Ayu-chan: Oh? You guys are here already? Well, Son Goku and I were just following through a bet we made...
Son Goku: She saw a picture of me with a band-aid on my check, and thought I looked like 'Nelly', so now she dressed me up like him!
Ayu-chan: Vokal from head to toe. I dare not take of his kinko...he'd probably kill me.
Son Goku: I wouldn't kill you, per say. I'd probably ra-
Ayu-chan: :: throws a hand over his mouth:: Shhh, you can't say stuff like that, or I'll have to raise the rating.
Son Goku: Oh, ok. Now for your part of the deal
Ayu-chan: What part?
Son Goku: You have to dress up like Beyonce.
Ayu-chan: What do you know about Beyonce?
Son Goku: I saw her on BET...
Ayu-chan: ::looks out an audience::
Son Goku: Or Ayumi Hamasaki in her leopard suit. You're choice. :: holds out short gold dress and leopard suit:: I've wondered what you'd look like in either.
Ayu-chan: ::blush:: Why don't you guys read the story while we sort out Son Goku's fantasies that will never happen.
Son Goku: :: grabs Ayu's wrist:: Oh yes they will, I look like a fool. :: pulls her off stage::
Episode 2-ish: The Battle That Destroyed Tokyo 3, again AKA The Ultimate Ayu-Asuka Battle.
In Commander Ikari's office
"Commander, there's an Angel reading in the south-west part of the city."
"What?" He took of the headphones he borrowed from Ayu, "An Angel reading? Bring it on the screen. A large blue disk floated over the city, long claws extending from each side, "Ugly sucker, ain't it?"
"Um...quite Commander. It is in an inactive state. From the data we've collected, at this phase, it is impossible to harm it. Skin stronger than diamonds. Yet, when it activates, its destructive power will certainly increase, but it's skin will be thin like paper." Commander Ikari nodded,
"Then, take the necessary precautions and be ready to deal with it."
"Yes sir." The commander put his headphones back on.
"Oh yeah, Duh duh duh, duh du duh, duh du duh."
* Son Goku runs across, chasing Ayu, swinging a golden dress*
Ayu stumbled through the dark hallways, her Quatre plushie tucked under her arm. She grumbled something quietly before placing a hand on the doorknob to an apartment. She pushed the door open and looked around at the dark apartment.
"Hum...Rei and the red devil are missing..." She trudged into the apartment, tripping over some random items, before making her way to the bathroom, "My bed room..." She placed her hand on the knob, turned, and went to push open the door. A terrified yell came from inside the like bathroom, but it fazed Ayu not.
"AYU-CHAN!! What are you doing!!??" Shinji threw a towel over his lap,
"Good night Shinji-kun..." She tripped over the bathtub, and fell inside, cuddling her Quatre plushie. Shinji tried to crane his next to see, but he didn't want to get off the commode.
"She's sound asleep." Came a voice at the door. Shinji turned his head to see Charlie at the door, dressed in his Rei Ayanami Pajamas. Charlie tilted his beret upward, "She has a minor hangover from the sugar soda. Minor in tales sleepwalking." Shinji threw another towel over his lap. Toji came over, rubbing his eye,
"What's all the noise in here?" He looked down at the tub and saw Ayu, "Good god Shinji!! What did you do to the poor, sweet girl?! I swore that I-"
"I didn't do anything! She was sleepwalking and fell in the tub!" He grabbed another towel and threw it over his lap.
"He's telling the truth." Charlie said with a nod.
"Are those our towels?" Toji asked pointing at Shinji's lap. Shinji nodded, "Fine then. We burn them in the morning." Charlie looked over at Toji,
"Agreeable. Next issue of business, who's bringing Ayu home?" Toji grinned,
"I'll do it."
Charlie shook his head, "No, I cannot trust you with that kind of responsibility. Don't forget, I was a boy once. I shall return Ayu to her-"
"You're still a boy. You just want to see Rei sleeping." Toji commented.
"So what?" They looked over at Shinji,
"Don't look at me like that. I'm trying to go to the bathroom." All three looked down on the sleeping Ayu, who rolled over, still huggling Quatre.
"Can't we just wake her up?" Shinji asked.
"No, she'll freak out when she sees you sitting on the toilet, and herself in the tub." Charlie said with a shake of his head.
"Besides, I swore that I'd-"
"Ok, Toji. That's enough. Let's keep this PG." Charlie said.
"Precisely why you can't see Rei, Charlie. Oi, Shinji, do you still have that thing that Misato used to cover her eyes when she slept?" Shinji nodded and Toji ran off.
"Um...Charlie, you think you can step out for a moment? I'd like to finish." Charlie looked around,
"Oh...sure." He pulled the shower curtain around the tub, and went to stand outside the door. In a few moments, Toji returned carrying a little black thingy to cover Ayu's eyes with.
