be landing in an air port on MYSTERY island?
Bulma:what kinda small descolate island has an airport?
airplane voice: yes i agree
Ian and Dan: the wondes oof satelite navigation OO'
Vegeta: o.0;;
Ian and Dan: '
:: the airplane begins to land::
Goku: hey vegeta! ya know emp!?
Vegeta: yo mean electro magnetic pulse... thats just a myth kakarot!
Goku: no idiot! emp means!... emp meannns, every monday i go to the mall and buy a shop and sell stuff and then with the money i buy a car ride home and eat some pie! ^^
Vegeta: ::looks amazed at how stupid goku is::
w-whaaa!? thats got nothing to do with anything!
Goku: look vegeta im sorry your stupid and im gifted... dont think im patranising you... ok... EMP!... you know.. every... monday... and the pie! ok... OK!
::mumbles:: dumbass
Goku: hmpf! you know vegeta i dont wanna be your friend anymore!
::runs off the plane::
come on yamcha! my best friend! its time to get going
yamcha: ::thinks:: wooowwww, someone likes me... HEY WAIT!
::runs off::
::everyone exits the plane::
survivor guy: ok everyone, we're gunna take a luxury yacht to teh island! you'll be needing luxury! before you die in the hell that is theisland!
::evil music plays::
Bra: mommy, are we gunna die in hell...
Bulma:: yes dear.. yes we are... all thanks to goku!
::glares::
Bra: ::quickly narrows eyes towards goku::
::runs to goku and viciously attacks him with a fork::
::goku unware that bra is stabbing him::
Goku: so yamcha, i suppose you like everything i like.. because your my best friend... right!?
::looks down::
oh hi bra!
::rubs her head::
Bra: growl sneer! sneer growl!
Goku: aint she cute! ^^
SG: we're not really gunadie.. ::whispers to bulma::
bulma: ::serious:: i know... oh i know... i know... ::puts on stupid grin::
Krillin: so im really going to the island... maybe ill make some good riends.. like my good pal roger the frog.... yeaaaa!
::laughs psychotically::
::on the boat::
SG: oh.. so it's going to take awhile to get to the island.. so lets see... wehave a luxury buffet for you! before die in the hell that is the island! ::evil music plays::
everyone: ::frowns::
Goku: buffet? o.o;
SG: yes...
Vegeta: food kakarot... food
Goku: oh sorry.. will someone tell vegeta im not talking to him...
::crosseshis arms and turns away::
vegeta: errr
Bulma:: uhh goku
Goku: yes bulma...
Bulma: vegeta said it was food
Goku: did someone say food!?
Bulma: yes... vegeta...
Goku: i know no one who who goes by that name!
Vegeta: oO'
Krillin: this is really greatguys.. i think... i think im really getting better!
everyone: shut up krillin!
krillin:: :D
Piccolo: this is really great dont you think trunks... trunks ::looks around::
::trunks runs it prancing around::
Trunks:: wowthis is just wonderful isnt it! they've got free towels.. and those lil' tea bags on a string! ::gasp:: oh my god! they have a lil' soap with a pink ribbon around it! la la la la la!!!
Piccolo:: OO;;;
ChiChi: Oo'
Goku: does anyone know where the gift shop is!? huh... guys...
Piccolo: O.O;
ChiChi: oO'
Goku: does anyone know where anything is...
Piccolo: OO;
ChiChi: Oo'
Goku: ill shut up now...
Vegeta: ive got as map of the whole boat!
Goku: ::angered:: shut up vegeta! just get out of my face! no matter where i look! YOUR ALWAYS THERE!
::turns his head and sees krillin bitting his toes on the floor::
Goku: SEE!
Vegeta:: i erm... i
Goku: dont talk to me vegeta! ::sniff:: just dont talk to me... :(
::awkward silence::
Piccolo: wel whos up for pancakes!?
ChiChi: Oo'
Vegeta: ::hits her upside the head::
Trunks and Bra: we want some!
::later on at the evening meal::
Krillin ::is chewing on a bone::
Goku: ::is sat in the middle of yamcha and vegeta::
Goku: ::sees the butter in front of vegeta::
hey gohan!
::down the other end of the table::
you got any butter!?
