Kyoté Moon: Hello everyone. I was typing Chapter 6 for A Traditional Halloween in
Domino Town when I noticed that someone actually reviewed this story. So, here's
Chapter 2. One more thing, I don't' own Yugioh or any shows on Comedy Central.
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Yugi and Pegasus are dueling in the Duelist Kingdom. Yugi is up by 500 life points.
Pegasus: Face it, little Yugi, you can't beat me.
Yugi: Yes I can. Go Dark Magician.
Dark Magician appears and destroys Pegasus' monster and he loses.
Pegasus: What? How can I lose?
Yugi: Because I'm the star. Now fork over the Millennium Eye!
Pegasus: What? You don't want my eye! You want the souls of Kaiba, Mokuba and your
Grandfather.
Yugi: To bad. "rips out the eye" Ha ha ha! The eye is mine!
Yami Bakura: Hey, I'm supposed to take the eye.
Yugi: You? Ha! I beat you in a duel anyway, so I should keep the eye anyway.
Yami Bakura: Give me the eye. I have a better reason to have it than you do.
Yugi: And what's that.
Yami Bakura: Well, the reason I need it is because, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
"Saturday Night Live intro playing"
Announcer: It's Saturday Night Live! With Yugi Muto, Tea Gardener, Joey Wheeler,
Maxamillion Pegasus, Bakura Ryou, Mai Valentine, Malik Ishtal, Isis Ishtal, Kyoté
Moon, with the Saturday Night Live Band, musical guests, Kaiba and the Glass Giraffes.
And now, here's your host, Yami Bakura!
Wild cheers in the audience.
Yami Bakura: Whooo. It is sooo great to be hosting here. Hopefully, things will turn out
better than at my last job.
Yami Kyoté Moon eating another chicken in the audience looks up.
Yami Kyoté Moon: What are you talking about? That was fuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!
Yami Bakura: Are you drunk?
Yami Kyoté Moon: Maybe I am, maybe I'm.........before he can finish, he collapses on
stage. A janitor comes out and pushes Yami Kyoté Moon off stage with a broom.
Yami Bakura: Ok then, whatever. You guys stay right here; we've got a great show for
you. Kaiba and the Glass Giraffes are here. Don't go away, we'll be right back!
Scene takes place in the Shadow Realm when Yami is dueling Yami Bakura.
Yami: I play the Dark Magician.
Yugi pops up on the field.
Yugi: Whoa! I'm the Dark Magician! Sweet! Now I call the shots, Yami! Do my
homework! Clean my room! Do my chores.
Yami Bakura: Oh, I pity you whatever. "Plays Man-Eater Bug who kills Yugi."
Yami: Thank you, but I still have to beat you.
Yami Bakura: No you don't. We can work together. Collect all of the items. Carpe Diem
Yami! We can rule the world!
Yami: Or, I can destroy you. Mind Crush!
Yami Bakura: Hey that's not fair. Go Mr. Peepers!
Mr. Peepers appears and starts attacking Yami.
Kaiba and the Glass Giraffes start playing, but they are very bad.
All of the cast members go on stage and start dancing to the crappy song.
Yami Kyoté Moon comes back with a giant flock of sheep.
Yami Bakura: Oh, crap not again!
The sheep attack Yami Bakura and start singing the song.
Bakura tries to get away, but his Chibi form takes over and returns.
Chibi Bakura: Yay! I live again! "Starts dancing and eating cantaloupe"
Kyoté Moon walks in.
Kyoté Moon: Oh, no again. "Uses mystic author powers to get rid of Yami Kyoté Moon
and the sheep.
Dark: Akifa! Revenge is mine!
Starts pummeling Yami Bakura with blasts of dark magic.
Kyoté Moon: I summon Willis, the bold.
Willis appears and sends Dark back to the shadow Realm as Yami Bakura slinks away.
Yami Bakura: Oh, that was my favorite show, too. Maybe this next one here.........
