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Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: Oct 14, 2002 - Published: Jun 27, 2001 - id: 333015
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Chapter Four
Chapter Four
Alone In The
World . . .
*Elly is alone in her cell, thinking. She sighs
as she watches Celes come in, closing the prison door.*
Celes: Hello, Elly. *smirks*
*Elly gets enraged*
Elly: Let me out of here, bitch!
Celes: *shakes a finger* My, such
language, Elly.
Elly: Shut up and tell me where Locke
is.
*Celes laughs*
Celes: You think I have Locke?
Elly: Don't play dumb, Celes. I know
you have him.
*Celes sits down, away from Elly. She lights a
candle and grins, sitting it on the ground.*
Celes: I don't have Locke. I was
wondering if you knew where he was. *takes out a brush and brushes her hair*
Elly: *growls* Why would I tell you,
Celes? I--
*Celes throws the brush at Elly, hitting her
chest*
Elly: That didn't hurt . . .
*Celes jumps up*
Celes: You will feel pain if I do not
recieve the exact location of Locke Cole, Elizabeth.
*Elly smiles*
Elly: Then I welcome the pain, Celes.
*Celes grins*
Celes: I was hoping you would say that.
*pulls out her sword* Now the torture will begin.
Vincent: *confused* Sephiroth? Who's
that?!
*Ryvnn stirs again at Vincent's yelling*
Ryvnn: Hmm . . .? *looks around, then
goes back to sleep once more*
Cloud: Sephiroth is Jenova and
Lucrecia's son.
Sassena: *dryly* That's like saying
Garret is the son of Kari'rn.
Cloud: *confused* Who?
Sassena: My point exactly.
Locke: Sephiroth is a crazy lunatic in
Cloud's world who nearly destroyed it with the Black Materia. Materia--
Cloud: --Materia is another form--the
only form--of magic. Without it, there is no magic.
Tadd: Why can't we have that?
Vincent: It's the way it is . . .
Lufia: Well, what does he want?
Cloud: He wants to help us.
Sabin: So why are you so worried?
*A young man with blonde hair jumps in. He
wears piloting clothes and holds a spear in his hand. In his mouth is a cigeratte and he
pulls it out, taking a long drag.*
*Cloud looks to the man with the cigeratte*
Cloud: Hey, Cid.
Cid: Cloud, we got a note from that
sick bastard. He--
Locke: We know, Cid. We got one.
*Another person jumps in the window, pushing
Cid. She looks like a rat with wheat blonde hair and wears pink clothes with a matiching
hat. She also has a spear on her.*
Cid: God damn, woman! *looks to her*
Well, if it ain't the rat who was following me.
Tadd: Freya, use the door!
*Freya looks to Cid and sticks him with the end
of the spear*
Freya: Long time no see yourself, Cid.
*embraces him*
*Cid embraces back*
Cid: Where have you been?
Freya: Looking for my beloved--
Locke: Fratley, still? *shakes his
head* Freya . . .
Cloud: If you play Final Fantasy IX,
you'd know what happened to him.
Freya: Well . . . I suppose I could try
later, Cloud. *looks wierdly at him* I thought you were permanently retarded from that
Mako accident.
*Cloud explodes*
Cloud: I JUST PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
WHEN TIFA AND AERIS FIGHT OVER ME!!!
*Everyone looks at him. Freya backs away.
Ryvnn's still sleeping . . . (how does she do it?)*
Freya: A--alright, Cloud. Calm down.
Tadd: Yeah . . . I don't need you
waking her up. I don't think you'd like the results.
Freya: *smirks* It looks like Ryvnn's
happy, Tadd.
*Tadd blushes again*
*Jowy Antredies walks through the door after
opening it, along with Ryu. Jowy looks cute with a blue sleeveless shirt and soft tan
pants. His long blonde hair is pulled back in a ponytail and he holds the Star Staff in
his hand. Ryu walks to the couch and sits*
Jowy: You should have called me sooner,
Locke.
Sassena: I'm getting confused! Who's
related to each other?
*Sabin pinches Lufia's ass*
Sabin: You tell me.
