1 Disclamer: Sigh. No, no, no... I don't own DBZ
Authors Note: First, I'd like to thank everyone who revieved. Second, I'd like to explain myself. The server was down for 5 dayes, and I couldn't do ANYTHING! I'm really mad. 5 dayes without internet!!! Damndamndamndamndamn... etc. Sorry for the delay.
And, yes. Bulma half-assed the work. ^_^
Chapter 4
1.1 966 A.D
Bulma was spinning for a while and then she felt that she hit someting hard. „What the hell..." she looked around. Arond her were many standing enormous trees.
- Where are we? – Vegeta asked. He knew one thing. They weren't at the Capsule Corps. This whole situation was getting weird.
- I... I don't know! – Bulma shouted – What happened?!? The time machine should take us to our times! This damn piece of shit failed!
Vegeta looked at her strangely. „Damn. I'm stuck in the past with the most annoying female on the whole planet! Kami, why me? And WHY must she be the most beautiful female on the planet at the same time?" he sighned and sood up.
- Woman, we don't have much time, get up!
- Much time for what? We're in the middle of a forest! And I don't know when are we! We can be milion years away from home!
- In order to find out when are we, you must stand up, go somewhere and ASK somebody! And don't panic! You're a weakling!
- Oh, and mr. Sayian no Oui is not afraid, that he might not get to his times and to the end of his days live with the dinosaurs? AND wiht me?
- Dinosaurs are less annoying, Woman. Now get up, before I pick you myself!
- NO! – she shouted – I will NOT stand up. – she crossed her arms and legs.
- Woman I won't argue with you. – Vegeat said and after a few seconds Bulma found herself in his arms. Above the ground.
- Put me down!!! Or at least land!!!
- Oh, so you are afraid? – he asked teasingly – I guess you are just a little unworthy female who cannot stand heights, right?
- No, I an not afraid of heights. I'm afraid that you'll drop me.
- Onna, I won't drop you! I need you to fix that thing. Besides... - he started but looked away. „Kami, I've almost done the stupidiest thing in my entire life! This would be worse that telling Frezia that he's a fucking lizard!"
But Bulma didn't give up
- Besides what? Tell me.
- Non of your buisness Woman. Now... where shall we go... – he looked around and spotted a few buildings in north-west. He flyed to that direction and landed in the middle of a small village.
-Vegeta... – Bulma tapped him on a shoulder.
- What? – he snapped.
- Wold you mind... Letting me go?
- Oh. Sorry. – he blushed lightly let her go and walked to the hut near by.
„He said „Sorry"? He really did? And he BLUSHED? I wonder what happened to him lately... He has been acting a little weird... She sighned and followed him.
- Hay, what do you mean? You don't know what time is it?!? – Vegeta growled to a very frightened persant.
- N... No your lordship, I don't... I'm only a simple man...
- Well I don't care. Tell me who knows.
- I... I'm not sure but maybe your Village Healer.
- Where is he? – Bulma asked in soft voice but she glared at Vegeta for making this poor man scared. She hated when he was doing that.
- In the woods m'lady – he bowed. – I can show you the way.
He led them to a small hut near the forest. An old man with white beard was sitting in front of it and cooking something. It didn't smell good.
- Excuse me... – Bulma started.
- We need to know what year is it.- Vegeta cut her.
- What for? – the Healer asked.
- Listen old man. It's our buisness „what for" – he imitated Healer's shaking voice – Just tell me, before I blast you!
- Now, now, boy. I won't tell you it you'll speak to me in that manner. I'm important here, you know. If you're against me, you're against the whole village!
- You think I give a f.... – but Bulma covered his mouth.
- Please, tell us. But we can't tell you for your own good. – she glared again at her companion Sometimes he was SO annoying!
- I shall tell you. But ONLY for you. – the old man also glared at Vegeta. – It is 996 Anno Domini.
