If you're looking for action, adventure and romance with evil trying to corrupt it, look no further. This is meant to be funny, so don't yell at me if it's out of hand.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: Oct 13, 2002 - Published: Jun 27, 2001 - id: 333015
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Chapter One
Chapter One
And the Stage is Set
*Locke Cole and Elizabeth Whittaker sit against
a tree, holding hands. Normally Elly would not do this, but she tells herself that this is
a special occasion and looks at Locke, a romantic look in his eyes. The wind pocke up and
Elly shivers, suddenly cold. Locke looks at Elly shivering and holds her. This is where
our story begins . . .*
Locke: Elly, you alright?
Elly: *nods* Yeah. I'm just a little
cold, but--
Locke: That should go away soon, dear.
*winks*
*Elly catches the wink and winks back*
Elly: I know, Locke. *smiles*
Locke: Well, we haven't had any time to
ourselves in a whi--
Voice: Locke, you aren't getting me
this time! Is Elly there?
*Locke grimances*
Locke: Yes. *hands Elly the phone* It's
Lufia.
*Elly takes the phone*
Elly: Hello? *puts Lufia on
speakerphone on the battery operated phone
Lufia: Hey Elly. I tell ya, Locke can--
*stops* I'm on speakerphone! Elly!
*Both of them laugh*
Locke: Yep.
Elly: I'm comfy. I'm not moving.
Lufia: *slyly* Alone with Locke, are
you?
Locke: Well, you knew that! You called
me! *yells*
*Lufia laughs*
Lufia: I know. Your wedding's not too
far off.
Elly: And I'll be glad when it's over.
*wipes her brow*
Locke: So will I.
Lufia: I can imagine. *pauses* Anyway,
I was wondering if you needed anything.
Locke: Time alone . . .
Elly: No craziness . . .
Both of them: No adventures.
Lufia: *sounds hesistant* Well--
Elly: Lufia, we gotta go. Bye! *hangs
up the phone*
*Locke grins*
Locke: Do you know how much I love you?
Elly: Well-- *kisses him* You do now.
*Locke blushes*
Elly: Well, it's chilly.
Locke: Is it?
Elly: Yeah. Don't you think so?
Locke: Elly, if you want to say like
this, just tell me.
Elly: I was only asking--
*Phone rings again*
Locke: Dang! *answers* Hey, Locke
speaking. Leave a message after the beep. *Locke belches into the phone*
*The person on the other line (Thalla) does not
appericate this and says indigantly into the phone*
Thalla: Locke Cole! You nasty pansy--
*Locke hangs up*
Locke: Why do I get the feeling it's
going to be crazy tonight?
Elly: Don't know--
*Once again the phone rings*
Elly: I'll get it. *answers* Hello?
*Elly's best friend (Katie) yells*
Katie: Beast! Where are you? Your mom's
been looking for you!
*Elly sighs*
Elly: I'm with Locke, Katie.
Katie: *does a double take* Locke--as
in Locke Cole?!
Elly: *grins* The one and only.
Katie: You have to let me meet him! I'm
so--
Elly: --jealous? *smirks*
Katie: Yeah. *sighs* What do I tell
your mom?
*Locke grabs the phone*
Locke: Hey there. I'm sorry, but
Elly's--
Katie: *romantic* Who cares about
Beast? You're Locke, right?
Locke: Y--yeah.
Katie: Well, you're--
*Locke blushes and smirks to Elly*
Locke: Thanks. Well, we gotta go. Come
to our wedding, Katie.
*Katie hyperventalites*
Katie: Wedding?! What--
*Locke hangs up*
Locke: Sorry.
Elly: That's okay.
*There is a moment of silence until someone
pokes Elly*
Elly: Ahh! *turns around* Oh, it's you,
Ryvnn.
*Center in on Ryvanna Trinslayer, a young Ka'Tacuri (demonic
winged elf) who looks no older then nineteen years old. Her hair is straight and long, the
color of it a turquoise color, which is a surprising color on a Ka'Tacuri of any kind. Her
skin is an albino color on her and it conflicts with her acrimonious dark blue eyes. Her
silver dress blows against the wind as well as her hair, her black wings with the gradient
purple at the tips flapping slowly behind her. On her belt are two katana blades, each
held in place by a scabbard.*
Ryvnn: *pouts* Aww! I thought it was
too dark to see!
Locke: Nope. I can still see you.
Elly: *looks at hippie watch* It's only
7:30 and everything has happened within the last ten minutes, Locke!
*Locke ponders*
Ryvnn: Well, I heard the phone ring too
much. *makes a face*
Locke: Well, people call. *looks to
Ryvnn* Anything you need, Ryv?
