A/N: Bleeped the swears to keep it PG. Lol...

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Wolverine to Jean

Hello? Hello?
Are you still there?
Did you leave already?
Wait... why should I care?...

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Cyclops to Jean

See I told you
I wasn't wrong
I have no more feelings for you
I'll explain in this song:

I wrote this for you
You broke my heart
I tried to shrug it off
But it felt like a sharp dart

But now I'm over you
I'm no longer in a ditch
I don't love you anymore
You m***********g b***h!

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Storm to Professor Xavier

Before you leave
Just tell me one thing
Did you ever really love me?
Or was it just a fling?
I'm sorry about what I said... please don't leave!
I'll do anything!
To make it up to you
I'll even... sing!! Laaa!!

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Rogue to Bobby

Hey...
I guess we can still be friends, ok?
But were you gay before you met me?
Maybe we could discuss it over a cup of tea... hee hee...

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Professor Xavier to Rogue

I am leaving
I am leaving
It's Storm's fault
It's Storm's fault
I'm going to the zoo.

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Jean to Toad

Let's get outta here!
Meet me at the aiport at 2am, dear
We'll be off to our honeymoon
Really, really soon!!!
Yay!!! Kisses!!!
Okay... hyper... I'll stop... NOW!

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