"See, Charlie. We can slip this over her eyes, wake her up, and get her out." Shinji heard the guys outside mumbling as he zipped up his pants. He began to wash his hands, and looked down on Ayu. *Hell* he thought, *I've had a mishap with every other girl in this base, why not her? * He heard her body clink against the side of the tub, and the bathroom door click open.
"You done Shinji?"
"Yeah, I'm done..." The boys outside flung open the door, and Toji leapt into the bathtub. Collective Charlie Shinji sweat drop. Toji slipped the black thingy over Ayu's eyes, and lifted a 'thumbs up' over the tub wall.
"Alright then, wake her up." Toji shook Ayu's shoulder, and she muttered,
"Who's there...?"
"The man you've wished for-"
"Denzel Washington?" Collective Shinji Charlie Toji sweat drop.
"Close enough..." Charlie commented, lifting Ayu out of the tub.
"Charlie-kun? Where am I?"
"You were sleepwalking again."
"Where'd I end up this time?
"You don't want to know...." Shinji commented.
"You're still in here Shinji? Were you constipated or something?
"I swore..." Toji whimpered, "I swore..." Shinji blushed,
"No...no..."
"Why can't I see?"
"Come on Ayu...let's go." Charlie grabbed Ayu's hand and led her out the apartment. Toji bent down on the floor and put his head in his hands,
"I swore...I swore...I swore..."
"What, pray tell, did you swear, Toji?" Shinji asked.
"PG rating, remember? I'll tell you later."
The Next Morning...
"Oi, Charlie-kun. Where's Ayu?" Misato asked, passing the boy in the hall.
"She's painting again. She's actually almost done."
"Are you serious? If you ask me, that girl has a few screws lose."
"In my eyes, we all have missing screws, some more that others. It's all relative." Misato raised her eyebrow at Charlie's comment, but the boy seemed unfazed.
"Whatever. As long as she's ready by the time we have to battle the new Angel." Charlie almost suddenly lost his cool.
"We have to fight an angel?! When? How?!"
"With the Evas, silly. That's why you're an Eva pilot. And in the near future, it's almost prepared to come out of its shell." Charlie pushed his beret off his forehead out of shock.
"Holy crap..."
"Well, see you later, Charlie-kun." And Misato left him alone to his thoughts.
"Oh man, I got to let Ayu know-"
"I wouldn't do that if I was you..." Rei commented while walking past.
"Ayanami-sama..." Charlie said like he couldn't believe she was real. He floated after her, but she remained indifferent.
* Son Goku runs across, chasing Ayu, swinging a leopard suit*
"Leave me alone Asuka!!"
"AND, I bet you do not look half as good as ASUKA does in her Eva uniform!" Ayu tossed Ja-Rule up onto the walkway.
"Get'er Ja-rule." Ayu grumbled, but she heard her squirrel squeal. Asuka had punted it, and Ja-rule landed in Ayu's lap, twitching. Asuka's shoe imprint was on the squirrel's forehead.
"You squirrel was no match for me this time." Asuka began to laugh cockily.
"No, Ja-rule!" Ayu glared up at the walkway, "Now it's personal!" She stuffed Ja-rule in her pocket and 'biffed' up to the walkway. Biff was actually the sound effect she made, but you get the point. Asuka glared at Ayu,
"Is the peon going to fight me now?" Ayu shook her head slowly, before thrusting her hand in Asuka's face.
"I, Ayu LaQuisha Hamuera, who will one day be married to some extremely hot guy and make you incredibly jealous, challenge you to an Eva duel." Ayu smacked Asuka in the face with a white glove she found in her pocket. Asuka's head jerked to the side, but she brought it back slowly.
"I accept you duel-"
"Next time we use the Evas."
"I accept." She then smacked Ayu in the face with a glove. She then opened a dark vortex of evil with her index finger, "You will regret the day you challenged ASUKA." And disappeared into the vortex. Ayu pulled Ja-rule out of her 'Pocket Of Random Items'.
"You ok, lil' buddy?" Ayu massaged the squirrel's forehead. It chirped in a squirrel like manner and cuddled Ayu's hands, "That*censor*! Oh, I'll kick her *censor* just for you lil' buddy. I can't stand that *censor* mean *censor*!" Ayu put Ja-rule away and straighten out her overalls.
After a minute or so, Charlie walked in, having lost Rei's trail when she went through sprinkler.
"How's it going Ayu?" Ayu stood with her hand on her chin,
"It's missing something." Charlie looked at it,
"Looks non-threatening."
"Hum...ok. Where's your Eva?" Charlie pointed at Tuxedo, or what we know as his Eva. Ayu jumped of the walkway and ran over to his Eva.
"What is she doing?" He whispered to himself. Suddenly, She ripped the bottom off of the Eva's cape, "HEY! Don't do that!" She hopped up her Eva and pulled the incredibly long strip of black cloth around its head. (Think Ryu)
"What do you think Charlie-kun?!" She shouted from across the room.
"Even though you just destroyed my cape...it looks good." She gave a 'thumbs up', and 'biffed' back onto the walkway, when the first set of alarms sounded.
