Ayu-chan: Ohayo everybody! I am Ayu.
Son Goku (from Saiyuki): And I am her assistant.
Ayu-chan: He calls himself that so he can raid my fridge. Anyway, this is the Physco Evangelion Fan Fic. Saddly, it might not all be accurate, cause i've only seen a few (10 or 13) of the Evangelion episodes (depending on how many are on the DVD's). :: sobs::
Son Goku: It's ok, don't cry.
Ayu-chan: Your just saying that cause i've seen 27 of yours.
Son Goku: And you enjoyed it.
Ayu-chan: ::Childish grin:: That doesn't matter. So anyway, don't flame me about inaccuracy, or anything, please. The story's all in fun. Ok, have fun reading!!
Son Goku: Yeah! Have fun!
Ayu-chan: Hey, where's my donut go?
Son Goku: What donut?
Episode 1-ish : In the beginning, there were too many AKA Charlie and Ayu Make NERV Home...
The dusty jeep drove along the rode, heading to NERVU...I mean NERV headquarters, carrying two very important passengers and one very annoyed driver. Ayu gazed anxiously out of the window, trying to look at every little detail she could, while her companion, Charlie sat with his arms folded and his eyes closed.
"So, driver-"
"What is it now Ayu?!" The driver asked teetering on the edge,
"What number is my unit again?"
"You are number 5, Ayu. Charlie is number 6-"
"And which child am I?"
"You are the 6th child, and Charlie is the seventh."
"That is so weird, don't you think, Charlie-kun? It baffles the mind."
"Ayu..." Charlie said quietly, " I understand that when you are excited you talk too much, but if you don't shut up, I might end up hurting you." Ayu grunted and pulled back on her headphones, so as she could listen to her 'The Best of Lost Universe (from TV)' CD.
The dusty jeep drove along, now carrying two annoyed passengers and one satisfied driver.
***
(Oooh, magic asterisks that make time fly! Bow to the magic asterisks!)
The dusty jeep pulled into the parking lot, releasing a cloud of dust when it stopped. Charlie opened one eye, and pushed his blue beret up so as he could see. Ayu was sleeping quietly, a slow stream of drool forming a puddle in the cup holder. Charlie shook Ayu awake and handed her a handkerchief from his pocket. Ayu opened one eye, took the handkerchief and wiped her cheek.
"Do you want this back Charlie?" He paused for a moment to think about her question.
"No...no thank you." Ayu shrugged and threw it to the side.
"The driver's gone. You think we should wait here?" Charlie looked out the window to see a person approaching the Jeep.
"I think someone is already coming to get us." The person drew nearer, her blue-ish hair swaying behind her.
"Konichiwa!" She called out to the children, as Charlie opened the Jeep door. He steeped out of the car, followed by Ayu, and the both stood quietly as the woman approached, "I am Misato." She said, "You must be Charlie and Ayu." The children nodded, "Nice to meet you. If you'll follow me, I'll take you to your rooms." She winked, "I hope you guys enjoy it here."
"Right, right. Where's Rei?" Charlie asked.
"Oh that's right, I forgot." Misato said, "We were running out of apartments, so Ayu, you will be staying with Asuka and Rei." Ayu's eyes stretched,
"I have to stay with Asuka??!!! This will not end well...(and that is a promise from the author)."
"She gets to stay with Ayanami-san?" Charlie whimpered, "Who an I staying with?"
"Well, Shinji and Toji naturally." Misato said with a chuckle, "I finally get you children out of my house." With that, Misato turned and began to leave the parking lot. Charlie and Ayu followed.
*Red Mantel Wipe!!*
Ayu stood in front of her door, wondering what waited her on the other side. Charlie did the same thing a bit further down the hallway. The looked at each other, then back that the door. Ayu placed her hand on the doorknob and turned, as Charlie did the same thing. They pushed open the doors and...
"That's right, the others are on a mission right now!" Misato stated, peeking out of her doorway, "Nobody's home!!" Ayu looked back over at Charlie, and sweat dropped, "Why don't you guys go see Commander Ikari? " Darth Vader music starts to play.
"Where'd that come from?"
"Oh, my bad, my CD player was on too loud."
"Right...Come on Ayu." Charlie begins to walk down the hallway.
Minutes Pass.
"Oi, Charlie-kun...I didn't know that the Commander's office was in the girls room..." Ayu looks around, "Charlie-kun? Charlie-kun? Crap..."
Elsewhere...
Charlie nodded to Commander Ikari, and continued to watch the Eva's on the screen.
"Sir." He began, "What do our Eva's look like?" Commander Ikari took his elbows off his desk.
"You can see them after you finish watching the battle. Learn while you can." Charlie nodded and turned back to the screen when his cell phone rang,
"Mushi-mushi?"
"Charlie-kun?" Ayu's voice came shakily through the receiver,
"What is it Ayu?"