Vegeta: he.. g-goku... theres some butter right here... next to me.... ::smiles unnervingly::
Goku: ::glances at vegeta:: hey gohan! ya got any butter!
Gohan: no dad... i think theres only ONE portion of butter...
Goku: well can you pass it to me please!
Vegeta: ::nudges the butter to goku::
Goku:: ::steaming with rage:: you think! that just bcause your passng methe butter, im gunnabe your friend!?
Vegeta:: um..
Goku: i thought so! so... vegeta.. frst your myfriend! and then! i change my mind! thats bad enough!.... yiu've had it in forme this whole time havent you! and then to top it all off! i want some butter!.. so what do you do!?
Vegeta: ...pass...
Goku: NO VEGETA! NO! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME BUTTER! NOW WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME THE FRICKIN BUTTER!
chichi: will... s-someone pass him the butter...?
gohan: ::runs overand gives him the butter::
Goku:: thank gohan... run along little one... butter for all...
Goku: now...can me have a nice civilized mea-..... buffet.... buffetttt... whats up with buffet... ::slowly turns head to vegeta::... HUH!? buffet.... whats up with that vegeta! do you know!
vegeta: ummmm...
Goku: yea! i thought ya might know! vegeta knows everything! doensnt he vegeta!
::vegeta turns away slowly::
Goku: ::narrows eyes:: ah yeah... where was i... oh yeah... i remember... do youuu remember vegeta?... OF COURSE YOU DO!
Goku: ok... now lets have a nice meal with family and friends...
Everyone: ::lowers head and starts to eat slowly::
Goku: so chichi... how was work today hunny....
chichi: dont you remember goku.. we're... um.. on survivor.. i havent done work...
Goku: SO! well i slave away and earn us money! you sat here having a slap up posh meal! ::slams hands on the table and the food flies everywhere::
::later on::
::Goku is locked u in a room in a straight jacket::
Goten: mom is dad ok??
ChiChi: we've locked in that room over there::points ..... so he can CALM down
Yamcha and Piccolo are conversing with muffle screaming in the background::
Piccolo: that Goku's out of order
::you can just pick out form the room::
hey piccolo im gonna get you when i get outa here :: and some other mindless babble::
Piccolo: o0
Goku: i heard that..
Piccolo: OH MY GOD!! OO'
Goku: i know your making faces at me piccolo
Piccolo: 00'
:: you can see gohan doing cartwhells in the background, for some unknown reasonnnn::
Authors:- stay tuned for chapter 3...might be while though..our trained typing monkeys aint what they used to be....
Vegeta: ::vegeta stares at the door behind him looking confused::
what the he-!
::the door bursts open and goku jumps in::
Goku: hey vegeta guess what!
Vegeta: ::goes to speak::
Goku: No time for that vegeta!
::slaps him::
I signed us up for suvivor!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: No need to thank me! by the way, i knew i didnt have much time so i went six towns over walking on my hands in slow motion. and got these!
::holds up a t-shirt which says 'my best pale vegeta' with a picture of goku hugging vegeta::
vegeta: ::twitch twitch::
Goku: ::puts a t-shirt on himself and vegeta::
vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: Ah vegeta ya look great!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: well gotta go, back sure you tell bulma and co! bye buddy!
::jumps into a oven and strangely lands in his front room::
ChiChi: Goku!?
Goku: no time to talk chichi gotta go tell everyone!
::runs off::
::mean while::
Vegeta: ::twitch twitch::
Bulma: ::walks in::
Vegeta!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Bulma: Oh... i'll leave now o.O'
::3 days later::
Bra: Mommy is daddy dead? o.o;
Bulma: no hunny he's just meditating...
Bra: Mommy
Bulma: yes hunny....
Bra: where do babies come from? o.o;
Bulma: .... shut up...
Vegeta: ::shudders::
ughhh
Bulma: vegeta?
::trunks walks in::
Vegeta: ::twitch::
bulma... kids.... we might be playing survivor -.-;
Bulma: whaaaa!?
kids: woohoo!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
::by now goku has told everyone::
Goku: ::sat down in his fav chair::
::a letter comes throgh the post::
Goku: postie! ::runs to the door::
Goku ::picks up the letter looking puzzled::
Survivor!? Oo''' what the hell...
