A/N: I don't own anything. Well, here's my next stupid chapter/interview/thing. If it's not good please feel free to tell me. I'll be updating this next when I have 31 reviews.

1 Chapter 6

Day 7:

This morning I was walking around when it hit me…I haven't interviewed the little people in Kokiri forest. So here it is my next set of interviews.

Interview #7:

Mido, the loud-mouthed one that nobody likes

1.Did you pierce my ears?

No

2. Do you know who did?

No

3.Do you know who I am?

No

4. Did you like that kid named Link?

No

5. Do you know that I am Link?

No…what?

6. Never mind…is it ketchup or catsup?

What???

Well, that was unproductive.

Interview #8:

The long haired dude by the door

Do you have a name?

Yes

Did you pierce my ears?

No

Did you like that Link kid?

I wonder if He will ever come back.

Um…dude…What if I was Link and he wasn't a kokiri?

No way

Is it catsup or ketchup?

Catsup

Interview #9:

Saria, the forest sage/my life long friend

Did you pierce my ears?

Truthfully…no

Do you know who did?

My guess is Mido…::coughes::not::coughes

Is it fun being short forever?

What kind of a question is that?

Can I use you as an armrest?

No!!

Is it ketchup or catsup?

Both depending on who you ask

Interview #10:

Skull Kid

((A/N: MD if you are reading this I'm kind of using your idea…please don't be mad at me))

Did you pierce my ears?

NO

Do you know who did?

CAN I USE A LIFE LINE?

Do you watch too much TV?

YES

Is it Ketchup or Catsup?

KETCHUP

Why do you talk in All Caps?

WHY DON'T YOU?



Well, there are my interviews for today. Now I'm off to interview my pillow and blanket and bed…and ::coughes::teddy bear::coughes

A/N: Well, that's that…now review or face the wrath of Joe the Ickyasaurus. Who I named after watching him on a discovery channel show. Well…no I'm off to some or other. Ja-ne