"What's that?" Ayu asked.
"The angel!" Charlie yelled, "Come on Ayu, he have to go get changed!" He grabbed Ayu's wrist and lead her to that room, in which they changed into their Eva uniforms. Ayu and Charlie walked in to see everyone changing together. Collective eyebrow lift from Charlie and Ayu.
"So wait...we all change in the same room?" Ayu asked.
Shinji nodded, "NERV is to cheep to buy separate ones." Rei glared evilly at him, "But of course, I don't mind. Eh heh heh."
"Oh, all right then." Ayu began to unlatch her overalls. Charlie looked around the room,
"Am I the only one who finds this odd? You girls are changing in front of two of the most perverted, and the savviest boys in all of Japan, all of the world...and you don't care?" Ayu put a hand to her chin,
"Maybe..." She began, "But what choice is there?"
"True..." Charlie said with a shrug.
* Unit 00 Wipe*
"ASUKA does look better than the lowly peon Ayu."
"Hey, no. I look better than you!" Rei sat quietly on the bench, awaiting orders. Asuka and Ayu turned to the guys who sat on the opposite bench, when they were told to get into their Eva's.
Moments later...
"Don't forget, you only have a max of 5 minutes on the battery. 3 if the Eva's are very active." Collective pilot nod, "Ready? Launch!" The Eva's shot up the tubes, Ayu yelling the whole way,
"HOOOOOOOOLY COOOOOOOOOOOW!!! SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!" (For a musical selection at this point in the story, I would like to suggest Shining Collection by Iceman, or some other kick ass hyper/rock song.) When the Eva's reached the surface, Ayu pulled her Eva back to face Asuka's, its black head band flapping in the wind. Asuka faced Ayu, ready to pull out her knife. Rei and Charlie began to run over to where the angel was.
"Oi, Toji..." Shinji said,
"What is it?"
"You think Charlie-kun and Rei can handle the angel?"
"Yeah, I want to see Ayu and Asuka fight too."
The angel looked at all the Eva's, sizing up which were actually against it.
"ALRIGHT ASUKA! Let's do THIS!!!!" Asuka pulled out her knife and began to charge for Ayu. Ayu ran backwards for a bit before jumping into a back flip.
"What the-"
"You'll remember the day you accepted a duel from Ayu..." Ayu grumbled, placing her hand around a healthy looking tree. Ayu pulls the tree out of the ground and holds it in front of her. Asuka charges with her knife again, and Ayu swings at her with the tree. Ayu begins hopping backwards, Asuka right in front of her the whole time. She swings the tree again, hitting Asuka in the side of the head, but Asuka catches Ayu in the bottom of the arm. The red Eva stumbles backward, and inside the blue Eva, Ayu howls in pain. The Unit 06 pulls the knife out of its arm and growls at Unit 02. Unit 06's arm had begun to spark.
"She's not as weak as I thought..." Ayu mumbled as Asuka's picture flickered onto her screen,
"Are you tired lowly, peon?" Ayu went to punch the screen, but her arm was in incredible pain.
"Ha cha cha cha..." She squealed, "That hurts...."
Shinji's Eva passed Toji's an incredibly large bucket of popcorn.
At the 'Real' Battle...
Charlie wrapped his cape around his body,
"Don't fear, my fair, beautiful Ayanami Rei. I shall deal with the Angel and you won't have to worry about a thing, my sweet."
"You really should pay attention to the angel." Charlie pulled a red-ish tree out of the ground,
"A rose, for the beautiful Rei."
"I warned you..." But before Charlie could do anything else, the angel's large blue hand connected with Unit 07's face, giving him the ill mean backhand. Charlie spun around and fell to the ground. Rei looked down at him, "Dijobu ka?" And Charlie did his trademark moan.
"Ayanami-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Rei turned to the angel, who seemed to be laughing at the poor, suave-less Charlie who lay on the floor. She ran over to it, and grabbed its hand. Around and around she spun, and angel tensed as Unit 00's fingers sunk into its wrist. With her other hand, Rei pulled out her knife, and sliced the hand off the angel, sending it flying. It landed with a monumental THUD near the area where Ayu and Asuka were battling. Rei ran off, leaving Charlie on the ground.
"Wow..." Shinji said, "Ayu's pretty vicious with that left hand of hers."
"Well, she has to be. Asuka totaled her right one with another feint blow." Toji retorted, throwing popcorn into Unit 03's mouth that were as big as boulders.
Ayu punched Asuka in the hand with her left hand, and Asuka stepped back a bit.
"I am still fully functional," Asuka quipped, "You're going to lose." She grabbed Ayu's left wrist and began to pull. Ayu squealed, and gave Asuka a swift kick to the groin. (Hey, it might not hurt as much on girls, but still...) Asuka staggered back again, as did Ayu.
"My arms, shou!" Ayu reached down on the ground, picked up a Minivan, a hurled it at Asuka's face. But now, with all the blows Ayu landed to Asuka's head, you would think she would pass out, right? Well, Asuka was channeling the forces of darkness, which was making it incredibly hard for Ayu to knock her out. These forces of darkness are starting to sound pretty tempting...
