Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, the Daily Show or any of Bruce Springsteen's songs, but I do own Dark and Yami Kyoté Moon."
Announcer1: Now, live from New York, it's Saturday Night! Just kidding, it's the Daily Show with
Yami Bakura!
Audience cheers wildly.
Yami Bakura: Yes! Finally, the radio show is mine!
Chibi Bakura: Yay! I'm here too! "Falls asleep in front of a small fire place"
Yami Bakura: Yes, good for you. Now, here our first guest, Yami Kyoté Moon!
Yami Kyoté Moon: Hello everyone. I'm just gonna eat this chicken for a while. "messily rips apart
and slowly devours a live chicken"
Yami Bakura: All right then. Our next guest is this dead guy.
Dead Guy: I have no soul. I am the angel of death.
The hour of purification is at hand.
Yami Bakura: Who finds guys anyway?
Chibi Bakura: I do!
Yami Bakura: Ok, sleep. Our last guest, hopefully, is, whoa, it's Dark!
Dark: Greetings Akifa. I hope you recognize me this time.
Yami Bakura: Of course. Can we show a clip of our battle in "A Traditional Halloween in Domino
Town"? Hey Chibi Bakura, why don't you make yourself useful?
Chibi Bakura: "sleeping"
Yami Bakura: Well, good for you. Anyway, I'll just describe for you. Dark appears in the form of
Bakura's female clone Erika. It takes some convincing for me to realize that that's him, but we end
up duking it out in the attic with our shadow powers.
Dark: Yeah, and you lost.
Yami Bakura: I didn't want to hurt the mortal. Anyway,
I kicked you symbiotic butt after you detached.
Dark: Are you referring to the fight when I was trying to become Perfect Dark? I slaughtered you,
literally.
Yami Bakura: Quit faking. I destroyed you.
Dark: No, I destroyed you.
Yami Bakura: Fine, I'll prove it. "puts in tape of the fight.
Yami Bakura is beating on the Dark symbiote."
Yami Bakura: See?
Dark: Ha. You didn't show the whole thing. "puts in another tape of Dark draining the power of the
ring to use as his own, then sacrificing himself and Yami Bakura to make Perfect Dark"
Dark: Thus proving, I AM THE ULTIMATE EVIL!
Yami Bakura: The light only masks the darkness. Darkness is ever present, watching, waiting,
planning. Darkness is vengeance. Always eager to smother the light which locked it away. No
matter how strong the light that hides it is, the darkness eventually returns, stronger than ever. And
once the darkness is there, the chances of sending it back are slim, because the darkness grows
wiser with each time it is banished. That is why, when I return, there will be absolute hell to pay,
for I AM THE DARKNESS!
Audience wildly cheers.
Dark: Groovy, man. Dig the awesome poem.
Yami Bakura: Thanks, and one more thing.
Dark: What's that?
Yami Bakura: YOU LOSE! "opens portal and sends Dark back into the Shadow Realm"
Yami Bakura: Well, we're fresh out of time.
Yami Kyoté Moon: Yum. Fresh chicken. VERY fresh.
Dead Guy: THE HOUR OF PURIFICATION IS
AT HAND!
"starts killing random audience members"
Chibi Bakura: YEAH! Now I can play my games. "Start playing with blocks, but falls asleep"
Chibi Bakura: -_-ZZZ
Yami Bakura: Ok, next time, join me when I find a new job, and hopefully get rid of that chibi
Bakura. Whatever. Here's the moment you've been waiting for, the moment of Zen.
"theme from the Daily Show starts playing out of no where as a flock of sheep comes in and attacks
the zombie, who dies again. Yami Kyoté Moon is still eating chicken, and Chibi Bakura is riding a
sheep"
Chibi Bakura: Yay!
"'The Rising' starts playing and everyone starts dancing, except Yami Bakura and the dead guy.
Yami Bakura because he is searching for a new job and the dead guy cause he's dead. Sheep start
singing it.
Sheep: Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa. Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa.
Yami Bakura: Ahh, here we are. Meat packer. Perfect. Here sheepy sheepy sheepy.
"sheep attack and tie up Yami Bakura and keep singing around him"
Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Stop the sheep! The sheep! Chibi Bakura!
Help!
Chibi Bakura: Do a little daaaance. Do it.
Yami Bakura: Fine. Doo Doo doo doo doo doo. There now help me!
Chibi Bakura: "falls asleep"
Yami Bakura: HELP ME!
Yami Kyoté Moon: "finally finishes slaughtering the chicken" SHEEP! "attacks and eats the sheep.
Then has a heart attack and dies."
Yami Bakura: Oh, crap. All of the guests died. Whatever. I just go work at PolluteCo. They always
have plenty of openings because their workers die! But first, I'm going to get rid of this
menace once and for all. "walks over to Chibi Bakura with a knife" DIE CHIBI! "stabs the remains
of a sheep and feeds it to Chibi Bakura, who promptly changes back to Bakura"
Bakura: It's about time you got changed me back. I'm hitting the sushi bar. "walks away"
Yami Bakura: Finally. I'm alone. "looks around, then begins to eat chicken"
Announcer1: The Cow Saws... Moo!
Announcer2: This radio broadcast has been brought to you buy: Mad Cow Inc., Jiffy Lube, and
viewers like you. Now please leave.
