The Sabotaged Anime Saga
A damn long author's introduction. Seriously. I mean it.
From 2 of the world's most idiotic, mentally unstable, sarcastic, horizontally challenged authors of fan fictions, comes a saga, a tale of complete unorthodox idiocy, insanity, brewed straight from the deepest recesses of the mind never imagined possible. We're talking about a complete sabotage, a parody, a story that stretches the 'what if' question to it's absolute limit. Okay, so maybe not to its absolute limit, but at least, it's the best thing we can crank out of our crazy minds. So before you guys hurt yourselves trying to digest what you just read, let us introduce ourselves.
I am Uncle Saddam. No, I'm not related to Saddam Hussien, if that's what you guys are thinking. It's my nickname. I wonder why people call me that. Maybe it's because I practically slaughtered almost all of my opponents in multiplayer deathmatch?… Okay, Arcadia Charmer @ Angel Slayer just puked in disgust. You can stop that now, I'm serious, I'm not bragging about my frags, dammit! I'm just trying to point out that… okay, let's just forget about this. It's not worth debating. Truth to tell I wrote a couple of fan fictions, imagined hell a lot of them but only published very few. Do you guys know Zack 2000? Anybody? The guy who wrote Sailormoon VS Alien morons? He once wrote this rather demented parody about Sailormoon and published it at www.farkaly.com. If any of you guys read it, yup that was my writing. Though that was years ago. I've never really finished writing it. You guys never heard of… Never mind then.
Has anyone been to or heard about the site? Well, the owner of the site, Phil Farkaly, I think his name is, is a very talented writer. He actually manage to remarkably combine the fantasy elements of Sailormoon with science fiction, resulting in what could be the next block buster film if ever revealed to the owners of the anime itself. Unfortunately the site is no longer there, though you can read the owner's final farewell bidding to all the people who have supported him throughout. Phil if you're reading this, I really adore and respect your work. I hope to see more of your creations soon. By the way, what happened to the third instalment of the Dark Star Saga? Did you manage to finish it? Please e-mail me regarding your progress.
Let's continue with the authors' intro, shall we? As some of you attentive ones have guessed, the second author is Angel Slayer, who is now laughing his ass off watching an Anime Music Video with System Of A Down's Chop Suey theme song. His favourite part of the song is obviously 'I, cry, when angels deserve to DIIIIIE!!!' Yup, definitely his favourite part, considering he just repeated the line for the millionth time, screaming in full glory, head banging with the enthusiasm of a hippo on crack. Grudgingly, I must admit that I'm a little guilty of the same act, though not as much as he, I must stress. It's a wonder why he chose the nickname Angel Slayer, isn't it? Okay, considering Angel Slayer has given me a dark look, I better stop questioning his personal habits. Angel Slayer a.k.a Arcadia Charmer wrote many fan fictions, probably more than me. One of them is an Oh My Goddess fanfic entitled Charmer of Arcadia. Quite a remarkable piece of work I must say. He is also known to combine many characters from various animes and put them all into a single story. It's something I haven't thought of in my years of writing. He is also the only fellow fanfic writer that I've known personally, because he happens to be studying in the same University with me, and my room also happened to be above his.
Enough said, one day after a tired examination week, we have banded our minds together to create this parody of epic proportions. This saga will have 3 parts, each part reaching across the various dimensions of the anime universe, completely screwing them apart into absolute insanity. We might add more parts if time permits. Till then, read on!