::opens it::
Goku: hmmmm
::reads the letter aloud::
congradulations Goku... you have been specially selected from milluons to be a contestant in suvivor... Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku and Goku.... woooowwwwww
wooooowwwwww! i gotta go tell everyone!
::runs to the phone::
Goku: hey vegeta guess what! we're all going on survivor!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: isnt that great!?
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: cya, i gotta tell everyone else!
::after many tellings everyone turns up at goku's house... expect the briefs family::
::at vegeta's house::
Bulma:: vegeta! vegeta!
::pulls on the still stunned and twitching mentally disabled vegeta::
we gotta go to goku for survivor!
Vegeta: huh wha!? survivor!?
::grits his teth and stares down at the t-shirt for a moment::
Bulma: vegeta...
::at Goku's house::
::rumble and a huge scream::
Goku: ohhh noooooo, vegeta must have reliezed he was late and got upset... poor guy.. all he wants to do is impress me...
Goku: if he knew the secret route like me!
::dives into the microwave::
::appears in vegeta's back garden::
Goku: awwww mannnn!
::runs into teh house and walks past vegeta::
Goku: hey vegeta!
::dives into a cookie tin::
::appears back in his kitchen::
Goku: ohhh, got the wrong thingy...
::dives in a box of cereal::
::appears inthe cookie boxnext to vegeta::
Goku: there perfect!
Goku: now!
::later everyone is at goku's house::
Goku: wait a minuteeee! we're meant to be at the survivor studio!
everyone: ::sweatdrop::
::later at the survivor studio::
Presenter: hey everyone! how are you.?! so your the survivor crew eh?
::everyone expect goku frowns at him, whilst goku is stood there drooling... and thinking about swimming in factor 15 sun tan lotion::
::everyone introduces themselves and tells him their real name::
Vegeta: Yesss... i didnt wanna come here...
::stands proud::
But i did...
Piccolo: hey krillin... ::whispers:: they the hell did we have to come here...?
Krillin: cause my best friend goku said so!
Goku: hey krillin vegeta's my best friend now!
Krillin: ::cries::
#18: this is stooped!
Presenter: and that about sums it up!
Yamcha: say wha!?
presenter: ok! we're off to the island!
::everyone frowns::
Goku: woohoo! come on guys lets go! has everyone got their stuff!?
everyone:: -_-; yea...
::they go to board the plane::
Goku: ::runs in::
woohoo! we're going to the mystry island! la-la-laaa!
::runs through first class::
i'm the king o' tha world!
::jumps into a seat::
::krillin sits besides goku::
Krillin: hi best friend.. ::loving smile::
Goku: ughhh! i dont wanna sit with you krillin! i wanna sit with vegeta ^^
::runs over towhere bulma is about to sit and pushes her out teh way... jumps into where she was gunna sit::
Goku: HI PAL!
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Krillin:: ::looks over and starts crying::
Piccolo: dont worry krillin.. ill be your friend...
Krillin: realllllyyy?
Piccolo: but i just want to make sure you know... vegetas my BESTTT friend...
Krillin: awww ::hangs head::
no one wants to be my best friend...
::5 mins later::
Goku: ::gets up to go to the rest room::
::as he walks past krillin.. krillin tries look sad and lonesome to accract his attention::
Goku: ::puts his hand on krillins shoulder:: dont worry krillin... im really your best friend..
::whsipers::
but dont tell vegeta...
Krillin: really!?
Goku: nahhhh! just wanted to make ya feel better!
Krillin: ::cries::
Goku: BUT! doenst look like it worked does it! ah well, im off!
::the whole airplane can hear Krilllins wails::
Piccolo: don't worry Krillin i'm your best friend..
Krillin: i thought you were Vegeta's ::sniff::
Piccolo: i am i just wanted to make ya feel better.
Krillin: ::chuckles:: yeeesss i feel MUCH better now ::smiles psychoticly::
::Yamcha is talking to Bulma::
Bulma: yunno Yamcha i'm only sat here coz goku took my place.
Yamcha: soooo you wanna come out some time?...moviiies....restaurants..?
Bulma: hey you know i won't be unfaithful to Vegeta ::frowns::
Yamcha: hmmmmm... yess.. i see..::storkes his chin....so wanna come out some time!?