*Lufia throws Sabin into the wall and hits him
in the head, knocking him unconscious*
Lufia: Don't do that . . . ! *sits back
down*
Vincent: *in the Emenim voice* Will all
the cousins please stand up?
*Sassena hits Vincent*
Sassena: I can't stand rap.
*Locke, Lufia, Ryu and Cloud stand up and walk
to Freya and Jowy*
Vincent: Counting Ryvnn, there's seven.
*Locke shakes his head*
Locke: There's two more: Katt and Rei.
Sassena: I remember those two. Aren't
they tiger people too?
Freya: Yes. *nods*
*Sassena laughs as she remembers something*
Sassena: Ho boy . . . They're a
handful.
Vincent: *jokingly* Like you're not.
Jowy: Well . . . *sits* How's
everything been since Elly's capture?
*The rest follow suit and make a circle, then
rise, moving near Tadd and Ryvnn and sit again*
Locke: Well . . . *thinks* Fine,
actually. *looks at the ground*
*Cloud puts an arm around Locke's shoulder*
Cloud: Hey man, we'll get her back.
Locke: *pitifully* I know . . .
Sassena: We'll let you seven get
reunited. *stands up*
*Vincent, Jerin and Sabin stand. Sabin and
Jerin leave. Cid leaves as well.*
Vincent: Locke. Elly's a strong woman.
Trust me, she kind of made us angry with her new powers when she was with us at first, but
she's turned out to be a fine woman. I assure you that she's fine, Locke.
Locke: You don't know Celes, Vince. She
loves to torture people.
*Vincent looks to Sassena and takes her hand*
Vincent: Let's go.
Sassena: Yeah. *looks to Tadd, a smirk
on her face* Looks like you're stuck here.
Tadd: Yep. *yawns*
*Vincent and Sassena leave as Jowy looks to the
sleeping Ryvnn and Tadd*
Jowy: I assume from this appearence
that you're Ryvnn's betrowthed.
*Tadd nods*
Tadd: Yep. You're Jowy, right?
Jowy: Yep.
Locke: Come on, you two. We only have a
little bit of time.
Cloud: How do we get Elly back?
Lufia: We know she's in Celes' castle.
That much is certain.
Freya: Well, how is Celes' castle like?
Is it like Burmecia?
Locke: Not really. Here's how it is . .
.
*Back at Celes' castle, Celes motions for a
guard to come to her and he does, bringing her a black bag. Celes pulls it through the
prison bars and gets thrown back when the thing comes through, dropping it. Everything
scatters everywhere, including a CD player with speakers and some CDs. Elly laughs at
this.*
Elly: You should have asked him to open
the door, slut.
*Celes gets enraged*
Celes: Shut up! Just . . . just shut
up!
*Celes laughs insanely as she looks around,
getting up. She picks up the things that has fallen out of her bag and goes over to a
table, setting up the CDs and the CD player and speakers. Elly stopslaughing at this time and looks doubtful.*
Elly: How did you get a CD player with
speakers, anyway? You're a Magitek General!
Celes: Even we have our ways,
Elizabeth. *grins as she puts in a CD and puts it on repeat* Here. You should hate this .
. .
*Kefka's mechnical laughter plays in the
backgroud. This is the only thing on the track.*
Elly: *cringing* No . . . NO! Anything
but this . . . *grits her teeth*
*Celes laughs, still grinning*
Celes: Tell me where Locke is,
Elizabeth. *turns the repeative track up higher*
Elly: No. *closes her eyes*
Celes: Well, I guess I'll have to wait
this out. *pulls out ear plugs and puts them in her ears, unaware of Elly screaming for
her to turn it off*
*It is an hour later and the six awake cousins
and Tadd still try to come up with a plan.*
Locke: It's been an hour . . . *sighs*
Damn it! We have to come up with something!
Cloud: *playing PocketStation* Yes!
Finally, I'll find out who killed Aeris!
*Lufia takes the PocketStation and turns it off
on Cloud*
Lufia: We're not here to find out who
killed your past fling.
Cloud: *whining* Give that back, Lufia!
*begins to cry again*
*Freya shakes her head*
Freya: Cloud . . .