Ryvnn: Nope. Tadd went with Vincent to
the local pub to pick up some info on Sephiroth.
Elly: What are they doing after
Sephiroth? *has a puzzled expression on her face*
Ryvnn: *thinks* Don't know. Valentine's
the one after them.
Elly: That would explain it . .
. *sighs*
*Phone rings once more*
Ryvnn: Damn, Locke. Popular with the
locals or something?
Locke: Shut up, Ryv. *answers the
phone* Hey, L--
Terra: *hysterical* Locke, you have to
come here to Figaro immediately! It's horrible! *starts to cry*
Locke: *comfortingly* What, Terra? What
happened?
Terra: *still sobbing* It's . . . it's
Vincent. He decided to get into a fight with Edgar and Sabin . . . and when that happened,
Sabin was thrown into another dimension . . . and now
Edgar is going nuts trying to find him . . .
*pauses* I tell you . . . I'm just about sick of
this . . .
Elly: *hears the crying in the phone*
Who's that? *concerned*
Locke: Well, just hang tight, Terra. I
don't know what to tell you. I can't come by there because I don't know a way home from
wherever I'm at right now.
Terra: *pauses again as she sighs* Ok .
. . I'll do whatever you say . . . Locke . . .
Locke: There, now that's being a good
Terra. Just keep Edgar under control and don't do anything stupid. But then again . . .
*growls as he hears a click on the other side*
Damn it! Terra!
Elly and Ryvnn: What happened?
Ryvnn: More importantly, what happened
with Edgar?
Locke: *sighs* Appearently Vincent
challenged the two Figaro brothers. Something happenedto
the two of them and something went amiss. Sabin . . . well, he's in a different
dimension now . . .
Elly: Ohman . . . *sighs* I knew something was going to happen on the night we
were alone.
Ryvnn: No kidding. But . . . *grins*
Cheer up. You know . . . you always have each other.
*Locke rolls his eyes*
Locke: Yeah, but that's comforting to
know. I thought it was a gimme.
Elly: Me too. *puzzled*
Ryvnn: Well, we have to find out how to
get Sabin back in his dimension . . . after we find him.
*Vincent Viciome III walks toward them, an
Acuri (elf) who is around eighteen years old. He is dressed in the attire of a traveling
Acuri, which would be a dark green shirt with black slacks. A bow hangs on his shoulder
and his quiver is across his other shoulder, full of red feathered arrows. The young man
is wearing a dark green cloak, which enfolds his small, skinny figure. Hazel eyes look
toward the group, his specatcles reflecting the moonlight off the glass. Light brown hair
blows all around him and the unsuspecting figure smiles as he comes upon Ryvnn.*
Vincent: Hey there,
Ryvnn. *waves and stops in front of her*
*Ryvnn explodes*
Ryvnn: What in hell were you thinking,
Viciome?! You sent Sabin back in TIME, for Goddess' sake! What made you do that?
Vincent: *looks hurt* I don't know what
you're talking about, Ryvnn. I was alone, trying to make arrows for my bow all afternoon.
Ryvnn: You went with Tadd to--no, wait.
That was Valentine. So . . . Valentine was the one . . .
Elly: But what got Vincent so mad? I mean . . . the other Vincent had a quiet streak for
comtemplating things through. Now he's a
killing machine?
Vincent: All I know is that he asked me
to go with me and Tadd on how to find Sephiroth. The next thing I know, Tadd limps back to
us and says that he was beaten up. That was
pretty apparent through the black eye and the
broken arm.
Ryvnn: *worried* Broken arm? Black eye?
*sighs* Viciome, I say we go back.
Vincent: *mumbles* Only because your
betrowthed is in danger.
Ryvnn: Shut up! *smacks him, blushing*
Locke: So, we have to find a way to get
Sabin back. Any ideas?
Elly: We have to find out where he is,
Locke! *gives him a stern look* Remember?
Locke: Oh yeah.
Ryvnn: Well, we're going.
*Ryvnn flies away and Vincent runs after her*
Locke: Some way to spend a night, huh?
*Elly smiles*
Elly: *sings* In my dearest memory . .
.
Locke: What are you singing?
Elly: I see you reaching out to me . .
.
Locke: Elly!
Elly: Now you're gone . . . I still believe you can
call . . . out my name . . . *looks to Locke* That was from Final Fantasy IX. I just
thought . . . *sighs* Well, you know.
*Locke shrugs*
Locke: Yeah, well . . . let's go back.
Elly: Okay.
*The two get up and they walk back to their
friends. Scene fades out.*
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