- Wha... – she was stunned. That time machine surely was damn well broken And the worst thing that she was alone, from all of the peole... um... sayians, with Vegeta. He was an ass, that was a sure thing, but sometimes he was cute... like on that night in Rome...
- Woman, Woman! – she heard someone speaking and then she saw Vegeta waving his hand in front of her face.
- What?
-What were you doing? I'm calling your name for about a minute!
- Becouse „Woman" is not my name. My name is BUUULLLMAA! – she yelled.
- I know that's not it. C'mon, admit that you were thinking about me. - he looked at her triumpally.
- Oh you...! Fuck you! – Bulma shouted and ran away to the forest.
- You know... If I'd had a woman like her, I wouldn't treat her that way – the old man said. Vegeta looked at him strangely. She wasn't HIS woman yet. „Why the hell did I add „yet"?"
- And what are you waiting for? Go after her. – the Healer finally suggested. The Sayian prince without even thinking, turned on his heel and ran after „The Baka." He thought. „So touchy. I don't even understand why she's so mad! Oh, nevermind, I have to find her if I want to go back home. Home? That mudball – my home? Sheesh, I really have gotten soft! I mustn't spend so much time with the Onna. But in present situation..."
Afted a while he found her, sitting on a large rock, sobbing like a child.
- Woman. – he said a little bit harder than he wanted to. She looked at him with her saphire eyes, now red and full of tears.
- L... leave me... a... alone. – she choked out.
- No, Woman. You must get yourself together! And what the hell is happening to you? You've never acted like this! I never saw you like that!
- Cause... I've never... acted like that before!
- So why are you doing this now?
- I don't know... I don't know... I haven't been so hopeless since Namek!
- Woman. Look at me. – he said finally. She looked up. – I rely on you, Woman. I hate to say that, but only you can get us out of here, and witout you... I don't know what I would do. Here – he added quickly
- But I don't have any tools! I don't have a computer! I even don't know what's wrong! I'm hopeless, I know, you don't have to tell me that.
He looked at her unusually calmly and sat beside her.
- Woman. You're not hopeless. And don't look at me like that! I'm not insane!
- But...
- Onna.
- Yes?
- Stop crying – he ordered softly
- Ok. I'll try.
- Now listen. We have to get out of here. And you will fix that damn thing. Please.
She was kind of... let's say shocked. He said „please"! „He has probably been too long on Earth... Or maybe it's just true Vegeta." She signed. "I must stop crying, for Kamis sake!"
She got up, pulled out the time machine and started to examine it.
- I know what's wrong. – she said in dissapointed tone.
- So fix it!
- I can't. I would need a computer, but we don't have one, do we?
- No, Woman, I don't have a computer. But don't you think this would do? – he pulled out a small box with little screen. On the first sight it looked like an old gameboy, but it wasn't. It was a scanner, usually used to repair small objects like microprocesors. Once again, Bulma was totally stunned.
- Vegeta! - She screamed and hugged him tightly. He must admit it, it felt good. – But... – she said, her hands still around his neck. – I don't have tools to repair it. – she looked into his eyes.
- Blacksmith – he said
- Of course! But do you think someone could make me so small things? And without taking any money?
- Money is not a problem. We just have to find a VERY good blaksmith, that's all.
- Ok., so let's get going. – she sighned and started walking to thw village.
Suddenly she felt being warped in two strong arms and hovering above the ground.
- Vegeta, what are you doing?
- Taking you to a bigger city. Flying's faster. – he said, powered up and flew to the biggest town he could sense.
- Vegeta?
- Hn?
- Don't you think it's strange, that we spoke to this old man without a translator?
- No, it's not. Think for a while, Woman.
- We're in England?
- That's right!
- But... The were speaking normally, and I heard that English at these times was very different than nowdayes.
- Nevermind, Woman. We're here. – he landed and walked into the city walls
After 3 hours they found a man capable of doing as small things as Bulma needed. He told then they must wait a while so they walked around the city and talked
- So you've met Kakarott when he was 12? Was he as stupid as he is now, or worse?
