Wishy Wash Machine of Doom
We start off our happy little story with Zim in his lab.
Zim: AH HA! I've done it! I've figured out how to beat Dib and rule this flithy planet!
*Gir walks into the lab*
Gir: OOOOOOOOO what's thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!
Zim: that is the washing machine! It cleans humans clothes! So if I break every washing machine, every human will smell and bow down to me if they want their clothes washed!
Gir: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zim: Yes Gir... now lets go start off with Dib. We shall break his washing machine. With you Gir, we shall blow up every washing machine in the world!
Gir: Can I explodeeeeeeeeeee?
Zim: No Gir! We mist focus on the mission at hand! YOU CAN BLOW UP WASHING MACHINES!
Gir: Can I make my head explode? Maybe it can blow up the machine!
Zim: Shut up and lets go... *Drags Gir to Dibs house. They sneak inside and go into the backroom and start kicking the machine.*
Dib: *hears and goes into the backroom where he sees them* What are you doing to my wahsing machine?!
Gir: EXPLODiN' IT!
Dib: But I need it to wash clothes!
Zim: Its all part of my plan...
Dib: What are you gonna do?! Destroy all the washing machines?!?!?!?!
Zim: YOU SHALL BE ALL STINKY AND NAKEY IF YOU DO NOT BOW DOWN TO ME FLITHY DIB!
Dib: *thinks* Hmmm... Well, if I am stinky, then I can make you smell my stink and it would be so strong IT WOULD KILL YOU!
Zim: I wont care about that when I rule the earth!
Dib: *lunges himself at Gir*
Zim: Launch your missiles I gave you gir!
Gir: OK! YAY! WHEE! *Launches missiles* EAT MISSILES! *Cupcakes come rolling out and Dib is engulfed by cupca,ed and ib buried alive*
Dib: *mumbling* GAH! HELP!
Zun: Hmmm... He may not be dead but it shall do. I hate to admit it Gir but, good work.
Gir: *Eating the cupcakes*
Dib: I'LL GET YOU ZIM!
Zim: Dream on Dib! After I break all the washing machines you'll be mine! *breaks the washing machine* COME GIR! We shall now go and break all of the washing machines...
Gir: YES MY LORD!
Dib: *comes out of cupcakes and tackles Zim*
Zim: GAH! * throws Dib and runs away* Now to break all the washing machines Gir!
Dib: How dumb can he get...
~Later in the City~
Gir: Can I throw tacos at them?
Zim: Yes yes very well...
(GIR starts to throw tacos at everyone)
Zim: Goes into peoples houses and breaks their washing machines*
Police: *comes up to Zim* are you a Mister, Zim?
Zim: *looks up* yes? I am the almighty Zim!
Police: Your scaring little kids and breakin washin machines so we have to arrest ya!
Police: Sorry but it's stantard police what chu ma call its business...
Zim: how could you arrest almight Zim your furture slave master?!
Other police dude: and some big headed kid told us your breaking em!
Zim: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB!
Police: *throw Zim into the car and drive off*
Dib: *sees Zim in the car* STUPID IRKEN!
Zim: *gets put in jail*
(In jail)
(Zim gets thrown into a jail cell with 5 other Big freaky looking people)
Freaky Dude #1: So what did you do to get here...
Freaky Dudette: Yeah like you dont look like you know evil or strong or like anything bad
Freaky Dude #2, 3, and 4: yeah yeah your right boss yep uh huh
Zim: SHUT UP YOU FITLY EARTH BEASTS I WAS THROWN IN THIS THING
BECAUSE I BLEW UP WASHING MACHINES!
GIR: I HELPED I BLEW UP MY HEAD!
(GIR in these scenes is headless because of this)
Freaky Dudette: Ewwwwww gross like thats digusting
Zim: WHY WHAT DID YOU EARTHINGS GET THROWN IN HERE
FOR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dude Gang: We tried to blow up all the FAST-FOOD stands!
Zim: That seems a little well odd...
Zim: Almost as if u were were were were....
Zim: ALIENS!!!!!!!!!
Dude Gang: So your an alien too...
Dudette: We've been looking for you. You've been very naughty boy!
Dude: We were supposed to assassinate you so you wouldnt blow the Irkens cover...
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIR HELP ME!
GIR: *Drinking a soda with his loose wires not a care in the world*
Dude Gang: *removes their disguises and start doing things to Zim*
Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
THE END!