Please R&R because this was really fun to make.
Announcer1: Now, live from New York, it's Saturday Night! Just kidding, it's the Daily Show with
Yami Bakura!
Audience cheers wildly.
Yami Bakura: Yes! Finally, the radio show is mine!
Chibi Bakura: Yay! I'm here too! "Falls asleep in front of a small fire place"
Yami Bakura: Yes, good for you. Now, here our first guest, Yami Kyoté Moon!
Yami Kyoté Moon: Hello everyone. I'm just gonna eat this chicken for a while. "messily rips apart
and slowly devours a live chicken"
Yami Bakura: All right then. Our next guest is this dead guy.
Dead Guy: I have no soul. I am the angel of death.
The hour of purification is at hand.
Yami Bakura: Who finds guys anyway?
Chibi Bakura: I do!
Yami Bakura: Ok, sleep. Our last guest, hopefully, is, whoa, it's Dark!
Dark: Greetings Akifa. I hope you recognize me this time.
Yami Bakura: Of course. Can we show a clip of our battle in "A Traditional Halloween in Domino
Town"? Hey Chibi Bakura, why don't you make yourself useful?
Chibi Bakura: "sleeping"
Yami Bakura: Well, good for you. Anyway, I'll just describe for you. Dark appears in the form of
Bakura's female clone Erika. It takes some convincing for me to realize that that's him, but we end
up duking it out in the attic with our shadow powers.
Dark: Yeah, and you lost.
Yami Bakura: I didn't want to hurt the mortal. Anyway,
I kicked you symbiotic butt after you detached.
Dark: Are you referring to the fight when I was trying to become Perfect Dark? I slaughtered you,
literally.
Yami Bakura: Quit faking. I destroyed you.
Dark: No, I destroyed you.
Yami Bakura: Fine, I'll prove it. "puts in tape of the fight.
Yami Bakura is beating on the Dark symbiote."
Yami Bakura: See?
Dark: Ha. You didn't show the whole thing. "puts in another tape of Dark draining the power of the
ring to use as his own, then sacrificing himself and Yami Bakura to make Perfect Dark"
Dark: Thus proving, I AM THE ULTIMATE EVIL!
Yami Bakura: The light only masks the darkness. Darkness is ever present, watching, waiting,
planning. Darkness is vengeance. Always eager to smother the light which locked it away. No
matter how strong the light that hides it is, the darkness eventually returns, stronger than ever. And
once the darkness is there, the chances of sending it back are slim, because the darkness grows
wiser with each time it is banished. That is why, when I return, there will be absolute hell to pay,
for I AM THE DARKNESS!
Audience wildly cheers.
Dark: Groovy, man. Dig the awesome poem.
Yami Bakura: Thanks, and one more thing.
Dark: What's that?
Yami Bakura: YOU LOSE! "opens portal and sends Dark back into the Shadow Realm"
Yami Bakura: Well, we're fresh out of time.
Yami Kyoté Moon: Yum. Fresh chicken. VERY fresh.
Dead Guy: THE HOUR OF PURIFICATION IS
AT HAND!
"starts killing random audience members"
Chibi Bakura: YEAH! Now I can play my games. "Start playing with blocks, but falls asleep"
Chibi Bakura: -_-ZZZ
Yami Bakura: Ok, next time, join me when I find a new job, and hopefully get rid of that chibi
Bakura. Whatever. Here's the moment you've been waiting for, the moment of Zen.
"theme from the Daily Show starts playing out of no where as a flock of sheep comes in and attacks
the zombie, who dies again. Yami Kyoté Moon is still eating chicken, and Chibi Bakura is riding a
sheep"
Chibi Bakura: Yay!
"'The Rising' starts playing and everyone starts dancing, except Yami Bakura and the dead guy.
Yami Bakura because he is searching for a new job and the dead guy cause he's dead. Sheep start
singing it.
Sheep: Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa. Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa.
Yami Bakura: Ahh, here we are. Meat packer. Perfect. Here sheepy sheepy sheepy.
"sheep attack and tie up Yami Bakura and keep singing around him"
Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Stop the sheep! The sheep! Chibi Bakura!
Help!
Chibi Bakura: Do a little daaaance. Do it.
Yami Bakura: Fine. Doo Doo doo doo doo doo. There now help me!
Chibi Bakura: "falls asleep"
Yami Bakura: HELP ME!
Yami Kyoté Moon: "finally finishes slaughtering the chicken" SHEEP! "attacks and eats the sheep.
Then has a heart attack and dies."
Yami Bakura: Oh, crap. All of the guests died. Whatever. I just go work at PolluteCo. They always
have plenty of openings because their workers die! But first, I'm going to get rid of this
menace once and for all. "walks over to Chibi Bakura with a knife" DIE CHIBI! "stabs the remains
of a sheep and feeds it to Chibi Bakura, who promptly changes back to Bakura"
Bakura: It's about time you got changed me back. I'm hitting the sushi bar. "walks away"
Yami Bakura: Finally. I'm alone. "looks around, then begins to eat chicken"
Announcer1: The Cow Saws... Moo!
Announcer2: This radio broadcast has been brought to you buy: Mad Cow Inc., Jiffy Lube, and
viewers like you. Now please leave.
Please R&R because this was really fun to make.