- Nah, worse... Hay, Vegeta, you've just insulted my best friend! You'll pay for this!
- Yeach? How?
- I'll make you be nice to him all week!
- Right. And when did you meet this harpy mate of his?
- She was also... Vegeta!
And so one. They've talked about everything (you know, ex: the sun is hot, the grass is green, Vegeta is an insensitive moron, Bulma is a baka earthling, it's gonna rain... yadda yadda yadda).
After another 3 hours Vegeta announced that the things that they ordered should be ready and it's time to get them.
- Now... Together it will be... 4 pieces of silver. – the blacksmiht said
- Do you have the money?
- No, do you?
- Erm... I don't. I thought you have some.
- Nooo, you should have...
- So do you have my pay, or not?
- No?
- Guaaaaaards! – the man shouted. Suddenly 5 men appered at Bulmas and Vegetas side.
- OK. – Vegeta smirked.
- No, Vegeta, no killing!
- Why not?
- You're hopeless. Just please, don't kill them.
- As you wish.
They were locked in the deep dungeon. One of the guards told them that they will be judged tomorrow.
They had no food, but there was one torch, so Bulma could work (yes, they've got the tools before).
It took her whole night, but she finally ended her work, and at about 5 o'clock the time machine was ready.
- Okie dokie, let's get on with it. C' mon Vegeta, I'm done, we can go back to our time.
- I hope so – he just said and grabbed her hand. She pushed the red button and...
...found herself in the middle of a jungle.
It's nice to read revievs, you know.
This chapter sucked, I know, but I promise that the next one will be better. REALLY!
I don't think that I'll update this sooner that next week, cause I have 5 tests, and I've GOT to learn. We have overloaded program in our schools, really. 39 hours of sitting in a building that some call school, others hellhole. And you should see my physicks teacher! She's a real devil! Even my maths taecher is afraid of her! (and she's a headmaster. Sigh.). So, with this happy accent, I end this chapter, and get back to my work. ^_^.
Do następnego razu,
Aśka
( that meant: till next time, Asia)
Authors Note: First, I'd like to thank everyone who revieved. Second, I'd like to explain myself. The server was down for 5 dayes, and I couldn't do ANYTHING! I'm really mad. 5 dayes without internet!!! Damndamndamndamndamn... etc. Sorry for the delay.
And, yes. Bulma half-assed the work. ^_^
Chapter 4
1.1 966 A.D
Bulma was spinning for a while and then she felt that she hit someting hard. „What the hell..." she looked around. Arond her were many standing enormous trees.
- Where are we? – Vegeta asked. He knew one thing. They weren't at the Capsule Corps. This whole situation was getting weird.
- I... I don't know! – Bulma shouted – What happened?!? The time machine should take us to our times! This damn piece of shit failed!
Vegeta looked at her strangely. „Damn. I'm stuck in the past with the most annoying female on the whole planet! Kami, why me? And WHY must she be the most beautiful female on the planet at the same time?" he sighned and sood up.
- Woman, we don't have much time, get up!
- Much time for what? We're in the middle of a forest! And I don't know when are we! We can be milion years away from home!
- In order to find out when are we, you must stand up, go somewhere and ASK somebody! And don't panic! You're a weakling!
- Oh, and mr. Sayian no Oui is not afraid, that he might not get to his times and to the end of his days live with the dinosaurs? AND wiht me?
- Dinosaurs are less annoying, Woman. Now get up, before I pick you myself!
- NO! – she shouted – I will NOT stand up. – she crossed her arms and legs.
- Woman I won't argue with you. – Vegeat said and after a few seconds Bulma found herself in his arms. Above the ground.
- Put me down!!! Or at least land!!!
- Oh, so you are afraid? – he asked teasingly – I guess you are just a little unworthy female who cannot stand heights, right?
- No, I an not afraid of heights. I'm afraid that you'll drop me.
- Onna, I won't drop you! I need you to fix that thing. Besides... - he started but looked away. „Kami, I've almost done the stupidiest thing in my entire life! This would be worse that telling Frezia that he's a fucking lizard!"