Please R&R
Domino Town when I noticed that someone actually reviewed this story. So, here's
Chapter 2. One more thing, I don't' own Yugioh or any shows on Comedy Central.
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Yugi and Pegasus are dueling in the Duelist Kingdom. Yugi is up by 500 life points.
Pegasus: Face it, little Yugi, you can't beat me.
Yugi: Yes I can. Go Dark Magician.
Dark Magician appears and destroys Pegasus' monster and he loses.
Pegasus: What? How can I lose?
Yugi: Because I'm the star. Now fork over the Millennium Eye!
Pegasus: What? You don't want my eye! You want the souls of Kaiba, Mokuba and your
Grandfather.
Yugi: To bad. "rips out the eye" Ha ha ha! The eye is mine!
Yami Bakura: Hey, I'm supposed to take the eye.
Yugi: You? Ha! I beat you in a duel anyway, so I should keep the eye anyway.
Yami Bakura: Give me the eye. I have a better reason to have it than you do.
Yugi: And what's that.
Yami Bakura: Well, the reason I need it is because, LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
"Saturday Night Live intro playing"
Announcer: It's Saturday Night Live! With Yugi Muto, Tea Gardener, Joey Wheeler,
Maxamillion Pegasus, Bakura Ryou, Mai Valentine, Malik Ishtal, Isis Ishtal, Kyoté
Moon, with the Saturday Night Live Band, musical guests, Kaiba and the Glass Giraffes.
And now, here's your host, Yami Bakura!
Wild cheers in the audience.
Yami Bakura: Whooo. It is sooo great to be hosting here. Hopefully, things will turn out
better than at my last job.
Yami Kyoté Moon eating another chicken in the audience looks up.
Yami Kyoté Moon: What are you talking about? That was fuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!
Yami Bakura: Are you drunk?
Yami Kyoté Moon: Maybe I am, maybe I'm.........before he can finish, he collapses on
stage. A janitor comes out and pushes Yami Kyoté Moon off stage with a broom.
Yami Bakura: Ok then, whatever. You guys stay right here; we've got a great show for
you. Kaiba and the Glass Giraffes are here. Don't go away, we'll be right back!
Scene takes place in the Shadow Realm when Yami is dueling Yami Bakura.
Yami: I play the Dark Magician.
Yugi pops up on the field.
Yugi: Whoa! I'm the Dark Magician! Sweet! Now I call the shots, Yami! Do my
homework! Clean my room! Do my chores.
Yami Bakura: Oh, I pity you whatever. "Plays Man-Eater Bug who kills Yugi."
Yami: Thank you, but I still have to beat you.
Yami Bakura: No you don't. We can work together. Collect all of the items. Carpe Diem
Yami! We can rule the world!
Yami: Or, I can destroy you. Mind Crush!
Yami Bakura: Hey that's not fair. Go Mr. Peepers!
Mr. Peepers appears and starts attacking Yami.
Kaiba and the Glass Giraffes start playing, but they are very bad.
All of the cast members go on stage and start dancing to the crappy song.
Yami Kyoté Moon comes back with a giant flock of sheep.
Yami Bakura: Oh, crap not again!
The sheep attack Yami Bakura and start singing the song.
Bakura tries to get away, but his Chibi form takes over and returns.
Chibi Bakura: Yay! I live again! "Starts dancing and eating cantaloupe"
Kyoté Moon walks in.
Kyoté Moon: Oh, no again. "Uses mystic author powers to get rid of Yami Kyoté Moon
and the sheep.
Dark: Akifa! Revenge is mine!
Starts pummeling Yami Bakura with blasts of dark magic.
Kyoté Moon: I summon Willis, the bold.
Willis appears and sends Dark back to the shadow Realm as Yami Bakura slinks away.
Yami Bakura: Oh, that was my favorite show, too. Maybe this next one here.........
Please R&R