Asuka reached down and picked up a Benz, and hurled it Ayu. Ayu squealed, and grabbed it out of the air gently
"No, no, no." Ayu said, "We don't throw cars we'll never be able to actually buy," She set the car down, and hurled a Pickup Truck bomb, which exploded in Asuka's eyes, finally doing some damage.
"My EYES!" Asuka squealed, holding her face and leaning backwards. Ayu leapt into the air, with the following eyes of Shinji and Toji, and landed on Asuka's chest. Asuka fell to the ground, and Ayu crouched on her body. Ayu reached out her good-arm, trying to grab anything she could hit Asuka with. She grabbed Shinji's leg.
"Ayu, let me go!" Shinji yelled, spilling the popcorn. He slipped a building support beam in Ayu's hand, making the building fall to ground, and in the process, demolishing many smaller buildings. Ayu began to beat on Asuka's head and body, laughing frenziedly.
"Shinji-kun..." Toji whispered, "I think Ayu snapped." Shinji nodded.
Meanwhile...
Rei proceeded to chop up the angel, dealing with that little, tiny problem. Ok, back the main, more fun battle. Ayu continued to bash at Asuka,
"Why-won't-you-pass-out!?" She roared, beating as hard as she could with her left arm. Asuka laughed,
"Don't you get it, stupid girl? You can't win!" Ayu, growing angrier, lodged the support beam in Asuka's right hand. But, she then heard a beeping inside her cockpit.
"What the-" As it turned out, Ayu, Asuka, and Rei had spent up all of their energy. Shinji and Toji still had power left, they didn't do much. And Charlie? Do I even have to touch on that? Upon each screen, and angry woman appeared,
"Back to head quarters, POST HASTE!" Ayu lifted an eyebrow,
"Who the hell is that?" Shinji appeared on her screen,
"That's the blond lady whose always with Misato...I forgot her name." Ayu glared down at Asuka, who was still laughing. Ayu muttered, hanging her head,
"One day...we'll finish this..." Their Eva's hung limp in the wind, 06's taught hand barely inches from Asuka's neck.
* Linkin Park's New CD 'Reanimation', rolls by *
Commander Ikari sat in the dark, his hands in front of his face, making him look particularly menacing. The six children stood at attention, Ayu at one end of the line, Asuka at the other. Ikari began to speak,
"You did more damage than the angel did." He said quietly and slowly, "Look at the screen..." It showed a picture of Ayu running backwards, stepping on many little buildings, and knocking some bigger ones over. Next was Shinji and Toji, dropping the boulder sized popcorn all around, taking out buildings as they flung the popcorn. Charlie fell in the park, landing on the play equipment.
"So that's what poked me in the-"
"Pay attention." Commander Ikari said as he switched the picture. It was Rei flinging the angel, chopping down some pretty large buildings. Next was Asuka with the Benz. Commander Ikari stopped the film, "A Benz, Asuka? I know it's not Japanese, but it's a da*n nice car." He continued the show, Ayu and the support beam, Shinji dropping the popcorn, Toji tripping over a fire hydrant and landing on a building. After a few minutes, the show was over.
"What do you have to say?" Misato asked, stepping out of the darkness. Ayu turned to Charlie and grinned,
"I say..." She began, "I say Rei saved the day." The Commander looked at Rei,
"Well, she did. And since she's my favorite, I vote to blame Shinji for everything." Shinji looked deeply hurt,
"But I didn't do anything! And Toji tripped over the fire hydrant!"
"Tisk tisk, No son of mine will shift the blame on other men. That is not manly." Rei looked straight ahead, motionless, emotionless,
"I say we forget the whole thing. The angel was destroyed, and that's all that matters." Ikari went back to looking menacing,
"Fine. If Rei thinks so..." Ayu jumped over to Rei and sling a blue Superman cape over her shoulders. It had a 'W' though.
"Yeah! Wonder girl!" Charlie and Ayu cheered, looking very foolish. Asuka disappeared into another of her dark vortexes.
"Next time...you will be destroyed." She hissed, closing the vortex behind her.
Next Episode: Talent Show? Oh, there's a prise! Oh, the five star hot baths of my dreams Episode Three-ish: "Needing Entertainment..." And there'll be loads of Fan-service!
Son Goku: Look, look! I got her into the gold dress!
Ayu-chan: :: grumbles:: No way in hell he could get me in the cat suit. I hoped you enjoyed the second episode. Tell me if I can change anything to make this better in the reviews, ok? Arigato!
Son Goku: Come on, come on, sing, sing!
Ayu-chan: No...I will not.
Son Goku: :: puts head on her shoulder:: Please, please? I like your singing.
Ayu-chan: No...I won't sing.
Son Goku: :: whimpers:: Oh...ok...I will just stay here on you shoulder looking pitiful till you give in.