But Bulma didn't give up
- Besides what? Tell me.
- Non of your buisness Woman. Now... where shall we go... – he looked around and spotted a few buildings in north-west. He flyed to that direction and landed in the middle of a small village.
-Vegeta... – Bulma tapped him on a shoulder.
- What? – he snapped.
- Wold you mind... Letting me go?
- Oh. Sorry. – he blushed lightly let her go and walked to the hut near by.
„He said „Sorry"? He really did? And he BLUSHED? I wonder what happened to him lately... He has been acting a little weird... She sighned and followed him.
- Hay, what do you mean? You don't know what time is it?!? – Vegeta growled to a very frightened persant.
- N... No your lordship, I don't... I'm only a simple man...
- Well I don't care. Tell me who knows.
- I... I'm not sure but maybe your Village Healer.
- Where is he? – Bulma asked in soft voice but she glared at Vegeta for making this poor man scared. She hated when he was doing that.
- In the woods m'lady – he bowed. – I can show you the way.
He led them to a small hut near the forest. An old man with white beard was sitting in front of it and cooking something. It didn't smell good.
- Excuse me... – Bulma started.
- We need to know what year is it.- Vegeta cut her.
- What for? – the Healer asked.
- Listen old man. It's our buisness „what for" – he imitated Healer's shaking voice – Just tell me, before I blast you!
- Now, now, boy. I won't tell you it you'll speak to me in that manner. I'm important here, you know. If you're against me, you're against the whole village!
- You think I give a f.... – but Bulma covered his mouth.
- Please, tell us. But we can't tell you for your own good. – she glared again at her companion Sometimes he was SO annoying!
- I shall tell you. But ONLY for you. – the old man also glared at Vegeta. – It is 996 Anno Domini.
- Wha... – she was stunned. That time machine surely was damn well broken And the worst thing that she was alone, from all of the peole... um... sayians, with Vegeta. He was an ass, that was a sure thing, but sometimes he was cute... like on that night in Rome...
- Woman, Woman! – she heard someone speaking and then she saw Vegeta waving his hand in front of her face.
- What?
-What were you doing? I'm calling your name for about a minute!
- Becouse „Woman" is not my name. My name is BUUULLLMAA! – she yelled.
- I know that's not it. C'mon, admit that you were thinking about me. - he looked at her triumpally.
- Oh you...! Fuck you! – Bulma shouted and ran away to the forest.
- You know... If I'd had a woman like her, I wouldn't treat her that way – the old man said. Vegeta looked at him strangely. She wasn't HIS woman yet. „Why the hell did I add „yet"?"
- And what are you waiting for? Go after her. – the Healer finally suggested. The Sayian prince without even thinking, turned on his heel and ran after „The Baka." He thought. „So touchy. I don't even understand why she's so mad! Oh, nevermind, I have to find her if I want to go back home. Home? That mudball – my home? Sheesh, I really have gotten soft! I mustn't spend so much time with the Onna. But in present situation..."
Afted a while he found her, sitting on a large rock, sobbing like a child.
- Woman. – he said a little bit harder than he wanted to. She looked at him with her saphire eyes, now red and full of tears.
- L... leave me... a... alone. – she choked out.
- No, Woman. You must get yourself together! And what the hell is happening to you? You've never acted like this! I never saw you like that!
- Cause... I've never... acted like that before!
- So why are you doing this now?
- I don't know... I don't know... I haven't been so hopeless since Namek!
- Woman. Look at me. – he said finally. She looked up. – I rely on you, Woman. I hate to say that, but only you can get us out of here, and witout you... I don't know what I would do. Here – he added quickly
- But I don't have any tools! I don't have a computer! I even don't know what's wrong! I'm hopeless, I know, you don't have to tell me that.
He looked at her unusually calmly and sat beside her.
- Woman. You're not hopeless. And don't look at me like that! I'm not insane!