Bulma: NO!
::switches to Goku and Vegeta::
Goku: so buddy ..ya happy?
::Vegeta looks at him:: o0
Goku: ::smiles stupidly::
::5 mins later::
::Vegeta is sat silently i his seat while Goku is sat beside him::
Goku: LA LA LA!!
:: a random kids starts kicking vegeta's chair::
::Vegeta again twitches::
:: the kid again kicks his chair::
Vegeta: Grrrrr..
:: the kid starts kicking his chair repeatedly::
Vegeta: :: turns around slowly.. and pulls the mother of all fake smiles::
Vegeta: little boy.. could please stop kickig my chair?
Kid: you have big hair mister:: happy face::
Vegeta: ::turns round and lies in his chair::
:: the kid kicks his chair again::
Vegeta:
:: turns round rapidly::
::and growls psychoticly at the kid::
:: the kid freezes::
:: vegeta turns back around with narrowed eyes::
:: Kid kicks chair::
Vegeta: ::twitch::
::turns around gritting his teeth::
Vegeta: kick my chair again, impudent faggot and i'll rip your jaw out and beat you with it!!!!
Kid: o.o; ::kick::
:: vegeta extends his hand to the boys face, as a blue flare leave a steming pile of ash in his place::
Vegeta: ::turns round and crosses his arms::
Goku: You sure showed him vegeta!! ::nudge nudge::
:: up the isle::
Hostess: peanuts?? PEANUTS? get your peanuts.
Yamcha: yea..please
::Later by krillin::
Piccolo: no thankyou...i'll just have... water.
:: krillin turns head slowly towards the hostess..with his psycho smile::
Krillin: hello will be my friend?
::he said softly::
Hostess:: uuumm sir...i don't know you
Krillin: YEASSS! OO' of cooourse ::chuckles psychoticly::
Krillin: I'll have some peanuts pleease.
::thinks::
Krillin: yeeaasssOO' so many peanuts in one bag...one of them will have to be my friend.
::laughs outloud psychoticly::
Hostess: H-here are your peanuts sir ::promtly moves on::
Piccolo: ::raises an eyebrow::
::by goku::
::gohan rushes next him::
Gohan: ehhhh!!:: like the fonz::
Goku: hey son....why are you here??
is it because dan and ian forgot to put you in the fic??
and now they have to think of a comical excuse for you to be here?
Gohan: you got it!XD
Goku: soooo. whats the excuse?
Gohan: well goten and i were playing hide and go seek.....and goten hid in the oven..
Goku: ahh i see where ya going
Gohan: then we found our selves in mexico....
Goku: yes exactly ::strokes chin::
Gohan: yeah thats why im here..
Goku: you rode a jumping bean!!
Gohan: Nooooo. thats just stupid
Goku: get it vegeta!!? ::nudges him::
Vegeta: ::forwns::
Gohan: saaay... whats up with vegeta??
Goku: love striken :: nods::
Vegeta: ::twitch::
Goku: sooo. wheres goten?
Gohan: in the luggage compartment.
Goku: is that because dan and ian filled the plane up and there's nowhere for you to sit??
Gohan: yup and know dan and ian are gonna make some people dissapear so we can sit down ^^'
::waits::
::turns to camera::
Gohan: I SAID ian and dan are gonna make some people dissapear so we can sit down.....
:: waits::
:: a pen flys out form nowhere and hits gohan in the eye::
:: two people dissapear::
Gohan:: thaaaaankyooouu!! ^^
::desolate land::
:: two people appear::
man:: oh my god where are we!!
woman: honey i'm soo frightened!! ::clings to him::
man: me too...me tooo
::angry growl can be heard::
:: a lion randomly jumps out and kills them in some graphically horible way::
Authors note : no one was harmed in the making of DBZ survivor ..real people dont get killed by lions thats silly
and know for a stastic report......more coconuts kill people than sharks..... its true..no joke OO''
:: back to the plane::
Goten: im gonna go see krillin!!
::walks over to krillin::
Goten: heyy.. you look kinda funny o.0;
Krillin: ::laughs psychotically::
Piccolo: run!!!!!
Goten: why?... krillins my best pal
Krillin: really!!??