"Um, I'm in the girls room-"
"Yeah, so? That is natural you know...unless-"
"No, I'm lost. I can't find the Commander's office."
"We do have a harmonics test coming up in a bit, you know. Ask the next person who comes in to help you. I'm busy." Ayu sighed,
"Fine, fine." And she hung up. Charlie heard cheering and realized the battle was over.
"Damnit Ayu...I hope that doesn't happen too often." (That is not a promise from the author.)
"Charlie," Commander Ikari's voce rang out, "Go find Ayu, and then get down to the harmonics room." Charlie bowed suavely, being the suave boy that he was, and always will be, before leaving the Commanders Office. Darth Vader's music strikes up.
"Man..." Ikari said, "Do I love that song, or what?"
*Red Mantel Wipe!!*
"Good thing you found me Rei, I would have been lost in that bathroom forever." Rei walked quietly beside Ayu, leading her back to the apartment, "We'll we be going to school tomorrow?"
"Yes." Ayu's attempt at conversation had been shot down, when she noticed a familiar blur beret.
"Charlie-kun!" She yelled, waving her hand above her head. Charlie turned to look, and was Ayu's blue/silver/gray haired companion.
"AYANAMI-SAMA!!" He yelled and dashed over as fast as he could, bowing like a fool. Forget what I said about suave...
Rei looked at Charlie, and walked passed him.
"You lost your suave, Charlie-kun." Ayu said, passing him too and following after Rei. Charlie stood up abruptly and adjusted his beret.
"Right, I lost the suave for a moment." He turned to Ayu and Rei, "Ayu-chan, we are to report to the harmonics room for testing."
"Like the sixth and seventh child can even match my abilities." A sharp voice lashed through the area. Lightning cracked; thunder rolled, "It is I! ASUKA! The best Eva PILOT EVER!!!" The red head stepped out from a potted plant, and brushed the dirt off her skirt. Ayu froze in her tracks before turning around shakily. Rei seemed unaffected.
"Asuka, please, we don't want to startle the new kids..." Shinji said stepping out from behind the potted plant. Toji came down the hall, with a toothpick between his teeth,
"Let her, as long as she isn't bothering us." Asuka started to laugh with her hand on the side of her mouth. Charlie sweat dropped as Ayu stomped up next to him.
"Konichiwa, Ayu-kun, Charlie-kun." Shinji said with a smile.
"Shinji-kun." Charlie said nodding his head. Ayu stared angrily at Asuka, but waved to Shinji sloppily. Asuka stopped laughing and glared back at Ayu.
Glare....glare....GLARE!!
"Hey, aren't you forgetting somebody?" Toji asked, touching his hands to his chest, and stepping between Ayu and Askua's gaze. Ayu was glaring at Toji's chest when she heard a yell behind him,
"UNHOLY! How dare you put that in Mighty ASUKA'S way!!" Ayu snapped out of her trance and realized Toji was standing there.
"Oh, Konichiwa Toji-kun. Where did you come from? Where'd the red-headed demon king go?"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL THE MIGHTY ASUKA!?"
"You heard me!! Or are you ugly AND deaf?" Asuka stepped up behind Toji and reached out to grab Ayu, but Ayu hid behind Toji, IE. Toji was kinda sandwiched in between them. Collective Charlie Shinji sweat drop. Shinji tried to calm Asuka down, as Charlie shimmied his way over to Rei.
"Hey, Rei. What do you say me and you go somewhere more quiet and test our harmonics?" Rei, not responding, walked over to Ayu and lifted her up, after stuffing a tissue in Toji's nose. Carrying Ayu away, she dropped her on Charlie and left.
"Oh good job Charlie, now I'll never get back to the apartment." Ayu said sitting on twitchy Charlie's back. The All Mighty Asuka climbed back into the potted plant, leaving it a bit off kilter, mumbling something about the 'Unholy Putts Spawn that is Ayu.'
"Ayanami-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Charlie whimpered, feeling Ayu get lifted of his back.
"Arigato, Shinji-kun, Toji-kun. Oi, Toji-kun, your nose is bleeding. Did Asuka punch you?" Toji sheepishly chuckled and Shinji pried Charlie off the ground with a spatula.
*Son Goku Runs Across the Screen flailing his staff*
"So, these are our Eva's...impressive, eh Ayu-chan?" Ayu nodded staring at Charlie's almost completely black Eva. The eyes were outlined in white and there was also a white 'V' going down its chest. A long black cape laid stagnant against it's back, plus there was an odd looking piece of machinery on it's head that looked like a top-hat.
"Yours looks like it's 'Tuxedo Mask', whom is actually copyrighted to the people who created Sailor Moon. Think that could pose a problem?"
"Yours might cause you a problem...it's pink-ish." Charlie pointed at the bright pink Eva that was standing next to his. Ayu reeled back in horror.
