Chapter 3
A tall figure surrounded by darkness came upon the scene.
Sober heads turned to see who the masked figure was.
Yuffie's jaw dropped. "Vincent!!" She ran to him, and jumped in his unexpected arms.
'Vincent' responded with a grunt, dropping her measly body onto the floor suddenly.
"Ow!", she shrieked some.
His took off his mask, revealing not the face of Vincent, but that of Kimahri.
"Should've known..," she mumbled to herself, "the blue fur should've tipped me off."
"Kimahri looking for bride," Kimahri stated his business there.
"Waaaah!" Yuffie ran to hide behind Squall.
Seifer emerged from the dark corner of the bathroom just then.
Irvine had an all-too-familiar feeling he only got when the best of ideas came to him.
"Hey, Kimahri..." He began walking up to the Ronso slowly. "You know what a gay bar is, right?"
"Kimahri know what toilet is," He tried to offer.
Irvine was patient with him, "Aah..no. See, a gay bar is where men dress as women, and vice versa, see?"
The others looked questioningly at Irvine.
"Kimahri understand," The Ronso stood there.
Irvine put an arm around Kimahri's broad shoulders. "You see that guy over there?" He pointed in Seifer's direction.
"Kimahri sees."
"He's actually a female Ronso."
"Kimahri ride bones?"
Irvine slapped him on the back, playfully. "Yes, my friend, now you're getting it."
Yuffie and the others snickered slightly, shaking their heads.
Irvine held his composure. "Go get 'er, my friend."
Kimahri started off in Seifer's direction.
Three seconds later, the group burst into fits of laughter.
A tall figure surrounded by darkness came upon the scene.
Sober heads turned to see who the masked figure was.
Yuffie's jaw dropped. "Vincent!!" She ran to him, and jumped in his unexpected arms.
'Vincent' responded with a grunt, dropping her measly body onto the floor suddenly.
"Ow!", she shrieked some.
His took off his mask, revealing not the face of Vincent, but that of Kimahri.
"Should've known..," she mumbled to herself, "the blue fur should've tipped me off."
"Kimahri looking for bride," Kimahri stated his business there.
"Waaaah!" Yuffie ran to hide behind Squall.
Seifer emerged from the dark corner of the bathroom just then.
Irvine had an all-too-familiar feeling he only got when the best of ideas came to him.
"Hey, Kimahri..." He began walking up to the Ronso slowly. "You know what a gay bar is, right?"
"Kimahri know what toilet is," He tried to offer.
Irvine was patient with him, "Aah..no. See, a gay bar is where men dress as women, and vice versa, see?"
The others looked questioningly at Irvine.
"Kimahri understand," The Ronso stood there.
Irvine put an arm around Kimahri's broad shoulders. "You see that guy over there?" He pointed in Seifer's direction.
"Kimahri sees."
"He's actually a female Ronso."
"Kimahri ride bones?"
Irvine slapped him on the back, playfully. "Yes, my friend, now you're getting it."
Yuffie and the others snickered slightly, shaking their heads.
Irvine held his composure. "Go get 'er, my friend."
Kimahri started off in Seifer's direction.
Three seconds later, the group burst into fits of laughter.