Disclaimer: I don't own MGS or Scream so sue me.
( We see Meryl in the bathtub shaving her leg hairs (Ewwwwwwww..) after the events that happened in the school she was advised to stay at home. Bad advice....)
**RING!!!!!!!!**
Meryl: Hello?
???: Told you Blubber boy's going down.
Meryl: Omigod! Who is this?
???: Just an innocent voyeur, you have nice leg hairs....
Meryl: You sick freak! I locked my gates and doors, how the hell did you get in?
???: I have my ways......
20 MINUTES AGO..........
???: Damn I gotta exercises more. (Climbing up neighbour's roof.) Okay! One...two....THREE!!
( Junps to Meryl's roof and falls.)
???: OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( crashs down on some garden gnomes.) Damn that hurt.
Gnomes: Geroff me!
???: This ain't Harry Potter jackass.
??? (another ???) : GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: You too Fluffy! (turns around and comes face to face with 5 wolves.) Hey I didn't know she kept wol....AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY BALLS!
Present
???: My ways........
Meryl: I'm calling the cops!
???: Go ahead! Call the cops, but you might want to check the backdoor, you forgot to lock it.......
Meryl: No I didn't.
???: Huh? Let's see. ( few minutes of grunting and struggling) Oh damn she's right.
Meryl: Hello?
???: Errrrrrrrr...... Oh! You might want to check the window first, you forgot to close it......
Meryl: OH SHIT! (dresses up and runs downstairs and finds the killer still trying to climb into the house through the window.)
???: Shit! Uh.grunt grunt. AHHH! (falls into house) Damn my back... (Sees meryl and stands up.) Err.hi.
Meryl: Hi.
???: ..........
Meryl: Sooooooooooooooo.....do you want to hide first, surprise me and then proceed to chase me or do you just want to skip to the chasing part.
???: I think I just want to start chasing you, I don't have much time, Barney's almost on.
Meryl: Okay.
???: .........
Meryl: .............
???: .............
Meryl: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs up stairs.)
???: COME BACK HERE BITCH!!!! (chases her.)
Meryl: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs to her room and shuts the door.)
???: OPEN THE DOOR YOU BIT......Oh wow! Is that a Westlife poster on your door?
Meryl: Don't you dare take it! ( Sends email to police.)
WOMEN IN TROUBLE!!! HAS LOTS OF CASH!!!!!!
Meryl: AHHHHH.....Oh wait he's gone. ( We see the killer has escaped.)
Snake: HEY!! ( pops into window.)
Meryl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: Hey calm down it's just me. (Hugs Meryl) It's okay, it's okay.
Meryl: Oh Snake! He came! The murderer came!
Snake: Hey don't worry, I'm here now. It's okay.
Meryl: Thanks Snake.
Snake: Hey! Now that you're okay, can I go now? Barney's almost on.
Meryl: .....oh.....my.....god...
Snake: No Meryl! It's not what you think! Meryl! (Meryl run out.)
Meryl: Get away from me! (Runs downstairs, opens the front door and comes face to face with Otacon.) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Otacon: Wha....what?
Meryl: (sees snake running down.) He's the murderer!
Otacon: ( walks up and handcuffs Snake.) You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and wi...
Snake: HEY! Let go of me! Motherfucker! Meryl! It's not me! Meryl! MERYL! (Gets drag into police car.)
Policeman: (walks up to Meryl) Listen, I know you had a rough night. But do you think you can come back to the police station and answer some questions?
Meryl: Yea....yeah sure. I can do that.
Policeman: Great, thanks for your corporation, (Escorts Meryl into police car.)
TBC
( We see Meryl in the bathtub shaving her leg hairs (Ewwwwwwww..) after the events that happened in the school she was advised to stay at home. Bad advice....)
**RING!!!!!!!!**
Meryl: Hello?
???: Told you Blubber boy's going down.
Meryl: Omigod! Who is this?
???: Just an innocent voyeur, you have nice leg hairs....
Meryl: You sick freak! I locked my gates and doors, how the hell did you get in?
???: I have my ways......
20 MINUTES AGO..........
???: Damn I gotta exercises more. (Climbing up neighbour's roof.) Okay! One...two....THREE!!
( Junps to Meryl's roof and falls.)
???: OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( crashs down on some garden gnomes.) Damn that hurt.
Gnomes: Geroff me!
???: This ain't Harry Potter jackass.
??? (another ???) : GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: You too Fluffy! (turns around and comes face to face with 5 wolves.) Hey I didn't know she kept wol....AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY BALLS!
Present
???: My ways........
Meryl: I'm calling the cops!
???: Go ahead! Call the cops, but you might want to check the backdoor, you forgot to lock it.......
Meryl: No I didn't.
???: Huh? Let's see. ( few minutes of grunting and struggling) Oh damn she's right.
Meryl: Hello?
???: Errrrrrrrr...... Oh! You might want to check the window first, you forgot to close it......
Meryl: OH SHIT! (dresses up and runs downstairs and finds the killer still trying to climb into the house through the window.)
???: Shit! Uh.grunt grunt. AHHH! (falls into house) Damn my back... (Sees meryl and stands up.) Err.hi.
Meryl: Hi.
???: ..........
Meryl: Sooooooooooooooo.....do you want to hide first, surprise me and then proceed to chase me or do you just want to skip to the chasing part.
???: I think I just want to start chasing you, I don't have much time, Barney's almost on.
Meryl: Okay.
???: .........
Meryl: .............
???: .............
Meryl: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs up stairs.)
???: COME BACK HERE BITCH!!!! (chases her.)
Meryl: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs to her room and shuts the door.)
???: OPEN THE DOOR YOU BIT......Oh wow! Is that a Westlife poster on your door?
Meryl: Don't you dare take it! ( Sends email to police.)
WOMEN IN TROUBLE!!! HAS LOTS OF CASH!!!!!!
Meryl: AHHHHH.....Oh wait he's gone. ( We see the killer has escaped.)
Snake: HEY!! ( pops into window.)
Meryl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: Hey calm down it's just me. (Hugs Meryl) It's okay, it's okay.
Meryl: Oh Snake! He came! The murderer came!
Snake: Hey don't worry, I'm here now. It's okay.
Meryl: Thanks Snake.
Snake: Hey! Now that you're okay, can I go now? Barney's almost on.
Meryl: .....oh.....my.....god...
Snake: No Meryl! It's not what you think! Meryl! (Meryl run out.)
Meryl: Get away from me! (Runs downstairs, opens the front door and comes face to face with Otacon.) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Otacon: Wha....what?
Meryl: (sees snake running down.) He's the murderer!
Otacon: ( walks up and handcuffs Snake.) You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and wi...
Snake: HEY! Let go of me! Motherfucker! Meryl! It's not me! Meryl! MERYL! (Gets drag into police car.)
Policeman: (walks up to Meryl) Listen, I know you had a rough night. But do you think you can come back to the police station and answer some questions?
Meryl: Yea....yeah sure. I can do that.
Policeman: Great, thanks for your corporation, (Escorts Meryl into police car.)
TBC