"No...no, it can't be...I can't stand pink!" Ayu's hands slid down her face pulling her cheeks. Charlie gave Ayu a sideways glance,
"There isn't much you could do." He knew Ayu would think of some plan that would never work in real life, but it was fun to push her buttons.
"Oh, so you think." She then ran out of the viewing room and Charlie had begun to count down,
"5, 4, 3, 2-"
"Ring-Ring." Goes the cell phone.
"Nani, Ayu-chan?"
"Um...when did my apartment turn into a bathroom?"
*SON GOKU WIPE!!*: drool:
Spray-can after spray-can flew into the air, many smashing up against the viewing walkway and a few pedestrians. Shinji walked into the area and tapped Charlie on the shoulder.
"What is Ayu-chan doing?" He asked over Charlie's crazed laugher,
"She-she's spraHAH HAHAHA! Spray pa-pa-eh hehe-painting her Eva blue-oh hohohohoho." A random can flew up and hit Charlie in the head, making him fall to the floor. Bending over the walkway railing, Shinji yelled down to Ayu,
"Hey, are you all right? How'd you get down there? Oh...there you are." Ayu appeared in front of his face and poked him in the nose,
"There are methods to my madness that mortals must never know." And, in a flash she was back to spray painting.
"Do you need any help?"
"If I asked for your help, you would have to know how I got down there, and then I would have to kill you."
"How do you appear in my face?"
"Shinji, do you have a death wish or what?" A can flew past his head,
"No...I uh..." He dodged another can.
"Oh Shinji-kun..." She looked him dead in the eye, "You think you can bring Asuka in here? It'd be fun to pummel her with cans-"
"How much have you finished?"
"Oh..." Ayu looked down, "The left foot. So much work! I must continue." But, before Ayu could disappear again,
"Wait! Do you want anything to eat? You'll be down there for a long time."
"You can bring me a Cheeseburger, and a extra, extra, extra large Mountain Due. It's disgusting, but it will keep me awake. And luckily, I don't have to worry about my sperm count." And the cans came flying again. Shinji nodded and trotted off again, accidentally stepping on Charlie.
Asuka came gallivanting in after Shinji left, making sure to grind her high-heel into Charlie's nose.
"UNHOLY PUTTZ SPAWN!" She screamed down at Ayu, who sent a can flying in Asuka's direction, "I have come to finish what we have started earlier today! To bad you do not have wonder girl to save you now!"
"Shut up Asuka!" Ayu yelled from below, sending another can.
"HAHAHAH! Puny peon, you think that one spray can will harm the mighty ASUKA!"
"No? How about twenty!" The all clinked on Asuka's head, making her a bit dizzy.
"Nooo, that didn't hurt one bit." Ayu tossed a squealing fur-ball, which latched onto Asuka's face, making her tip over the edge and fall.
"Good rabid squirrel. Good!" Ayu squealed as she continued to paint.
"You have not heard the last of ASUKA!" The redhead opened a vortex of evil to disappear through before she had the chance to hit the ground. The squirrel hopped back over to Ayu with a squeal of delight,
"Good job, Ja-rule. Back in the pocket of random items you go." Ja-rule, Ayu's new found pet squirrel, climbed into the large pocket on Ayu's overalls. Back to painting Ayu went, hearing only Charlie's trademark moan.
"Ayanami-samaaaaaaaaaa." Why moan that, you ask? Well, Charlie is almost always thinking about Rei, so moaning her name in moments of discomfort might make him feel better.
A few minutes later, Shinji came walking back in, this time stepping over Charlie,
"Ayu-chan! I have your food!"
"Whew! All finished!"
"What?! You're all done?" Ayu was sitting on the walkway sipping on the Mountain Dew while twitching.
"Yeah. I finally finished the right foot." She took a bite out of the Cheeseburger.
"Are you sure you don't want something that tastes better? Like sushi, or ramen?" Shinji queried. Ayu's body bounced from side to side.
"Yeah, no, I'm fine! Fine, fine, fine, fine." Shinji watched Ayu bounce from side to side. What he didn't realize was that Ayu was about to go on a supreme-o sugar rush. Ayu handed Shinji the end of a rope.
"You, swing that over the support beams." She poked Shinji in the chest. He looked up at the support beams, and thought, *She can poke me in the chest, but if I did that to her, she'd have a fit...*
"Ok...I can do that." She then tied a grappling hook to the end of the rope and tied the other end to herself.
"Throw, Shinji, throw!" He threw the grappling hook, but it missed by a long shot. Ayu narrowed her eyes and glared at Shinji, "I though you said you could do it."
"Uh, well, you see..." Ayu brought the grappling hook back to herself.
"Maybe Toji can do it..." and she disappeared again.
