Love Notes

Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Men. No kidding.
Plot: The X-Men send email love notes on Valentine's Day. It's very strange… I need
sleep…..

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Wolverine to Jean…

Jean, Jean, Jean….
Your heart is so clean!
You make me growl deep inside
Soon there'll be nothing to hide…

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Cyclops to Jean…

Honey is sweet
Just like your feet...
You're smile a sun's ray
Happy Valentine's Day!!!

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Storm to Professor Xavier…

Ten thousand hours
With you by my side
Ten thousand flowers
Until I die
Your cologne smells beautiful
Like fish on rye
I love you Professor
Goodbye

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Rogue to Bobby

I love you today
I love you tomorrow
I finally found out you're not gay,
Hooray!!!!

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Professor to Rogue
You are sweet
You are sweet
You are nice
You are nice
I suck at rhyming

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Jean to Toad

The way you dance with such grace
The way you spit slime on my face
I know don't deserve this…
But here's a kiss!
KISS!!!!!!

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