Chapter 8

Day 9: Today I'm going to interview three old people named, Gandalf, Grandpa Simpson, and Santa Clauses.

Interview #15.I think.

Gandalf, the wizard

Did you piece my ears? No Are you sure? Yes So, you're a wizard? Yup What does a wizard do? Sorry, I'm kind of busy. Is it Ketchup or Catsup? Tomato sauce

Interview #16

Grandpa Simpson

Did you piece my ears? No What is death? Well, when you're my age it can be anything and you pretty much see it everywhere.Ahh.death No that's a baby with a red thing in it's mouth.What is your name? Ahh.Death Is it Ketchup or Catsup? Ahh.Death

Okay that was well, a waste of time.

Interview #17

Santa Clauses

Did you piece my ears? Ho ho no Why are you fat? I eat too many cookies and drink to much milk. What am I getting for Christmas? I can't tell you that. Is it Ketchup or Catsup? It depends what bottle it's in.

To think I've been on this quest/mission/thing for over a week now.Nine days down.and still so many questions yet to find answers.

A/N: Okay that was short and dumb.but at least I'm updating right? Sorry, I might not update my stories that much this year, but you can blame that on Homework.I have 3 honors classes and one AP class.plus I'm Flight Sergeant in my AFJROTC class.