Ayu-chan: ::grumbles:: You are lucky you're so damn kawaii...
Son Goku: She saw a picture of me with a band-aid on my check, and thought I looked like 'Nelly', so now she dressed me up like him!
Ayu-chan: Vokal from head to toe. I dare not take of his kinko...he'd probably kill me.
Son Goku: I wouldn't kill you, per say. I'd probably ra-
Ayu-chan: :: throws a hand over his mouth:: Shhh, you can't say stuff like that, or I'll have to raise the rating.
Son Goku: Oh, ok. Now for your part of the deal
Ayu-chan: What part?
Son Goku: You have to dress up like Beyonce.
Ayu-chan: What do you know about Beyonce?
Son Goku: I saw her on BET...
Ayu-chan: ::looks out an audience::
Son Goku: Or Ayumi Hamasaki in her leopard suit. You're choice. :: holds out short gold dress and leopard suit:: I've wondered what you'd look like in either.
Ayu-chan: ::blush:: Why don't you guys read the story while we sort out Son Goku's fantasies that will never happen.
Son Goku: :: grabs Ayu's wrist:: Oh yes they will, I look like a fool. :: pulls her off stage::
Episode 2-ish: The Battle That Destroyed Tokyo 3, again AKA The Ultimate Ayu-Asuka Battle.
In Commander Ikari's office
"Commander, there's an Angel reading in the south-west part of the city."
"What?" He took of the headphones he borrowed from Ayu, "An Angel reading? Bring it on the screen. A large blue disk floated over the city, long claws extending from each side, "Ugly sucker, ain't it?"
"Um...quite Commander. It is in an inactive state. From the data we've collected, at this phase, it is impossible to harm it. Skin stronger than diamonds. Yet, when it activates, its destructive power will certainly increase, but it's skin will be thin like paper." Commander Ikari nodded,
"Then, take the necessary precautions and be ready to deal with it."
"Yes sir." The commander put his headphones back on.
"Oh yeah, Duh duh duh, duh du duh, duh du duh."
* Son Goku runs across, chasing Ayu, swinging a golden dress*
Ayu stumbled through the dark hallways, her Quatre plushie tucked under her arm. She grumbled something quietly before placing a hand on the doorknob to an apartment. She pushed the door open and looked around at the dark apartment.
"Hum...Rei and the red devil are missing..." She trudged into the apartment, tripping over some random items, before making her way to the bathroom, "My bed room..." She placed her hand on the knob, turned, and went to push open the door. A terrified yell came from inside the like bathroom, but it fazed Ayu not.
"AYU-CHAN!! What are you doing!!??" Shinji threw a towel over his lap,
"Good night Shinji-kun..." She tripped over the bathtub, and fell inside, cuddling her Quatre plushie. Shinji tried to crane his next to see, but he didn't want to get off the commode.
"She's sound asleep." Came a voice at the door. Shinji turned his head to see Charlie at the door, dressed in his Rei Ayanami Pajamas. Charlie tilted his beret upward, "She has a minor hangover from the sugar soda. Minor in tales sleepwalking." Shinji threw another towel over his lap. Toji came over, rubbing his eye,
"What's all the noise in here?" He looked down at the tub and saw Ayu, "Good god Shinji!! What did you do to the poor, sweet girl?! I swore that I-"
"I didn't do anything! She was sleepwalking and fell in the tub!" He grabbed another towel and threw it over his lap.
"He's telling the truth." Charlie said with a nod.
"Are those our towels?" Toji asked pointing at Shinji's lap. Shinji nodded, "Fine then. We burn them in the morning." Charlie looked over at Toji,
"Agreeable. Next issue of business, who's bringing Ayu home?" Toji grinned,
"I'll do it."
Charlie shook his head, "No, I cannot trust you with that kind of responsibility. Don't forget, I was a boy once. I shall return Ayu to her-"
"You're still a boy. You just want to see Rei sleeping." Toji commented.
"So what?" They looked over at Shinji,
"Don't look at me like that. I'm trying to go to the bathroom." All three looked down on the sleeping Ayu, who rolled over, still huggling Quatre.
"Can't we just wake her up?" Shinji asked.
"No, she'll freak out when she sees you sitting on the toilet, and herself in the tub." Charlie said with a shake of his head.
"Besides, I swore that I'd-"
"Ok, Toji. That's enough. Let's keep this PG." Charlie said.
"Precisely why you can't see Rei, Charlie. Oi, Shinji, do you still have that thing that Misato used to cover her eyes when she slept?" Shinji nodded and Toji ran off.
"Um...Charlie, you think you can step out for a moment? I'd like to finish." Charlie looked around,
"Oh...sure." He pulled the shower curtain around the tub, and went to stand outside the door. In a few moments, Toji returned carrying a little black thingy to cover Ayu's eyes with.
"See, Charlie. We can slip this over her eyes, wake her up, and get her out." Shinji heard the guys outside mumbling as he zipped up his pants. He began to wash his hands, and looked down on Ayu. *Hell* he thought, *I've had a mishap with every other girl in this base, why not her? * He heard her body clink against the side of the tub, and the bathroom door click open.
