Chapter 2
"..PEGASUS!!!"
Peggy: yup! Thaaaaaaaaat's me!!! * munches on animal crackers * singing.Animal crackers in my soup! Monkeys and rabbits loup de loop!!!"
All: .o____O
Mokuba: I want some animal crackers to dip in my orange juice!!
Peggy: NO!!! IT GOES WITH SOUP!!!
Mokuba: ORANGE JUICE
Peggy: NO! SOUP!!
Mokuba: Big brother! Help me kill peggy!
Kaiba: .my pleasure.
Peggy's eyes lit up *
Peggy: why.it's kaibaboy! * follows seto with hearts in his eyes * Come here my sweet hunk of hotness!
Serenity: EXCUSE ME!! THAT'S MY sweet hunk of hotness!
All: huh?
Serenity: I did not just say that.
Kaiba: ..* runs away from Peggy*
Peggy: NO! Come back my sweet! * follows Seto down the hallway *
All: O.o okkie that was weird.
Mai: Wow!!!! Animal crackers are only two grams of fat!
(Seto running down the hallway with Peggy following him with hearts and Mokuba and Mai chasing after his animal crackers~!)
Yugi: I'll cook!
Tea: (Where am I?)
All: Huh? Who cares. *shrugs *
Tea: Not even my Bakura cares?
Bakura: ...
Yugi: hey guys? There is this one little problem!
All: What?
Yugi: Tea is the only one who knows how to cook!
All: *groans *
Tea: MUAHAHAHAHHAAAA
~
A little old lady finally rouses from her beauty sleep. She hasn't taken her medications for insanity yet and hears noises in her living room.
Little Old Lady: I wonder what the commotion is about, Pooky (her little white poodle with red bows and pinky flowers)
Pooky growled at the little old lady and bit her dress.
LOL: Ow!!!!! That was too bad. Bad Pooky!
Pooky snarls 'woogf ruff rufffffff' (translation= go to hell you crazy old Bitch!!!!)
Anyway, Po_oky the weird looking dog runs into ryou who mistakens him for a rat.
Ryou: EEEE!! A RAT!!! WITH RED BOWS AND PINKY FLOWERS!!!!!..wait..that's a dog!
Po_Oky: * smiles *
LOL (little old lady) : servant!
Servant: wat
LOL: who the hell is down there bickering about this girl named tea?
Servant: lemme check
Meanwhile. Tea is wandering around the mansion, apparently lost and still shocked that Malik likes her. She goes into this room with this weird little lady.
Tea: hello! Can u direct me to my friends?
LOL : U **** get away from me!!! * cringes *
Tea: well well, it's little old granny! Want me to tell u a story?
LOL: AHH!!! * tries to get up * DAMN ARTHRITIS!!
Servant: Apparently, ms lil old lady, there's a tall porcupine person, a small porcuopine person, 2 albino guys, one gaywad running around with animal crackers, one black haired kid who's obessed with orange juice, one person who has too much make up, one weird triangle head just standing around, one person who lets out too much gas, and blue trench coated guy running away from the gaywad and this other girl who's just there..and this Egyptian girl and this evil looking guy with a rod.
He said this in one huge breath and passed out
Servant: X_X
LOL: Well, humph, just passing out like that in front of a little old lady like me.
Tea: Now, you silver-haired granny, let's continue with the story *Smiles sweetly * Once upon a time, there were three little pigs-
Yugi: *barges in * Cook something! We are all starving!
Tea: Does that mean you love me?
Yugi: *chokes * no
Tea: Okkie I'll cook for you.
LOL: *she starts to froth *
Yugi and Tea: o__O huh?? * holds onto each other *
LOL: * starts sprouting fangs *
Servant: LOL!!! U DIDN'T TAKE UR WOLVERINE PILLS!!!! (not to mention ur instanity ones too)
Yugi and Tea: RUN!!!!!!!
And at last, the little old lady starts growing hair.* ew * even more than usual..and NOT in the places where they're supposed to be..
LOL : * muhahah. * it is time.my pretty.
~ Author's note: my pretty? U dun haf a pretty!
LOL: YES I DO!!
Aznsilhouette247: .who?
LOL: ...
Cough ahem anyway am I exaggerating too much!? Give moi more ideas ppl.ok here's the other brilliant half of this odd fic.
Sliverlaugh1155: Now ppls! Plz give some ideas! (tell aznsilhouette247 that her ideas do NOT suck!!!!)
LOL: Oh! Hi! I'm a little old lady! And I am old! And I am a lady! That makes me a little old lady!
All: O.o Someone forgot to take some pills....
LOL: who?
All: nvm.
LOL: *singing * Oh! I am a liddle old lady with broken teeth! And old! And lady! And old! That makes me a liddle old lady! Lalalalalalalaa
Peggy joins in: I am a liddle peggy leggy! I am 100% gay! And I love bakaboy and kaibaboy!!!
Bakuraboy and kaibaboy: o____O time to hit the road..
Peggy: =^-^= sexy boys come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff * you left moi!
LOL: Hm..maybe ur the one who hasn't been taking pills *glares *
Peggy: lady, I dun need no pills im already normal
All: *cough * normal for ur standards leggy peggy
Peggy: *defensively* Well, I AM! *sees a butterfly * Ohhhhh.purty buttyfly!!! (frolicks after it) I'm a buttybly with purty wings!!! I fly from flower to flower!!!!!!, (etc.)
All: Get me out of this hell hole!!!!!!!! (gasps for air)
La dee da. ok this is another gaywad chapter.SUGGESTIONS PLZ!!