- But...
- Onna.
- Yes?
- Stop crying – he ordered softly
- Ok. I'll try.
- Now listen. We have to get out of here. And you will fix that damn thing. Please.
She was kind of... let's say shocked. He said „please"! „He has probably been too long on Earth... Or maybe it's just true Vegeta." She signed. "I must stop crying, for Kamis sake!"
She got up, pulled out the time machine and started to examine it.
- I know what's wrong. – she said in dissapointed tone.
- So fix it!
- I can't. I would need a computer, but we don't have one, do we?
- No, Woman, I don't have a computer. But don't you think this would do? – he pulled out a small box with little screen. On the first sight it looked like an old gameboy, but it wasn't. It was a scanner, usually used to repair small objects like microprocesors. Once again, Bulma was totally stunned.
- Vegeta! - She screamed and hugged him tightly. He must admit it, it felt good. – But... – she said, her hands still around his neck. – I don't have tools to repair it. – she looked into his eyes.
- Blacksmith – he said
- Of course! But do you think someone could make me so small things? And without taking any money?
- Money is not a problem. We just have to find a VERY good blaksmith, that's all.
- Ok., so let's get going. – she sighned and started walking to thw village.
Suddenly she felt being warped in two strong arms and hovering above the ground.
- Vegeta, what are you doing?
- Taking you to a bigger city. Flying's faster. – he said, powered up and flew to the biggest town he could sense.
- Vegeta?
- Hn?
- Don't you think it's strange, that we spoke to this old man without a translator?
- No, it's not. Think for a while, Woman.
- We're in England?
- That's right!
- But... The were speaking normally, and I heard that English at these times was very different than nowdayes.
- Nevermind, Woman. We're here. – he landed and walked into the city walls
After 3 hours they found a man capable of doing as small things as Bulma needed. He told then they must wait a while so they walked around the city and talked
- So you've met Kakarott when he was 12? Was he as stupid as he is now, or worse?
- Nah, worse... Hay, Vegeta, you've just insulted my best friend! You'll pay for this!
- Yeach? How?
- I'll make you be nice to him all week!
- Right. And when did you meet this harpy mate of his?
- She was also... Vegeta!
And so one. They've talked about everything (you know, ex: the sun is hot, the grass is green, Vegeta is an insensitive moron, Bulma is a baka earthling, it's gonna rain... yadda yadda yadda).
After another 3 hours Vegeta announced that the things that they ordered should be ready and it's time to get them.
- Now... Together it will be... 4 pieces of silver. – the blacksmiht said
- Do you have the money?
- No, do you?
- Erm... I don't. I thought you have some.
- Nooo, you should have...
- So do you have my pay, or not?
- No?
- Guaaaaaards! – the man shouted. Suddenly 5 men appered at Bulmas and Vegetas side.
- OK. – Vegeta smirked.
- No, Vegeta, no killing!
- Why not?
- You're hopeless. Just please, don't kill them.
- As you wish.
They were locked in the deep dungeon. One of the guards told them that they will be judged tomorrow.
They had no food, but there was one torch, so Bulma could work (yes, they've got the tools before).
It took her whole night, but she finally ended her work, and at about 5 o'clock the time machine was ready.
- Okie dokie, let's get on with it. C' mon Vegeta, I'm done, we can go back to our time.
- I hope so – he just said and grabbed her hand. She pushed the red button and...
...found herself in the middle of a jungle.
It's nice to read revievs, you know.
This chapter sucked, I know, but I promise that the next one will be better. REALLY!
I don't think that I'll update this sooner that next week, cause I have 5 tests, and I've GOT to learn. We have overloaded program in our schools, really. 39 hours of sitting in a building that some call school, others hellhole. And you should see my physicks teacher! She's a real devil! Even my maths taecher is afraid of her! (and she's a headmaster. Sigh.). So, with this happy accent, I end this chapter, and get back to my work. ^_^.
Do następnego razu,
Aśka
( that meant: till next time, Asia)