We start off our happy little story with Zim in his lab.
Zim: AH HA! I've done it! I've figured out how to beat Dib and rule this flithy planet!
*Gir walks into the lab*
Gir: OOOOOOOOO what's thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!
Zim: that is the washing machine! It cleans humans clothes! So if I break every washing machine, every human will smell and bow down to me if they want their clothes washed!
Gir: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zim: Yes Gir... now lets go start off with Dib. We shall break his washing machine. With you Gir, we shall blow up every washing machine in the world!
Gir: Can I explodeeeeeeeeeee?
Zim: No Gir! We mist focus on the mission at hand! YOU CAN BLOW UP WASHING MACHINES!
Gir: Can I make my head explode? Maybe it can blow up the machine!
Zim: Shut up and lets go... *Drags Gir to Dibs house. They sneak inside and go into the backroom and start kicking the machine.*
Dib: *hears and goes into the backroom where he sees them* What are you doing to my wahsing machine?!
Gir: EXPLODiN' IT!
Dib: But I need it to wash clothes!
Zim: Its all part of my plan...
Dib: What are you gonna do?! Destroy all the washing machines?!?!?!?!
Zim: YOU SHALL BE ALL STINKY AND NAKEY IF YOU DO NOT BOW DOWN TO ME FLITHY DIB!
Dib: *thinks* Hmmm... Well, if I am stinky, then I can make you smell my stink and it would be so strong IT WOULD KILL YOU!
Zim: I wont care about that when I rule the earth!
Dib: *lunges himself at Gir*
Zim: Launch your missiles I gave you gir!
Gir: OK! YAY! WHEE! *Launches missiles* EAT MISSILES! *Cupcakes come rolling out and Dib is engulfed by cupca,ed and ib buried alive*
Dib: *mumbling* GAH! HELP!
Zun: Hmmm... He may not be dead but it shall do. I hate to admit it Gir but, good work.
Gir: *Eating the cupcakes*
Dib: I'LL GET YOU ZIM!
Zim: Dream on Dib! After I break all the washing machines you'll be mine! *breaks the washing machine* COME GIR! We shall now go and break all of the washing machines...
Gir: YES MY LORD!
Dib: *comes out of cupcakes and tackles Zim*
Zim: GAH! * throws Dib and runs away* Now to break all the washing machines Gir!
Dib: How dumb can he get...
~Later in the City~
Gir: Can I throw tacos at them?
Zim: Yes yes very well...
(GIR starts to throw tacos at everyone)
Zim: Goes into peoples houses and breaks their washing machines*
Police: *comes up to Zim* are you a Mister, Zim?
Zim: *looks up* yes? I am the almighty Zim!
Police: Your scaring little kids and breakin washin machines so we have to arrest ya!
Police: Sorry but it's stantard police what chu ma call its business...
Zim: how could you arrest almight Zim your furture slave master?!
Other police dude: and some big headed kid told us your breaking em!
Zim: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB!
Police: *throw Zim into the car and drive off*
Dib: *sees Zim in the car* STUPID IRKEN!
Zim: *gets put in jail*
(In jail)
(Zim gets thrown into a jail cell with 5 other Big freaky looking people)
Freaky Dude #1: So what did you do to get here...
Freaky Dudette: Yeah like you dont look like you know evil or strong or like anything bad
Freaky Dude #2, 3, and 4: yeah yeah your right boss yep uh huh
Zim: SHUT UP YOU FITLY EARTH BEASTS I WAS THROWN IN THIS THING
BECAUSE I BLEW UP WASHING MACHINES!
GIR: I HELPED I BLEW UP MY HEAD!
(GIR in these scenes is headless because of this)
Freaky Dudette: Ewwwwww gross like thats digusting
Zim: WHY WHAT DID YOU EARTHINGS GET THROWN IN HERE
FOR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dude Gang: We tried to blow up all the FAST-FOOD stands!
Zim: That seems a little well odd...
Zim: Almost as if u were were were were....
Zim: ALIENS!!!!!!!!!
Dude Gang: So your an alien too...
Dudette: We've been looking for you. You've been very naughty boy!
Dude: We were supposed to assassinate you so you wouldnt blow the Irkens cover...
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIR HELP ME!
GIR: *Drinking a soda with his loose wires not a care in the world*
Dude Gang: *removes their disguises and start doing things to Zim*
Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
THE END!