"..PEGASUS!!!"
Peggy: yup! Thaaaaaaaaat's me!!! * munches on animal crackers * singing.Animal crackers in my soup! Monkeys and rabbits loup de loop!!!"
All: .o____O
Mokuba: I want some animal crackers to dip in my orange juice!!
Peggy: NO!!! IT GOES WITH SOUP!!!
Mokuba: ORANGE JUICE
Peggy: NO! SOUP!!
Mokuba: Big brother! Help me kill peggy!
Kaiba: .my pleasure.
Peggy's eyes lit up *
Peggy: why.it's kaibaboy! * follows seto with hearts in his eyes * Come here my sweet hunk of hotness!
Serenity: EXCUSE ME!! THAT'S MY sweet hunk of hotness!
All: huh?
Serenity: I did not just say that.
Kaiba: ..* runs away from Peggy*
Peggy: NO! Come back my sweet! * follows Seto down the hallway *
All: O.o okkie that was weird.
Mai: Wow!!!! Animal crackers are only two grams of fat!
(Seto running down the hallway with Peggy following him with hearts and Mokuba and Mai chasing after his animal crackers~!)
Yugi: I'll cook!
Tea: (Where am I?)
All: Huh? Who cares. *shrugs *
Tea: Not even my Bakura cares?
Bakura: ...
Yugi: hey guys? There is this one little problem!
All: What?
Yugi: Tea is the only one who knows how to cook!
All: *groans *
Tea: MUAHAHAHAHHAAAA
~
A little old lady finally rouses from her beauty sleep. She hasn't taken her medications for insanity yet and hears noises in her living room.
Little Old Lady: I wonder what the commotion is about, Pooky (her little white poodle with red bows and pinky flowers)
Pooky growled at the little old lady and bit her dress.
LOL: Ow!!!!! That was too bad. Bad Pooky!
Pooky snarls 'woogf ruff rufffffff' (translation= go to hell you crazy old Bitch!!!!)
Anyway, Po_oky the weird looking dog runs into ryou who mistakens him for a rat.
Ryou: EEEE!! A RAT!!! WITH RED BOWS AND PINKY FLOWERS!!!!!..wait..that's a dog!
Po_Oky: * smiles *
LOL (little old lady) : servant!
Servant: wat
LOL: who the hell is down there bickering about this girl named tea?
Servant: lemme check
Meanwhile. Tea is wandering around the mansion, apparently lost and still shocked that Malik likes her. She goes into this room with this weird little lady.
Tea: hello! Can u direct me to my friends?
LOL : U **** get away from me!!! * cringes *
Tea: well well, it's little old granny! Want me to tell u a story?
LOL: AHH!!! * tries to get up * DAMN ARTHRITIS!!
Servant: Apparently, ms lil old lady, there's a tall porcupine person, a small porcuopine person, 2 albino guys, one gaywad running around with animal crackers, one black haired kid who's obessed with orange juice, one person who has too much make up, one weird triangle head just standing around, one person who lets out too much gas, and blue trench coated guy running away from the gaywad and this other girl who's just there..and this Egyptian girl and this evil looking guy with a rod.
He said this in one huge breath and passed out
Servant: X_X
LOL: Well, humph, just passing out like that in front of a little old lady like me.
Tea: Now, you silver-haired granny, let's continue with the story *Smiles sweetly * Once upon a time, there were three little pigs-
Yugi: *barges in * Cook something! We are all starving!
Tea: Does that mean you love me?
Yugi: *chokes * no
Tea: Okkie I'll cook for you.
LOL: *she starts to froth *
Yugi and Tea: o__O huh?? * holds onto each other *
LOL: * starts sprouting fangs *
Servant: LOL!!! U DIDN'T TAKE UR WOLVERINE PILLS!!!! (not to mention ur instanity ones too)
Yugi and Tea: RUN!!!!!!!
And at last, the little old lady starts growing hair.* ew * even more than usual..and NOT in the places where they're supposed to be..
LOL : * muhahah. * it is time.my pretty.
~ Author's note: my pretty? U dun haf a pretty!
LOL: YES I DO!!
Aznsilhouette247: .who?
LOL: ...
Cough ahem anyway am I exaggerating too much!? Give moi more ideas ppl.ok here's the other brilliant half of this odd fic.
Sliverlaugh1155: Now ppls! Plz give some ideas! (tell aznsilhouette247 that her ideas do NOT suck!!!!)
LOL: Oh! Hi! I'm a little old lady! And I am old! And I am a lady! That makes me a little old lady!
All: O.o Someone forgot to take some pills....
LOL: who?
All: nvm.
LOL: *singing * Oh! I am a liddle old lady with broken teeth! And old! And lady! And old! That makes me a liddle old lady! Lalalalalalalaa
Peggy joins in: I am a liddle peggy leggy! I am 100% gay! And I love bakaboy and kaibaboy!!!
Bakuraboy and kaibaboy: o____O time to hit the road..
Peggy: =^-^= sexy boys come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff * you left moi!
LOL: Hm..maybe ur the one who hasn't been taking pills *glares *
Peggy: lady, I dun need no pills im already normal
All: *cough * normal for ur standards leggy peggy
Peggy: *defensively* Well, I AM! *sees a butterfly * Ohhhhh.purty buttyfly!!! (frolicks after it) I'm a buttybly with purty wings!!! I fly from flower to flower!!!!!!, (etc.)
All: Get me out of this hell hole!!!!!!!! (gasps for air)
La dee da. ok this is another gaywad chapter.SUGGESTIONS PLZ!!