Disclaimer: this in no way makes Sauron less powerful then he already is *
evil music followed by Sauron close up* Oh yeah this disses Harry potter
fantasy, you'll see what happens when Vauldamort when he tries to cast a
spell on Sauron, here's a hint Sauron=PAIN
The hooves of the ring wraiths pounded the cold Mordor ground as they passed through the gates of Baradur, and there Sauron in full form, waited. An orc called over the ring wraiths to slow down, but of course they didn't, the ring wraith took off the orcs head (cutting peoples heads off at an entrance was a bad habit of theirs) they stormed through the gates and dismounted there horses and bowed to Sauron. Sauron though hidden in his helmet was bewildered. "What troubles thee, my lord?" questioned a Ring Wraith, head still down in obedience. "There were nine of you, and now ten, who is this little fellow, who kneels before me?" Sauron patting it on the head. "This is Dildo...Frodo Baggins" the Ring Wraiths snickered "Shut UP!" Frodo yelled. "Well Arwen the Bitchy couldn't save him she missed a word or two in that river incantation" DUDE! Don't diss Arwen, she hott!" yelled Frodo, "Oh shut up Frodo just because you were looking down her shirt doesn't make you any better than us!" Finally Sauron came into the argument "ok Arwen's a hott bitch, who was trying to save Frodo, which reminds me...what about my ring?" "Well that's what we were going to tell you.. Well ummm.. Legolas swallowed it. "Well that's going to hard" "Why?" Sauron asked "He's a model, haven't you seen him in "The Daily Shire" his model alias is Orlando Bloom. "OHHHHHH! Wait.That's him? You mean the one with the Mohawk?" they nodded. "DAMNIT!" They nodded again "Ok, who are these prisoners you came in with?" a colorful group came in tied in black mordor chains. "They are from the wastelands up in the north in the land called PBS." A purple dinosaur started jumping up and down, with a group of humanoid strange things called teletubbies. There was a man in strange attire singing a chant unlike any other. "It's a beautiful day in the neighbored hood, a beautiful day in the neighbor hood...." Sauron's eye twitched, "take the larger ones into my chambers and the little things especially that one." the Ring Wraith chimed in "Gonzo?" "Yes Gonzo, into the torture chambers" The Ring Wraiths left. Sauron headed for his chamber, hearing a gumbly laugh "gahahahahhahaahah" Barney he thought, he walked in his camber and shut the door.
The hooves of the ring wraiths pounded the cold Mordor ground as they passed through the gates of Baradur, and there Sauron in full form, waited. An orc called over the ring wraiths to slow down, but of course they didn't, the ring wraith took off the orcs head (cutting peoples heads off at an entrance was a bad habit of theirs) they stormed through the gates and dismounted there horses and bowed to Sauron. Sauron though hidden in his helmet was bewildered. "What troubles thee, my lord?" questioned a Ring Wraith, head still down in obedience. "There were nine of you, and now ten, who is this little fellow, who kneels before me?" Sauron patting it on the head. "This is Dildo...Frodo Baggins" the Ring Wraiths snickered "Shut UP!" Frodo yelled. "Well Arwen the Bitchy couldn't save him she missed a word or two in that river incantation" DUDE! Don't diss Arwen, she hott!" yelled Frodo, "Oh shut up Frodo just because you were looking down her shirt doesn't make you any better than us!" Finally Sauron came into the argument "ok Arwen's a hott bitch, who was trying to save Frodo, which reminds me...what about my ring?" "Well that's what we were going to tell you.. Well ummm.. Legolas swallowed it. "Well that's going to hard" "Why?" Sauron asked "He's a model, haven't you seen him in "The Daily Shire" his model alias is Orlando Bloom. "OHHHHHH! Wait.That's him? You mean the one with the Mohawk?" they nodded. "DAMNIT!" They nodded again "Ok, who are these prisoners you came in with?" a colorful group came in tied in black mordor chains. "They are from the wastelands up in the north in the land called PBS." A purple dinosaur started jumping up and down, with a group of humanoid strange things called teletubbies. There was a man in strange attire singing a chant unlike any other. "It's a beautiful day in the neighbored hood, a beautiful day in the neighbor hood...." Sauron's eye twitched, "take the larger ones into my chambers and the little things especially that one." the Ring Wraith chimed in "Gonzo?" "Yes Gonzo, into the torture chambers" The Ring Wraiths left. Sauron headed for his chamber, hearing a gumbly laugh "gahahahahhahaahah" Barney he thought, he walked in his camber and shut the door.