Goten: naahh
Krillin: ::laughs psychoticly and runs off::
:: it has been a five hour journey so far::
:: the plane is silent::
::the silence is broken by psychotic laughs from the back of the plane::
:: hostess goes to investigate::
::finds krillin sat in a pile of peanuts looking i the bags::
Krillin: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND OO''
Hostess: what is the meaning of this!
Krillin: :: screams psychoticly and starts throwing handfulls of peanuts at her::
wahahahahahahaha!!!
::scene changes to other part of plane::
::in the plane all you can hear is psychotic screams::
::then suddenly krillin starts back flipping down the isle screaming::
:: some random person puts their foot out krillin trips by where a little girl is sat::
lil girl: you ok mister??
Krillin: ::smiles at her psychoticly::
lil girl: you look friendly..i wanna be your BEST friend..
krillin: Really??!OO
lil girl: nah!
Krillin: he HEH
:: later::
Airplane voice:: we will be landing on the mystery island. for any survivor people that is.....any other people who decide to go will die of staravtion and death....
have a nice day.
Krillin: were going to the MYSTERY island
Gohan: wow im gonna be on television.
Goten: you were on t.v on DBZ live.
Gohan: oh yaeh wata loada crap that was..
Goten: that reminds me where IS tien?
Gohan: i dont know goten.....I dont..know
::screen changes::
::tien is lying in a big pile of rubble with a flashing D beside him::
tien: wow DBZ live was soo great maybe i should mie here for a couple of more months till we do it again.
:: back to plane::
goten: ahh well
airplane voice: the schedule has changed we are now landing on a random airport close to the island..
Gohan: ::out load:: is that because dan and ian can't think of an air port so it had to random?
AV: why yes..yes it and survivor contestants will be taking a boat to the mystery island..
Piccolo: and is that because ian and dan said we would be landing in an air port on MYSTERY island?
Bulma:what kinda small descolate island has an airport?
airplane voice: yes i agree
Ian and Dan: the wondes oof satelite navigation OO'
Vegeta: o.0;;
Ian and Dan: '
:: the airplane begins to land::
Goku: hey vegeta! ya know emp!?
Vegeta: yo mean electro magnetic pulse... thats just a myth kakarot!
Goku: no idiot! emp means!... emp meannns, every monday i go to the mall and buy a shop and sell stuff and then with the money i buy a car ride home and eat some pie! ^^
Vegeta: ::looks amazed at how stupid goku is::
w-whaaa!? thats got nothing to do with anything!
Goku: look vegeta im sorry your stupid and im gifted... dont think im patranising you... ok... EMP!... you know.. every... monday... and the pie! ok... OK!
::mumbles:: dumbass
Goku: hmpf! you know vegeta i dont wanna be your friend anymore!
::runs off the plane::
come on yamcha! my best friend! its time to get going
yamcha: ::thinks:: wooowwww, someone likes me... HEY WAIT!
::runs off::
::everyone exits the plane::
survivor guy: ok everyone, we're gunna take a luxury yacht to teh island! you'll be needing luxury! before you die in the hell that is theisland!
::evil music plays::
Bra: mommy, are we gunna die in hell...
Bulma:: yes dear.. yes we are... all thanks to goku!
::glares::
Bra: ::quickly narrows eyes towards goku::
::runs to goku and viciously attacks him with a fork::
::goku unware that bra is stabbing him::
Goku: so yamcha, i suppose you like everything i like.. because your my best friend... right!?
::looks down::
oh hi bra!
::rubs her head::
Bra: growl sneer! sneer growl!
Goku: aint she cute! ^^
SG: we're not really gunadie.. ::whispers to bulma::
bulma: ::serious:: i know... oh i know... i know... ::puts on stupid grin::
Krillin: so im really going to the island... maybe ill make some good riends.. like my good pal roger the frog.... yeaaaa!
::laughs psychotically::
::on the boat::
SG: oh.. so it's going to take awhile to get to the island.. so lets see... wehave a luxury buffet for you! before die in the hell that is the island! ::evil music plays::
everyone: ::frowns::
Goku: buffet? o.o;
SG: yes...
Vegeta: food kakarot... food
Goku: oh sorry.. will someone tell vegeta im not talking to him...
::crosseshis arms and turns away::
vegeta: errr
Bulma:: uhh goku
Goku: yes bulma...
