A/N: Well, due to "popular demand" I decided to bring this one back. But bear with me, it might be a little rusty due to the fact that I haven't written another chapter since half a year ago. Also, if I get enough response I'll finish this one off and start another one, including other X-Men writing notes to each other (ex. Wolverine/Rogue, Kitty/Nightcrawler, etc.) Anyway, here goes...

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Jean to Wolverine

Duh, I'm still here
But I'm not writing back!
Okay, what the hell am I doing then?
Bye, I've got to pack!

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Jean to Cyclops

Yo homie! Yo!
What a lovely song you wrote
I'd like to let you know
That I fed it to a goat!


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Storm to Professor Xavier

Stop your whining!
Yeah, I loved you once
But you stuck me in the corner
And put a hat on my head called "DUNCE"
I cried like a baby
For oh-so-many months
But you never payed any attention to me...
Oh look, I found a package of RUNTS!


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Bobby to Rogue

Tea sounds great!
I won't be late
By the way, I was talking to Kitty
And she said she thinks you're hot and pretty...

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Rogue to Professor Xavier

I thought you were smart
I thought you were smart
I thought you were sane
I thought you were sane
But I was wrong...
You're going to a zoo?!
I guess that's where you belong...

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Toad to Jean

Woman, are you mad?
Oh God, this is bad...
I thought it was a prank!
I don't want to marry you, you skank!!

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