"You done Shinji?"
"Yeah, I'm done..." The boys outside flung open the door, and Toji leapt into the bathtub. Collective Charlie Shinji sweat drop. Toji slipped the black thingy over Ayu's eyes, and lifted a 'thumbs up' over the tub wall.
"Alright then, wake her up." Toji shook Ayu's shoulder, and she muttered,
"Who's there...?"
"The man you've wished for-"
"Denzel Washington?" Collective Shinji Charlie Toji sweat drop.
"Close enough..." Charlie commented, lifting Ayu out of the tub.
"Charlie-kun? Where am I?"
"You were sleepwalking again."
"Where'd I end up this time?
"You don't want to know...." Shinji commented.
"You're still in here Shinji? Were you constipated or something?
"I swore..." Toji whimpered, "I swore..." Shinji blushed,
"No...no..."
"Why can't I see?"
"Come on Ayu...let's go." Charlie grabbed Ayu's hand and led her out the apartment. Toji bent down on the floor and put his head in his hands,
"I swore...I swore...I swore..."
"What, pray tell, did you swear, Toji?" Shinji asked.
"PG rating, remember? I'll tell you later."
The Next Morning...
"Oi, Charlie-kun. Where's Ayu?" Misato asked, passing the boy in the hall.
"She's painting again. She's actually almost done."
"Are you serious? If you ask me, that girl has a few screws lose."
"In my eyes, we all have missing screws, some more that others. It's all relative." Misato raised her eyebrow at Charlie's comment, but the boy seemed unfazed.
"Whatever. As long as she's ready by the time we have to battle the new Angel." Charlie almost suddenly lost his cool.
"We have to fight an angel?! When? How?!"
"With the Evas, silly. That's why you're an Eva pilot. And in the near future, it's almost prepared to come out of its shell." Charlie pushed his beret off his forehead out of shock.
"Holy crap..."
"Well, see you later, Charlie-kun." And Misato left him alone to his thoughts.
"Oh man, I got to let Ayu know-"
"I wouldn't do that if I was you..." Rei commented while walking past.
"Ayanami-sama..." Charlie said like he couldn't believe she was real. He floated after her, but she remained indifferent.
* Son Goku runs across, chasing Ayu, swinging a leopard suit*
"Leave me alone Asuka!!"
"AND, I bet you do not look half as good as ASUKA does in her Eva uniform!" Ayu tossed Ja-Rule up onto the walkway.
"Get'er Ja-rule." Ayu grumbled, but she heard her squirrel squeal. Asuka had punted it, and Ja-rule landed in Ayu's lap, twitching. Asuka's shoe imprint was on the squirrel's forehead.
"You squirrel was no match for me this time." Asuka began to laugh cockily.
"No, Ja-rule!" Ayu glared up at the walkway, "Now it's personal!" She stuffed Ja-rule in her pocket and 'biffed' up to the walkway. Biff was actually the sound effect she made, but you get the point. Asuka glared at Ayu,
"Is the peon going to fight me now?" Ayu shook her head slowly, before thrusting her hand in Asuka's face.
"I, Ayu LaQuisha Hamuera, who will one day be married to some extremely hot guy and make you incredibly jealous, challenge you to an Eva duel." Ayu smacked Asuka in the face with a white glove she found in her pocket. Asuka's head jerked to the side, but she brought it back slowly.
"I accept you duel-"
"Next time we use the Evas."
"I accept." She then smacked Ayu in the face with a glove. She then opened a dark vortex of evil with her index finger, "You will regret the day you challenged ASUKA." And disappeared into the vortex. Ayu pulled Ja-rule out of her 'Pocket Of Random Items'.
"You ok, lil' buddy?" Ayu massaged the squirrel's forehead. It chirped in a squirrel like manner and cuddled Ayu's hands, "That*censor*! Oh, I'll kick her *censor* just for you lil' buddy. I can't stand that *censor* mean *censor*!" Ayu put Ja-rule away and straighten out her overalls.
After a minute or so, Charlie walked in, having lost Rei's trail when she went through sprinkler.
"How's it going Ayu?" Ayu stood with her hand on her chin,
"It's missing something." Charlie looked at it,
"Looks non-threatening."
"Hum...ok. Where's your Eva?" Charlie pointed at Tuxedo, or what we know as his Eva. Ayu jumped of the walkway and ran over to his Eva.
"What is she doing?" He whispered to himself. Suddenly, She ripped the bottom off of the Eva's cape, "HEY! Don't do that!" She hopped up her Eva and pulled the incredibly long strip of black cloth around its head. (Think Ryu)
"What do you think Charlie-kun?!" She shouted from across the room.
"Even though you just destroyed my cape...it looks good." She gave a 'thumbs up', and 'biffed' back onto the walkway, when the first set of alarms sounded.
"What's that?" Ayu asked.