"If she's so darn special, why can't she do it?" Charlie rose from the ground, and suddenly looked clean and sparkly. (Think Jubei-chan's dad) He walked over to Shinji's side, and placed a big white bandage over his (Charlie's) nose.
"When Ayu drinks too much sugar filled soda, she gets hyper, and her brain only works half the time. But that's beside the point." Charlie grabbed Shinji's arm, "You are looking very flimsy Shinji-kun" Charlie shook his head, "I will have to get some muscle on these little arms of yours." He threw his arm around Shinji, "Come now, we are going to the weight room." And they walked off. Ayu came hopping back onto the walkway, Toji following behind her.
"What did you need? I was busy."
"Oh, so picking at your toes counts as busy?" She pushed the grappling hook into his hands, "Throw this over the support beam." He looked at Ayu strangely,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm painting my Eva, now hurry up." Toji shrugged, launched the grappling hook, and hit the wrong support beam, but Ayu was satisfied.
"Happy?" Ayu nodded and grabbed Toji's hand.
"You are very, very strong and I would have been lost without your help. Please take note that I am just stroking your ego in case I desire your assistance later." Ayu grinned and climbed onto the railing, "BONSAI!" She leaped over the edge and whipped out a spray can. Toji looked over the edge at the now painting Ayu,
"Whoa, look at her go, back and forth she swings like a..." Toji lifted his head and scratched his nose, "My work here is done." And he exited the area.
"Boys, sometimes a girl just needs one..." Ayu must have been drunk as well as hyper, because she started to sing Britney Spears songs.
Elsewhere...
Charlie introduced Shinji to weight lifting. I fear that this little male bonding session does not to be shared at this precise moment. Come on now, Shinji weight lifting...do you really what to hear about that? I am scared for all our sanity if I ever share this episode with the world....
Hours Later...
"Misato says that she has to come back to the rooms." Shinji said with a yawn, adjusting his slipper.
"But she's sleeping...suspended from the ceiling."
"How the hell did she do that? And how are we supposed to her get back?" Charlie pushed he beret above his eyes and leaned next to the other three.
"I think I have a solution, if you are willing to let me work alone." Shinji nodded, and the other two un-named people nodded as well. The three others backed up and Charlie leaned over the rail, "Ayu-chan, I have something for you..." Ayu opened an eye,
"What?"
"You have to come over here to get it."
"What is it?" Charlie dug in his pocket,
"Well, it's a...TOJI PLUSHIE!" Charlie waved around the little plushie boy. Ayu shook her head,
"Tempting, but not as good as the real thing." Charlie dug in his other pocket,
"Ok, how about a Toji plushie AND a...QUATRE PLUSHIE!" He waved around both plushies. Ayu opened her eyes wide,
"Interesting, but I need some ammo to get over there." Light glinted across Charlie's eyes,
"Fine then. Now for my ultra, super, Charlie SPECIAL!" He spun around, swirling mist encompassing his body, "Toji plushie, Quatre plushie, and SON GOKU PLUSHIE!" He pulled out an ultra kawaii plushie of Son Goku with a donut. So, that's where my donut went...I will have to deal with Goku later. Ayu shot across the room and landed on the walkway.
"You've got yourself a deal Charlie-kun!" She held on to the plushies while untying her rope. Rei, one of the un-named bystanders grabs Ayu's hand and leads her off. The other un-named bystander, whom I will never name, (hehehehehe) follows after them. Shinji looked over at Charlie,
"Where did you get those from, Charlie-kun?" Charlie tilted his beret downward,
"If I were to tell you, you would be able to lead Ayu anywhere you wanted. I am sorry Shinji; I cannot trust you with that power. I know how boys think. I was a boy myself once." Shinji looked surprised,
"I wasn't even thinking about-" Charlie patted Shinji's back,
"You will find you own way into tempting her, in time."
"But, but-"
"Come now, let's talk about the red-headed devil and how she broke my nose." Charlie led Shinji off the walkway.
Next Episode: What a new Angel? Confusuion in the Darkness. Ayu and Asuka at it again! Wonder Girl to the Rescue! Tune in Next Time From "The Battle That Destroyed Tokyo 3, again..." And I promise loads of fanfare!
Ayu-chan: So, that's it for now...did you like it?
Son Goku: I had a Cameo!
Ayu-chan: I promise Eva battles in the next episode. I just didn't want this one to drone on.
Son Goku: I had a CAMEO!
Ayu-chan: Maybe i'll change the girls name from mine, i couldn't think of one at the moment. And Son Goku, i want my donut back.
Son Goku: I had a cam...what donut?
Ayu-chan: :: edges close to Son Goku with narrowed, evil eyes:: You know what donut.
Son Goku: I can't quite give it back now...
Ayu-chan: Oh, you will pay me back some how...
Son Goku: Hum....:: looks out at crowd:: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! :: pulls down random shade::
Ayu-chan: Wait...I didn't necessarily mean that way...oh well....SAYONARA!
