A/N: Since I got some more reviews, I decided to try this thing again. *yikes* Lol... hope it's not too traumatizing. Tell me if it sucks....

The X-Men wrote their sweethearts love notes on Valentine's Day. The next morning, they awoke to these replies...

*****
Jean to Wolverine...

Logan, Logan
Though you're hot,
I can't go out with you
I'm marrying Scott.

*****
Jean to Cyclops...

I love you sweetie
With sugar on top
But that flirting with Rogue
Has got to come to a stop!

*****
Professor Xavier to Storm...

I know that you love me
I really don't care
For whenever I call you
You're never there
So I won't go out with you
I'm going out with Claire
She's lives at the zoo
What a nice polar bear...

*****
Bobby to Rogue

You heard I'm not gay
And that was a lie
I hope you don't mind
That I'm in love with a guy.

*****
Rogue to Professor

You are sick.
You are sick.
You need help.
You need help.
I'm running away.

*****
Toad to Jean

The way you stop me in midair
The way you freeze me with your icy glare
I love you a lot
So why don't you hurry up and dump Scott?

*****



OKAY C'MON PEOPLES, REVIEW :):):)