"The angel!" Charlie yelled, "Come on Ayu, he have to go get changed!" He grabbed Ayu's wrist and lead her to that room, in which they changed into their Eva uniforms. Ayu and Charlie walked in to see everyone changing together. Collective eyebrow lift from Charlie and Ayu.
"So wait...we all change in the same room?" Ayu asked.
Shinji nodded, "NERV is to cheep to buy separate ones." Rei glared evilly at him, "But of course, I don't mind. Eh heh heh."
"Oh, all right then." Ayu began to unlatch her overalls. Charlie looked around the room,
"Am I the only one who finds this odd? You girls are changing in front of two of the most perverted, and the savviest boys in all of Japan, all of the world...and you don't care?" Ayu put a hand to her chin,
"Maybe..." She began, "But what choice is there?"
"True..." Charlie said with a shrug.
* Unit 00 Wipe*
"ASUKA does look better than the lowly peon Ayu."
"Hey, no. I look better than you!" Rei sat quietly on the bench, awaiting orders. Asuka and Ayu turned to the guys who sat on the opposite bench, when they were told to get into their Eva's.
Moments later...
"Don't forget, you only have a max of 5 minutes on the battery. 3 if the Eva's are very active." Collective pilot nod, "Ready? Launch!" The Eva's shot up the tubes, Ayu yelling the whole way,
"HOOOOOOOOLY COOOOOOOOOOOW!!! SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!" (For a musical selection at this point in the story, I would like to suggest Shining Collection by Iceman, or some other kick ass hyper/rock song.) When the Eva's reached the surface, Ayu pulled her Eva back to face Asuka's, its black head band flapping in the wind. Asuka faced Ayu, ready to pull out her knife. Rei and Charlie began to run over to where the angel was.
"Oi, Toji..." Shinji said,
"What is it?"
"You think Charlie-kun and Rei can handle the angel?"
"Yeah, I want to see Ayu and Asuka fight too."
The angel looked at all the Eva's, sizing up which were actually against it.
"ALRIGHT ASUKA! Let's do THIS!!!!" Asuka pulled out her knife and began to charge for Ayu. Ayu ran backwards for a bit before jumping into a back flip.
"What the-"
"You'll remember the day you accepted a duel from Ayu..." Ayu grumbled, placing her hand around a healthy looking tree. Ayu pulls the tree out of the ground and holds it in front of her. Asuka charges with her knife again, and Ayu swings at her with the tree. Ayu begins hopping backwards, Asuka right in front of her the whole time. She swings the tree again, hitting Asuka in the side of the head, but Asuka catches Ayu in the bottom of the arm. The red Eva stumbles backward, and inside the blue Eva, Ayu howls in pain. The Unit 06 pulls the knife out of its arm and growls at Unit 02. Unit 06's arm had begun to spark.
"She's not as weak as I thought..." Ayu mumbled as Asuka's picture flickered onto her screen,
"Are you tired lowly, peon?" Ayu went to punch the screen, but her arm was in incredible pain.
"Ha cha cha cha..." She squealed, "That hurts...."
Shinji's Eva passed Toji's an incredibly large bucket of popcorn.
At the 'Real' Battle...
Charlie wrapped his cape around his body,
"Don't fear, my fair, beautiful Ayanami Rei. I shall deal with the Angel and you won't have to worry about a thing, my sweet."
"You really should pay attention to the angel." Charlie pulled a red-ish tree out of the ground,
"A rose, for the beautiful Rei."
"I warned you..." But before Charlie could do anything else, the angel's large blue hand connected with Unit 07's face, giving him the ill mean backhand. Charlie spun around and fell to the ground. Rei looked down at him, "Dijobu ka?" And Charlie did his trademark moan.
"Ayanami-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Rei turned to the angel, who seemed to be laughing at the poor, suave-less Charlie who lay on the floor. She ran over to it, and grabbed its hand. Around and around she spun, and angel tensed as Unit 00's fingers sunk into its wrist. With her other hand, Rei pulled out her knife, and sliced the hand off the angel, sending it flying. It landed with a monumental THUD near the area where Ayu and Asuka were battling. Rei ran off, leaving Charlie on the ground.
"Wow..." Shinji said, "Ayu's pretty vicious with that left hand of hers."
"Well, she has to be. Asuka totaled her right one with another feint blow." Toji retorted, throwing popcorn into Unit 03's mouth that were as big as boulders.
Ayu punched Asuka in the hand with her left hand, and Asuka stepped back a bit.
"I am still fully functional," Asuka quipped, "You're going to lose." She grabbed Ayu's left wrist and began to pull. Ayu squealed, and gave Asuka a swift kick to the groin. (Hey, it might not hurt as much on girls, but still...) Asuka staggered back again, as did Ayu.
"My arms, shou!" Ayu reached down on the ground, picked up a Minivan, a hurled it at Asuka's face. But now, with all the blows Ayu landed to Asuka's head, you would think she would pass out, right? Well, Asuka was channeling the forces of darkness, which was making it incredibly hard for Ayu to knock her out. These forces of darkness are starting to sound pretty tempting...