Son Goku (from Saiyuki): And I am her assistant.
Ayu-chan: He calls himself that so he can raid my fridge. Anyway, this is the Physco Evangelion Fan Fic. Saddly, it might not all be accurate, cause i've only seen a few (10 or 13) of the Evangelion episodes (depending on how many are on the DVD's). :: sobs::
Son Goku: It's ok, don't cry.
Ayu-chan: Your just saying that cause i've seen 27 of yours.
Son Goku: And you enjoyed it.
Ayu-chan: ::Childish grin:: That doesn't matter. So anyway, don't flame me about inaccuracy, or anything, please. The story's all in fun. Ok, have fun reading!!
Son Goku: Yeah! Have fun!
Ayu-chan: Hey, where's my donut go?
Son Goku: What donut?
Episode 1-ish : In the beginning, there were too many AKA Charlie and Ayu Make NERV Home...
The dusty jeep drove along the rode, heading to NERVU...I mean NERV headquarters, carrying two very important passengers and one very annoyed driver. Ayu gazed anxiously out of the window, trying to look at every little detail she could, while her companion, Charlie sat with his arms folded and his eyes closed.
"So, driver-"
"What is it now Ayu?!" The driver asked teetering on the edge,
"What number is my unit again?"
"You are number 5, Ayu. Charlie is number 6-"
"And which child am I?"
"You are the 6th child, and Charlie is the seventh."
"That is so weird, don't you think, Charlie-kun? It baffles the mind."
"Ayu..." Charlie said quietly, " I understand that when you are excited you talk too much, but if you don't shut up, I might end up hurting you." Ayu grunted and pulled back on her headphones, so as she could listen to her 'The Best of Lost Universe (from TV)' CD.
The dusty jeep drove along, now carrying two annoyed passengers and one satisfied driver.
***
(Oooh, magic asterisks that make time fly! Bow to the magic asterisks!)
The dusty jeep pulled into the parking lot, releasing a cloud of dust when it stopped. Charlie opened one eye, and pushed his blue beret up so as he could see. Ayu was sleeping quietly, a slow stream of drool forming a puddle in the cup holder. Charlie shook Ayu awake and handed her a handkerchief from his pocket. Ayu opened one eye, took the handkerchief and wiped her cheek.
"Do you want this back Charlie?" He paused for a moment to think about her question.
"No...no thank you." Ayu shrugged and threw it to the side.
"The driver's gone. You think we should wait here?" Charlie looked out the window to see a person approaching the Jeep.
"I think someone is already coming to get us." The person drew nearer, her blue-ish hair swaying behind her.
"Konichiwa!" She called out to the children, as Charlie opened the Jeep door. He steeped out of the car, followed by Ayu, and the both stood quietly as the woman approached, "I am Misato." She said, "You must be Charlie and Ayu." The children nodded, "Nice to meet you. If you'll follow me, I'll take you to your rooms." She winked, "I hope you guys enjoy it here."
"Right, right. Where's Rei?" Charlie asked.
"Oh that's right, I forgot." Misato said, "We were running out of apartments, so Ayu, you will be staying with Asuka and Rei." Ayu's eyes stretched,
"I have to stay with Asuka??!!! This will not end well...(and that is a promise from the author)."
"She gets to stay with Ayanami-san?" Charlie whimpered, "Who an I staying with?"
"Well, Shinji and Toji naturally." Misato said with a chuckle, "I finally get you children out of my house." With that, Misato turned and began to leave the parking lot. Charlie and Ayu followed.
*Red Mantel Wipe!!*
Ayu stood in front of her door, wondering what waited her on the other side. Charlie did the same thing a bit further down the hallway. The looked at each other, then back that the door. Ayu placed her hand on the doorknob and turned, as Charlie did the same thing. They pushed open the doors and...
"That's right, the others are on a mission right now!" Misato stated, peeking out of her doorway, "Nobody's home!!" Ayu looked back over at Charlie, and sweat dropped, "Why don't you guys go see Commander Ikari? " Darth Vader music starts to play.
"Where'd that come from?"
"Oh, my bad, my CD player was on too loud."
"Right...Come on Ayu." Charlie begins to walk down the hallway.
Minutes Pass.
"Oi, Charlie-kun...I didn't know that the Commander's office was in the girls room..." Ayu looks around, "Charlie-kun? Charlie-kun? Crap..."
Elsewhere...
Charlie nodded to Commander Ikari, and continued to watch the Eva's on the screen.
"Sir." He began, "What do our Eva's look like?" Commander Ikari took his elbows off his desk.
"You can see them after you finish watching the battle. Learn while you can." Charlie nodded and turned back to the screen when his cell phone rang,
"Mushi-mushi?"
"Charlie-kun?" Ayu's voice came shakily through the receiver,
"What is it Ayu?"