Bulma: vegeta said it was food
Goku: did someone say food!?
Bulma: yes... vegeta...
Goku: i know no one who who goes by that name!
Vegeta: oO'
Krillin: this is really greatguys.. i think... i think im really getting better!
everyone: shut up krillin!
krillin:: :D
Piccolo: this is really great dont you think trunks... trunks ::looks around::
::trunks runs it prancing around::
Trunks:: wowthis is just wonderful isnt it! they've got free towels.. and those lil' tea bags on a string! ::gasp:: oh my god! they have a lil' soap with a pink ribbon around it! la la la la la!!!
Piccolo:: OO;;;
ChiChi: Oo'
Goku: does anyone know where the gift shop is!? huh... guys...
Piccolo: O.O;
ChiChi: oO'
Goku: does anyone know where anything is...
Piccolo: OO;
ChiChi: Oo'
Goku: ill shut up now...
Vegeta: ive got as map of the whole boat!
Goku: ::angered:: shut up vegeta! just get out of my face! no matter where i look! YOUR ALWAYS THERE!
::turns his head and sees krillin bitting his toes on the floor::
Goku: SEE!
Vegeta:: i erm... i
Goku: dont talk to me vegeta! ::sniff:: just dont talk to me... :(
::awkward silence::
Piccolo: wel whos up for pancakes!?
ChiChi: Oo'
Vegeta: ::hits her upside the head::
Trunks and Bra: we want some!
::later on at the evening meal::
Krillin ::is chewing on a bone::
Goku: ::is sat in the middle of yamcha and vegeta::
Goku: ::sees the butter in front of vegeta::
hey gohan!
::down the other end of the table::
you got any butter!?
Vegeta: he.. g-goku... theres some butter right here... next to me.... ::smiles unnervingly::
Goku: ::glances at vegeta:: hey gohan! ya got any butter!
Gohan: no dad... i think theres only ONE portion of butter...
Goku: well can you pass it to me please!
Vegeta: ::nudges the butter to goku::
Goku:: ::steaming with rage:: you think! that just bcause your passng methe butter, im gunnabe your friend!?
Vegeta:: um..
Goku: i thought so! so... vegeta.. frst your myfriend! and then! i change my mind! thats bad enough!.... yiu've had it in forme this whole time havent you! and then to top it all off! i want some butter!.. so what do you do!?
Vegeta: ...pass...
Goku: NO VEGETA! NO! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME BUTTER! NOW WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME THE FRICKIN BUTTER!
chichi: will... s-someone pass him the butter...?
gohan: ::runs overand gives him the butter::
Goku:: thank gohan... run along little one... butter for all...
Goku: now...can me have a nice civilized mea-..... buffet.... buffetttt... whats up with buffet... ::slowly turns head to vegeta::... HUH!? buffet.... whats up with that vegeta! do you know!
vegeta: ummmm...
Goku: yea! i thought ya might know! vegeta knows everything! doensnt he vegeta!
::vegeta turns away slowly::
Goku: ::narrows eyes:: ah yeah... where was i... oh yeah... i remember... do youuu remember vegeta?... OF COURSE YOU DO!
Goku: ok... now lets have a nice meal with family and friends...
Everyone: ::lowers head and starts to eat slowly::
Goku: so chichi... how was work today hunny....
chichi: dont you remember goku.. we're... um.. on survivor.. i havent done work...
Goku: SO! well i slave away and earn us money! you sat here having a slap up posh meal! ::slams hands on the table and the food flies everywhere::
::later on::
::Goku is locked u in a room in a straight jacket::
Goten: mom is dad ok??
ChiChi: we've locked in that room over there::points ..... so he can CALM down
Yamcha and Piccolo are conversing with muffle screaming in the background::
Piccolo: that Goku's out of order
::you can just pick out form the room::
hey piccolo im gonna get you when i get outa here :: and some other mindless babble::
Piccolo: o0
Goku: i heard that..
Piccolo: OH MY GOD!! OO'
Goku: i know your making faces at me piccolo
Piccolo: 00'
:: you can see gohan doing cartwhells in the background, for some unknown reasonnnn::
Authors:- stay tuned for chapter 3...might be while though..our trained typing monkeys aint what they used to be....