Jowy: I could just tell you, Cloud . .
.
Cloud: *excited* Really! Then WHO!?
Locke: Don't tell him . . . please.
Tadd: I have an idea . . .
Jowy: But I have to . . . so he'll stop
playing the PocketStation! I'm sick of it!
Locke: Aren't we all . . .
*Tadd shakes his head, frustrated and yells*
Tadd: I have an idea, you all!
*Ryvnn sleeps, snoring*
Freya: Yesh . . . *looks to the
sleeping Ryvnn* How does she do it?
Locke: I dunno. *shrugs as he looks to
Tadd* But someone has something to say at last.
*Tadd nods*
Tadd: Thank you, Locke. Now, as I was
saying, I had an idea.
*Freya tips her hat to him*
Freya: What is this idea?
Lufia: *singing to herself loudly* I'm
a bitch, I'm a lover . . .
Tadd: *off-key* I'm a child, I'm a
mother . . . yeah, yeah, Lufia. Now listen.
*Lufia shuts up*
Tadd: Now, I was thinking that we could
start with sending a spy in her castle. You know, to see how many men she has, what her
castle looks like and everything. That way, we can just attack and be ready for her
attacks as well.
Jowy: I think that's the first sensible
idea we've had.
Cloud: Tell me who killed Aeris!
Ryu: Shut up, Cloud. *belts him in the
head with his sword and Cloud is dazed*
Freya: That is a good idea, Tadd.
Sounds like something Fratley would do.
Cloud: *out of daze quick, ain't he?*
His enterance is like Tuxedo Mask's in Sailor--
Lufia: You watch Sailor Moon?!
Now I know you're gay! You and Aguro are perfect for each other! *smirks*
Cloud: At least my boyfriend isn't
named Nova!
Lufia: Shut up!
*Ryvnn wakes up at last and glares at them*
Ryvnn: Lufia, you are loud enough to
wake the dead. Cloud, I'm sorry, but she's right. You are gay, especially if you watch
that show.
Cloud: What's that supposed to mean?
*confused*
Ryvnn: That only proves my point.
*Lufia laughs*
Lufia: That's true, Ryvnn.
Tadd: Good to see you're in a good
mood. *grins as he kisses her forehead*
*Ryvnn glares at him*
Ryvnn: I'm not and you know it. *hugs
him anyway*
Tadd: Now, back to other matters. I was
saying that we should see how many men she has at her disposal.
Ryvnn: Then, what you do is--
*Tadd looks at her*
Tadd: We're not trying any of your
ways, Ryvnn.
Ryvnn: They worked in the past, you
moron! *smacks him*
Tadd: Oww! *rubs his shoulder*
Ryvnn: Anyway, *looks at Tadd again* we
should just go along with what he said, but then you just send someone else along and say
that they are betraying us. The perfect one for this, since he was friends with Celes, is
Sabin. Besides, that guy--
*Locke clears his throat*
Locke: Ryvnn . . .
*Ryvnn looks to Locke*
Ryvnn: What? Can't I say that he's
stupid?
Locke: He isn't stupid. Just mentally
challenged.
Ryvnn: Same difference. *shrugs*
Locke: Whatever, Ryvnn.
Ryvnn: Thank you. Well, just have him
say that he's betraying us since he's mad at Locke. That shouldn't be too hard. Then--
*stands* You tell him to tell her a fake plan and we'll carry out the real one. I haven't gotten that far yet, though.
Freya: Well, tis a start, Ryvnn.
Ryu: Yes. So far you and Tadd think
alike. *looks to Tadd* That is a good thing.
Tadd: I know.
Jowy: Well, you know, it's hard for
someone to stay with Ryvnn. They get mental abuse.
Tadd: Yes, but--
*Ryvnn looks annoyed*
Ryvnn: Hello! Anyone forget that I was
here?
*Jowy shakes his head*
Jowy: We see you too, Ryvnn.
Cloud: Is this meeting over yet?
Ryvnn: No, you moron!
*Ryu looks to Jowy*
Ryu: That's why you shouldn't wake her
up, Jowy.