"Um, I'm in the girls room-"
"Yeah, so? That is natural you know...unless-"
"No, I'm lost. I can't find the Commander's office."
"We do have a harmonics test coming up in a bit, you know. Ask the next person who comes in to help you. I'm busy." Ayu sighed,
"Fine, fine." And she hung up. Charlie heard cheering and realized the battle was over.
"Damnit Ayu...I hope that doesn't happen too often." (That is not a promise from the author.)
"Charlie," Commander Ikari's voce rang out, "Go find Ayu, and then get down to the harmonics room." Charlie bowed suavely, being the suave boy that he was, and always will be, before leaving the Commanders Office. Darth Vader's music strikes up.
"Man..." Ikari said, "Do I love that song, or what?"
*Red Mantel Wipe!!*
"Good thing you found me Rei, I would have been lost in that bathroom forever." Rei walked quietly beside Ayu, leading her back to the apartment, "We'll we be going to school tomorrow?"
"Yes." Ayu's attempt at conversation had been shot down, when she noticed a familiar blur beret.
"Charlie-kun!" She yelled, waving her hand above her head. Charlie turned to look, and was Ayu's blue/silver/gray haired companion.
"AYANAMI-SAMA!!" He yelled and dashed over as fast as he could, bowing like a fool. Forget what I said about suave...
Rei looked at Charlie, and walked passed him.
"You lost your suave, Charlie-kun." Ayu said, passing him too and following after Rei. Charlie stood up abruptly and adjusted his beret.
"Right, I lost the suave for a moment." He turned to Ayu and Rei, "Ayu-chan, we are to report to the harmonics room for testing."
"Like the sixth and seventh child can even match my abilities." A sharp voice lashed through the area. Lightning cracked; thunder rolled, "It is I! ASUKA! The best Eva PILOT EVER!!!" The red head stepped out from a potted plant, and brushed the dirt off her skirt. Ayu froze in her tracks before turning around shakily. Rei seemed unaffected.
"Asuka, please, we don't want to startle the new kids..." Shinji said stepping out from behind the potted plant. Toji came down the hall, with a toothpick between his teeth,
"Let her, as long as she isn't bothering us." Asuka started to laugh with her hand on the side of her mouth. Charlie sweat dropped as Ayu stomped up next to him.
"Konichiwa, Ayu-kun, Charlie-kun." Shinji said with a smile.
"Shinji-kun." Charlie said nodding his head. Ayu stared angrily at Asuka, but waved to Shinji sloppily. Asuka stopped laughing and glared back at Ayu.
Glare....glare....GLARE!!
"Hey, aren't you forgetting somebody?" Toji asked, touching his hands to his chest, and stepping between Ayu and Askua's gaze. Ayu was glaring at Toji's chest when she heard a yell behind him,
"UNHOLY! How dare you put that in Mighty ASUKA'S way!!" Ayu snapped out of her trance and realized Toji was standing there.
"Oh, Konichiwa Toji-kun. Where did you come from? Where'd the red-headed demon king go?"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL THE MIGHTY ASUKA!?"
"You heard me!! Or are you ugly AND deaf?" Asuka stepped up behind Toji and reached out to grab Ayu, but Ayu hid behind Toji, IE. Toji was kinda sandwiched in between them. Collective Charlie Shinji sweat drop. Shinji tried to calm Asuka down, as Charlie shimmied his way over to Rei.
"Hey, Rei. What do you say me and you go somewhere more quiet and test our harmonics?" Rei, not responding, walked over to Ayu and lifted her up, after stuffing a tissue in Toji's nose. Carrying Ayu away, she dropped her on Charlie and left.
"Oh good job Charlie, now I'll never get back to the apartment." Ayu said sitting on twitchy Charlie's back. The All Mighty Asuka climbed back into the potted plant, leaving it a bit off kilter, mumbling something about the 'Unholy Putts Spawn that is Ayu.'
"Ayanami-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Charlie whimpered, feeling Ayu get lifted of his back.
"Arigato, Shinji-kun, Toji-kun. Oi, Toji-kun, your nose is bleeding. Did Asuka punch you?" Toji sheepishly chuckled and Shinji pried Charlie off the ground with a spatula.
*Son Goku Runs Across the Screen flailing his staff*
"So, these are our Eva's...impressive, eh Ayu-chan?" Ayu nodded staring at Charlie's almost completely black Eva. The eyes were outlined in white and there was also a white 'V' going down its chest. A long black cape laid stagnant against it's back, plus there was an odd looking piece of machinery on it's head that looked like a top-hat.
"Yours looks like it's 'Tuxedo Mask', whom is actually copyrighted to the people who created Sailor Moon. Think that could pose a problem?"
"Yours might cause you a problem...it's pink-ish." Charlie pointed at the bright pink Eva that was standing next to his. Ayu reeled back in horror.
