Chapter 4

Day 5:

Okay...today, I am going to interview 2 fanfistion.net authors...first of all Lei-chan.

Interview # 10

Lei-chan, an author

1. May I ask you some questions?

Yes

2. Did you piece my ears?

No

3. Who did?

I'm not going to tell you

4. Who's a prettier Pony...Bill (Lord of the Rings) or Epona?

Bill the pony

5. Why?

Because he was in the same movie as my husband

6. You mean he was in the same movie as Trunks?

No, my other husband

7. ::coughes:: polygamist ::coughes:: Which one?

Legolas Greenleaf

8. Is it Catsup or Ketchup?

Ketchup

Interview #11

Lili Baggins, a.k.a. Karson-chan the evil chicken

1.May I ask you some questions?

No

2. Why are you writing this story?

What if I'm not???

3. Why do you call yourself ::reads paper:: Lili Baggins now instead of Karson-chan the evil chicken?

Because Lili is my Hobbit name and I am married to Frodo Baggins.

4. Did you piece my ears?

No

5. Do you know who did?

I plead the 5^th

6. Um...what does I plead the 5^th mean?

::hands him a copy of the bill of rights::

7. What has your favorite Olympic event been this year?

::drools:: Men's figure skating...::thinks of Timothy Gadon (bronze medallist)::

9. How many husbands does Lei-chan claim to have?

I don't have enough fingers.

10. Is it catsup or ketchup?

That is one of those things that men kind will never know

A/N: What can I say I ran out of ideas...well, next time should I have him interview ppl from Middle-Earth (Lord of the Rings) or what...please give me some ideas.