Jowy: Alright. Thanks for the warning.
Ryu: No problem. Just looking out for
you.
Lufia: Well, we should ajourn this
meeting. I'm worried about Nova and the others.
Ryvnn: As am I.
Locke: Alright. We'll meet up here
tomorrow. *stands up and leaves, closing the door*
*Ryvnn and Freya watch Locke leave*
Ryvnn: Locke's taking this hard, isn't
he?
Freya: I had no idea that she meant
that much . . .
Tadd: Celes never got this much
attention, did she?
*Ryvnn's cell phone rings*
Ryvnn: Yee! *picks it up* Yeah?
*listens for a moment before speaking* Yeah, Tadd's fine, Viciome. What'cha need? *listens
again* He what? *looks confused as everyone looks at her* Well, why did you-- *gets cut
off and explodes* That was your fault, Viciome! Why'd you let Ai'Cynin play with my
sword!?
Tadd: What now? *grabs the phone from
Ryvnn* Vincent, what in the Goddess did you do?
Ryvnn: I wasn't finished! *tries
grabbing the phone*
Tadd: Now you got her pissed. Thanks.
*listens* I don't need your dry humor now. Just keep it covered till we get there. *hangs
up the phone and hands it back to Ryvnn* Idiot.
Ryvnn: My sentiments exactly, Alisword.
Let's go. *disappears*
Lufia: What'd he do?
Freya: Why's Ryvnn's sword involved?
Ryu: Why didn't she bring him with her?
Cloud: And who the hell left him in
charge anyway?
Tadd: Ai'Cynin cut himself with Ryvnn's
sword. It's a deep wound. She's worried and I should be going so I can yell at him. Till
tomorrow, everyone. *disappears as well*
Cloud: I'm going to find out who killed
Aeris! *leaves*
Lufia: I don't think he will . . .
*holds up his PocketStation* . . . without this. *tucks it in her bag* Now we can have
some peace and quiet. *starts walking out*
Freya: Lufia.
*Lufia turns around*
Freya: Let me join you. *walks out,
waiting for her*
*Lufia also walks out*
Jowy: Well, I'm gonna head back for the
night. Feel like joining me, Ryu?
*Ryu shrugs*
Ryu: Why not?
*Both walk out and scene fades*
*Scene now switches to two girls, known as
Hilde and Mia. Hilde has short navy blue hair in the back, but really long bangs in the
front with her cornflower blue eyes and has a lanky build while Mia has long blonde hair
and crystal blue eyes. Both are with Kari, who is obessing over her boyfriend yet again*
Kari: You know, Griswold should be here
any minute . . .
*Hilde whips around from sweeping the floor and
glares at Kari*
Hilde: Kari, Griswold isn't going to
come! You shoud realize this by now.
Mia: Yes, Kari! *scrubs off the stone
stove*
*Kari, at this time, is mad and decides to
explode*
Kari: Griswold will come, Hilde! I just
know he will!
Mia: Well, our best bet is with that
Elly girl. I say we help her and all of us get out of here.
Kari: But what if--
Hilde: I agree. *throws the broom down
and walks over to Kari* I want to see Duo as soon as I can! I bet he doesn't know what
happened to us . . . *shakes her head* He must be beside himself with worry . . .
*Mia smiles*
Mia: Well, Quatre and Duo can take care
of themselves, Hilde. You know that.
Hilde: But-- *stops her sentence and
sighs* Well--
*Kari picks up the broom and sweeps. Then she
says:*
Kari: Alright . . . we'll look to the
girl and help her. We can all get out and--
Mia: Did you say that the girl is named
Elly Whittaker?
Hilde: I think she did. And you said
her fiance is Locke Cole?
*Kari nods*
Kari: Yeah. I did. Why?
Mia: Locke is Quatre's cousin. His
third cousin.
Kari: Oh. I see.
Hilde: So that's the plan?
*Kari and Mia nod*
Hilde: Alright. Let's get done so that
we can talk to the girl ourselves.
*Mia scribs the stove again, Kari sweeps the
floor and Hilde wipes off the windows, hurrying as fast as they can.*
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