"No...no, it can't be...I can't stand pink!" Ayu's hands slid down her face pulling her cheeks. Charlie gave Ayu a sideways glance,
"There isn't much you could do." He knew Ayu would think of some plan that would never work in real life, but it was fun to push her buttons.
"Oh, so you think." She then ran out of the viewing room and Charlie had begun to count down,
"5, 4, 3, 2-"
"Ring-Ring." Goes the cell phone.
"Nani, Ayu-chan?"
"Um...when did my apartment turn into a bathroom?"
*SON GOKU WIPE!!*: drool:
Spray-can after spray-can flew into the air, many smashing up against the viewing walkway and a few pedestrians. Shinji walked into the area and tapped Charlie on the shoulder.
"What is Ayu-chan doing?" He asked over Charlie's crazed laugher,
"She-she's spraHAH HAHAHA! Spray pa-pa-eh hehe-painting her Eva blue-oh hohohohoho." A random can flew up and hit Charlie in the head, making him fall to the floor. Bending over the walkway railing, Shinji yelled down to Ayu,
"Hey, are you all right? How'd you get down there? Oh...there you are." Ayu appeared in front of his face and poked him in the nose,
"There are methods to my madness that mortals must never know." And, in a flash she was back to spray painting.
"Do you need any help?"
"If I asked for your help, you would have to know how I got down there, and then I would have to kill you."
"How do you appear in my face?"
"Shinji, do you have a death wish or what?" A can flew past his head,
"No...I uh..." He dodged another can.
"Oh Shinji-kun..." She looked him dead in the eye, "You think you can bring Asuka in here? It'd be fun to pummel her with cans-"
"How much have you finished?"
"Oh..." Ayu looked down, "The left foot. So much work! I must continue." But, before Ayu could disappear again,
"Wait! Do you want anything to eat? You'll be down there for a long time."
"You can bring me a Cheeseburger, and a extra, extra, extra large Mountain Due. It's disgusting, but it will keep me awake. And luckily, I don't have to worry about my sperm count." And the cans came flying again. Shinji nodded and trotted off again, accidentally stepping on Charlie.
Asuka came gallivanting in after Shinji left, making sure to grind her high-heel into Charlie's nose.
"UNHOLY PUTTZ SPAWN!" She screamed down at Ayu, who sent a can flying in Asuka's direction, "I have come to finish what we have started earlier today! To bad you do not have wonder girl to save you now!"
"Shut up Asuka!" Ayu yelled from below, sending another can.
"HAHAHAH! Puny peon, you think that one spray can will harm the mighty ASUKA!"
"No? How about twenty!" The all clinked on Asuka's head, making her a bit dizzy.
"Nooo, that didn't hurt one bit." Ayu tossed a squealing fur-ball, which latched onto Asuka's face, making her tip over the edge and fall.
"Good rabid squirrel. Good!" Ayu squealed as she continued to paint.
"You have not heard the last of ASUKA!" The redhead opened a vortex of evil to disappear through before she had the chance to hit the ground. The squirrel hopped back over to Ayu with a squeal of delight,
"Good job, Ja-rule. Back in the pocket of random items you go." Ja-rule, Ayu's new found pet squirrel, climbed into the large pocket on Ayu's overalls. Back to painting Ayu went, hearing only Charlie's trademark moan.
"Ayanami-samaaaaaaaaaa." Why moan that, you ask? Well, Charlie is almost always thinking about Rei, so moaning her name in moments of discomfort might make him feel better.
A few minutes later, Shinji came walking back in, this time stepping over Charlie,
"Ayu-chan! I have your food!"
"Whew! All finished!"
"What?! You're all done?" Ayu was sitting on the walkway sipping on the Mountain Dew while twitching.
"Yeah. I finally finished the right foot." She took a bite out of the Cheeseburger.
"Are you sure you don't want something that tastes better? Like sushi, or ramen?" Shinji queried. Ayu's body bounced from side to side.
"Yeah, no, I'm fine! Fine, fine, fine, fine." Shinji watched Ayu bounce from side to side. What he didn't realize was that Ayu was about to go on a supreme-o sugar rush. Ayu handed Shinji the end of a rope.
"You, swing that over the support beams." She poked Shinji in the chest. He looked up at the support beams, and thought, *She can poke me in the chest, but if I did that to her, she'd have a fit...*
"Ok...I can do that." She then tied a grappling hook to the end of the rope and tied the other end to herself.
"Throw, Shinji, throw!" He threw the grappling hook, but it missed by a long shot. Ayu narrowed her eyes and glared at Shinji, "I though you said you could do it."
"Uh, well, you see..." Ayu brought the grappling hook back to herself.
"Maybe Toji can do it..." and she disappeared again.
"If she's so darn special, why can't she do it?" Charlie rose from the ground, and suddenly looked clean and sparkly. (Think Jubei-chan's dad) He walked over to Shinji's side, and placed a big white bandage over his (Charlie's) nose.
