A/N: These aren't the best... but oh well. They're sort of turning into mini-stories so I think I'm going to continue them until I come up with an ending. :)

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Jean to Wolverine

Hee, hee
What you say is right
I'm not marrying Scott
I'm eloping with Toad tonight!

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Jean to Cyclops

You're dumping me?
Oh, what a surprise!
I would have left you anyways
I'm in love with other guys...

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Professor Xavier to Storm

I'm leaving very soon
I have to go and pack
I'll leave you to the mansion
Because I'm not coming back
For the letter you sent me
It felt like a smack
So I'm off to the zoo
But first I need a snack...

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Bobby to Rogue

Hi!
Please don't cry
I didn't mean to make you sad
You're still one of the best friends I've ever had.

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Rogue to Professor Xavier

Where are you?
Where are you?
Did you leave?
Did you leave?
Is it my fault?

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Toad to Jean

Well...
What the hell?
Let's get out of here!
I'll go pack my swimming gear.