Asuka reached down and picked up a Benz, and hurled it Ayu. Ayu squealed, and grabbed it out of the air gently
"No, no, no." Ayu said, "We don't throw cars we'll never be able to actually buy," She set the car down, and hurled a Pickup Truck bomb, which exploded in Asuka's eyes, finally doing some damage.
"My EYES!" Asuka squealed, holding her face and leaning backwards. Ayu leapt into the air, with the following eyes of Shinji and Toji, and landed on Asuka's chest. Asuka fell to the ground, and Ayu crouched on her body. Ayu reached out her good-arm, trying to grab anything she could hit Asuka with. She grabbed Shinji's leg.
"Ayu, let me go!" Shinji yelled, spilling the popcorn. He slipped a building support beam in Ayu's hand, making the building fall to ground, and in the process, demolishing many smaller buildings. Ayu began to beat on Asuka's head and body, laughing frenziedly.
"Shinji-kun..." Toji whispered, "I think Ayu snapped." Shinji nodded.
Meanwhile...
Rei proceeded to chop up the angel, dealing with that little, tiny problem. Ok, back the main, more fun battle. Ayu continued to bash at Asuka,
"Why-won't-you-pass-out!?" She roared, beating as hard as she could with her left arm. Asuka laughed,
"Don't you get it, stupid girl? You can't win!" Ayu, growing angrier, lodged the support beam in Asuka's right hand. But, she then heard a beeping inside her cockpit.
"What the-" As it turned out, Ayu, Asuka, and Rei had spent up all of their energy. Shinji and Toji still had power left, they didn't do much. And Charlie? Do I even have to touch on that? Upon each screen, and angry woman appeared,
"Back to head quarters, POST HASTE!" Ayu lifted an eyebrow,
"Who the hell is that?" Shinji appeared on her screen,
"That's the blond lady whose always with Misato...I forgot her name." Ayu glared down at Asuka, who was still laughing. Ayu muttered, hanging her head,
"One day...we'll finish this..." Their Eva's hung limp in the wind, 06's taught hand barely inches from Asuka's neck.
* Linkin Park's New CD 'Reanimation', rolls by *
Commander Ikari sat in the dark, his hands in front of his face, making him look particularly menacing. The six children stood at attention, Ayu at one end of the line, Asuka at the other. Ikari began to speak,
"You did more damage than the angel did." He said quietly and slowly, "Look at the screen..." It showed a picture of Ayu running backwards, stepping on many little buildings, and knocking some bigger ones over. Next was Shinji and Toji, dropping the boulder sized popcorn all around, taking out buildings as they flung the popcorn. Charlie fell in the park, landing on the play equipment.
"So that's what poked me in the-"
"Pay attention." Commander Ikari said as he switched the picture. It was Rei flinging the angel, chopping down some pretty large buildings. Next was Asuka with the Benz. Commander Ikari stopped the film, "A Benz, Asuka? I know it's not Japanese, but it's a da*n nice car." He continued the show, Ayu and the support beam, Shinji dropping the popcorn, Toji tripping over a fire hydrant and landing on a building. After a few minutes, the show was over.
"What do you have to say?" Misato asked, stepping out of the darkness. Ayu turned to Charlie and grinned,
"I say..." She began, "I say Rei saved the day." The Commander looked at Rei,
"Well, she did. And since she's my favorite, I vote to blame Shinji for everything." Shinji looked deeply hurt,
"But I didn't do anything! And Toji tripped over the fire hydrant!"
"Tisk tisk, No son of mine will shift the blame on other men. That is not manly." Rei looked straight ahead, motionless, emotionless,
"I say we forget the whole thing. The angel was destroyed, and that's all that matters." Ikari went back to looking menacing,
"Fine. If Rei thinks so..." Ayu jumped over to Rei and sling a blue Superman cape over her shoulders. It had a 'W' though.
"Yeah! Wonder girl!" Charlie and Ayu cheered, looking very foolish. Asuka disappeared into another of her dark vortexes.
"Next time...you will be destroyed." She hissed, closing the vortex behind her.
Next Episode: Talent Show? Oh, there's a prise! Oh, the five star hot baths of my dreams Episode Three-ish: "Needing Entertainment..." And there'll be loads of Fan-service!
Son Goku: Look, look! I got her into the gold dress!
Ayu-chan: :: grumbles:: No way in hell he could get me in the cat suit. I hoped you enjoyed the second episode. Tell me if I can change anything to make this better in the reviews, ok? Arigato!
Son Goku: Come on, come on, sing, sing!
Ayu-chan: No...I will not.
Son Goku: :: puts head on her shoulder:: Please, please? I like your singing.
Ayu-chan: No...I won't sing.
Son Goku: :: whimpers:: Oh...ok...I will just stay here on you shoulder looking pitiful till you give in.
Ayu-chan: ::grumbles:: You are lucky you're so damn kawaii...