"When Ayu drinks too much sugar filled soda, she gets hyper, and her brain only works half the time. But that's beside the point." Charlie grabbed Shinji's arm, "You are looking very flimsy Shinji-kun" Charlie shook his head, "I will have to get some muscle on these little arms of yours." He threw his arm around Shinji, "Come now, we are going to the weight room." And they walked off. Ayu came hopping back onto the walkway, Toji following behind her.
"What did you need? I was busy."
"Oh, so picking at your toes counts as busy?" She pushed the grappling hook into his hands, "Throw this over the support beam." He looked at Ayu strangely,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm painting my Eva, now hurry up." Toji shrugged, launched the grappling hook, and hit the wrong support beam, but Ayu was satisfied.
"Happy?" Ayu nodded and grabbed Toji's hand.
"You are very, very strong and I would have been lost without your help. Please take note that I am just stroking your ego in case I desire your assistance later." Ayu grinned and climbed onto the railing, "BONSAI!" She leaped over the edge and whipped out a spray can. Toji looked over the edge at the now painting Ayu,
"Whoa, look at her go, back and forth she swings like a..." Toji lifted his head and scratched his nose, "My work here is done." And he exited the area.
"Boys, sometimes a girl just needs one..." Ayu must have been drunk as well as hyper, because she started to sing Britney Spears songs.
Elsewhere...
Charlie introduced Shinji to weight lifting. I fear that this little male bonding session does not to be shared at this precise moment. Come on now, Shinji weight lifting...do you really what to hear about that? I am scared for all our sanity if I ever share this episode with the world....
Hours Later...
"Misato says that she has to come back to the rooms." Shinji said with a yawn, adjusting his slipper.
"But she's sleeping...suspended from the ceiling."
"How the hell did she do that? And how are we supposed to her get back?" Charlie pushed he beret above his eyes and leaned next to the other three.
"I think I have a solution, if you are willing to let me work alone." Shinji nodded, and the other two un-named people nodded as well. The three others backed up and Charlie leaned over the rail, "Ayu-chan, I have something for you..." Ayu opened an eye,
"What?"
"You have to come over here to get it."
"What is it?" Charlie dug in his pocket,
"Well, it's a...TOJI PLUSHIE!" Charlie waved around the little plushie boy. Ayu shook her head,
"Tempting, but not as good as the real thing." Charlie dug in his other pocket,
"Ok, how about a Toji plushie AND a...QUATRE PLUSHIE!" He waved around both plushies. Ayu opened her eyes wide,
"Interesting, but I need some ammo to get over there." Light glinted across Charlie's eyes,
"Fine then. Now for my ultra, super, Charlie SPECIAL!" He spun around, swirling mist encompassing his body, "Toji plushie, Quatre plushie, and SON GOKU PLUSHIE!" He pulled out an ultra kawaii plushie of Son Goku with a donut. So, that's where my donut went...I will have to deal with Goku later. Ayu shot across the room and landed on the walkway.
"You've got yourself a deal Charlie-kun!" She held on to the plushies while untying her rope. Rei, one of the un-named bystanders grabs Ayu's hand and leads her off. The other un-named bystander, whom I will never name, (hehehehehe) follows after them. Shinji looked over at Charlie,
"Where did you get those from, Charlie-kun?" Charlie tilted his beret downward,
"If I were to tell you, you would be able to lead Ayu anywhere you wanted. I am sorry Shinji; I cannot trust you with that power. I know how boys think. I was a boy myself once." Shinji looked surprised,
"I wasn't even thinking about-" Charlie patted Shinji's back,
"You will find you own way into tempting her, in time."
"But, but-"
"Come now, let's talk about the red-headed devil and how she broke my nose." Charlie led Shinji off the walkway.
Next Episode: What a new Angel? Confusuion in the Darkness. Ayu and Asuka at it again! Wonder Girl to the Rescue! Tune in Next Time From "The Battle That Destroyed Tokyo 3, again..." And I promise loads of fanfare!
Ayu-chan: So, that's it for now...did you like it?
Son Goku: I had a Cameo!
Ayu-chan: I promise Eva battles in the next episode. I just didn't want this one to drone on.
Son Goku: I had a CAMEO!
Ayu-chan: Maybe i'll change the girls name from mine, i couldn't think of one at the moment. And Son Goku, i want my donut back.
Son Goku: I had a cam...what donut?
Ayu-chan: :: edges close to Son Goku with narrowed, evil eyes:: You know what donut.
Son Goku: I can't quite give it back now...
Ayu-chan: Oh, you will pay me back some how...
Son Goku: Hum....:: looks out at crowd:: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! :: pulls down random shade::
Ayu-chan: Wait...I didn't necessarily mean that way...oh well....SAYONARA!